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Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?
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The Monterey Bay Aquarium knew EXACTLY what they were doing here there’s no fucking way
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Vampire and werewolf dating
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my friend moved and immediately replaced me
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Ninsun to Gilgamesh: You will fall in love with [Enkidu] and caress him like a woman. He will be mighty and rescue you time and again
Historians:
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Ishtar really is a big babby
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Ishtar: Dad! Gil said a bunch of shit about me, give me the cow so I can kill him!
Ishtar’s Dad: But everything he said was right…
Ishtar: DAD GIVE ME THE COW OR I’LL START A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
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“Gilgamesh, wherefore do you wander? The eternal life you are seeking you shall not find. When the gods created mankind, They established death for mankind, And withheld eternal life for themselves. And as for you, Gilgamesh, let your stomach be full, Always be happy, night and day. Make every day a delight, Night and day play and dance, Your clothes should be clean, Your head should be washed, You should bathe in water, Look proudly on the little one holding your hand, Let your mate be always blissful in your loins, This, then, is the work of mankind.””
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(Tablet X, 77-91)
(pg 27 Gilgamesh’s talk about eternal life).
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I can’t post my newest comic yet but here’s a panel featuring Enkidu and Gilgamesh, who awoke something in me at a young age
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