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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages

chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow

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I'm sorry but who the FUCK brings a speaker into the laundromat and starts blasting music

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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.

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I have been waiting all year to post this.

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I feel genuine sympathy for this dude. He killed his whimsy for love.

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opinions on luxury trucks( aka more seats than bed like those blocky jeeps)

I hate big stupid pickup trucks the only trucks I respect look like this

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Edible time

#merry dankmas

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saw a poll about dry/humid heat and like OBVIOUSLY everyone preferred dry heat but. would love to know what everyone considers to be “too hot”

me personally it’s a hard cutoff at 75°F. don’t need anything more than that thank you 🫶🫶🫶

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Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

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eyewitness sketch of that time i explained homestuck troll romance/biology/reproduction to some of my friends

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all descriptions gender neutral, based on vibes only

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!