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this guy gets it

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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i sometimes forget that this is everyone’s first time on earth too. like. this is my first time seeing a butterfly this color. but its that little girl’s first time seeing any butterfly, ever. and i accidentally left a bag of groceries at the store after paying and now i’m cursing under my breath and it’s like. there a thousand other people out there who did that today too. and a thousand more from yesterday. and. like. we’re not actually alone. and we’re not actually failing. at least not in a way that a few billion people haven’t before you

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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

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This is environmental storytelling

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I don’t need a vacation when I have this view

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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

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Beelzebufo ampinga, the giant Neobatrachian frog from Cretaceous Madagascar, trying its best.

Prehistoric Planet 2 : Episode 3 - Swamps

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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

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cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

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I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go "alright, what's all this then"

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mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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Welcome to Trilobite Tuesday! Have you ever wondered how trilobites are found in the field? Often, as was the case for this 3.1-in- (8-cm-) Thysanopeltis, rock after rock must be cracked by hand and carefully examined. The presence of a thin cross-section of calcite—like the crack still visible running through the middle of this critter’s body—indicates that a complete specimen might be buried within the stone matrix.

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I feel like there's two levels of chronically online. There's like, the variety where you recognize obscure memes and stupid drama and post constantly but have some sort of tether to reality and have friends in the real world and read the news from time to time, and then there's the kind where you genuinely don't realize that your political position or feelings about popular media are not just non-mainstream but actively fringe and that it's not emotional labor to pick people up from the airport.

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this one is still killing me