Mae, she/they, 27, queer as in fuck you. Reported to be unarmed and considered to be delicious. Brain currently being rotted by: M*A*S*H, Stranger Things, The West Wing.
The way fantasy writers talk about a thousand years as this uneventful amount of time is really funny to me because like—in less than 1000 years we went from the Norman Invasion of England to Skibidi Toilet.