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handageddon · 17 minutes
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its so sad kabru had to get caught in his lie so fast bc it truly distracts ppl from how sweet and cute it is that laios went out of his way to make him something special that he thought he'd enjoy like rolled omelette are not that easy to make and they were making food anyway he just decided "kabru is my friend and kabru likes eating monsters let me spare my special provisions to give him something, just for him" like we get so swept up in how kabru feels about it honestly that we do not see how much care the gesture was on laios' part. no wonder he gets so broken hearted about kabru not liking the food he made in particular. id be so so sad if i made my new friend a cake they said they liked and i found out it physically hurt to eat and they just ate it anyway to spare my feelings. and they never liked cake. like no tell meeeee i made it special for youuuuu
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handageddon · 18 minutes
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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"
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handageddon · 19 minutes
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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass
my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!
me: 
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handageddon · 21 minutes
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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handageddon · 22 minutes
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handageddon · 4 hours
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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks
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handageddon · 4 hours
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yeah sure why not
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handageddon · 4 hours
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just asked the barista for a “12 inch” latte rather than “12 ounce” latte, tried to correct myself, and did it again.
I’m alive awake alert enthusiastic today, clearly
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handageddon · 4 hours
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marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy
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handageddon · 4 hours
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handageddon · 4 hours
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i should have fucking picked chemistry
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handageddon · 4 hours
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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing
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handageddon · 4 hours
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i love the concept of "reserve" products. this shit was too good to sell to you plebes. so we didn't. and now we are for some reason. like yes give me that missouri cheese cave reserve velveeta i don't even care that it's because of the cave monster look at those prices
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handageddon · 4 hours
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crystal ball snail 🔮
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handageddon · 4 hours
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shoutout to slow growers, late bloomers, people whose plans got derailed by circumstances beyond their control or their own choices, people who never had a plan to begin with, people who have had to start over when theyre too old to feel like theyre supposed to be where they are, people who cant pretend theyre built for the environment theyre in, and everyone who's not living the life they thought they would. im proud of you for making it this far and i hope you keep going until youre happy ♡
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handageddon · 5 hours
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cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.
this is what democracy looks like.
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handageddon · 7 hours
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I love that folks are being more accepting of autism, but I don't love that autism is being sanitized into a quirk.
There's a cute and acceptable form of autism on social media, and I don't see any indication that folks are remotely ready for discussing the rest of it, which contains all the uncomfortable things that impede a person's everyday life, require support, and make acceptance almost impossible—where the hygiene struggles, inappropriate social behaviors, involuntary movements and outbursts, meltdowns, and emotional dependence issues live. And the cuter and more sanitized the "good" autism gets, the more unacceptable the "bad" autism becomes.
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