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#milk

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lin manuel miranda as a 3 year old would rap things like “Googoo Gaga mama I don’t mean to cause much drama but I’m under goin trauma from what’s underneath my bed, there’s a monster sized iguana and it smells like marijuana i know it’s fake but i don’t wanna see it messing with my head” or something

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#mine is about 4 years old i think

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i love my friends so much

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Any Babes Online?

Well … You Are Reading This Right? Haha ✌ But For Real We All Gotta Take Care Of Eachother

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Rigby voice Mordecai you’re embarrassing me in front of my penis friends

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kids these days don't do anything all they do is plan tumblr posts, smaxk- hi i accidentally added The Village by Wrabel on my Tumbler. Post. I do not know how to get it off. Help

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#CHIKORITA

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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Fuuuck we left the back door open last night andthe whole kitchen got out

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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

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has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

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when someone reblogs your post like #sfw #not yugioh #☆*:.｡. queue wanna know how i got these scars? .｡.:*☆ #things to show jakey #OP: lakevida #text post #april 29 2024 and it's like i don't want to be stored in this archive it seems creepy and or wet in here

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LMFAO this idiot doesn’t even know what updog iOH GOD AHHHHHHHHHHHHFHDJSJAJA

hey man it rwally smells like updog on your blog :-/

Whyare you saying these things to me ive nevver done anything wrong i dont knowwhat youre talking about stop aaying strange words to me im soscared right now