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another horse fly. another horse fly.

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god made molluscs and then everything else was an accident

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Harplike tree splintering in the Forest of Dean

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy

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compilation

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i think everyone leaving "reblog dont (just) like" notices on their art needs to think about youtubers and their calls to action and how often it actually works, how often it only serves to irritate, and when exactly does it work and why that might be and what makes those calls different to all the other ones that just get ignored or frustrate people. because you are doing that, and you're doing it badly, and youre losing subscriber

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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here’s my take on the best and worst signs :)

best signs!!!!!!: leo saggitarius libra taurus virgo capricorn cancer pisces aries aquarius gemini scorpio :)

WORST signs 😷😷😷😷😷:

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oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#its meeyet innit? or mee-et. but i was told in school that french tries to avoid glottal stops #i guess i can understand in a roundabout way getting mie as my through the word fie? but who says fie anymore

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Rule

#THY conscience 😡

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this too shall pass

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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

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