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Namikaze Minato
"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil."
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It’s Too Cold Starters
“I’m so cold that arson looks like a great alternative right now.”
“Is eleven blankets still not enough?”
“I could give you my coat…”
“I’m absolutely freezing.”
“Well it’s warmer where I am.”
“Can you get me a jacket or something?”
“It should be illegal for it to be this frigid.”
“I’ve been to receptions warmer than this.”
“If you sit any closer to the fire, you’re going to get a heat rash.”
“No, we are not igniting flammable objects for warmth.”
“I should make sure you aren’t getting hypothermia.”
“Someone keeps turning the heat down and I do not approve.”
“There isn’t enough hot coffee in the world to rid me of this chill.”
“Tea? Hot chocolate? Coffee? Anything? It’s cold!”
“I’m conflicted whether or not to drink my tea or leave it to warm my hands.”
“Is a third sweater too much to ask for?”
“I had to wear this stupid thing because a blanket isn’t proper public attire apparently.”
“The lock on my door was frosted over from the inside when I left.”
“I will fight you over this blanket if I have to.”
“I’m starting to lose feeling in my thighs.”
“So the temperature is arctic, with a wind chill of hell no.”
“I’m not letting you go out in this weather, that under dressed.”
“You walk out there like that, and you will get frostbite.”
“A hot bath would solve that chill.”
“Becoming an unrecognizable mound of fleece blankets and duvets is certainly an option?”
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He lets out a huge puff of air as he slumps down beside her, slamming his head onto the counter, “Naruko...” Slowly, he turns his head to shoot her a sour look, lips set in a pout, “If you plan on getting ramen, at least order me a bowl as well.” Minato sits up, rolling his eyes fondly at her, “Just be grateful that I can afford this sort of stuff.” Having Kushina as a wife really puts a drain on ones wallet when she gets on a ramen binge.
@femfatalorangekage from x
“N-Naruko…” He stutters as his daughter takes off down the street with his wallet in hand. She’s so much like her mother it’s outrageous. Maybe Minato should give chase and at least attempt to get his wallet back? Yeah, sounds like a good idea. With that, the father gives chase and rushes after his daughter, “Naruko! Wait!”
#(Am I Late?: IC Post)#(My Sun Princess With Big Blue Eyes: Naruko)#(From Another Place And Time I Arrive On Swift Wings: AU)#[Tired dad is tired XD]
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“N-Naruko...” He stutters as his daughter takes off down the street with his wallet in hand. She’s so much like her mother it’s outrageous. Maybe Minato should give chase and at least attempt to get his wallet back? Yeah, sounds like a good idea. With that, the father gives chase and rushes after his daughter, “Naruko! Wait!”
#(Am I Late?: IC Post)#(My Sun Princess With Big Blue Eyes: Naruko)#(From Another Place And Time I Arrive On Swift Wings: AU)#[No problem!]#[Poor dad is just tryna keep up with her]
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Simple Praises Sentence Starters
Requested by Anonymous
“Good job!”
“You make that look easy.”
“I didn’t know you could do that!”
“You did it!”
“It’s looking good, __!”
“You’re amazing.”
“I didn’t know you were so skilled!”
“You did such a wonderful job on that.”
“I should’ve asked you to do this before.”
“That’s some amazing craftsmanship.”
“Thank you. You did well.”
“I should hire you, you’re so good.”
“Oh wow!”
“I love it!”
“Beautiful.”
“You put so much detail into it!”
“How come you never told me you were this good at __?”
“You could sell these and make a fortune.”
“You’re looking good!”
“I wish my nails could look as good as yours.”
“You should go pro.”
“You’re doing great!”
“You almost had it!”
“I am without words.”
“I love you, you know that?”
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BatMinato.
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{Headcanon Time}
Minato has a fondness for action novels. He’d read a certain number religiously as he grew up and has memorised every word in their pages, being able to quote them perfectly each time he’s asked. Though, his favourite will always be The Tale of the Utterly Gutsy Shinobi, because it is the first book that Jiraiya gave him once he became a jōnin. He’s treasured his copy and holds it very dear to him, ensuring to keep it safe whenever he isn’t reading it. His favourite place to read books is upside down on a treebranch as he has always felt safe while being up in the air.
#(My File Speaks For Itself. You Should Have Fled On Sight: Headcanon)#[Minato is a huge nerd okay?]#[Give him a book and you'll lose him within moments]
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Potential Panic Starters
“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”
“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”
“Nope! Nope nope nope.”
“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”
“Get me down! Please!”
“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”
“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”
“How are you so calm?!”
“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”
“Don’t. Panic.”
“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”
“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”
“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”
“Help. Help, help help help.“
“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”
“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”
“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”
“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”
“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”
“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”
“Help first, shame lecture later.”
“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”
“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”
“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”
“Will you stop? You’re going to make it worse!”
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He’s just chillin’ here... With one arm. As you do, y’know. Average Friday night right here folks.
#(Am I Late?: IC Post)#(Minabooty Minabooty Rockin' Everywhere: Dash Comm)#[Have some reanimated idiot]#[Also... My Dash Comm tag is amazing X3]#[That Minabooty is *chefs kiss* perfection]
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Random Assortment of Sentence Starts (Part 3?)
“Hi, um, I’m ___? We’ve been chatting online…?”
“You seem oddly familiar… have we met before?”
“If you don’t start talking I am going to start breaking your fingers one by one until you do.”
“Oh god, please, wake up!”
“How did you get in here?!”
“Ow… my head…”
“That looked like a rough landing.”
“Ouch, that had to hurt.”
“FUCK!”
“My dear, even the stars cannot outshine you.”
“You are like the wind- I feel you brush against me, but I fear as soon as I reach out to touch back, you will slip away between my fingers.”
“Are you alright?”
“Does it look like I’m alright?!”
“Stop moving! I’m trying to help!”
“You’re cute for an asshole. A pity.”
“Stay still- you’ll only bleed more.”
“What… what happened to you?”
“You’re not the person I remember.”
“I’m not the person you remember, nor will I ever return to being that person.”
“Care for a dance?”
“You’re going to bleed out at this rate.”
“I love you, alright?!”
“I have waited this long for you- I will wait for you for longer still.”
“I’m going to kill you, nice and painful.”
“Careful- you’re trying my patience. You wouldn’t like me angry, now, would you?”
“I can’t wait for you any longer! I’m done!”
“Hey, can I have your number?”
“You seem awfully lonely.”
“You never deserved friends.”
“No wonder they left you- you can’t even keep yourself together, let alone a relationship.”
“I care for you, possibly more than I should.”
“I shouldn’t have ever met you!”
“Please… don’t forget me too…”
“I never forget a face… nor do I ever forgive a transgressor.”
“I’ve stumbled in and out of love so much that I am bruised and numb to the heartache.”
“I think you’ve had enough to drink for one night…”
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"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!!"
“Dinner’ll be just five more minutes Rin,” Came the amused voice of the blonde, glancing up and over to his student while he stirs the pot on stove carefully. Kushina was out on a mission currently and the Hokage was cooking for the girl, glad that he had at least mediocre culinary skills. He wasn’t on his wifes level of cooking but at least he didn’t manage to burn water like some people- Fugaku- when they tried cooking. Moving away from the stove, he produced 2 plates which he set up beside him as he finished up his cooking.
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Hungry/Starving Sentence Starters
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“I’m so hungry I could eat __!”
“I can’t remember the last time I ate.”
“It’s been so long… I’ve forgotten what real food tastes like…”
“Hey, are you hungry?”
“You’re skin and bones!”
“Wait, no don’t eat-!”
“Don’t you dare touch that food!”
“Please… I’m so hungry…”
“I’m sorry, this is all I have.”��
“Hey, slow down! You’ll make yourself sick!”
“Gross, don’t eat that.”
“W-what are you eating…?”
“Oh… my hands are shaking…”
“With every passing day, you are starting to look all the more tastier…”
“If you don’t bring me anything to eat soon, it’ll be your ass on the menu.”
“This famine is going to kill all of us…”
“I’m so sorry, the drought ruined all of our crops…”
“This is all that’s left.”
“Oh no, you must be starving.”
“You’re wasting away.”
“There hasn’t been any food left in the house for days.”
“A single bite won’t hurt…”
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harbour-waves
"It must have been hard on you, I am sorry...I suppose after putting my own son through this much I have no right to act like a father and apologize."
Indie Namikaze Minato | Written By Em | Main Blog: @fox-mother
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Bleeding/Injury Sentence Starters Part 2
“Where did you get that bruise?”
“Stop biting!”
“You BIT ME!”
“OUCH! What was THAT for?!”
“Oh… oh no… that’s not clotting…”
“That bite on your neck… it’s not natural.”
“Is that a hickey or did someone try to tear your throat out with their teeth?”
“Sit still! I’m trying to help!”
“I’m going to have to push those arrows out.”
“If you don’t stop squirming I’m going to pull an artery than the bullet.”
“Who did this to you?”
“You’re going to have to set my shoulder.”
“Well that’s definitely dislocated.”
“How are you still alive?”
“One of these days you’re going to wind up dead.”
“My nose’s broken.”
“Pinch it and lean forward.”
“Hold it above your heart, that’s it.”
“I’m going to have to pull it out.”
“That’s a stab wound don’t fucking lie to me.”
“The dagger’s still in me.”
“Oh god… oh god get it out of me!”
“If you don’t stop, I’ll slit your throat.”
“Just kill me already!”
“Haven’t you had enough?”
“What can I say? I’m a glutton for punishment.”
“I need…. bandages…”
“Something definitely snapped.”
“You…you should see the other guy…”
“Don’t make me laugh…it hurts…”
“This is only the beginning of what I’ll do to you.”
“Back for round two, huh?”
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“The only woman I would ever want to make blush is you, my love,” Minato replies fondly, smiling at her when she took his hand. Her next words made him chuckle, shaking his head slowly as he does, “I’m awful sorry about them, would my lady like some compensation in the form of a cuddle and some ice-cream?” He just watches her, entranced as always by her beauty. His ocean blue eyes shine with love and admiration for his wife, lips pulling into a loving smile when she utters those three words that made his heart soar every time. Carefully, he lifts his other hand to slip it into her hair, cupping her jaw as he does. His next words are soft and laced with the pure, unfiltered love he holds deep in his heart just for her, “And I love you, I will always love you, please never doubt that fact. You are the epitome of perfection, Kushina, and I want you to remember that whenever you look in a mirror.” Slowly, he leans across the table to press a sweet kiss to her lips, pulling away after a moment to lean his forehead against hers.
*ﾟ‘ﾟ･ ▓ 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙊
He listened to her speak, paying attention to the way her chakra spoke as well as what her words said. Minato ate slowly as she told him about her day, missing out the part about what made her so mad. He had a mouthful, however, so couldn’t inquire into what it was that caused her fit of rage. Swallowing with some difficulty, he smiled at her shyly, “I’m glad you think so, Kushina, as I was about to the say the same thing about you. You have no idea how much you brighten my day when I come home and see you here, truly you don’t. Dinner is wonderful, by the way, as it always is.” He reached across the table to gently take her hand and rub his thumb across her knuckles. “I’m curious. What made you so angry that the second you saw me, you decided to destroy the kitchen? Surely my face isn’t so ugly it is cause of such rage?~” His voice is light and teasing, carefully poking fun at how she had blown up the second he got home.
❝ You sure know about to make a woman blush Minato…and oh no..no it wasn’t you just some person I met while waiting in line, wasn’t very friendly and was quite pushy. ❞ Kushina chuckled softly, placing her other hand over his own leaning forward she locked eyes with the blonde across from her, giving a tilt of her head as she shook her head looking at the table. ❝ Sometimes…I still think how lucky I was to have you in my life… I love you…❞
#(Am I Late?: IC Post)#(My Red Queen In A World Of Black And White: Kushina)#(Our Love Story Spans Many Years But Grows Only Stronger As Time Goes On: MinaKushi)#(Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō: Main Verse)#[Gah... I can't with them... Too precious!]
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He listened to her speak, paying attention to the way her chakra spoke as well as what her words said. Minato ate slowly as she told him about her day, missing out the part about what made her so mad. He had a mouthful, however, so couldn’t inquire into what it was that caused her fit of rage. Swallowing with some difficulty, he smiled at her shyly, “I’m glad you think so, Kushina, as I was about to the say the same thing about you. You have no idea how much you brighten my day when I come home and see you here, truly you don’t. Dinner is wonderful, by the way, as it always is.” He reached across the table to gently take her hand and rub his thumb across her knuckles. “I’m curious. What made you so angry that the second you saw me, you decided to destroy the kitchen? Surely my face isn’t so ugly it is cause of such rage?~” His voice is light and teasing, carefully poking fun at how she had blown up the second he got home.
*ﾟ‘ﾟ･ ▓ 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙊
He couldn’t help the smile that crept onto his face as she spoke. She had such a unique way of speaking and he loved it almost as much as he loved her. A soft pout graced his lips when she let go of him, a small whine tearing itself from his throat when she walked away. He did what she asked though, going to wash up and remove his cloak and flak jacket. Once he returned, he poked his head into the kitchen to assess the damage just to see how much he could fix and how much he’d need to get help fixing. It wasn’t that badly damaged so he wouldn’t need help this time, thankfully. Maybe he should see if Kushina would go to anger management? Actually, scrap that. She’d probably vehemently deny she needed such a thing then not talk to him for a week. Best to not bring up that idea to her. Instead, he slowly sat down at the table and when she brought dinner over, he smiled at her before asking, “And how was your day my darling wife? Get up to anything exciting?” Minato couldn’t lie that he was curious about what made her get so angry in the first place.
❝ Nothing much just did some shopping, spent some time with Mikoto and took her shopping for baby clothings, and came home. ❞ Kushina once she placed their plates onto the table, she sat down across from Minato, placing her napkin neatly onto her lap she placed her elbows ontop of the table, grabbing the fork by It’s handle, eating slowly and neatly her eyes moving to look at him as she gently played footsie with his giving a smile. ❝ But as I said before, nothing beats coming home to the man I love and preparing this lovely dinner for us. ❞
#(Am I Late?: IC Post)#(My Red Queen In A World Of Black And White: Kushina)#(Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō: Main Verse)#[He's an ass. Feel free to hit him over the head.]
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{Headcanon Time}
Minatos sensing abilities are not as well known as some of his other skills. His sensing is almost as good as that of the Second Hokage with him being able to sense someone half a country away without really trying. His sensory abilities are also the ones Minato trains the least as he never truly deemed them important.
However, he knows the chakra of those closest to him better than he knows himself. He can always tell when Kushina is becoming enraged and if it would be worth hiding or trying to calm her down. Minato remembers everyones chakra based solely on how it feels to him. Everyone has a different feeling even if they happen to belong to the same clan, such as how Mikotos and Obitos feel similar but not the same despite them both being Uchiha.
His sensory abilities are so fine-tuned that he can tell the difference between clones and can tell when someone is henged simply by being around them for a moment.
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He couldn’t help the smile that crept onto his face as she spoke. She had such a unique way of speaking and he loved it almost as much as he loved her. A soft pout graced his lips when she let go of him, a small whine tearing itself from his throat when she walked away. He did what she asked though, going to wash up and remove his cloak and flak jacket. Once he returned, he poked his head into the kitchen to assess the damage just to see how much he could fix and how much he’d need to get help fixing. It wasn’t that badly damaged so he wouldn’t need help this time, thankfully. Maybe he should see if Kushina would go to anger management? Actually, scrap that. She’d probably vehemently deny she needed such a thing then not talk to him for a week. Best to not bring up that idea to her. Instead, he slowly sat down at the table and when she brought dinner over, he smiled at her before asking, “And how was your day my darling wife? Get up to anything exciting?” Minato couldn’t lie that he was curious about what made her get so angry in the first place.
*ﾟ‘ﾟ･ ▓ 𝙈𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙊
“Don’t worry so much Kushi, I promise it’s okay. I’d rather you took your anger out on the house than the civilians. You don’t know your own strength sometimes and I think the house would last longer,” He smiled softly at her, leaning down to press a gentle kiss to the end of her nose. Coming home to Kushina was always the best part of his day without fail, she never failed to brighten up a dull day. When she posed her question to him, Minato took a moment to think before responding, “Only the academy students not having a teacher for half the day. No one told me that was the case and I only found out because one of them broke a window. Turns out, their teacher was hungover and forgot to send a message ahead so that I could arrange a replacement. I didn’t have anyone able to take over so I spent the rest of the school day teaching them…” He pulls a face at this and lets out a huge sigh.
Kushina hummed softly at the kiss upon her nose, giving a smile she moving both her hands into his own, gently holding onto his.❝ Oh my…that was quite a day wasn’t it, and why would a teacher EVEN drink when they know a class is happening? honestly…that teacher was lucky I wasn’t the one looking after those children or he’d get a piece of my mind. ❞ Kushina sighed softly, giving a chuckle she leaned forward to kiss at his cheek, arms wrapped around his shoulders as her finger gently booped at his nose.❝ Anyway…here go get ready for dinner, I just gotta set the table and such. ❞ Removing herself, she made her way back over into the recently destroyed kitchen, thankful the dinner survived her little outburst, she wasn’t looking forward to clean it up afterwards though, all she wished was to spend time with Minato.
#(Am I Late?: IC Post)#(My Red Queen In A World Of Black And White: Kushina)#(Konoha no Kiiroi Senkō: Main Verse)#[He is very paitent with her]#[It's 'cause he wuvs her very much]
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