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i think i would enjoy grazing. were i a cow ...
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i love finding out the meaning of slangs for “attractive woman” in various languages
chick (english) - baby chicken Schnecke (german) - snail/slug sild (danish) - herring fıstık (turkish) - pistachio тёлочка (russian) - heifer ծիտ (armenian) - sparrow
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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours
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my horny ass would not have survived the great molasses flood of 1919 in boston, massachusetts
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the world's youngest sommelier: now here we have a very full-bodied red, from one of our smaller vineyards. very pungent, floral nose. tasting it, we get a very herbaceous front taste with distinct notes of......yucky,?
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its so awesome that everything good that happens to me has to be followed by immense suffering of some kind every single time
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is
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when i block someone it should kill them
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