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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

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platforming palestinian joy is just as important as sharing the suffering they're enduring during this genocide. despite continued displacement and bombardment, you cannot steal their joy and spirit. happy birthday to this sweet baby 🖤🇵🇸 may they grow up to see a free palestine

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did you date in high school?

#i had one bf not counting discord edating

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#he’s just kinda there #(not evil)

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never let being either stop you from being neither

never let being a girl stop you from being a boy

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inspired by @fortheturnstiles

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ILLEGAL

#sivi vs ivis

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E.R. Comics, Ryan Pequin

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T Swift: (on phone) Attorney General James thinks herself ascendant... her gain is ultimately our loss. I want you to make it explicitly clear to every judge on that little fucking Appellate Division bench that it is within their legitimate best interest to reduce the bond payment. Don't call me again until this is done.

The apple vision strapped to Travis's face beaming directly into his eyes for the third hour that day while he's tied to a chair and gagged 12 feet away:

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#sigh. taylor swift

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

#ME ME ME ME ME!!!

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i read a fanfic yesterday about how during the 2012 presidential election paul ryan was approached by a politicial aide (i think) who explained to him that it is traditional that, after winning the election, the president “takes” the vice president (in a sexual way. they have sex.) and he sees mitt romney and is like ??? did you know about this when you picked me ???? and mitt romney says

paul

thats why i ran

and i just realized that now that i have read this fanfic i cant undo it. i can never go back to a state of never having read this fic

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THIS IS ANON HATE: BARK BARK WOOF AWOOO

(scratches my ear with my hind leg in your inbox, getting fur everywhere, then sneezes)

ARF ARF ARF

horrible!! you hated AND made a mess in my inbox!!!

#anon hate /j #kind anons #BARK BARK

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#closest to my uni: nazareth #closest to my home: philly

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obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

#me at all times