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as shrimple as that

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The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable

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galaxy boulder opal | source

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my boy girlfriend could beat your girl boyfriend in a fight

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hmmmmm….

…maybe…

…oh yea she’s like TRANS trans

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chemical warfare posters that look like shitposts

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I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

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hey. dont cry. 410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS ok?

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might be an outlier here but when i smell my neighbors smoking weed i just smile and nod its like adjacent to hearing christmas carolers for me… good tidings and joy unto you brother

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is this normal. i can turn off the theme but my fkin text box still has the font

for some reason the theme editor wont let me change this horrible font i picked when i guess i had significantly better eyesight :/ the option for body font is just. not there… thanks babe… 

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for some reason the theme editor wont let me change this horrible font i picked when i guess i had significantly better eyesight :/ the option for body font is just. not there... thanks babe... 

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it’s fine. he’s so large that it would take centuries for the rabies to travel to his brain. He probably already has it. more surface area to bite and all.

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i think the website evolving from having sickly twinks in suits as their sexymen to middle aged men in despair is the best thing 

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