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sailor bones does have an attack btw, like aside from just general necromancy. it's called Bone Tiara Magic and it involves a lot of spinning and gymnastics in front of a pretty background with sparkles etc. and then she just throws a fucking femur at your head

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hope you’re having a good morning! it’s a lovely day to remember that Harrow said Gideon’s name as she died even though she physically couldn’t remember it at the time

#I wonder how much this moment fucked with Gideon?

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To recap, Alecto is Gideon's

Rival in love

First kiss

Friend-of-a-friend

Stepmother

Locally worshipped deity

Foretold doom

Final boss (according to God)

Boss' metaphorical mother

Dad's metaphorical mother

Ancestral homeland

All in one package (which finds her pretty underwhelming)

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So I'm all caught up on the Locked Tomb series.

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We've already talked about Harrow being the proverbial devout religious kid who lapses after enough cognitive dissonance between the dogma of the church & the culture of the congregation get to them

Now let's talk about Gideon being a common tragic case of a completely disinterested culturally Christian person ending up in an environment of a militant cult bc they have nowhere else to belong

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The next time I think to myself, “I can’t do that as a writer,” please remind me that Tamsyn bloody Muir wrote a coffee shop AU of her own novel into her own novel and I was so delighted to read that batshit insanity that I screeched like a pterodactyl alone in my bedroom, clapping my hands like a schoolgirl, thanks.

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wont you share with me

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#I fucking guess so

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Posted around the Mithraeum whenever Harrow's been acting more strange and antisocial than usual

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it's always Nova hours

#it IS always Nova hours

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"i don't even remember about you half the time," said harrow, foreshadowingly,

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the funniest part is that i had to change only two words

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Rip Gideon Nav who was born to love big tits but destined to fall in love with Harrow ‘ No tits or ass’ Nonagesimus

#the locked tomb #gideon nav #harrow nonagesimus #griddlehark

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do you guys live near the tridentarii siblings/naberius? what do ya'll think of them?

OOC PSA: this unlocks the tridentarii party event - from april 25 to may 3 only asks interacting with the party setting and characters will be answered. please refrain from sending asks about the tridentarii or asks that can be answered later right now (ex: "how do you know ianthe? do you like corona? what are their majors?) as these may be answered through 1) inferring from their interactions in this event, and 2) later, after the event

you are encouraged to note the details in the background and see what you can glean and prompt from them!

#oooooh party event #poor harrow looks like she’s going to climb Harrow like a scared cat

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i cannot fucking do this