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wanting to talk to people is so fucking embarrassing. literally hi it's me again I wanted to have a conversation with you because I think you're fun to talk to. oh god you can just fucking kill me if you want sorry

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911 + Incorrect Quotes 3/?

#akskkdkdkd #9-1-1

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Reblog if you’re part of the QuAADD

(QUeers with Autism and/or ADD)

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i’m annoying (self diagnosed)

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deeply deeply miss childhood and i wasn't even that happy

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reblog and put in the tags what you think will fix you

#being put back into my 8 year old self and redoing my life from that point

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wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation

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if a supervillain said "you wont kill me thatd make you just like me" i would simply say "no it wouldnt id be saving millions of people" and the villain would say "but youd be dooming yourself. could you really live knowing youre a killer" and id say "well id certainly have trouble. ill probably be very sad about it. definitely a lot to unpack" and theyd say "so you wont do it" and id say "oh no im still gonna" and theyd say "what" and id say "youre a supervillain responsible for countless deaths and yet here you are desperately trying to bargain for your life. you want to live. which means you can easily live with yourself after being responsible for countless deaths. i, on the other hand, will at the very least have tremendous difficulty with even killing just one person and at worst might just jump out a window right after i do it. the very nature of this whole conversation about whether we are the same has proven to me we are very much not the same and i am certain killing you to save millions is the morally correct decision here" and theyd say "what" and id say "get killed idiot"

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you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

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always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

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I hate when another car forces you to park terribly but then they leave before you and it’s just like great. Well now my atrocious park job is deprived of context and I look like an asshole

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4yo: actually, my dad work for nike

Me: my dad works for dinosaur

4yo: (very skeptic but doesn't have the words to call me out) tell me what... is the... dinosaurs name😑

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else