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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Happy asexuality awareness day!
Credit: @ChandlerDeerfox on Twitter
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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This man needs psychological help 🥰
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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I also want Izzy to at some point lose his ring, during a fight or whatever, and frantically trying to find it while also trying not to let anyone else know how upset he is about losing what is obviously a precious keepsake…and just when he’s about to give up and accept that it’s lost and maybe go drown his sorrows about it, Stede shows up with the ring, freshly cleaned and polished and hanging from a chain. This is yours, isn’t it Izzy? Lucky thing I saw you drop it in that last scrap! And look, I found a chain for you to wear it on, so you won’t lose it next time!
And now Izzy is frozen between relief and reluctant gratitude and rage because Stede made him feel one (1) soft emotion and he’s very angry about it. Thank you for finding my ring, you bastard. I won’t ever tell you how much it means to me. Go to hell.
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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legally dead gay deranged autistic traumatized little meow meow in love (pirate)
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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oh you're a hannibal fan? name 3 ways to wear paisley
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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wowee cannot stop thinking about a scene where edward gives stede his first lil pirate tattoo. edward getting up in stede’s personal space for a long while. stede being in a some pain but honored by this rite of passage. edward being touched that stede wants him to be the one to do it. it’s all very. intimate
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Autistic and ADHD analysis of Edward “Blackbeard” Teach from “Our Flag Means Death” - by an autistic ADHD fan of OFMD with too much time on their hands
Let’s go!
Once again, this analysis will be done using the diagnostic criteria from @shitborderlinesdo.
ADHD
Section One (1) - Inattention
Must check six (6) or more of the following:
• I have a hard time paying attention to specific details, which often leads to careless mistakes being made in work or school activities ✅
In Episode 4, Ed creates this whole plan to escape a Spanish ship. A plan that would only work if enacted on September second (2nd). While Edward believes it is the second (2nd), his first mate Izzy has to remind him “It’s the first (1st), boss.” This causes his entire grand escape plan to crumble.
• I have difficulty paying attention ✅
When Ed and his crew first board The Revenge, Ed is supposed to be focusing on what to do with the crew of The Revenge, but he is more interested in looking at the little knickknacks around the ship, and is fascinated by the crew of the ship (“Izzy! Look, they have a bird guy!”).
• I sometimes have trouble listening to people when they speak to me ✅
After swapping outfits with his newfound friend, Stede Bonnet, Izzy brings Ed aside to talk to him. Nothing that Izzy says in that scene is truly comprehended by Ed, because he is so distracted by his fascination with Stede. A similar thing occurs in episode five (5), when Frenchie tells him he found an invitation to an aristocrat party on a ship nearby.
• I have a hard time following directions, or I’ll start a task only to get sidetracked and am unable to finish it ✅
After boarding The Revenge, Izzy tells Ed that he needs to figure out their next move. While Izzy is doing this, Ed is getting distracted by all of Stede’s knickknacks around the ship (“It’s like a miniature version of this ship!”), much to Izzy’s frustration.
• I have difficulty organizing and fail to meet deadlines
• I tend to avoid things which require sustained mental effort ✅
When Ed is not being Captain Blackbeard, his relaxation activities are things that can be done without putting too much mental energy into them (drinking, the turtle vs crab fight, he even seemed to genuinely enjoy the mindless monotony of folding socks in episode nine (9).). This is not to say that Ed is not an intelligent person, as he is a brilliant tactician, and you certainly don’t become the most fearsome pirate on the high seas without having some form of incredible intelligence. However, I do think these sorts of tasks are draining for Edward. When Stede—in Blackbeard’s clothes—is being questioned by Izzy in episode four (4) about how to get the Spanish ship away from them, Stede replies he is unsure and looks to Ed for help. Ed shrugs and wearily says something along the lines of, “You want to be Blackbeard? This is what it’s like.”
• I am always losing important things
• I am easily distracted ✅
“Calico Jaaaaack!!” Episode 8 is just,, pure ADHD chaos from Ed. He’s also often distracted by things that interest him, like when Frenchie mentions that they’ve been invited to “Some hoitey-toitey party for fancy people.” Ed is fascinated to learn how aristocrats live, and everything that Stede says in that scene is just in one of Ed’s ears and out the other.
• I am incredibly forgetful ✅
Forgetting it was a leap year. Using escargot tongs to eat a prawn.
Section Two (2) - Hyperactivity and Impulsivity
Must check six (6) or more of the following:
• I fidget a lot, or simply can’t keep still ✅
Ed moves around the ship constantly. He walks and talks, and stims with the piece of silk he carries.
• I find myself leaving my seat often, even when I’m expected to remain seated
• I am incredibly restless ✅
Ed is constantly on the move. He’s going from adventure to adventure all the time, and when he is not going from one source of dopamine to the next—when he is bored—his emotions become quite unstable. After boarding The Revenge and Izzy asks him what he wants to do, Ed says something along the lines of, “I don’t know…It’s all so fucking boring…I haven’t died yet, have I?”
• I am unable to engage in activities quietly ✅
Even when eating dining with aristocrats, Ed is muttering to himself, instructing himself on what to do. He has a constant dialogue when he, Stede and Lucius are in St. Augustine following Stede’s “treasure map.” Ed has commentary on everything, no matter the situation.
• I am often “on the go” and don’t like to remain in one place for too long ✅
Re: I am incredibly restless.
• I talk excessively ✅
Ed talks a lot, especially when he’s excited. Often involves a lot of swearing. That’s just, like, textbook ADHD here.
• I often blurt out answers to questions before the person is even finished asking the question ✅
Stede and he discussing who should run the ship, (“Co-captains?”). And “We need to become a lighthouse!” Both great moments of ND4ND communication, if you ask me.
• I have difficulty waiting in line for things
• I have trouble waiting my turn in conversations and often interrupt others ✅
Mostly Izzy. Ed can follow his train of thought pretty quickly and often interrupts him because of this.
Section Four (4)
Common symptoms and behaviors which are not required for diagnosis
(I will only be including traits that fit Edward’s behavior, as Section Four (4) is a long list)
• I am easily frustrated ✅
This definitely applies to Ed, especially with himself. He gets incredibly frustrated when he makes small mistakes or oversights (September first (1st), etc.). He also gets frustrated at people who cannot or do not follow his train of thought, most often First Mate Izzy Hands.
• Bullet points and small paragraphs are a blessing to me. I hate seeing really large paragraphs ✅
When he and Stede have to sign the Act of Grace, Ed comments about the long paragraphs, groaning in frustration. (To be fair, Ed canonically cannot read, but he does comment about the paragraph size as well).
Now for the second half of this character examination: Autism!
Autism
Section One (1)
Must check all of the following
• I have trouble communicating with others ✅
This mainly occurs with Ed’s interactions with neurotypical people, so I will be using his interactions at the aristocrat party as my example. Ed doesn’t understand that it is socially unacceptable to talk about maiming people in high society circles (Stede has to point it out to him). Edward also struggles with passive aggression (“His words sounded nice, but they hurt.”) until Stede explained what it was.
• I feel I have odd social habits, such as an inability to participate in normal back-and-forth conversation, reduced sharing of interests and emotions, and/or a failure to initiate or respond to social interactions ✅
As previously established, Edward talks a lot. But, at the same time, sometimes he does not talk at all. If he has nothing to add to a conversation, he does not say anything (ex: the aristocratic party when they’re all chit-chatting before the meal). He is an extrovert, but he does not talk about his feelings or interests to most people—until Stede.
• I’m bad at picking up on nonverbal forms of communication, such as body language, gestures, and facial expressions ✅
I keep using the aristocrat party as an example, but it’s good for this analysis so shhh (/lh /nbh). He has trouble understanding when the aristocrats are making fun of him using passive aggression, until he remembers what Stede had said earlier that day. I think if he had never been told about passive aggression, Ed would not have noticed that they were being rude. I think Ed also has a hard time reading Stede for signs that he could be romantically interested in him, because it takes Lucius pointing out how painfully Stede is in love with Edward for him to notice that maybe, just maybe, his feelings could be reciprocated.
• My symptoms have caused distress for me in social, occupational, and/or other areas of functioning ✅
Ed gets very emotional and distressed during his interactions at the aristocrat party. He gets overstimulated, fidgety, and overwhelmed, eventually leading him to verbally lash out at the partygoers before going to Stede to ask to leave.
• My symptoms are not better explained by another mental disorder, substance use, or a medical condition ✅
He has comorbid ADHD, but his autistic traits cannot be ignored.
Section Two (2)
Must check two or more of the following:
• I use repetitive motor movements, use of objects, or speech when communicating with others
• I prefer sameness, and I rely on routines
• When I become interested in something, I experience it intensely and can become very attached and focused ✅
Stede!! His interest in Stede at the beginning of the series (and during the entirety of it, honestly) is very focused and enamored. He’s also fascinated with fashion and aristocrat culture.
• I am hypersensitive to the world around me ✅
Ed wears the same outfit every day. He is sensitive to the opinions of others and the feelings of those around him.
Section Three (3)
Common symptoms and behaviors (not required for diagnosis)
(I will only be listing those that ally to Ed, as Section Three (3) is a long list of behaviors.)
• I have difficulty opening up to others and sharing my emotions ✅
The first person Ed opens up to about his feelings is Stede. He is tearful, and is barely able to get a word out at times. Most of the conversation in the bathtub, Ed is curled over himself protectively.
• Sometimes I shut down and just don’t want to speak at all ✅
After Edward has returned to the ship in Episode Ten (10), he creates a blanket fort which he promptly shields himself in. Lucius finds him curled up and sad, and most of Ed’s responses are short. Lucius interprets his emotions fairly easily, which makes the interaction easier on Ed, who spends most of it listening rather than speaking.
• I am easily overwhelmed when there are too many people ✅
Aristocrat party overstimulation.
TL;DR: Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is an autistic ADHD icon and there is nothing you can do about it /hj /nm
If you are still here, thank you for staying until the end!! I hope you enjoyed. Until next time!!
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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no i wont shut up actually because from ed's point of view he put himself out there, confessed his love, kissed stede, came up with a whole plan to get them out of there, put everything on the line, was the most excited he's ever been. and stede fucking abandoned him. he loved him so much, could only ever be himself around him, finally mustered up the courage to confess and act on it, and stede fucking left him there.
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Look at this man and tell me he's never fallen overboard. You can't.
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Stede and Ed are BOTH the "are you awake?" stupid questions and jokes and gossip giggling at sleepovers type of bed sharers and Izzy is sandwiched in the middle going "I'm fuckin sleeping I can't fucking hear either of you"
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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here's 5 1/2 minutes of just ed talking in that soft little voice he only uses for stede <3
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Listen, I have never before seen a more romantic moment in television than Edward “Blackbeard” Teach being forced onto his stomach next to Stede “the Gentleman Pirate” Bonnet as their pirate ship is captured by the British navy and as they lie there facing each other, smiling, Stede says “You came back.” And Ed responds with “Never left.” Before fucking WINKING at Stede while the Chain by Fleetwood Mac plays and Ed fucking reaches his foot over to touch Stede’s because both of their arms are tied behind their backs. I’ve never seen two people more in love, like what the fuck. Nothing will top this for me.
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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No but Ed never explained what happened between him and Stede, he just came home and started living in his depression room (and Izzy made it a point to hide him from everyone). So to the Revenge's crew all they know is:
1. Ed and Stede went to the army together
2. Ed came back (without his beard) but Stede didn't
3. Ed is extremely depressed and singing about death
And of course they all know how head over heels Stede and Ed were for each other and they have no reason to believe that they would willingly break up, so I raise you:
The crew of the Revenge thinks that Stede died in war. Like, two days after joining the army
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Blackbeard is himself again.
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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Behind the scenes photos of Stede’s cabin, from a guy who worked on the set. (FB post source linked.)
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hattifnatti · 2 years
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I’m very sorry to have to tell you this Iggy IZZY. Whatever, I don’t care, but we’re very busy at the moment.
Today in things I love: the fact that Stede has never ever been afraid or intimidated by Izzy. To everyone else, he’ll maintain his manners and decorum, but this guy? Oh, he doesn’t like him and has no qualms about letting him know it. Even Ed bends to Izzy’s hostility and violence, but Stede? Pfft. Try again, you annoying little man.
And what makes it even better is that it infuriates Izzy who has tried threats and violence and impaled him with a sodding sword and Stede is just lol bitch, you think I’m impressed?
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