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happy Thursday the 20th

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Good job Lily

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fun date idea: take me to a used book and music store and we each pick out a cd and a book for the other person. then we go back and listen to the cds with chinese takeout or a pizza or something idk. and then you take me home and I read the book you picked out for me and we talk about what happened in each other’s books on our next date.

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ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

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me when im bored and just feel like balancin

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(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

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the universe has existed for billions of years and by a coincidence we ended up living at the same time. that counts for something.

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Otter belly slide

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god he’s so relatable

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do you ever just get those friend crushes

like you dont wanna date them u just wanna hang out w/ them all the time and hug and watch stupid movies on their tv late at night and bake cookies together at 4 am

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Who am I? I am a girl who loves my island. I’m the girl who loves the sea. It calls me. I am the daughter of the village chief. We are descended from voyagers who found their way across the world, they call me. I’ve delivered us to where we are, I have journeyed farther. I am everything I’ve learned and more, still it calls me…

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All I want for Christmas is:

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves

a fluffy oversized grey sweater

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finding new friends in old ones is the most comforting thing in the world

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I’m literally in tears.

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Dates I wanna do but won't do because no one will do them with me

• Visit big/unique book stores and buy books or buy no books just spend your time in an awesome book store • Go stargazing somewhere nice like at a field or at a mountain or something and look at the stars and at the moon and just love the universe • go see a theatre play bc they are rad and I love theatre or maybe a musical both is awesome • Writing dates like where you meet and you write something together or separately for each other and it doesn’t have to be good or mean something you just have to have fun • Reading dates where you read separately or read your favorite book or one you just bought together out loud and listen to audio books of your favorite books or talk about books at a cozy place inside or outside • go shopping but not like lame annoying shopping like I’m making an outfit for you and you have to try it on no matter how lame it is shopping • watch each other’s favorite movies and Tv shows and drink tea or coffee or whatever and maybe build a pillow fort and get all excited about the characters without having to be ashamed of it because the other person will love you anyway even if you’re crazy • baking dates i mean this is cheesy but can you imagine trying something new together or not new something you like and I will stop now I am sorry