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[hauuoli]

Hau, now uncomfortably close:

“so did ya l i s t e n to it?”

hau, shouting from a distance

listen 2 my mixtape its fire i swear

#» ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵘᵖ ᶦⁿˢᶦᵈᵉ

[hauuoli]

hau, shouting from a distance

listen 2 my mixtape its fire i swear

#» ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ #;; ( hes gonna come closer and force u to listen to it )

[hauuoli]

@skull-bxnes :  "......you are a bit too young, kiddo."

❝ in that case... you’re a bit too old! ❞

#» ᶦⁿᵗᵉʳᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ #;; ( HAU OMG )

[hauuoli]

❝  i tried asking professor kukui for love advice because i thought he would be good at talking to girls since y’know... he has his chest out and stuff all the time ( girls like that kinda stuff right?) the only thing he said was “Hau you’re too young”. Professor please I’m eleven years old!!  ❞

#hauiisms #;; ( hau rambles )

[hauuoli]

Yo what up!! How are you all this fine evening/morning/afternoon/midnight?

I’m nearly finished with setting up my new blog and I’m looking for people to follow and interact with!!!

It would mean so much to me if you liked and reblogged this post if you’re interested in interacting with a sk8r speed demon who loves money more than she loves herself. 

She’s always hopping from job to job. Please do not hire her. 

Sometimes makes self deprecating jokes as a coping mechanism and forgets to eat breakfast because she can be so hyper focused and occupied with other stuff.

Her main hobbies are racing and scamming rich people over the internet.

She also says “fight me a lot” for someone who cannot throw a proper punch. 

Thank you in advance for checking out my blog~

PS: The song on my blog is Redbone by Childish Gambino so u wont regret anything 

#;; ( points @ here )

[hauuoli]

Sorry for being away for so long! I’ve been working on my OC blog recently! 

She’s over here if you’re wondering! Please giver her a follow~

Anyway I’m working on the blog’s theme and pages at the moment and some graphics too. I’ll be in a better condition to RP after finishing so please wait for me! u v u 

#ϟ ᵒᵒᶜ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ

[hauuoli]

HAU VOICE: ITS THE WEED NUMBER

#ϟ ᵒᵒᶜ ˢʰᶦᵗᵖᵒˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ

[hauuoli]

helo hi and whats up!! new pokemon rper here!!

extremely cracky and looking to find new friends!! please reblog so i can find more people to follow!!

#;; ( starters are being queued!! ) #;; ( aaaaa im almost to a milestone )

[hauuoli]

startrainer replied to your post “*Extremely Hau Voice*”

A GLOWING PIECE OF HAMHDHNKD//

#startrainer #;; ( visual representation of what hau thinks a fleshlight is )

[hauuoli]

starter call!

hello i am back from a nap and now ready to rp. 

[hauuoli]

resfebxr replied to your post “When Hau has a crush he stands in front of a mirror and flexes 10-20...”

/that's actually really cute omg

#resfebxr

[hauuoli]

How bout ya eat chocolate coins instead of metal coins?

       ❝ why not i eat both of em?  ❞

#✰ letters!! ✰ #;; ( the boy he just eats coins ) #startrainer

[hauuoli]

"HAU DON'T EAT THE COIN"

   &&. Because it was Lillie, the boy had no problem obeying.  

        ❝ Shoots! Hey if you think coin consumption is bad, I’m right there with ya!❞

#;; ( HELLO HI IM SORRY THIS WAS A DAY LATE ) #✩ letters!! ✩ #alolan-traveler-lillie

[hauuoli]

starter call!

hello i am back from a nap and now ready to rp. 

#;; ( starter call ) #;; ( i will now be answering asks and replying to threads wooooo )

[hauuoli]

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

#hauiisms

[hauuoli]

It's your muse's first time in my muse's house and needs help around. Send in a symbol

🏠: What is their address

🚽: Where is the restroom

🍵: Where my muse keeps the cups

🍴: Where my muse keeps the silverware

🎮: What sort of video games does my muse have and where

🎲: What sort of board games does my muse have and where

🎵: What sort of music does my muse have and where

📀: What sort of movies does my muse have and where

🐱: Pets that my muse may have not told yours about

👒: Where is a hat rack

👞: Should your muse take their shoes off and where

💻: Where is my muse's computer

📑: What sort of books does my muse have and where

🔌: Where can your muse charge their phone/electronics

🛁: Where is the washroom

🚿: How does your muse's shower work

😕: [Anything you can think of]

#;;tbt

[hauuoli]

*Extremely Hau Voice*

“Fleshlight? Flesh that lights up?? A glowing piece of ham??”

#;; ( out of character ) #;; ( he cannot be quiet for 2 seconds ) #;; ( dash commentary )