OKAY YOU DEFINITELY GOT THAT FROM PHOEBE
Percy: I just found a selfless good deed; I went to the park and let a bee sting me.
Annabeth: How is that a good deed?
Percy: Because now the bee gets to look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee is happy and I am not.
Annabeth: You know the bee probably died when he stung you?
Percy: Dammit!
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did you just get this from friends?
Percy: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being gay.
Will: Yeah, you know, you have to take a course, otherwise they don't let you do it.
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ig: 1993kg ✎ … like or reblog if you’ll use/save ˀˀ
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