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i don’t have rizz i have big brown eyes and a loving heart

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OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

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Girls actually need 3 hands: one for girlfriend, one for wife, one for sword. Send post.

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which is definitely not an omen

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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

#even

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🥺🥺🥺

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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Hey weird question but what happens if you put two reasonably likeable anthropologists of wildly different cultures together in the same room? Do they study each other? CAN they? Is it like an infinite conversational feedback loop? I'm imagining two dogs eternally sniffing each others butts at the park

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The Bird Place That Was is redeeming itself a bit more today.

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not fair that the cuntiest woman in this world is a muppet (ms. piggy)

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sometimes home is a person

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knight strip tease. is that anything

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Mormon Missionary Positions, Neil Dacosta, 2012

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I’m so sorry babes anytics and marketing don’t get you like I get you 😢

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The scale of baby hummingbirds vs a human hand