I was going to make a post about how I am being wounded by my rekindled obsession with whether or not I can define myself as human based off of my inability to behave as such but a friend I have not seen in years just asked to come over on Friday and is going to be bringing joints so everything is cool actually.
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Hey man can you stub a cigarette out on my nape I'll lift my hair out of the way.
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Hello good morning. How do you feel about Digit the muppet?
i mean, shit, listen, it don't get any better than this sludgebuster right the hell here. take a fuckin' gander at that gaping maw of his, always ready to get wicked with the nearest twitchin' missus waggled in front of his jaundiced gaze.
so, there's this guy named digit, right?
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Jake, housefly from "The Bug"
Theater Waidspeicher e.V. Puppet Theatre Erfurt (1979-) - Puppet figures
SKD
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Hexatron Walking Robot by Karl Williams (2007), Williams Research Labs, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada. This hexapod robot uses a Tamiya twin motor and gearbox to drive the six legs. The output shafts from each gearbox crank the central legs via a single linkage. The front and rear legs are driven in turn by the motion of the central leg, but linked in such a way that they move out of phase with it.
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Looks at you with bathroom eyes
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they need comfort
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I got a loud bark
Deep bite
A loud bark
Deep bite
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i wish i went to RENE MAGRITTE university
i would wear a BOWLER HAT every day and eat APPLES and HAM WITH EYES for lunch. i would take FIREPLACE TRAIN to class and smoke CECI N'EST PAS UNE PIPE. i would be more likely to meet WHITE DOVE, FLAMING TUBA, LE MINOTAURE, and MYSELF
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Dreamt about someone and then woke up with telling them in mind then recalled that we aren't on speaking terms stands up and breaks my own neck.
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Monday is The Greatest Threat facing This Generation!!!
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My life is predictable to me but I haven't decided whether I'm fucking crazy or not for expecting different results though I've considered if shutting my mouth when asked would shed some light.
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hurls more weird horse art at you
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