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#yes obviously #abolish monogamy tho cheating isnt that deep.

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Strive tier list based on how likely I would be to have sex with them, in order.

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I'm normal about girls. I can be trusted around girls

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don't forget to pee before, during, and after sex to avoid contracting an HDMI

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Okay. I will accept what you are doing without question because you are attractive and I want to have sex with you

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Force Femmunism

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catboy owners will say catboys are more radical and countercultural. they will also say they are boys because of penis. catboy owners must be stopped.

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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texting the hero team group chat: even though kaiser was a horrible person we should still honor his death defending the city

texting the cluster group chat: do you think there was a big cloud of steam when he arrived in hell from all the water that crushed him evaporating 🤣🤣

texting my ex from another hero team who didnt join the fight: living through another endbringer attack really made it clear i never shouldve Brought an End to our relationship..

texting the prt director: is 4 dead friends enough to get a day off

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The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.

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get high and shower with your clothes on