I'm gonna pop some barts
Only got 20 lisas in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a homer
This is fucking simpsons
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do u guys understand how creepy the pledge of allegiance is though like every day when ur a kid everybody just chants how great america is every morning it’s creepy
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Republicans not wanting to fund libraries is part of their plan to make the next generation illiterate. That is why they are banning books too.
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Can’t believe I just watched Count Donut threaten Griffin’s life
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He’s not even HIDING his corruption anymore.
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Pink Floyd 🖤
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Huh, Israeli ultranationalists making false statements about rape for political points?
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Sheesh Gabby chill you don't have to watch over him THAT much
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Not to be incredibly vulgar and nasty or anything, but I’d like to close my eyes and rest my head in somebody’s lap while they run their fingers through my hair
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The elves should have given Frodo something like this
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reblog to cast Fentanyl's Curse on a cop
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pleasant find in the garden decoration section at this dollar store
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"As above, so below" but I'm talking about how her ass and her tits both jiggle
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Reblog to be killed immediately by my murder curse
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DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:
tsuchinoko not real
tsuchinoko “just a fat snake”
its okay EAT tsuchinoko (it’s REALLY NOT)
its okay Capture tsuchinoko
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