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oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged
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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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friends asked me to make this and i couldn't say no.
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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids
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web shrine wip. :3
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The Bather
Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)
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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
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btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.
we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.
don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend.
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she got some form of privacy again
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It only took us (looks at watch) 2 1/2 in game days and 7 sessions to get out of the house. we went to an inn.
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Laios you have to stop. You eat too good. Your swag too different. Your tits are too fat. they’ll kill you
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we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good
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WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive
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go go gadget disappointing masturbation session
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