jess – 27 – she/they – lesbian (includes leigh whannell)– virgo Slouching Hopefully Towards Tadfield Since 2011tree girl, shoelace owner, chronic ear-infection-haver(terfs do not interact i will stomp you to death with my hooves)
thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
that filthy lemon whores bit where they're like "has it been about ten minutes since we last looked at our lemon tree?" "it HAS been about ten minutes since we last looked at our lemon tree!" except it's me checking the comments every 10 minutes after posting a new work on ao3