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hells1nfern0 · 7 hours
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :
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hells1nfern0 · 7 hours
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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks
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you ever been milked big time?
I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years
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hells1nfern0 · 9 hours
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BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
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hells1nfern0 · 9 hours
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BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
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hells1nfern0 · 9 hours
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BORN TO FORGET
WORLD IS A BLUR
I Am Memory Issues Man
410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES
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hells1nfern0 · 12 hours
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Any of my followers extradimensional? Can u help this guy out? He's not even supposed to be here.
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hells1nfern0 · 12 hours
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Holy fucking shit, pain is not a matter of fucking willpower. I'm not being fucking weak when I can't push through my fucking pain. Sometimes, I just fucking can't. I don't need to fucking "stick it out" or "keep fighting." When I say I want to give up it is not because I am not fucking trying hard enough. I am trying so fucking hard every fucking second of every fucking day. The fucking able-bodied assholes that say this shit have never been in actual pain a day in their fucking lives, and it is SO obvious. I think I don't want to talk to another able-bodied person for the rest of my entire life.
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hells1nfern0 · 12 hours
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banned from the clock app for making too many alarms. you set too many alarms girl! banned from clock app.
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hells1nfern0 · 12 hours
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if you invite me to your home and there are animals of any sort inside that home, i am no longer there to visit you, i am there for the animals, i have come for the beasts and you just happen to be there
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hells1nfern0 · 12 hours
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hells1nfern0 · 1 day
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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.
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hells1nfern0 · 1 day
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hells1nfern0 · 1 day
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painted this a WHILE ago for @hells1nfern0
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hells1nfern0 · 1 day
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im going to be violently ill because i cant be a knight who does quests for a living. it isnt fair.
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hells1nfern0 · 1 day
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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.
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hells1nfern0 · 1 day
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mistreating him
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