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hope is a skill

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This is EXACTLY why Bucky Barnes is my favorite character and it brings me so much joy to finally see a little bit of it on screen.

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something is so truely deeply wrong with house and wilson like. people dont. act like that. normal sane people don’t maintain a relationship like that for 20 years. they were so terribly codependent and both of them just. knew it. when house insists wilson buy something for their home their represents himself he buys a piano. for house. because thats how he represents himself. house will do anything to keep wilson at his side even if it means admiting to weakness, admit to knowing damn well wilson stays because he likes being needed. what is wrong with them

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People seemed to like this on other platforms so I’ll post it here too

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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I love house md. it’s gay, its homophobic. it’s ableist, it has some of the best disability representation I’ve seen. medical malpractice and felonies are committed pretty much every episode, some of these aren’t even related to the case. for as bonkers as everything gets it never stops being a medical drama. it a fucking sherlock adaptation

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giovanni

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the plot of nbc Hannibal

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who is doing it like them

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Could Clark Kent survive Castle Dracula? (My instinctive answer: He could not avoid getting bitten, but him getting bitten would merely result in Dracula breaking a tooth)

Oh my God that's too funny...

He... he needs a mirror to shave! He has to bounce his laser vision off the mirror! Razor blades don't work on him! Imagine Dracula sneaking up behind him and being just like "...what the fuck."

How heavy is he? Dracula tries to carry him back to his room post Girlies and is like "God what are they eating in Kansas???"

And Clark... well of course he keeps up the façade. He's very good at that and it makes Dracula so mad.

There's no way he lets a kid get eaten. While Dracula is fighting with the girlies he really quickly takes the baby back home and then comes back to continue being passed out on the couch. They're like "so shall we have nothing?" and Dracula gives them the bag and they're like "wow this empty." And Dracula has to fake it and be like "yeah cuz that's what you deserve" when he's actually like "........wtf I know I had a kid in that sack Where Did It Go"

Dracula thinks he's going insane. If he had a shadow he'd be jumping at it. And Clark, massive troll, is just like mmm yes do tell me more about Transylvanian history the article is coming along really nicely.

Now it is entirely possible the trance does work on him. But it doesn't matter because, as you say, Dracula breaks his teeth on his neck. At which point he's just like "screw this I'm moving to England" and nopes on outta there.

Like Superman can fly. He can literally just leave whenever. He only stays the full two months to troll Dracula and it works.

So yeah. Clark Kent can survive Castle Dracula

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It makes me happy when they listen