she’d almost made it a year…
just shattered butterjunks stem. dont' speak to me i am in deep mourning.
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just shattered butterjunks stem. dont' speak to me i am in deep mourning.
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saw a grown woman on tiktok snidely calling gen z the christopher columbus generation bc someone’s fifteen year old son ‘thought he’d discovered weezer’. newsflash every generation finds out about the music of the previous generation at some point it comes free with being fifteen. being annoying about music also comes free with being fifteen. a kid saying yeah i’ve just found this band nirvana have you ever heard of them should be a thing of joy
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saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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When we were rewatching the true detective pilot my mom was like "whenever we watch this I always really want a beer" and this post stopped being funny to me so fast it made me dizzy
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HONK if you're still deep inside the Far Cry 5 hole trap in 2024 and can't escape.
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don’t find it realistic because we’re pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you’ve actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining “burst into song” as a potential response
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omfg. his eyes r so pretty. would love to see him in tears and sobbing
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controversial but if you are going to give that man a happy trail, might as well give him some chest hair. some armpit hair. arm hair. leg hair
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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FALLOUT (2024)
S01E02 "The Target"
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