henstomper
YOU ARE ALL MY CHILDREN NOW
it/its she/her im julia and I'm a trans. dont follow if youre under 18 (icon by @bwappleart)
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pissed the fuck off cause someone sneezed in the rumpus room of my $200,000,000 McMansion and now i gotta blow the whole thing up and make a new one
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if shes your girl why is she dodging laser tripmines in my island lair
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everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car
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Alex Ebel, for a 1974 edition of Ursula K. Le Guin’s ‘The Left Hand of Darkness’
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football broadcaster: there's a quarterback sack on 4th and 3!! the vikings have the ball!
me (heard 'back sack' and got so horny i cant see): wwow great game
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why didn't they just make something i like instead of something i dont like? it's so easy. don't they know what i like? ive LITERALLY bought games i like before
fucking awful. i played a video game and i didnt like it as much as the version i made up in my head that i thought about for 15 seconds. i think it's really fucked up that the game developers would intentionally do this to spite me, specifically
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fucking awful. i played a video game and i didnt like it as much as the version i made up in my head that i thought about for 15 seconds. i think it's really fucked up that the game developers would intentionally do this to spite me, specifically
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ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time
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broke: the makeup in tos was just stage makeup and it was never intended to be seen in high definition, therefore we should assume the characters weren’t meant to be seen as wearing makeup
woke: spock woke up every day and chose to slay in that purple eyeshadow and everyone else thought he looked so hot that they started doing it too
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