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hermithamlet · 5 days
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hermithamlet · 8 days
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i don't know man, i just wish that we could [suddenly realising i'm coming dangerously close to expressing a real and earnest thought instead of filtering everything through several layers of intangible running bits] blow up the entire world. or something.
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hermithamlet · 9 days
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katy o’brian & kristen stewart in love lies bleeding (2024) dir. rose glass
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hermithamlet · 10 days
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My good friend jonathan is planning a trip in the near future. I hope he has fun!
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hermithamlet · 16 days
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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing
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hermithamlet · 19 days
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Two-faced calf born Feb 28th on Breaux farm in Louisiana. The calf was named Deux Face, French for two face. As of today (March 2nd) she’s still alive and well.
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hermithamlet · 21 days
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Eclipse of the Sun in Venice in July 8, 1842 by Ippolito Caffi.
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hermithamlet · 22 days
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hermithamlet · 22 days
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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hermithamlet · 26 days
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Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.
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hermithamlet · 28 days
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hermithamlet · 1 month
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hermithamlet · 1 month
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classicism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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hermithamlet · 1 month
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on finding little heavens 
Perihelion: A History of Touch by Franny Choi | Malcolm T. Liepke | ExpensiveTill9 (via reddit) | Benjamin (2018) |  ulvkvinne (via reddit) | Open House (1998) | Donald Hall | Norwegian Wood (2010) | Tennessee Williams
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hermithamlet · 1 month
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I have a boyfriend and everything is beautiful
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hermithamlet · 1 month
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I’m like so nervous to ask even though I’m like almost certain he will say yes. He’s just so wonderful and I haven’t dated in so long and I can’t stop thinking about him and wanting to be hanging with him cause he’s so cool and he thinks I’m cool and likes being with me and it’s so healthy and relaxed and wholesome and it’s deserving of a 2am rant on tumblr to the 1 person who follows me here lol
I just bought the wonderful person im dating a bunch of their favourite snacks cause last time they came over I didn’t have anything for them to eat that they liked for breakfast so I wanted to be sure I did and I also got him his favourite treats because I wanna spoil him a bit and also cause I wanted to do a nice little gesture cause I plan on asking him to be my (ahhhhhh) boyfriend. Sooooooooo very exciting things happening in my world rn
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