hermy-o-ninny

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growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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Fuck all love letters except whatever Cardan Greenbriar had going on when he wrote “my heart is buried with you in the strange soil of the mortal world, as it was drowned with you in the cold waters of the undersea. it was yours before i could admit it, and yours it shall ever remain”

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Jude: *falls from ceiling*

all of Elfhame: clap her in chains!

Cardan:

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mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head

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be there or be square

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why was the saw boom mic guy serving cunt

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Anakin: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Obi-Wan: You looked in a mirror?

Anakin: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and Maker may not be so merciful.

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When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.

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Before I get into what just happened to me, can I just say how insane it is that even in 2023 there are vending machines that just drop a bottle of soda 5 feet onto the floor before you can drink it? A ludicrous design flaw

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#the average tumblr user

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Imagine obi wan and anakin sporting a tattoo like this 😭🤚 ~ I loved this interview

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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN Star Wars Vanity Fair Cover Shoot (June 2022)

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my favorite thing in the prequel trilogy is those tiny moments where it's obi-wan doing the reckless shit and anakin does the...common sense things. fleeing assassin? okay obi-wan's gonna jump out the window, meanwhile Anakin's gonna be civilized and go steal acquire a speeder to chase them down. crash landing on grevious's ship? obi-wan is springing out of his cockpit before his ship has even stopped sliding, meanwhile anakin is fumbling with his seatbelt to carefully hop out to join the fight. It's the funniest fucking thing to me.

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