hesitantvampirealien

[hesitantvampirealien]

mas que poison se livrou de um embuste é inegável kk

you can't convince me otherwise of the fact that Val velocity acts the exact same way as an ex boyfriend that didn't get over a breakup

I'M NOT SAYING I SHIP VAL AND POISON I'm just saying he acts like an ex boyfriend that didn't get over a breakup------ (if they already broke up it doesn't count as shipping)

[hesitantvampirealien]

you can't convince me otherwise of the fact that Val velocity acts the exact same way as an ex boyfriend that didn't get over a breakup

I'M NOT SAYING I SHIP VAL AND POISON I'm just saying he acts like an ex boyfriend that didn't get over a breakup------ (if they already broke up it doesn't count as shipping)

[hesitantvampirealien]

WOAH

if this is going to happen, might as well do it to the real thing😒

Anyways

Which one of you all was it?

[hesitantvampirealien]

it was an accident maybe-

WOAH

if this is going to happen, might as well do it to the real thing😒

Anyways

Which one of you all was it?

[hesitantvampirealien]

i cAN EXPLAIN

WOAH

if this is going to happen, might as well do it to the real thing😒

Anyways

Which one of you all was it?

[hesitantvampirealien]

uHHHHH

WOAH

if this is going to happen, might as well do it to the real thing😒

Anyways

Which one of you all was it?

[hesitantvampirealien]

aint no way he actually dusted korse 💀

about to head into battery city to ghost korse!! (and probably blow up some more buildings too idk)

lets hope I dont get dusted!! ☺️

[hesitantvampirealien]

send me danger days merch links pls /nf

[hesitantvampirealien]

late introduction post?!?!

because I only realized I should've done one of those now even though i already knew they were a thing 💀💀💀 anyway- It's a little long because i wanted to be as specific as possible with some things like boundaries, consent and what to expect in general lol

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💮 Hi! I'm Noodle, he/him. Sometimes I go by Poison, Raye or Akira. I'm a 20 year old artist from Brazil 🇧🇷 . I speak english and portuguese. I'm Non binary and aroace-spec (aromantic and demisexual). I do NSFW and SFW art but I'm not gonna post my NSFW content here, I will post it on Patreon only since underage people can't access it (to my horny adult folks, not all posts will be paid, don't worry <3). This is my carrd with all my other links.

💊 I'm neurodivergent (autism + ASPD) so please be patient with me. I mean NO harm to anyone, and I need to be warned if I did something wrong in order to fix it due to my difficulty in understanding empathy, morality, severity and "right or wrong" concepts as long as some new or abstract concepts, and have in mind that sometimes I vent here. I'm very friendly and I'll be nice to you, as long as you're nice to me!

🎐 My current hyperfixation is My Chemical Romance, Killjoys and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (mostly MCR and Killjoys). If you wanna infodump about MCR and Killjoys feel free to do so in my messages or asks, or if you just wanna talk to someone about the stuff you like in general but have no one to talk. I have a killjoy oc RP account! you can access it here. I also accept requests for drawing gerard, i call them "Geequests." Here's the original geequests post. I also like Honkai Star Rail (Arlan main and appreciator always and forever 🛐🛐🛐 also Astarlan shipper)

❌Don't interact:

Gender segregation blogs ("dni [gender]" in profile, just say you're transphobic garbage already and don't waste our time);

Genshin fandom (except if you like that certain ship between the birdy boys if yk what i mean, i don't hate you guys since you actually act like real human people + saying i like you guys will keep the rest of the fandom away from me);

If you're against legal and consensual NSFW content simply existing in general and the consumption of it and/or keep forcing your disgusting puritanism onto people and this narrative that being horny is evil (go fuck yourself)

If you take online shit way too seriously, like c'mon dude we're not actually committing crimes, we're just being weird without hurting anyone. (for example, liking villains like Dio Brando, or enjoying grim themes like murder IN FICTION, IT DOES NOT MEAN WE ENCOURAGE THOSE CHARACTER'S ACTS OR THOSE ACTIONS for fuck's sake.)

🌸adults only zone!🌸

🌸You can also talk about kinks if you want to talk about it with someone but have no one to talk about it with, i won't judge you and i like talking about sex sometimes (IF YOU ARE ABOVE 18 ONLY! i will NOT talk to you about it if you're underage and i'll have to block you.) i just don't particularly enjoy scat, gore/eroguro and vore, but it's my personal taste and i will not shame who likes it and neither encourage shaming. If i tell you that i'm uncomfortable and you understood and stopped, don't feel guilty, it's okay, no hard feelings. And please ask me before sending intimate pictures if that's your thing, okay?

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[hesitantvampirealien]

i wish there was a way to like post replies... sometimes i wanna let the person know i see and like what they say but i just didn't think replying to their reply was necessary

[hesitantvampirealien]

you guys don't understand how hard it is to choose between using a gerard way pfp or a dio brando pfp /j

[hesitantvampirealien]

ai generated "art" is the most battery city shit ever

[hesitantvampirealien]

me casually listening to my chemical romance, paramore and pierce the veil, then slipknot and babymetal, then nirvana, then xavleg/any other underrated heavy metal band with a gruesome name and unreadable logo, then vocaloid and jpop and then jojo's bizarre adventure's openings

did i mention current 93, test dept, foetus and nurse with wound?

Listen I love pop punk and mcr. Paramore fall out boy. Etc but if you don't delve into other genres ur kinda silly. I never talk about it on here but rap used to be my favorite genre I still love it too. Delve into other stuff it's good for you. I reccomend igor by Tyler the creator and if ur really cool listen to madvillainy by MF DOOM. Don't rely on one genre music is so expansive and amazing. And shout out to one of my personal favorite albums romcom by jakey.

[hesitantvampirealien]

i think i get it now. They were angry because they think someone's way of being that is too different is bothersome and if it's bothersome to them, they think it's morally wrong so they think they're right and they think they did justice

my way of being is.. pretty much entirely linked to me being autistic so I'm not sure if i should also take it as ableism

/nbh just making notes to myself

[hesitantvampirealien]

uhhhhhhHHHH i finished the party poison smut fic

if it sucks blame it on my quality control girlie okay she said it was good enough to post, don't come at me with torches and pitchforks /j

also i actually don't have an AO3 account so you'll have to bear with me posting this on Wattpad :,)

it's afab party poison and afab reader (no pronouns for the reader)

there's a brief mention of dysphoria, it's really tiny and doesn't have much depth to it, but still warning just in case (coming from a person with an infernal dysphoria, i know sometimes just a mention is already bad enough so don't worry, i understand)

#danger days #ddttlotfk #ttlotfk #danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #party poison

[hesitantvampirealien]

guys

please promise you won't hate on me if the party poison fic isn't good please

[hesitantvampirealien]

a relative once asked "what are the lines you draw on the characters' noses"

to which i reply