hey-hermy

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[hey-hermy]

[hey-hermy]

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#guys i love him more than anything

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People are neither inherently good nor inherently evil. the only thing people inherently are is stupid

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rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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suffering from a condition called remembering too much and loving too much and caring too much and

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It’s not your job to be likable. It’s your job to be yourself. The right people will gravitate.

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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

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good morning 🫶🏼

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no piece of art or literature has ever understood me quite like this onion article

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hey i would have done anything for u if u even care

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