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"kill them with kindness" wrong. Rubber goose, green moose, guava juice. Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake.

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[ID: first image: a graphic with each of the seven deadly sins corresponding to websites. Lust is tinder, gluttony is yelp, greed is linkedin, sloth is netflix, wrath is twitter, envy is facebook, and pride is instagram.

second image: tags reading: #reblog #in orthodox christian tradition there's an eighth deadly sin: Despair #THAT's tumblr.

third image: tags reading: #this post is extra funny if you know the title of the episode where destiel goes canon and cas goes to turbohell.

fourth image: text reading: Despair. Supernatural: Season 15, Episode 18. End ID.]

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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[ID: a post my tumblr user moveslikekeithrichards reading "recipes will be like "prep time: 3 minutes" & the ingredience list is like "2 sweet potatoes peeled & diced" girlie they do not come like that. they reblog again, adding "recipes will be like "cook potatoes until soft, about 5 minutes" babydoll are you on bath salts." Beneath the post is an image of Eliot Spencer from Leverage with a speech bubble, implying he's saying the post. End ID.]

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Walking around the apartment going "butter dog... he's the one with the butter" in my best anime dub boy protagonist voice until my roommate kills me oppa gruesome style

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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.

Link will be in the reblog!

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It’s either be yourself or pee yourself dude

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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hey don’t cry. trees grow out of the ground.

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being a fan of a friend's ocs is actually so humiliating....... like yes my favourite character rn is tragically doomed and a pillar of humanity who i think is relevant to the current world. you can find information about them on discord dot com and sometimes in late-night conversations with this guy i know. what the fuck

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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[ID: an extremely glitched tumblr dashboard featuring four scattered boxes in different colors reading "SKATE or," "DIE, dude," "you either SKATE," "or you DIE," partially overlapping a tall, bright-red post with several small dollar signs at the top, and an obscured tag reading "tu (text cut off) s OUT OF CONTROL" at the bottom. Obscured text below the post reads "liked your post" woah," and there is an "X3" in the top corner. End ID.]

this website peaked on January 29 2015 

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i have 100 thousand florets in my brocclli account

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[ID: first two images: South Park and Hazbin Hotel promotional images.

third image: meme that reads "i would kill myself at the gate of the airport."

fourth image: tag from akimarshmallow that reads: #us presidential election. End ID.]

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

#aouwgh..

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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

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