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heyguyswhatthefuck · 12 days
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It's cause you're always balduring that damn gate...three
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 16 days
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im like bill clinton the way im not having sexual relations with that woman
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 17 days
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 17 days
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i think i’m allergic to my job because whenever i get here my stomach and head hurt so bad. Also i feel the dark urges
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 17 days
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every single day I think about how american black vultures are known for engaging in allopreening (preening between different species)
and they have a specific relationship with crested caracaras, in which the black vultures assist them by not only preening them after meals but also leading them to food in the first place— due to their superior sense of smell— while the caracaras assist the black vultures by acting as a warning signal in case of danger
and while this is more typical of black vultures, this is not common at all for any member of the falconidae family— it’s a special bond!
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yet another post in favor of vultures everyone , hope you enjoy:) and I implore you to do some more research on these incredible birds !!
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 20 days
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how to stop doing the kubrick stare in selfies
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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shout out to the mvp of episode 16
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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let's be entirely clear: if he's a Zac Oyama character, I love him. frankly, he has never ever missed.
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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I do love you.
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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brennan predicting that murph would be the only one to die after the orange top hat bit and then murph being the only one who dies. obsessed with how yet again gods silliest gooses remain immortal while plot hound murph remains perpetually stuck in a glue trap
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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Your husband? We turned him fully into a frog. Yeah, sorry. Yeah he gave up his humanity for you, yeah. He did this after hearing that you only care for him now, not love him. Yeah…sorry.
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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Farewells at the End of All Things…
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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dimension 20: neverafter’s finale aired and it was a very serious ordeal. beaky, we salute you.
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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Oh but you were too good for the "donkey" dogs, huh?
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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neverafter tonight like
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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yilfa snorgelsson // on earth we're briefly gorgeous
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heyguyswhatthefuck · 25 days
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This is death itself. This is the biggest and baddest thing in all of fairy tale, and you want to set it free.
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