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Unfortunately this is funny as hell

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(…) A report posted by the very intergalactic conglomerate Glowstonn admitted on Friday 12 (common galactic calendar) that it was a machine malfunction that caused the shipment of Galaxy Chomp cookies to be too sweet. The company has apologised and will have to pay an estimate of over a million credits in common currency for the sale of productos not to standard. (…) Interestingly enough, consumers have reported that they prefer the sweet flavour to the more tame flavour of the original recipe. Riffs, P. (3024, April 13). Sugary mistake causes a company millions of credits. The Recap, p. 7

Day 2: Sweet/Salty

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Happily Ever After! 🦢👑🌱

My first international gallery show at Almost Perfect JP this weekend! All designs were transferred onto stamps for carving

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has anyone made this joke yet

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guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him

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How long do you have to be on T until you can start on R, A, N, and S

i can’t even think of a worthy reply this is the best ask ive ever gotten

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I call them the postal pals or something

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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does anyone understand my curse

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Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick

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Not now kitten daddy has to listen to one song on repeat until the mere mention of it makes him sick

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…….thinking about this………..always thinking about this…..

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mikoto kayano from milgrim pretty please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

ill b honest I had NO CLUE who this was or what milgram was

then i looked at the wiki and DECO*27??? omg

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That’s not my lifestealers!

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Got addicted to playing Hades so making it everyone else's problem