heysatanitsyourgirl

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

#no because #I went to look it up only to find out it’s extinct #gonna burst into tears I hate everything #talking to myself

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

whatever

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

Can my neighbours please just go to couples therapy ? I have to perform Shakespeare tomorrow.

#talking to myself

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

#I’d like to say that we wouldn’t #but we would

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

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[heysatanitsyourgirl]

[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

Jokes on me I don't know how to socialize irl or online

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

[heysatanitsyourgirl]

the improv impulse is so dangerous. one time a little kid asked me where the friend I was with went (she walked off to grab drinks for us) and, before I could think about why this was a bad idea, I pointed to the river and said "I drowned her" complete with a motion of pushing down someone's shoulders

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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.

do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.

write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.

do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.

boycott ALL of eurovision.

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter