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Christmas Eve Eve Stream

Knock Out8:05:20 PM LOCKED THE ROOM

Knock Out8:07:23 PM UNLOCKED THE ROOM

thenightetc8:08:27 PM Hello!

Knock Out8:08:35 PM Hello there!

Knock Out8:08:58 PM Extremities crossed that this works.

thenightetc8:09:19 PM It does seem to work better than Discord, at least

Blythe18:09:44 PM hi all, merry wotsit

thenightetc8:09:53 PM merry christmas eve eve!

Knock Out8:10:02 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc8:10:20 PM @ 00:17 I'm seeing it!

thenightetc8:10:25 PM @ 00:22 Video and audio okay

Knock Out8:10:32 PM @ 00:28 So far so good!

thenightetc8:11:19 PM @ 01:16 So tasteful!

Knock Out8:11:46 PM @ 01:42 Oomper-Loompers.

thenightetc8:11:58 PM @ 01:55 Oh god

thenightetc8:13:05 PM @ 03:01 He knows what he did.

thenightetc8:14:57 PM @ 04:54 God.

thenightetc8:15:50 PM @ 05:45 Just the tip.

Blythe18:16:10 PM @ 04:49 Just the tip, oh god.

thenightetc8:17:29 PM @ 07:25 Ohoho

thenightetc8:18:41 PM @ 08:37 You know, I feel like that would be less disappointing than the other two

Blythe18:18:56 PM @ 07:35 Is it wrong that I'd actually play the Frasieropoly, but only if I can be the little dog

Knock Out8:19:15 PM @ 09:11 Otherwise, what's the point?

thenightetc8:19:48 PM @ 09:44 God.

thenightetc8:20:16 PM @ 10:11 COVID.

Blythe18:20:23 PM @ 09:02 Awww, it is a very good boy doggo

Blythe18:21:28 PM @ 10:08 I feel this bit would hit more if I actually knew the song

thenightetc8:21:38 PM @ 11:35 Just a bit, maybe.

thenightetc8:22:02 PM @ 11:59 Kind of tree you make if you have a naughty cat.

Blythe18:22:26 PM @ 11:05 Most dangerous plug? Did he use the male-male power cord, the cord of death?

Knock Out8:22:51 PM @ 12:47 Sometimes the most dangerous plugs are the most fun.

Knock Out8:23:34 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Blythe18:24:00 PM @ 00:25 There better be real sock puppets here.

thenightetc8:24:34 PM @ 00:59 We know there won't be.

Blythe18:25:00 PM @ 01:24 I was promised sock puppets, this is worst eX Mas ever.

Blythe18:29:21 PM @ 05:45 Always pay your protection money

thenightetc8:31:05 PM @ 07:29 RIP their dinner.

Knock Out8:31:29 PM @ 07:54 That was all the protein they could expect for the month.

Blythe18:32:02 PM @ 08:26 Trapped like some sort of Mech in a Wall, only its a floor.

Knock Out8:32:16 PM @ 08:41 Which isn't nearly as fun.

thenightetc8:32:28 PM @ 08:52 Pffffff

Blythe18:36:04 PM @ 12:30 I could use one of those books, I have no idea what kwanza is. I only ever see it in American shows.

thenightetc8:38:16 PM @ 14:40 A ham dinner with mayonnaise… :(

thenightetc8:38:52 PM @ 15:17 Heheheh

Blythe18:39:59 PM @ 16:23 Still sounds a better dinner than the olive and cream cheese sandwich from Invincible

Knock Out8:42:18 PM @ 18:42 None of the things you all eat sound appealing to me.

thenightetc8:42:28 PM @ 18:53 I always love that line.

thenightetc8:44:32 PM @ 20:57 Play santa again and I'll kill you next year.

Blythe18:44:43 PM @ 21:08 Ho-ho-ho

Knock Out8:44:56 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc8:45:18 PM @ 00:20 Ooooo!

thenightetc8:45:24 PM @ 00:26 I didn't know they made it into a series!

thenightetc8:46:16 PM @ 01:17 The Gang Steals Christmas

thenightetc8:48:49 PM @ 03:50 Hahah, excellent

Knock Out8:48:59 PM @ 04:01 Didn't this movie make enough money that they could have put a little more love into this?

thenightetc8:49:42 PM @ 04:43 The animation is a little off, but… eh.

Blythe18:50:02 PM @ 00:00 I'm afraid I've lost the stream here.

Knock Out8:50:22 PM @ 05:25 The voices if nothing else.

Knock Out8:50:34 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Knock Out8:50:43 PM @ 00:07 Better?

thenightetc8:51:02 PM @ 00:25 It looks fine on my end.

thenightetc8:51:07 PM @ 00:30 Try reloading, Blythe1?

Blythe18:51:31 PM @ 00:00 It must be my internet, I just get stills from whatever is on KO's screen at the time of refresh

thenightetc8:51:55 PM @ 01:18 WOW

Blythe18:52:12 PM @ 00:00 Ah well. It was nice catching up. Have a Merry Christmas everyone.

thenightetc8:52:26 PM @ 01:50 Awwww. You, too

Knock Out8:52:43 PM @ 02:06 It might pick up after this one.

Knock Out8:53:08 PM @ 02:32 Merry Christmas to you too!

thenightetc8:54:19 PM @ 03:43 I feel like they've kind of lost track of their goals, here

Knock Out8:54:41 PM @ 04:04 They do that.

thenightetc8:55:27 PM @ 04:51 PFFF

Knock Out8:58:43 PM @ 08:07 They spray artificial snow over the city and poison the water supply.

thenightetc8:58:54 PM @ 08:17 Merry christmas!

thenightetc8:59:56 PM @ 09:20 She said FIVE.

Knock Out9:00:25 PM @ 09:50 This is a very easily led city.

Knock Out9:01:09 PM @ 10:33 There, he's killed everyone.

thenightetc9:01:15 PM @ 10:40 What kind of snocone machine is that, anyway?

thenightetc9:01:56 PM @ 11:21 :'(

Knock Out9:04:41 PM @ 14:05 I wish this looked and sounded better than it does.

thenightetc9:04:48 PM @ 14:13 I love that their santabot just has a flamethrower built in

Mimic9:05:09 PM @ 00:27 Hello!

Knock Out9:05:12 PM @ 14:37 It's not a proper Santabot without one.

Knock Out9:05:16 PM @ 14:40 Hello there!

thenightetc9:05:16 PM @ 14:40 Hello!

Mimic9:06:29 PM @ 01:47 Yeeeeeah, this tracks

Zephra859:06:37 PM @ 00:09 I'M HERE

Knock Out9:06:42 PM @ 16:05 Zephra human!

Knock Out9:06:46 PM @ 16:11 Hello!

Zephra859:06:52 PM @ 00:24 Knock Out!!! I've missed you!!!

Knock Out9:07:01 PM @ 16:25 It's been a while!

Zephra859:07:37 PM @ 01:10 Just a wee bit

Knock Out9:07:48 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Virtual Browser

Knock Out9:08:22 PM Just in time for Rifftrax.

Knock Out9:08:30 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Zephra859:08:30 PM Wow you can tell the multiverse has gone quiet, there's only a few of us here

thenightetc9:08:33 PM @ 00:02 Excellent

Zephra859:08:37 PM @ 00:06 Nice

Knock Out9:08:59 PM @ 00:27 It's bittersweet, but at least we still have this!

Zephra859:09:09 PM @ 00:37 True indeed!

thenightetc9:09:38 PM @ 01:06 god

thenightetc9:09:42 PM @ 01:10 matchcoin

thenightetc9:10:52 PM @ 02:20 W. What

thenightetc9:11:50 PM @ 03:18 "And then the match went out and it all disappeared"

Mimic9:12:12 PM @ 01:09 My first decree is to invade Canada!”

Knock Out9:12:17 PM @ 03:45 Hired goons?

Zephra859:12:31 PM @ 03:58 I'm still reeling over matchcoin, that joke slayed me

Mimic9:13:30 PM @ 02:26 There is no bottom depth on weirdness here

thenightetc9:14:00 PM @ 05:27 Oh, jeez. So they uh. ARE going that way

Knock Out9:14:18 PM @ 05:46 We're watching the Disney version after this, just to wash the taste of this one away.

Zephra859:14:21 PM @ 05:50 … oh… oh god is this metaphor going where it looks like??

thenightetc9:15:31 PM @ 06:59 They'r eplaying that Christmas Dream song

Knock Out9:17:29 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Zephra859:17:42 PM @ 00:11 So, she huddled up in a cold alley, using her own 'products' to induce hallucinations, before dying from exposure???

thenightetc9:17:57 PM @ 00:26 But she went to heaven, so it's all good!

thenightetc9:18:01 PM @ 00:31 It's a happy story!

Mimic9:18:10 PM @ 00:38 That’s how the story traditionally goes

Knock Out9:18:15 PM @ 00:46 Here's a superior version.

Zephra859:18:20 PM @ 00:49 THAT METAPHOR IS NOT SUBTLE.

Zephra859:18:45 PM @ 01:15 Real talk: that was my first time seeing anything about 'The Little Match Girl'

Mimic9:18:49 PM @ 01:18 Imho Hogfather has the best version.

Zephra859:18:52 PM @ 01:21 I've only ever heard the title before

Knock Out9:19:16 PM @ 01:46 This one was mine.

Zephra859:19:32 PM @ 02:01 The animation is so nice here!!

Mimic9:19:46 PM @ 02:16 It’s Disney!

Zephra859:20:02 PM @ 02:31 Huh I didn't know Disney did a telling of this

Mimic9:20:03 PM @ 02:33 They sneak Fantasia style shorts onto dvd releases

Zephra859:20:10 PM @ 02:39 ohhhh

Knock Out9:20:13 PM @ 02:44 If I'd been exposed to it pre-Impact, I doubt I would have cared so much.

Mimic9:20:32 PM @ 03:02 Yeah it. It’s a tearjerker

thenightetc9:21:28 PM @ 03:57 ooooof

Knock Out9:22:06 PM @ 04:36 Ugh.

thenightetc9:22:14 PM @ 04:43 JARRING TONE WHIPLASH

Zephra859:22:22 PM @ 04:52 god why hve ads gotten so damn aggressive the past few years???

thenightetc9:22:29 PM @ 04:58 Arms race.

Mimic9:22:34 PM @ 05:03 And rude

Knock Out9:22:51 PM @ 05:21 Very rude, we're trying to watch this small girl die.

Zephra859:23:04 PM @ 05:34 EXCUSE ME YOU'RE INTERRUPTING OUR SNUFF FILM

thenightetc9:23:58 PM @ 06:27 Poor kid

Mimic9:24:05 PM IKR

Zephra859:24:12 PM Oof boy you even saw her corpse stay behind after

Knock Out9:24:24 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Knock Out9:24:40 PM @ 00:15 It's a brutal one.

Zephra859:25:34 PM @ 01:07 No pony love for you!!

Mimic9:26:01 PM @ 01:36 In the Hogfather, the Little Match Girl lives.

Knock Out9:26:14 PM @ 01:48 Good.

Zephra859:26:19 PM @ 01:54 true fixit fic

Zephra859:27:09 PM @ 02:43 oh god that tall boy looks absolutely miserable

thenightetc9:27:18 PM @ 02:52 He really does

thenightetc9:31:03 PM @ 06:37 "dear jesus, please give me a pony"

thenightetc9:31:39 PM @ 07:13 spam folder!

Zephra859:31:49 PM @ 07:24 I mean he straight up asked to find jobs, and not just money or the pony himself

Knock Out9:32:32 PM @ 08:07 The nerve of him.

Zephra859:32:36 PM @ 08:11 Imagine your parents standing over yourshoulder and giving you judgement for your PRAYERS

Zephra859:32:55 PM @ 08:29 isn't that between him and god

Mimic9:34:50 PM @ 10:24 So much Shetland hate

Knock Out9:35:02 PM @ 10:36 What did the Shetland ever do to these people?

Zephra859:35:11 PM @ 10:46 the Shetland knows what it did

Knock Out9:36:02 PM @ 11:36 Good, honest Prince versus the nameless pervert Shetland.

thenightetc9:36:17 PM @ 11:51 A shetland would never

Knock Out9:36:34 PM @ 12:08 Is there anything precluding them both from riding Prince?

Zephra859:37:14 PM @ 12:48 seriously, the brothers seem close, I'm sure he'd be fine with sharing

thenightetc9:37:25 PM @ 12:59 yeah

Zephra859:37:53 PM @ 13:28 'He should work for at&t customer service' I'M HOWLING

thenightetc9:40:16 PM @ 15:50 Communication skills!

Zephra859:41:56 PM @ 17:30 aww is the grinchy dude gonna give them both horses?

Knock Out9:42:16 PM @ 17:51 He'd better.

Zephra859:43:34 PM @ 19:07 OH GOD THAT KILLED ME

Knock Out9:43:48 PM @ 19:23 This family looks like it can afford two ponies.

Zephra859:43:59 PM @ 19:33 SERIOUSLY

thenightetc9:44:59 PM @ 20:33 "did you hear us arguing"

Knock Out9:45:04 PM @ 20:39 "Loudly."

Zephra859:45:32 PM @ 21:05 Apparently boys wanting ponies predate the MLP days

Knock Out9:45:49 PM @ 21:23 Those boys wanted ponies the wrong way.

Zephra859:45:53 PM @ 21:27 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED

thenightetc9:45:58 PM @ 21:32 Ahem.

Zephra859:47:00 PM @ 22:33 'And the Grinch's eyebrows-I MEAN HEART, grew three sizes that day'

Knock Out9:48:55 PM One second.

Zephra859:49:03 PM take your time buddy

Knock Out9:50:12 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc9:50:35 PM @ 00:21 Oh, this is going to be goo--well, it's going to be SOMEthing

Zephra859:50:48 PM @ 00:34 I've never heard of this one

Knock Out9:52:40 PM @ 02:28 This is most definitely going to be something.

Zephra859:53:25 PM @ 03:11 the sound design in this movie is a mess, the footsteps sounds were so visceral but the police siren sounded like a children's toy

Knock Out9:53:52 PM @ 03:39 It really is.

thenightetc9:55:24 PM @ 05:09 well then!

Zephra859:57:21 PM @ 07:08 That's a slur little Billy!!

Knock Out9:59:23 PM @ 09:10 Every festive Christmas movie needs at least one slur.

Zephra859:59:41 PM @ 09:27 I mean the last one a kid was talking about killing indians so that checks out

Mimic10:00:49 PM @ 10:35 That ent has had way too much coffee!

Zephra8510:04:01 PM @ 13:47 Okay for real I've eaten ham and bread separately 'cause I'm too lazy to make a real sandwich multiple times

Knock Out10:04:08 PM @ 13:54 "Don't make me run, I'm full of ham!"

Zephra8510:04:21 PM @ 14:06 (wHEEZE)

Zephra8510:05:22 PM @ 15:07 man I'd have been thrilled if when you guys got here you tried to neslave humanity

Zephra8510:05:31 PM @ 15:17 *enslave

Zephra8510:06:16 PM @ 16:03 but nahh it was all 'secret war that only the government, one terrorist group and 3 kids knew about'

thenightetc10:06:33 PM @ 16:19 things heating up now!

Knock Out10:06:34 PM @ 16:20 We'd have never, you all have weak little lifting knees.

Zephra8510:07:00 PM @ 16:46 true, our bones are frail and crappy

Zephra8510:08:02 PM @ 17:48 OOF FLASHING LIGHTS WARNING

Knock Out10:08:56 PM @ 18:43 Fun fact, there's an infamously unhinged bot on rebuilt Cybertron who believes we should be consuming human bones.

Knock Out10:09:04 PM @ 18:51 We have energon now. I don't know why he believes this.

Knock Out10:09:15 PM @ 19:02 *believes

Zephra8510:09:18 PM @ 19:05 has anyone asked him?

Knock Out10:09:26 PM @ 19:14 Many times.

Zephra8510:09:37 PM @ 19:23 what's his explaination?

Zephra8510:10:20 PM @ 20:06 (oh god this performance is thoroughly unpleasant to watch)

thenightetc10:11:18 PM @ 21:03 it. really is

Knock Out10:11:41 PM @ 21:29 The most coherent answer anyone's ever gotten out of him is that it's a supplemental thing Primus intended us to do.

Knock Out10:12:27 PM @ 22:13 And yes, everything about this is viscerally unpleasant.

Zephra8510:13:02 PM @ 22:47 ahh one of the supplement obsessives, we have those here too

Knock Out10:14:08 PM @ 23:55 Imagine if instead of us, you'd been invaded by whatever these things are.

Zephra8510:14:42 PM @ 24:27 I'd have been so disappointed. It's giant sexy robot aliens or not at all I say.

Knock Out10:14:57 PM @ 24:43 Well said.

Mimic10:15:43 PM @ 25:29 Hey Knockout, you’re from space, do

Mimic10:15:54 PM @ 25:40 you hear s’s as ks

Zephra8510:17:28 PM @ 27:13 oh god the creepy way he said 'you're gettin' COLDER' scared me

Knock Out10:17:59 PM @ 27:46 If I were drinking whatever this abomination was, I just might.

Zephra8510:18:12 PM @ 27:58 as;ldkfjasldkf

Knock Out10:19:21 PM @ 29:08 I was literally about to make a Dropo comparison.

Zephra8510:19:30 PM @ 29:17 oh man why do all the christmas movies we come across somehow always have an adult touching a child in an unsettling way

Knock Out10:19:46 PM @ 29:33 I wish I knew.

thenightetc10:20:30 PM @ 30:15 Couldn't they just carry it? I tdoesn't look heavy

Knock Out10:20:48 PM @ 30:35 Not at all.

Zephra8510:21:05 PM @ 30:51 grand theft snowmobile

thenightetc10:25:06 PM @ 34:50 If only someone had taught Megatron about hockey.

Knock Out10:25:33 PM @ 35:20 He would have used the stick to beat Starscream. That would have been his only takeaway.

thenightetc10:27:22 PM @ 37:06 I mean. Why don't they assume someone stole it, went for a joyride, then brought it back

thenightetc10:28:43 PM @ 38:27 yeah not loving that closeup!

Knock Out10:28:47 PM @ 38:34 Not one bit.

Mimic10:29:15 PM @ 39:02 Get up here so we can endanger you!

thenightetc10:29:31 PM @ 39:16 Oh yeah, just lift off while they're up on the roof

Zephra8510:30:13 PM @ 40:00 'take my hand!!' rather not, no idea where its been

Zephra8510:30:48 PM @ 40:34 please no tickling scenes

Knock Out10:31:04 PM @ 40:51 NO.

thenightetc10:31:08 PM @ 40:53 guys he is the victim of a crime here

thenightetc10:32:02 PM @ 41:47 Did you pause it?

Zephra8510:32:11 PM @ 41:26 … did the stream just die for anyone else?

Zephra8510:32:17 PM @ 41:25 Oh good not just me

Mimic10:32:49 PM Whoops

Zephra8510:34:05 PM Knock Out's computer couldn't take the movie anymore and committed suicide

thenightetc10:34:17 PM RIP

Mimic10:34:25 PM F

Zephra8510:34:46 PM Yeah looks like he's gone for now, dealing with a crash for sure

thenightetc10:35:05 PM Well, we've made it through worse!

Zephra8510:35:10 PM true

Knock Out10:38:10 PM @ 36:17 Here I am.

thenightetc10:38:31 PM Welcome back!

Mimic10:38:40 PM WB!

Zephra8510:38:44 PM We were saying your computer couldn't take the movie anymore and committed suicide

Knock Out10:38:49 PM @ 36:17 Scraplets pulled something loose, but I choose to believe the stream attempted to kill itself.

Zephra8510:38:56 PM HAAAAA

thenightetc10:39:17 PM Well, it won't escape THAT easily!

Mimic10:39:49 PM It took the first excuse

Zephra8510:40:04 PM Either that or the scraplets got jealous. 'Excuse me only WE'RE allowed to inflict this level of suffering'

Knock Out10:40:55 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:41:32 PM @ 00:34 Yeah, it's not a cable. Pffffff.

Knock Out10:41:41 PM @ 00:46 I'll say it isn't.

thenightetc10:42:45 PM @ 01:47 Stolen, undercooked turkey.

Knock Out10:42:50 PM @ 01:54 They'll get worms.

Zephra8510:43:14 PM @ 02:18 OHHHH SHOTS FIRED

thenightetc10:44:16 PM @ 03:18 "as seen from our planet" LIAR. LIAR!!

thenightetc10:45:26 PM @ 04:29 "so I can drop you off here, right"

Zephra8510:45:36 PM @ 04:39 'I DREAM OF RAAAAAAAAAIN'~

Knock Out10:45:44 PM @ 04:48 "Okay, away you go!"

thenightetc10:46:23 PM @ 05:26 oh jeez

Zephra8510:46:34 PM @ 05:37 Oh god please enough with the first nations racism in all these christmas movies please

thenightetc10:46:56 PM @ 05:58 old movies: casual racism and everybody smoking indoors

thenightetc10:49:52 PM @ 08:53 he says that so sinisterly

Zephra8510:50:18 PM @ 09:22 only armatures look directly at the camera

Zephra8510:50:39 PM @ 09:43 *amatures

Zephra8510:51:31 PM @ 10:35 'and then he exploded into vapour and died'

Knock Out10:51:59 PM @ 11:04 As is the Martian circle of life.

thenightetc10:52:22 PM @ 11:24 "um… we already had the turkey"

Zephra8510:52:34 PM @ 11:37 'ALL the turkey'

Knock Out10:53:22 PM @ 12:26 "Our Martian friend ground some pills into it."

Zephra8510:53:31 PM @ 12:34 dfslk;ajds;fal

thenightetc10:54:37 PM @ 13:39 we ALL wish

Knock Out10:54:56 PM @ 14:00 Take the shot. End this.

thenightetc10:56:47 PM @ 15:49 Firing squad.

Knock Out10:56:59 PM @ 16:03 Firing squad, then gas chamber, then fire.

thenightetc10:58:42 PM @ 17:44 ???

Zephra8510:58:44 PM @ 17:48 …………………………………..

Zephra8510:58:56 PM @ 17:59 flashing llama.

Zephra8510:59:00 PM @ 18:04 … fine.

Knock Out10:59:23 PM @ 18:27 Poo Flower died on the way back to his home planet.

thenightetc10:59:41 PM @ 18:43 Sorry, were the cops already in the house?

Zephra8510:59:42 PM @ 18:46 HUEHUEHUE I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

thenightetc11:02:00 PM @ 21:01 So the moral of the story is, ACAB

Zephra8511:02:06 PM @ 21:10 and how!!

thenightetc11:02:58 PM @ 22:00 aaaaaaaaa

Zephra8511:03:05 PM @ 22:09 ahh yes a palette cleanser

Mimic11:03:12 PM @ 21:35 Tradition

thenightetc11:03:17 PM @ 22:19 Tradition….

Zephra8511:03:23 PM @ 22:26 this is the way

thenightetc11:04:41 PM @ 23:42 the dead-eyed children

Knock Out11:05:11 PM @ 24:14 Slightly less drugged than the ones the martian got his hands on.

Mimic11:06:44 PM @ 25:08 Spot the Dog?? There’s a flashback

Zephra8511:07:00 PM @ 26:03 The gay reindeer are animated 1000x more fluidly than the entirety of the show

Mimic11:07:06 PM @ 25:30 IKR

Zephra8511:07:34 PM @ 26:38 YES

Zephra8511:07:39 PM @ 26:42 A TRUE HOLIDAY CLASSIC

Zephra8511:08:06 PM @ 27:10 they edited out the 'real' of the real coffee line

thenightetc11:08:21 PM @ 27:23 Well!

Knock Out11:08:23 PM @ 27:28 That's an underrated moment.

Zephra8511:08:36 PM @ 27:39 director's cut that didn't make tv

Knock Out11:08:56 PM @ 27:59 Hmm, what else do we have? Any other suggestions before we wrap things up?

Mimic11:09:05 PM @ 27:29 Snl, ‘pongo’

thenightetc11:09:34 PM @ 28:36 Yeah, that one

thenightetc11:11:06 PM @ 30:07 Not sure I love that!

Zephra8511:13:29 PM @ 32:34 well that was unhinged

Zephra8511:13:44 PM @ 32:48 I LOVE THIS GUY

Mimic11:13:51 PM @ 32:15 No, that was Pongo

Knock Out11:14:02 PM @ 33:06 He's just Pongo.

Mimic11:16:22 PM @ 34:46 Try snl Christmas shopping

Zephra8511:16:35 PM @ 35:39 man snl skit titles are wild without context

Mimic11:16:47 PM @ 35:11 IKR

thenightetc11:17:50 PM @ 36:51 That sounds cold!

Zephra8511:21:08 PM @ 40:12 god I wonder what the writing room is like for these

Mimic11:21:30 PM @ 39:53 The cocaine has flowed like water since the 70s

thenightetc11:22:26 PM @ 41:28 God

Zephra8511:22:31 PM @ 41:34 oh god this one is fucking amazing

Mimic11:23:55 PM @ 42:18 Shoptv Christmas snl

Zephra8511:23:58 PM @ 43:02 that was unironically one of the best snl skits I've ever seen

Mimic11:24:03 PM @ 42:26 IKR

Zephra8511:24:15 PM @ 43:19 I grew up with 6 younger siblings, faaaar too relatable

thenightetc11:24:17 PM @ 43:19 Too real.

Knock Out11:24:35 PM @ 43:39 We streamed the shopping one when we started, but I'm happy to play it again.

Mimic11:24:46 PM @ 43:08 Oh whoops!

Mimic11:24:49 PM @ 43:12 Sorry!

Zephra8511:24:53 PM @ 43:57 I'm down for whatever!!

Knock Out11:25:07 PM @ 44:12 Everyone should get to experience it.

thenightetc11:27:28 PM @ 46:30 Love how they have it posed in front of him like that the whole time.

Knock Out11:28:09 PM @ 47:13 Likewise.

Zephra8511:28:26 PM @ 47:29 this is def an experience

Knock Out11:29:07 PM @ 48:11 Odell is the unsung hero of this short.

Zephra8511:29:15 PM @ 48:18 absolutely

Mimic11:30:26 PM @ 48:49 Just the tip!

Zephra8511:30:26 PM @ 49:29 just turn it upside down

thenightetc11:30:31 PM @ 49:33 Right?

thenightetc11:31:03 PM @ 50:05 Although personally? I'd snap it in half.

Zephra8511:31:15 PM @ 50:19 legit break off a piece!

Mimic11:31:35 PM @ 49:59 Omg this one

Zephra8511:31:35 PM @ 50:39 there were so many ways around looking like you're sucking dick

Zephra8511:36:53 PM @ 55:57 a;lsdfjalsdkfj;

Zephra8511:36:59 PM @ 56:02 that ending got me

Mimic11:37:11 PM @ 55:35 Oh speaking of endings!

Mimic11:37:17 PM @ 55:41 Snl Old Friends

thenightetc11:37:46 PM @ 56:48 OH I REMEMBER THIS

Zephra8511:38:15 PM @ 57:19 god I saw where this was coming waay too quickly

thenightetc11:38:29 PM @ 57:30 hehehehhehe

thenightetc11:39:58 PM @ 58:59 oh my god

Zephra8511:41:10 PM @ 1:00:14 WELL THAT WAS. SOMETHING.

Knock Out11:41:17 PM @ 1:00:20 Wasn't it?

thenightetc11:41:23 PM @ 1:00:25 MEEEERRRRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY

Knock Out11:41:35 PM @ 1:00:38 MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Zephra8511:41:43 PM @ 1:00:46 still doesn't make the top 5 most traumatizing things we've watched in these streams

Mimic11:41:45 PM @ 1:00:08 Merry Christmas~

Zephra8511:41:53 PM @ 1:00:56 Merry Christmas everybody!!

Knock Out11:42:12 PM @ 1:01:16 We need a list of the top five most traumatizing, for posterity.

thenightetc11:42:15 PM @ 1:01:17 oh the comments

Knock Out11:42:54 PM @ 1:01:57 I think that's as good a note as any to end on.

Mimic11:43:10 PM @ 1:01:33 I seem to remember a charlottes web spinoff with spiders that had anime hair?

thenightetc11:43:23 PM @ 1:02:25 Well! Then, thank you for hosting!

Zephra8511:43:23 PM @ 1:02:27 I gotta go into my blog to research but I'll def put that on a checklist

thenightetc11:43:34 PM @ 1:02:36 This is always a treat.

Mimic11:43:42 PM @ 1:02:05 Thank you for the Christmas stream~

Zephra8511:43:48 PM @ 1:02:51 Yes thanks so much Knock Out! It was great to hang again :3

Knock Out11:43:49 PM @ 1:02:53 And thank you for coming! I've missed these.

Mimic11:44:02 PM @ 1:02:25 Us too

thenightetc11:44:07 PM @ 1:03:08 Yeah.

Knock Out11:44:28 PM @ 1:03:32 Until the next one! Have a good night, everyone, and merry Christmas!

Mimic11:44:37 PM @ 1:03:00 You as well!

Zephra8511:44:41 PM @ 1:03:44 I think I'm gonna call it quits too, thanks for the stream Knock Out! Say hi to the fam for me!

Knock Out11:44:47 PM @ 1:03:50 Always!

Zephra8511:44:53 PM @ 1:03:56 Merry Christmas mic, nightetc!

thenightetc11:45:01 PM @ 1:04:02 Merry christmas!

Zephra8511:45:07 PM @ 1:04:09 *mimic

thenightetc11:45:11 PM And goodnight

Mimic11:45:13 PM Merry Christmas!

Zephra8511:45:13 PM can't type anymore blah

Zephra8511:45:19 PM ah yes 'and to all a good night'

Mimic11:45:20 PM Good night!

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User joined room 20:13 Avatar image thenightetc Here we go! Let me fix my name... 20:13 Oh, thank the Allspark! 20:14 Avatar image thenightetc Perfect. 20:14 Well, then, night human! How have you been? 20:14 Avatar image thenightetc Pretty decent! How about you? 20:14 Can't complain! I could, but I won't. 20:14 Avatar image thenightetc Heh. 20:15 christmas vines that deck the halls 20:16 Avatar image thenightetc The doll flying directly into the fire is a classic. 20:16 Without question.

20:17 That one too. 20:17 Avatar image thenightetc Merry crisis! 20:17 Merry Chrysler. 20:18 Avatar image thenightetc Well. 20:19 Some of these are new to me. 20:20 christmas vines that deck the halls 20:21 christmas vines to get you in the spirit 20:21 Avatar image thenightetc Pffff 20:21 Oh, Vine. You're deeply missed. 20:23 Avatar image thenightetc 20:23 Judas! No! 20:24 Gasp! 20:25 christmas vines that deck the halls 20:25 https://ww7.0123movie.net/movie/futurama-season-3-14485.html 20:27 Give me strength. 20:27 Avatar image thenightetc I don't think I like this video :( 20:27 Are we installing browser extensions, or looking for another site? 20:28 Avatar image Zephra85 User joined room 20:29 Avatar image thenightetc Watchparty does let you have a .... browser.... inside the site.... where you can... look you know what I mean. It lets you stream from other things. 20:29 Zephra human! 20:29 Avatar image Zephra85 Hey!!! Sadly I was literally about to step out the door for some quick groceries before the weekend hits, but I'll be back in like an hour! 20:30 Avatar image thenightetc It has some flaws but it lets you do it 20:30 Avatar image Zephra85 I just wanted to say a quick hi before I took off! I miss you guys! 20:31 I'm trying screenshare but it's not working. 20:31 Avatar image thenightetc Well--hello and goodbye, then! 20:31 No worries, Zephra human. By the time you'll get back, we should be just about an hour away from solving this. 20:32 Avatar image Zephra85 XD naturally! Be back soon! 20:32 I'm begging you to tell me it's playing for you. 20:33 Avatar image thenightetc I'm sorry, but it is not. 20:33 It looks like everyone watching also needs the browser extension 20:34 That was the problem last time. 20:34 I don't think we ever did solve it. 20:34 Anything? 20:35 Avatar image thenightetc Eh I got the extension and it gave me a link, it's not playing yet though. May need to enable some more things 20:37 I deleted the extension. The extension can burn. All of this can burn. thenightetc Bah. 20:38 Yes, no? 20:39 Nothing? 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc No, it's still just showing a link 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc User left room 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc User joined room 20:39 Avatar image thenightetc I enabled all the damn javascript, it's just not loading the video :/ 20:41 I'll try it in chrome 20:41 It's still not working. RIP 20:43 Let me see if I remember my password. 20:44 Avatar image thenightetc Do you want to try watchparty instead? The vbrowser thing works, even if it's a little annoying to use. 20:45 I can even set it up 20:46 New password! 20:46 https://w2g.tv/en/room?access_key=iesdwaid9jcleryol7nl14 https://w2g.tv/en/room?access_key=iesdwaid9jcleryol7nl14 20:46 Let's try this. If it doesn't work, we'll try that. 20:47 thenightetc8:55:31 PM THERE WE GO

Knock Out8:55:41 PM FINALLY, MERCIFULLY.

thenightetc8:55:46 PM It is absolutely playing now.

Knock Out8:56:02 PM It's a Christmas miracle.

thenightetc8:56:30 PM (By the way, it only allows sessions that are three hours or less, so after that we have to start a new one.)

Knock Out8:56:40 PM Fair enough.

thenightetc8:56:44 PM Freshly baked. :(

Knock Out8:56:53 PM I wish I was.

thenightetc8:57:24 PM Heh.

Knock Out8:57:48 PM "Every year, we're doomed!" sums up our technical issues nicely.

thenightetc8:57:55 PM It really does.

Knock Out9:00:27 PM Ten years we've been watching this and I only just realized they let go of each others' hands for a second. I've always wondered if they could.

thenightetc9:00:45 PM You're right, they did!

thenightetc9:01:05 PM Maybe they just can't do it for long.

Knock Out9:01:21 PM That might be it.

thenightetc9:02:24 PM Heheh

thenightetc9:03:02 PM Pictured: physics!

thenightetc9:03:44 PM Even Santa looks at him

Knock Out9:05:46 PM I also just noticed the twisted foot.

thenightetc9:06:33 PM I have to wonder what Bender expected to happen, there

Knock Out9:07:32 PM Now you've got me wondering.

thenightetc9:10:34 PM Pffffff

thenightetc9:12:59 PM But who's Spartacus?

thenightetc9:13:22 PM This part creeps me out.

Knock Out9:13:36 PM Oh good, I'm not the only one.

thenightetc9:16:15 PM Hehehehe.

thenightetc9:16:34 PM A classic.

thenightetc9:17:23 PM Oh. So netflix did it, huh. They made a version with ads.

Knock Out9:18:55 PM Which is why I don't feel bad stealing from them. I mean, I wouldn't even if they hadn't made a version with ads, but still.

thenightetc9:19:11 PM Exactly!

thenightetc9:20:54 PM Nyoooooom.

Knock Out9:22:56 PM "You're what, eight? That's old enough."

thenightetc9:23:29 PM "Yup! Merry christmas!"

thenightetc9:24:52 PM I wonder if the old kettle man ever got it for cheaper.

Knock Out9:25:23 PM Probably not.

thenightetc9:25:28 PM Did he just kill a man.

thenightetc9:26:06 PM Pffff.

Knock Out9:26:18 PM He has that "killed a man" air about him.

thenightetc9:26:59 PM I mean, I heard shattering. Admittedly we did see him dragging the tree away after, but I heard shattering.

Knock Out9:29:05 PM He'll succumb to his injuries later.

thenightetc9:29:36 PM Wow, the tree got repaired somehow!

thenightetc9:29:39 PM And decorated!

thenightetc9:29:59 PM Well then.

thenightetc9:31:22 PM That was cute!

Knock Out9:32:10 PM This one's even cuter.

thenightetc9:32:19 PM Nyyyyyooom!

thenightetc9:33:39 PM And he's naked, too.

Knock Out9:33:59 PM Living deliciously.

thenightetc9:36:57 PM Their FACES

MimicEast9:38:20 PM Hello!

Knock Out9:38:31 PM Hello there!

thenightetc9:38:33 PM Hello!

thenightetc9:40:19 PM Hhahahahah.

Knock Out9:41:03 PM You give him anything he wants.

Knock Out9:41:10 PM Just look at him.

thenightetc9:41:16 PM I know!

MimicEast9:41:29 PM That’s a face you can trust

thenightetc9:41:31 PM HA

thenightetc9:42:05 PM "see, that kind of behavior is why you're on the naughty list"

Knock Out9:42:09 PM He's like if Vos were personified into a living being. And then wrapped in a cat.

MimicEast9:43:23 PM I’m sure this is healthy and rational

Knock Out9:43:33 PM It's fine, it's probably fine.

thenightetc9:43:46 PM What INDEED

Knock Out9:43:56 PM I'm sure it won't end badly for him at all.

Knock Out9:44:02 PM Oh wait.

thenightetc9:44:09 PM Holy shit

Knock Out9:44:24 PM Well said.

MimicEast9:44:54 PM Organic transformation: it’s horrific

thenightetc9:45:54 PM Hhahahaha

thenightetc9:48:37 PM Awwwww.

thenightetc9:49:14 PM Well then

Knock Out9:50:34 PM Awwww.

thenightetc9:51:16 PM All of them watching.

MimicEast9:51:45 PM Okay that’s weirdly wholesome

Knock Out9:52:21 PM It's adorable how much leeway Henchman has with him.

thenightetc9:52:48 PM It is!

thenightetc9:53:54 PM ...Well.

thenightetc9:55:49 PM Continuity!

Knock Out9:57:26 PM This show's mastered the "funny shattering glass" sound effect.

thenightetc9:57:33 PM It has!

MimicEast9:58:31 PM That is legitimately precious

Knock Out9:58:38 PM Isn't it though?

Knock Out10:00:07 PM Awww.

thenightetc10:00:41 PM Ohohoho.

thenightetc10:01:00 PM So this was just a giant prank on him.

thenightetc10:01:11 PM Heheheh

thenightetc10:01:58 PM Awwww.

Knock Out10:02:25 PM Alright, now to figure out Rifftrax.

thenightetc10:04:56 PM Oh, how long's the movie?

Knock Out10:05:12 PM We might want to start a new room after the short.

thenightetc10:05:14 PM Don't want to run out of session in the middle of it!

Knock Out10:05:20 PM Exactly!

thenightetc10:05:37 PM Ewwwww.

thenightetc10:06:49 PM But if he can't read, how does he know it's supposed to go to Santa :thinking:

thenightetc10:07:38 PM Uh oh!

thenightetc10:12:24 PM A moose with... a fake beard?

Knock Out10:13:30 PM Should we restart the room just to be on the safe side?

thenightetc10:13:33 PM Okay, this should be relatively painless

thenightetc10:13:40 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Virtual Browser

MimicEast10:13:43 PM Moose are dangerous enough without the concept of deceptiom

Knock Out10:14:20 PM Perfect!

thenightetc10:14:39 PM There we go!

thenightetc10:14:45 PM Three more hours. :)

Knock Out10:14:53 PM Excellent! Thank you!

Zephra8510:15:24 PM I'm back I'm back!

thenightetc10:15:29 PM Just in time!

thenightetc10:15:37 PM We're just starting this thing.

Zephra8510:15:43 PM That's absolutely hilarious

Zephra8510:16:13 PM Considering it took me 2 hours instead of 1 like I thought

Knock Out10:16:13 PM Welcome back!

thenightetc10:16:24 PM Oh, we've been watching other things!

Zephra8510:16:25 PM Thanks!

thenightetc10:16:28 PM But THIS just started :)

Zephra8510:16:31 PM Oh good

thenightetc10:16:46 PM Is that a dick

thenightetc10:16:48 PM In the snow

Zephra8510:17:19 PM Oh this is delightful, like Mystery Science Theater

thenightetc10:17:55 PM Wow.

Zephra8510:18:15 PM SOLITARY CONFINEMENT FOR SHENANIGANS

thenightetc10:18:30 PM Shenanigans that he didn't even do!

Zephra8510:19:59 PM Aaand the movie gets cancelled for saying 'Christmas' instead of 'Holidays'

thenightetc10:21:01 PM That kid's got a lit candle!

Zephra8510:21:39 PM Meanwhile that kid's like 'i'm gonna ask santa for my dead parents back to life' and makes the whole class awkward as sh*t

thenightetc10:21:58 PM Right?

Zephra8510:22:01 PM CALLED IT

thenightetc10:22:27 PM What the fuck

Zephra8510:22:35 PM What is that guy's PROBLEM

Knock Out10:23:39 PM The Nerf Super Soaker can double as his new parents.

Zephra8510:23:54 PM Along with the depressed duck

thenightetc10:24:34 PM oof

Zephra8510:24:55 PM That's a terrible lesson to teach a child

thenightetc10:25:19 PM It really is

Zephra8510:25:46 PM Sets them up for endless disappointment

thenightetc10:26:13 PM Don't forget guilt. "Oh, you must not have wished hard enough, so it's your fault really"

Zephra8510:27:06 PM I WAS GONNA SAY LOL

Zephra8510:27:24 PM This b*tch clearly doesn't wanna be a teacher, this is just a day gig until she gets that callback from her agent

thenightetc10:28:02 PM That's how planes work, right.

Zephra8510:28:15 PM This is some home alone 2 bullsh*t

Knock Out10:28:16 PM Dear Unicron.

Zephra8510:29:39 PM I'm afraid whatever they did behind the scenes to get that girl to actually cry like she meant it

Zephra8510:32:30 PM This was a good plan

Zephra8510:32:48 PM Clearly

thenightetc10:32:48 PM "Uhhhh let's just go wandering out into the snow"

Knock Out10:33:06 PM This is going to end with two tiny frozen bodies, isn't it?

Zephra8510:33:16 PM Oh good time to trek out into the wilderness at sunset with no supplies and no one knows where they are

Zephra8510:33:21 PM This plan just keeps getting better

Zephra8510:33:40 PM A very Shining with Jack Nicholson Christmas

thenightetc10:34:41 PM lol

Knock Out10:35:22 PM We certainly are watching them die in real time.

Zephra8510:35:50 PM This could be reworked into a pretty grim horror movie

thenightetc10:35:58 PM It could.

Zephra8510:36:22 PM HAAAA

Knock Out10:36:47 PM Real Apaches vibe to the whole thing.

thenightetc10:37:07 PM Have some turkish delight.

thenightetc10:37:26 PM Oh my god.

Zephra8510:37:31 PM Deus ex Santa

thenightetc10:37:32 PM Worst advice.

Zephra8510:38:29 PM Hey Santa, wouldn't it be faster to start, y'know, flying???

Knock Out10:38:52 PM The kids are losing toes by the minute.

Zephra8510:39:17 PM There's only six reindeer.

MimicEast10:39:18 PM And waste this slow paced whimsical music?

Zephra8510:39:32 PM Prancer and Vixen got fired clearly

thenightetc10:39:35 PM There've been budget cuts, okay?

Zephra8510:39:48 PM LOL

Zephra8510:41:03 PM I was about to make a truly tasteless joke after he told them to get on the bed but in the spirit of the holidays I'll keep it to myself

thenightetc10:41:09 PM Did somebody THROW that puppy

Knock Out10:41:24 PM "Mister, we could smell the ether on these from the sleigh."

Zephra8510:41:33 PM sl;kdjfsaldk;

Zephra8510:44:14 PM Fun fact I learned: Male reindeer shed their antlers in the winter, female reindeer shed theirs in the summer

Zephra8510:44:24 PM So in reality all of Santa's reindeer are female

thenightetc10:44:26 PM Huh.

Zephra8510:44:49 PM 'Free child labour hooray!'

Knock Out10:45:16 PM I also perform better to Depeche Mode.

Zephra8510:45:21 PM Same

Zephra8510:45:32 PM It's Depeche Mode!

thenightetc10:47:08 PM Love this incomprehensible christmas song. Hope to hear it on the radio later.

Zephra8510:47:55 PM Her boobs have to be FREEZING

thenightetc10:48:28 PM Bah, it's not even cold.

Zephra8510:50:27 PM Oh god no

Knock Out10:50:35 PM Oh yes, it's that kind of movie.

thenightetc10:50:52 PM :|

thenightetc10:52:07 PM Why's she taking the puppy??

Zephra8510:52:16 PM Are you serious??? Why the hell is she even going????

thenightetc10:52:18 PM Why ANY of this

Zephra8510:52:57 PM WHY. PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Zephra8510:53:30 PM Okay. She 'just wants to see him just once'.

Zephra8510:53:40 PM ... That's just a dude.

thenightetc10:54:23 PM I mean. What did they expect to happen

Zephra8510:54:34 PM Ohhhh I see what's happening.

thenightetc10:54:59 PM Is anyone in this movie NOT going to get eaten?

Zephra8510:55:28 PM They're suffering from exposure and are dying in the woods, the rest of the movie is just Simon hallucinating

Zephra8510:55:55 PM That's why his teacher is a fairy and the mean janitor is the ogre. It's a Wizard of Oz deal.

Knock Out10:57:05 PM Only he doesn't wake up at the end.

thenightetc10:57:08 PM It's a mystery!

Knock Out10:57:23 PM No dirty pillows!

Knock Out10:58:18 PM His suit is part of his skin. Just ask the Devil.

thenightetc10:58:25 PM Ha!

Zephra8510:58:29 PM Clearly

thenightetc10:59:13 PM This is adding so much to the movie

Zephra8511:00:16 PM 'Oh yeah the whole reason we're here'

Knock Out11:00:25 PM "What's-his-name."

Knock Out11:00:47 PM They've played Knifey Spoony before.

Zephra8511:01:27 PM HAAA Nice Knock Out

Knock Out11:01:34 PM I try.

Zephra8511:02:40 PM So Christmasy

thenightetc11:02:49 PM Tis the season.

Knock Out11:02:50 PM Very festive.

Zephra8511:05:19 PM 'Stop haranguing me woman!!'

Caroline11:07:34 PM I take it this is "awful thing I found on Rifftrax," Doctor - also, hello!

Zephra8511:07:47 PM CAROLINE!!

Caroline11:07:51 PM ZEPHRA!!!

Zephra8511:07:51 PM :D :D :D

Zephra8511:07:59 PM It's so good to see ya!!!

Caroline11:08:05 PM Likewise!!! How is everyone?

Knock Out11:08:14 PM Caroline human!! It's been far, far too long!

Caroline11:08:28 PM It really has, but I always think of you around this time of the year. Hello. :)

MimicEast11:08:33 PM In Christmas scented purgstory

Zephra8511:08:51 PM Pretty good!

thenightetc11:08:53 PM Hello!

Zephra8511:09:14 PM Oh yeah two kids are dying in the woods and this is their death hallucination

thenightetc11:09:55 PM What an incentive!

thenightetc11:10:00 PM Nooooooooo

Caroline11:10:06 PM WRONG KIND OF HOT DOG

thenightetc11:10:10 PM SAVE THE DOGGO

Knock Out11:10:26 PM Spare the dog! Eat the children instead!

Zephra8511:10:44 PM They have more meat on their bones!!

Caroline11:12:01 PM There's no way Santa isn't sweating his holly jolly self out in that suit. Not in this climate.

Zephra8511:12:24 PM He took a dunk in a river earlier and almost got eaten by a crocodile

thenightetc11:12:32 PM They couldn't bring the parents back that way??

Knock Out11:13:26 PM They're just shrimpy because he doesn't feed them.

Zephra8511:13:51 PM Dear god women is there anything you're NOT gonna sing about???

Zephra8511:13:57 PM IS THIS REAL THE TIME.

Caroline11:14:01 PM She's done this before?

Zephra8511:14:13 PM She keeps SINGING and she's the only one doing it

Caroline11:14:40 PM That's gotta make for an awkward musical when you're the only one musicalling.

Zephra8511:15:11 PM It has been

thenightetc11:15:12 PM Awkward hardly begins to describe it.

Zephra8511:15:41 PM And the fairy and the ogre fall in love

Caroline11:15:53 PM Children and... cream cheese?

Zephra8511:16:18 PM Cream cheese DRESSING remember

Zephra8511:17:28 PM B*tch you're lucky he's not 'tenderizing' you first

thenightetc11:18:35 PM Yeah I'm concerned abou tthe puppy

MimicEast11:18:35 PM No indications he didn’t devour that puppy

Zephra8511:18:45 PM oh god you're right

thenightetc11:18:56 PM SO they're just going to leave the elves tehre?? They get to walk?

Caroline11:18:57 PM If that puppy doesn't pop its cute fuzzy head out of the sleigh soon-

Zephra8511:18:58 PM Put this movie on 'does the dog die' website

Caroline11:20:05 PM How those children are breathing at 30,000 ft is beyond me.

Knock Out11:20:24 PM They stopped breathing 15 minutes into the movie.

Caroline11:20:48 PM That /does/ help the altitude sickness.

Zephra8511:21:16 PM Halfway through Santa slips and breaks his hip

Knock Out11:21:49 PM Completely unwrapped.

Caroline11:21:54 PM A gas station. Well then.

thenightetc11:22:01 PM Did he say harry potter??

Zephra8511:22:16 PM We've established Santa's been doing budget cuts this year, not paid enough to wrap them these days.

Zephra8511:22:21 PM Leave that to the parents

thenightetc11:22:21 PM I'd clocked this as being from, like. Ther 70s

Knock Out11:22:58 PM I still want assurance that that puppy is safe.

Caroline11:23:07 PM Seconding.

thenightetc11:23:11 PM Thirding.

Zephra8511:23:13 PM I don't think we're gonna get it, guys

thenightetc11:23:26 PM But if we want it enough, it'll happen!

Zephra8511:23:37 PM Ah yes of course how could I forget

Caroline11:25:04 PM Seriously, everything here is so... sepia.

Zephra8511:25:17 PM Everyone is being rather nonchalant about how these kids have been missing for like two days

thenightetc11:25:23 PM Right?

Zephra8511:25:28 PM OH GOD NOT AGAIN

Caroline11:25:37 PM She's got a choir this time!

Zephra8511:25:45 PM IT'S A CHILDREN'S CHOIR LET THE KIDS SING DAMN IT

Caroline11:26:00 PM She's stealing this solo from one of those kids.

Zephra8511:26:17 PM 'Because F*CK 'EM.'

thenightetc11:26:29 PM Fuck them kids!

Zephra8511:28:12 PM I was hoping we'd get to see Depressed Duck one more time

Knock Out11:28:22 PM There he is!

thenightetc11:28:31 PM You got your wish!

Zephra8511:28:52 PM Thank goodness that's all I needed f*ck if the dog survived

Zephra8511:29:02 PM The depressed duck is the real star

thenightetc11:29:11 PM You shouldn't have wasted your wish!

thenightetc11:29:23 PM The dog's death is your fault now

Zephra8511:29:33 PM Worth it for Depressed Duck cameo

Caroline11:29:39 PM That duck /is/ depressed. Goodness.

thenightetc11:30:24 PM I love how they just came back as a surprise and didn't like. Call ahead to let THEIR FAMILY know they're alive and coming home

Zephra8511:30:45 PM That'd be too much work

Zephra8511:31:26 PM HAAA we already said that earlier!!

thenightetc11:33:07 PM Seriously, how hard would it have been to give us ONE more shot with the dog

Zephra8511:33:24 PM Well that was a fever dream sh*tshow

Caroline11:33:28 PM Maybe the dog had a limited shooting schedule.

thenightetc11:34:13 PM His face

MimicEast11:34:16 PM This is m

MimicEast11:34:25 PM This is no less a fever dream

Zephra8511:34:47 PM Better musical segment than any of the ones with the teacher fairy diva

Caroline11:35:09 PM This one /does/ have Steve Martin and Martin Short, who at least know what they're doing.

thenightetc11:36:14 PM They what

Caroline11:36:17 PM Are they bears

Zephra8511:36:22 PM ... Squirells

Zephra8511:36:37 PM They're squirrels??

Caroline11:36:45 PM Squirrels... on a train?

thenightetc11:37:07 PM Bears!

Zephra8511:37:16 PM Oh no they *are* bears!

thenightetc11:37:19 PM hahahah!

Caroline11:37:21 PM This is a /fascinating/ subplot involving bears, suddenly.

Zephra8511:37:34 PM A beautiful subversion

MimicEast11:37:35 PM Good luck getting out of there buddy!

thenightetc11:39:19 PM AAA

Zephra8511:39:20 PM Theeeere it is

Caroline11:39:21 PM AAH

Caroline11:39:38 PM Is he throwing coins or shuriken stars?!

thenightetc11:40:17 PM JESUS DUDE

Zephra8511:40:31 PM as;dlfjksdlkfasd

thenightetc11:40:57 PM oh my god

Caroline11:41:03 PM He's out of control.

Zephra8511:41:13 PM I am losing my mind

thenightetc11:41:30 PM oh my god

Caroline11:41:37 PM I'm laughing so much, this is madness

Zephra8511:41:51 PM Oh dear lord I'm finding this and showing it to my bf when he gets home

thenightetc11:42:02 PM FKJAS;DFLJKA;SLDKJSA

Zephra8511:42:14 PM Well if he kills everyone there'll be no witnesses

Zephra8511:43:16 PM This woman is freaking me out

Zephra8511:44:28 PM I appreciate the addition of a second throne though

Zephra8511:44:37 PM No lap sitting happening here

thenightetc11:44:54 PM god

Caroline11:44:55 PM Girl, even Santa can't get you Swift tickets.

Zephra8511:45:21 PM He's santa not jesus

thenightetc11:45:28 PM sdakfj;lsdk

Caroline11:45:34 PM Santa getting the kids Adderall for Christmas

thenightetc11:46:13 PM and they take cash?

thenightetc11:46:34 PM Aaaaaaa

Caroline11:46:35 PM Sarah Brightman!!

thenightetc11:46:36 PM HER

Zephra8511:46:37 PM That was funny but please no more adults pretending to be children

Knock Out11:46:39 PM There she is!

Zephra8511:46:41 PM It unsettles me

Caroline11:47:05 PM Lucky for us, Sarah Brightman is an adult goddess pretending to be an adult human.

thenightetc11:47:08 PM Finger on the monkey's paw curls in

Zephra8511:47:16 PM Oh no

Caroline11:48:31 PM At least these kids get to sing.

Zephra8511:48:37 PM Heh if anybody here likes Tom Cardy I recommend this one

Zephra8511:48:39 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmBlQllspVQ

Zephra8511:48:50 PM Thank goodness

Zephra8511:49:13 PM Yaaay! (claps)

Caroline11:49:20 PM Brava, Sarah, brava!

Zephra8511:49:21 PM AAAAHHH YES

Knock Out11:49:33 PM And the kidnapped children too!

Caroline11:49:43 PM Oh, this is a jam

MimicEast11:50:01 PM This reminds me so much of the gentlemen rappers

Zephra8511:50:11 PM Tom Cardy is a gift to humanity

Zephra8511:50:25 PM He does so many fantastic original comedy music

Zephra8511:52:11 PM Thank-you Knock Out!!

Zephra8511:52:16 PM YEEESSS

Caroline11:52:17 PM THE FOLGERS COMMERCIAL

Caroline11:52:23 PM THE CLASSIC

Zephra8511:52:23 PM It's not the holidays without this classic

thenightetc11:52:34 PM It's not christmas without the folgers commercial!

Zephra8511:52:40 PM Put this right up there with Muppet Christmas Carol on things you HAVE to watch at christmas

Zephra8511:53:21 PM And then they f*cked

Caroline11:53:30 PM I hope they at least had a coffee date first.

Zephra8511:53:42 PM HAHAHAHA

Caroline11:53:46 PM Well then.

thenightetc11:53:53 PM Well!

Knock Out11:54:46 PM Any other recommendations before we close out the night?

thenightetc11:55:20 PM Unnecessary Censorship Folgers Commercial?

Knock Out11:56:12 PM Hah!

Caroline11:56:13 PM lmaooo

Zephra8511:56:35 PM NICE

Knock Out11:58:00 PM That's all I've got!

thenightetc11:58:11 PM That was fun!

Caroline11:58:22 PM And we thank you muchly for it, Doctor.

Knock Out11:58:25 PM It really was!

thenightetc11:58:38 PM Thanks for soldiering through the technical issues.

Knock Out11:58:38 PM Thank YOU all for coming! It was good to catch up again! 😀

Zephra8511:58:42 PM I'm glad I was able to make it at the end!

thenightetc11:59:00 PM It was!

Zephra8511:59:17 PM Good to see you guys again! Knock Out, thanks so much for the stream and remember to say hi to the fam for me!

Knock Out11:59:21 PM Always!

Zephra8511:59:24 PM HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYBODY

thenightetc11:59:32 PM Happy holidays!

Caroline11:59:35 PM It really was! :) Happy holidays, everyone - say hi to Impact and Breakdown for me, Doctor!!

Knock Out11:59:37 PM Good night, everyone! Happy holidays!

MimicEast11:59:37 PM Happy holidays!

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Christmas Eve Eve Stream

Knock Out9:21:45 PM Hello there!

thenightetc9:21:53 PM Hello!

Mimic9:22:12 PM Hello! I am on time for once!

Knock Out9:22:38 PM Perfect!

Knock Out9:23:19 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Jakson 9:23:22 PM good evening!

Knock Out9:23:37 PM Here she goes!

thenightetc9:23:42 PM Uh oh!

Belle9:24:16 PM hi all

thenightetc9:24:25 PM Funny, it seems like only a few months ago we were watching that Futurama episode

Knock Out9:24:31 PM It always does.

Knock Out9:25:14 PM There they are!

thenightetc9:25:55 PM They all look just so thrilled to be there.

Knock Out9:26:13 PM The last thing they remember is Sarah Brightman coming through their bedroom windows.

Caroline9:27:41 PM Sarah Brightman's allowed to trespass wherever she wants. If you ask me.

Caroline9:27:48 PM Also, hello!

Belle9:28:00 PM Hey, where are the sock puppets? The tagline promised sockpuppets.

thenightetc9:28:14 PM These are very advanced sockpuppets.

Belle9:28:23 PM Ah, that explains it.

Knock Out9:29:12 PM Caroline human? Is that you?

Caroline9:29:24 PM :) Hi, Doctor.

Knock Out9:30:19 PM It's a Christmas miracle!

Knock Out9:30:26 PM How's life been treating you?

Belle9:31:12 PM Looks like Glasgow.

Caroline9:31:16 PM It's had its ups, downs, sideways, backways - lively, to say the least. How've you been, dear?

Knock Out9:31:32 PM Ups, downs, sideways, backways, and lively to say the least.

Caroline9:31:52 PM And we're all still somehow alive and kicking.

Caroline9:32:01 PM It's a Festivus miracle!

Caroline9:32:24 PM Wait - that Neptunian stuffed his dinner down his pants.

Knock Out9:32:36 PM And not one of those horrid everyday miracles, like a sunrise!

thenightetc9:32:46 PM Well, how did you think they ate?

Caroline9:32:58 PM /Hygienically!/

Knock Out9:33:47 PM You have no way of knowing how hygienic they are or aren't down below.

Caroline9:34:02 PM Money's on "aren't."

thenightetc9:34:11 PM I'm saying whatever they eat with is in their pants.

Knock Out9:35:00 PM There's an argument to be made that anyone who can eat that way should be allowed to.

Belle9:35:14 PM Well, it coould be worse, he could be in a wall instead of the floor.

Knock Out9:35:37 PM Time for the Eradicon Christmas anthem!

Caroline9:36:12 PM I never expected the Eradicon Xmas anthem to be so... jolly?

Mimic9:36:32 PM I mean where's any other emotion gotten them

Knock Out9:36:36 PM Propaganda will do that to you.

Caroline9:36:55 PM I hope they at least get overtime.

Belle9:36:56 PM This is still less exploitative than Amazon warehouses.

Caroline9:37:04 PM Much, much less.

Knock Out9:39:52 PM Ratchet soon enough.

Caroline9:40:26 PM Chanukah Zombie. I'm curious.

Caroline9:44:09 PM A Magnexecutor 1) sounds like a Pokemon 2) cannot be ethical.

Mimic9:44:22 PM Santabot, Chanukah Zombie, and Kwanzaabot all get a musical number in one of the movies

Caroline9:44:36 PM I'm Santa Claus.

thenightetc9:44:38 PM My favorite part.

Mimic9:44:38 PM iirc

thenightetc9:45:42 PM Heh!

thenightetc9:47:56 PM My other favorite part.

Caroline9:48:22 PM Santabot would be able to see you when you're sleeping and know when you're awake.

Caroline9:48:29 PM Not unlike Soundwave, when you think about it.

Knock Out9:49:08 PM Just because we can't see or speak to him anymore doesn't mean he's not watching. Always watching.

Knock Out9:49:18 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Belle9:49:24 PM Ah the joy of shuddering in terror knowing you were on his list.

Caroline9:49:57 PM That dude's name is Mr. Please?

thenightetc9:50:44 PM That egg must be made of rock.

Caroline9:50:55 PM Maybe it came from a rock dove.

thenightetc9:51:11 PM "Dinner!"

Knock Out9:51:25 PM "There might be a fetal bird inside! Meat!"

Caroline9:51:35 PM It's ADORABLE.

thenightetc9:51:48 PM Looks kind of... owlish.

Knock Out9:51:52 PM NO.

thenightetc9:52:23 PM What is with the mouse ears on that bird

Knock Out9:52:47 PM All I see is a mouse with wings.

thenightetc9:52:58 PM Are they fake ears?

Knock Out9:53:01 PM Yes.

Belle9:53:24 PM Clearly living in all the pollution from that trash has mutated it.

Caroline9:53:47 PM What if the pollution /gave/ her ears?

Knock Out9:54:13 PM She also has scales and a bleeding disorder.

Caroline9:54:37 PM She looks remarkably well, all things considered!

Mimic9:54:44 PM indeed!

thenightetc9:55:06 PM They are going to nocie that sticky trail of jam

thenightetc9:55:55 PM The funny thing is, if they'd ONLY seen a bird, it would've been fine

thenightetc9:56:16 PM They would have just opened a window and shooed her out

Knock Out9:56:54 PM It would have been charming.

Belle9:59:17 PM Magpies... That is one for sorrow.

Caroline10:00:04 PM Never seen a house described as "" before. Fascinating.

thenightetc10:01:10 PM omg

Caroline10:01:15 PM Ah yes, the real spirit of the season. Accumulating Things.

Belle10:01:28 PM Where is the lie?

thenightetc10:01:41 PM He's using that broken wing a lot

Knock Out10:01:44 PM If there's a lie I'm not seeing it.

Caroline10:02:19 PM He's one rusty spoon away from turning into Salad Fingers.

Knock Out10:02:35 PM The feeling of rust against his wingtips is almost orgasmic.

thenightetc10:02:44 PM No.

thenightetc10:03:11 PM hoo boy

Caroline10:03:34 PM Christmas capers are the best sort of caper.

thenightetc10:03:56 PM Don't you give him that look. You're just as bad at sneaking.

thenightetc10:04:45 PM HAHAHAHHAHA

Caroline10:04:52 PM omg

Caroline10:04:56 PM OMG

Knock Out10:05:13 PM I want three hours of the ""sneaky"" bird.

Belle10:05:30 PM The birds that stole Xmas.

Caroline10:05:37 PM I think you could get at best three minutes.

thenightetc10:05:48 PM Putting WEIGHT on the broken wing

Caroline10:06:20 PM I really hope this family has bird insurance.

thenightetc10:07:56 PM This cat is mean and I love it.

thenightetc10:09:33 PM OH NO

Caroline10:09:41 PM It EXPLODED

thenightetc10:09:48 PM Fireworks shed!

Caroline10:10:24 PM Even the gnomes pity her.

Belle10:10:27 PM No, you're a terrible bird.

Knock Out10:13:13 PM The father mouse has an oddly comforting voice.

thenightetc10:13:34 PM "but instead I wrecked their entire living room, almost got eaten, and set off an entire shed full of fireworks"

Caroline10:13:37 PM He does - it's quite soothing.

Belle10:13:51 PM The moral of the story is that you can be totally incompetent no matter your species.

Knock Out10:14:16 PM No matter what the circumstances of your birth, you can become a laughingstock that nearly gets everyone killed.

Caroline10:15:13 PM Branch gonna crack in three... two...

thenightetc10:15:39 PM f

Caroline10:15:43 PM f

Mimic10:16:44 PM little confusing, yes

Caroline10:16:55 PM She's not a mouse, but she is a Mouse.

thenightetc10:17:01 PM Heh.

Belle10:18:27 PM And later the humans died of weils disease.

Knock Out10:18:28 PM A week later they were dead of hantavirus.

Knock Out10:18:32 PM That too.

Caroline10:18:39 PM Reeses in pieces.

Knock Out10:18:54 PM Alright! Time for Rifftrax!

Knock Out10:19:09 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Caroline10:19:24 PM Y'know, I've never actually seen It's a Wonderful Life.

thenightetc10:19:42 PM A charming holiday story about having someone to draw aggro away from the rest of the party.

Belle10:19:47 PM It is a heartwarming tale of fiscal incompetence

Caroline10:20:16 PM That could apply to a host of Christmas movies.

Knock Out10:20:26 PM It's a lovely tale of how it's fine to blackmail someone nude in the bushes.

Mimic10:20:36 PM delightful AND wholesome

Caroline10:20:45 PM Why would you blackmail someone nude in the bushes? Shouldn't you put your clothes on?

Knock Out10:20:58 PM You keep Christmas in your way and let me keep it in mine.

Caroline10:22:05 PM ... I didn't know galaxies could talk.

Belle10:22:16 PM Astronomers are shitting their britches seeing those galaxies flash like that

thenightetc10:22:43 PM "this is important, so we'd better send our DUMBEST angel"

Belle10:22:46 PM Gamma ray bursts of unprecedented magnitude must behurtling through space, sterilising everything in their path.

Caroline10:22:55 PM But he has the faith of a child!

Caroline10:23:17 PM Everybody's really bullying this guy for not having wings.

Knock Out10:23:40 PM The story turns into Last Contact.

Caroline10:25:01 PM This is breaking child labor laws, I'm sure of it.

Knock Out10:25:27 PM Leave the 10 year old in charge of the dimethylmercury.

Belle10:26:15 PM At least he'll have access to the Tri-Nitro-Toluene, every kid should

Caroline10:26:32 PM Wait, did he say three or four wives?

Caroline10:26:54 PM Why are all these children so adultlike?

Belle10:26:55 PM His hero was Henry VIII

Caroline10:27:59 PM All right, I'm scared this dude's gonna croak in front of the kid.

Belle10:28:31 PM Harvest season for the moneylenders

thenightetc10:28:38 PM Uh oh!

Caroline10:28:53 PM "shove me up"

Knock Out10:29:53 PM What bots hear before doing something that's guaranteed to land them in my office.

Caroline10:30:20 PM Child abuse is one thing, but child abuse in the back of the apothecary is very dangerous.

thenightetc10:30:38 PM Taste it

Belle10:30:57 PM Something could be poison, so stick it in your mouth to check

Belle10:31:00 PM Smart

Caroline10:31:17 PM We all want a big one, George Bailey.

thenightetc10:31:39 PM Oh my god.

Caroline10:31:48 PM He wants the Scherezade deal.

Caroline10:32:19 PM I also like cows.

Belle10:32:35 PM You know, if you catch a pharmacist in a mistake then you're morally obligated to inform the industry regulator so they can assess continuing fitness to practice

Knock Out10:32:41 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:32:57 PM No, no, you should cover it up, then they owe you one!

thenightetc10:33:09 PM Forever.

Caroline10:33:10 PM ^ And that's how you blackmail.

Caroline10:33:37 PM The car did literally go "AWOOGA"

Belle10:34:00 PM Knock Out, have you ever awooga'd a human?

Knock Out10:34:16 PM Never in a million vorns.

Caroline10:34:27 PM Someone doesn't remember watching Labyrinth.

Knock Out10:35:02 PM He was playing something nonhuman. Doesn't count.

Caroline10:35:09 PM Fair.

Belle10:35:30 PM The Bowie creature transcended all mortal designations

thenightetc10:35:43 PM "use that new floor"

Knock Out10:35:47 PM And that clever little bit of prose afterwards turned him into a bot.

Knock Out10:35:51 PM So *that* doesn't count.

thenightetc10:37:02 PM Certainly not.

Caroline10:39:06 PM I can't tell how old anyone here is.

Knock Out10:39:21 PM Spry young 39 year olds.

thenightetc10:39:33 PM That guy was the class president

Caroline10:39:43 PM He colluded.

Caroline10:40:22 PM Best. Wingman. Ever.

Caroline10:40:34 PM "George, Mary. Mary, George. DEUCES"

Caroline10:42:25 PM Are they going to kill George?!

Belle10:42:29 PM They say swimming pool, but it works more like a Bond villain death trap

Caroline10:42:57 PM JUST LOOK BEHIND YOU

Caroline10:42:57 PM ONCE

Caroline10:42:59 PM //ONCE//

thenightetc10:43:03 PM Whoopsie!

Caroline10:43:08 PM STOP CHARLESTONING

Belle10:43:18 PM spatial awareness not their forte

Mimic10:43:29 PM apparently they're gonna charleston til they drop

Caroline10:43:36 PM Everyone in the US was still under the influence of lead poisoning. I blame that.

thenightetc10:44:38 PM ........

Caroline10:44:45 PM George may not know how to count.

thenightetc10:44:52 PM Jesus, dude

Belle10:45:24 PM His character is what, twenty four? And he's creeping on an eighteen year old.

Knock Out10:45:30 PM Night human, any suggestions on how to stop the stuttering?

thenightetc10:45:49 PM None whatsoever, sorry. Although I'm not seeing any stuttering just now.

thenightetc10:46:05 PM "Wow, eighteen! So, technically, I wouldn't be a criminal if"

Knock Out10:46:15 PM NO.

thenightetc10:46:40 PM It was the subtext anyway.

thenightetc10:47:01 PM Just, godawful.

Caroline10:47:09 PM WHOA, George

thenightetc10:47:26 PM *facepalm*

Caroline10:47:41 PM Aww, they disappointed Porch Guy.

Knock Out10:47:54 PM He has so little going on.

Caroline10:48:01 PM Not the brightest knife in the shed.

thenightetc10:48:04 PM Oh god.

thenightetc10:48:15 PM ...

Caroline10:48:18 PM ...

Knock Out10:48:25 PM Because of the implication.

Caroline10:48:37 PM He's not actually gonna hurt Mary, is he?!

Belle10:48:39 PM This is a huge cluster of sexual predator red flags

thenightetc10:48:43 PM Y'know what? Don't bother saving this guy. He can just jump off that bridge.

Caroline10:48:53 PM "They'd be on my side" Jeeeesus

Knock Out10:49:12 PM No! Why would he hurt Mary?

Belle10:49:20 PM Mary isn't sorry

Knock Out10:49:25 PM She's going to go along with this. Because of the implication.

Caroline10:49:52 PM So she IS in danger!

thenightetc10:51:01 PM No, he died of shame over what his son was trying to do.

Knock Out10:51:28 PM No one's in any danger! It's the implication of danger.

Knock Out10:52:50 PM This didn't age at all, did it?

Caroline10:52:59 PM Not in the least.

Belle10:53:07 PM Not at all.

Caroline10:53:24 PM Well, we have less child labor in pharmacies.

Caroline10:53:29 PM But that's about it.

Caroline10:53:52 PM ... There's just a crow. In their office.

Caroline10:54:02 PM I hope he works there.

Knock Out10:54:03 PM You mean you decided against having 11 year olds sell you cocaine drops?

Belle10:54:16 PM I believe Wisconsin is bringing back child labor

Knock Out10:54:22 PM Of course they are.

Caroline10:54:31 PM They'd eat the cocaine drops. With gusto.

Knock Out10:54:51 PM That'd teach them some kind of a lesson.

Belle10:54:53 PM It was either bring back child labour or start paying people a living wage

Caroline10:55:32 PM Bubble wrap /is/ an exciting sound.

Belle10:55:42 PM In a couple of years there will be unlimited opportunities to travel through Western Europe and also the Far East

Mimic10:56:18 PM it'll have to be a working vacation but it will be a very explosively growing industry.

Belle10:57:31 PM Wait, is she her father's beard?

Knock Out10:57:37 PM Yes.

thenightetc10:57:42 PM Hm.

Caroline10:57:47 PM If only he could grow his own.

Caroline10:57:52 PM ... In a way, he kind of did!

Caroline10:58:28 PM He's fine. Drunks bounce.

Belle10:58:33 PM Damn, they can't claim his life insurance

Belle11:00:05 PM Dude, it's been four years and if the other members of the board know you want to leave and still haven't stepped up to hire a replacement, then just go. They clearly don't care about the bank.

Caroline11:00:42 PM Necking? Is Nancy Reagan at the party?

thenightetc11:01:02 PM Just stop in the middle of the road there.

Belle11:01:13 PM He is still coming across like a sexual predator

thenightetc11:02:06 PM Where indeed

Caroline11:02:13 PM Did a peanut gallery just materialize?

thenightetc11:02:18 PM Apparently!

Belle11:02:27 PM Uh oh, that is a federal offense

Caroline11:03:20 PM She drew him /fanart/.

thenightetc11:03:45 PM Christ, dude

Caroline11:05:12 PM He's his own wet blanket.

Belle11:05:18 PM What does she see in him?

thenightetc11:05:19 PM He really is.

Caroline11:05:31 PM Maybe it's because he's tall?

Caroline11:05:56 PM ...

thenightetc11:06:00 PM ...

Mimic11:06:22 PM well.

Caroline11:06:34 PM That was unnecessary.

Caroline11:06:47 PM "hee-haw"

Caroline11:08:00 PM Please stop smelling her hair, Dennis.

Caroline11:08:03 PM I mean, George.

Knock Out11:08:12 PM Gennis.

Caroline11:08:18 PM /Genius./

thenightetc11:08:22 PM Dorge.

Caroline11:08:29 PM such predator

Caroline11:08:32 PM many creep

Caroline11:08:34 PM waow

Belle11:08:56 PM Mary, use your duress word.

thenightetc11:09:38 PM What the hell

Caroline11:09:52 PM Forreal

Caroline11:10:08 PM Wait, did they just get married upstairs?

thenightetc11:11:20 PM What on earth happened on that phone call and how did it lead to this

Caroline11:11:57 PM That phone call apparently caused the stock market to crash.

Caroline11:13:57 PM Wow, this /really/ didn't age.

thenightetc11:14:41 PM This is why there's FDIC insurance on bank accounts now.

Belle11:16:49 PM At some point you have to ask if the town is worth saving

Knock Out11:17:22 PM Pull the plug. Show mercy.

Caroline11:18:38 PM The two grand lasted eight miraculous hours.

Belle11:18:44 PM Is he offering personal unsecured loans? That seems unwise, and possibly illegal.

Caroline11:19:03 PM Technically, Mary offered it.

Caroline11:19:07 PM Can't testify against your spouse!

Belle11:19:25 PM Did he give Mary away as a loan too?

Caroline11:21:00 PM Because who wouldn't want to make violent love in a ramshackle old house on their honeymoon.

Knock Out11:21:23 PM ...I mean, it's not as though we had any other choice.

Caroline11:21:34 PM No, but that's what makes it memorable.

Caroline11:21:39 PM You make do.

Belle11:21:43 PM staying in the ramshackle house, or the violent love?

Caroline11:22:23 PM ... Is the steward gonna stay and watch?

Knock Out11:22:51 PM No music or rotisserie fuel or voyeurs for ours, though.

thenightetc11:23:14 PM What a shame.

thenightetc11:23:24 PM How can you even call it a honeymoon without all that.

Caroline11:24:11 PM Are all those kids theirs?

Caroline11:24:22 PM ... Including, I guess, a literal goat kid.

Belle11:26:07 PM Wait, I'm supposed to hate the guy who is against uncontrolled urban sprawl and environmental destruction?

Caroline11:26:45 PM Yes. Loathe the pinko commie.

Caroline11:28:02 PM Why does Mr. Potter have a skull on his desk?

Belle11:28:23 PM Who doesn't have a skull on their desk?

Caroline11:28:31 PM I don't!

thenightetc11:28:35 PM Who doesn't?

Knock Out11:28:56 PM It ties a room together.

Caroline11:29:11 PM I use a rug for that.

Belle11:29:22 PM The flayed hide of a rival?

Caroline11:29:47 PM I'm not shlepping hide up to my apartment.

thenightetc11:32:18 PM Rude.

Caroline11:32:26 PM The other guy didn't do anything!

thenightetc11:33:38 PM Spiders don't deserve to be compared to some asshole slumlord

Mimic11:34:23 PM AGREED

Caroline11:34:31 PM Oh, I really hope George knows how the baby got there.

thenightetc11:35:08 PM Ha!

Caroline11:41:03 PM He's in no mood to payable any accounts, I take it.

Belle11:41:50 PM Why would anyone trust Uncle Billy with any cash at all?

Caroline11:42:02 PM This is George, remember?

Knock Out11:42:03 PM Why would anyone trust Uncle Billy with anything whatsoever?

Caroline11:42:43 PM I don't know, but George is not taking the fall for him.

Belle11:43:19 PM Well, I mean, he's wrong to say it, but he's right about if this is a jailable offence of fiduciary misconduct then Ublce Billy should be the one to go to jail

Caroline11:43:54 PM Oh yeah, Uncle B dun goofed.

Caroline11:44:59 PM That kid is my favorite.

Knock Out11:47:22 PM I love this part.

Belle11:47:23 PM Did he just leave the bank inspector locked up in the bank overnight?

Caroline11:48:04 PM I really think he's gonna hurt these women!

Belle11:48:39 PM Seriously, he is just a huge cluster of red flags

Caroline11:48:44 PM WHAT THE HELL, DUDE

Belle11:49:07 PM Destruction of property is a big indicator of domestic violence, not joking.

thenightetc11:49:20 PM What, what just happened

thenightetc11:49:27 PM I had to get up for a couple of minutes

Knock Out11:49:58 PM He shouted at his family and smashed some things.

thenightetc11:50:04 PM ohhhh dear

Knock Out11:50:35 PM Why did he think this would work?

Caroline11:50:42 PM Ugh, Mr. Potter must love this.

thenightetc11:50:49 PM Ugh

Belle11:51:09 PM George, Get. A. Lawyer.

Caroline11:51:24 PM He's desperate. Mr. Potter is a sick fiend.

thenightetc11:52:41 PM Creepy.

Caroline11:53:10 PM Seeeeeriously.

Caroline11:54:49 PM ???

thenightetc11:54:57 PM wow

Caroline11:55:08 PM And he wanted to pay!

Belle11:55:15 PM He kinda had that one coming

Knock Out11:55:51 PM He really did.

Belle11:56:17 PM Check your life insurance doesn't have a suicide clause

Caroline11:56:37 PM Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if he had.

Caroline11:56:59 PM Wait, he passed away in it?

thenightetc11:58:51 PM Ha!

thenightetc11:59:49 PM It feels like we skipped something here

Belle12:00:12 AM I was gonna say, but figured I just fell asleep or something

Caroline12:00:19 AM I assume he and Clarence procured the $8k.

thenightetc12:00:28 AM Like... maybe the angel really did have the eight grand?

Caroline12:00:49 AM Angel printer go brrrr

Knock Out12:01:04 AM I knew some of this wasn't in the public domain and they couldn't riff it, but I didn't know it was the entire Pottersville sequence.

thenightetc12:01:14 AM Oh, huh.

Knock Out12:01:34 AM That's a shame, it's the best part of the movie.

Belle12:01:37 AM I feel like they are making the case that embezzlement was carried out at the bank.

Caroline12:01:47 AM It's the American dream!

Caroline12:01:54 AM Fraud!

thenightetc12:02:04 AM An entire town coming together to bail out a bank that lost a bunch of money!

Caroline12:02:50 AM Hee-haw bailed him out?!

thenightetc12:02:51 AM But... what about the original money?

Belle12:03:17 AM Isn't this the second time this bank has had a potentially town ending financial crisis?

thenightetc12:03:30 AM And would the bank examiners really be satisfied by that?

Belle12:03:37 AM Seems like maybe it isn't a stable financial institution.

thenightetc12:03:42 AM They clearly did lose the original $8000!

Caroline12:04:02 AM Yes! They need MORE money, so they can't lose sight of it!

Caroline12:04:13 AM Too big to miss is too big to fail!

Mimic12:04:36 AM Smart money moves all around

Knock Out12:05:34 AM And there you have it!

Belle12:05:44 AM Christmas Family Ness cartoon? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwfraAHWA4

Caroline12:05:54 AM I'm quite happy to have experienced that movie for the first time in here.

thenightetc12:06:03 AM It was... something

Caroline12:06:17 AM It was an excellent lesson in financial readiness.

Knock Out12:07:34 AM You should watch the Pottersville bits they cut. It's really not complete without them.

Belle12:07:41 AM I do feel like maybe it needs a prequel movie about the war hero kid brother

thenightetc12:07:41 AM Honestly, though, thank you for streaming it.

Belle12:08:08 AM But thank you though. It was cool seeing it.

Knock Out12:08:18 AM My pleasure!

Knock Out12:09:34 AM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Caroline12:11:32 AM I think this woman has lived through an Experience.

Knock Out12:11:52 AM Some kind of Experience that Happened for sure.

Belle12:12:07 AM And then there was the time that Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

thenightetc12:12:45 AM Ohhh boy

Caroline12:12:49 AM I love her.

Caroline12:13:14 AM shart

Caroline12:13:15 AM omg

Caroline12:13:54 AM ....... Hogtaker and logmaker.

Knock Out12:13:59 AM Cooter and tooter.

Caroline12:14:14 AM She's something of a cunning linguist.

thenightetc12:14:57 AM Just worse and worse

Caroline12:15:08 AM Colleen 4 Prez

Mimic12:15:36 AM WOW

thenightetc12:15:44 AM :|

Knock Out12:16:02 AM Well said.

Belle12:16:08 AM I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself

Knock Out12:16:29 AM And that's about all I've got.

thenightetc12:16:42 AM What about the traditional Folgers ad?

Knock Out12:16:53 AM Of course! I knew I was forgetting something, thank you!

thenightetc12:17:07 AM It's just not christmas without implied incest!

Caroline12:17:41 AM I'm sure they have Folgers in West Africa.

Caroline12:18:05 AM Hopefully with less incest.

thenightetc12:18:12 AM *solemn clapping*

Caroline12:18:54 AM We never even get to see what's in the package!

Knock Out12:19:11 AM She sure did.

Caroline12:19:15 AM ...

thenightetc12:19:17 AM Oh, you.

Caroline12:19:19 AM It's Christmas Eve.

Caroline12:19:23 AM You can have that one.

Knock Out12:19:44 AM Oh!

Knock Out12:19:58 AM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Caroline12:20:55 AM /Extreme/ Baking?

thenightetc12:21:34 AM That is a lot for two hours

thenightetc12:21:53 AM So realistic!

Caroline12:22:04 AM Everything. Everything went wrong.

Caroline12:23:11 AM That sounds like terrible civil infrastructohhh my god

Belle12:23:11 AM I've baked worse.

thenightetc12:23:14 AM "SEAN"?

Caroline12:23:22 AM Put SEAN out of his misery.

Caroline12:23:25 AM Please.

Mimic12:23:38 AM wow that is unfortunate

thenightetc12:24:08 AM "yeah we don't like fondant"

Caroline12:24:13 AM w h a t

Caroline12:24:45 AM What could be more extreme than cake come to life?

Caroline12:25:16 AM ...

thenightetc12:25:17 AM Huh.

Caroline12:25:18 AM That.

Caroline12:25:21 AM That is more extreme.

Belle12:25:29 AM Well there is a thing

Caroline12:27:00 AM This is Elsa's cousin, Elsuh.

thenightetc12:27:17 AM f

Caroline12:28:01 AM F

Caroline12:28:02 AM F

thenightetc12:28:03 AM Jesus

Caroline12:28:04 AM FFFFF

Belle12:28:19 AM Oh, it is the sonic from the first Sonic movie trailer

Mimic12:28:19 AM still better than the first movie trailer

Caroline12:29:41 AM ... I wonder if you can still eat a haunted cake.

Knock Out12:29:50 AM You can eat anything once.

thenightetc12:29:54 AM The veins.

Caroline12:30:12 AM The everything.

Knock Out12:30:47 AM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc12:31:39 AM Jesus!

Caroline12:31:45 AM It grew baby legs.

Caroline12:32:12 AM How can you be an amateur college student?

thenightetc12:32:31 AM Uh.

thenightetc12:32:45 AM Oh no.

Caroline12:32:55 AM No Santa from Arrakis?

Mimic12:33:29 AM oh god

thenightetc12:33:36 AM Nobody likes that.

thenightetc12:33:47 AM Oh wow

Caroline12:34:07 AM Ohhhhh wow

Belle12:34:35 AM Oh no.

thenightetc12:34:38 AM Is it a dick.

Caroline12:34:38 AM Oh no.

Belle12:34:52 AM of course

Caroline12:35:00 AM Ralph has some sort of a fetish.

thenightetc12:35:08 AM Definitely.

Knock Out12:35:13 AM Ralph has all the fetishes, even the ones that contradict each other.

Mimic12:35:36 AM no kidding

Knock Out12:35:39 AM That's all I've got, I think, unless there's some other tradition that's slipping my mind.

thenightetc12:36:00 AM I can't think of any!

thenightetc12:36:11 AM We watched the terrible christmas dream song

Knock Out12:36:38 AM Can't miss that!

Belle12:36:45 AM I've got a Family Ness Christmas cartoon, if anyone wants that one?

Caroline12:36:55 AM Christmas dream song?

Knock Out12:37:29 AM A beloved (?) tradition!

Caroline12:37:39 AM It's Sarah Brightman, so I think it counts.

thenightetc12:37:41 AM A tradition.

Mimic12:38:43 AM every time i see this i just have Showgirls flashbacks

Caroline12:39:04 AM I've never seen Showgirls, but I want to one day.

Knock Out12:40:35 AM That seems as fitting a place to wrap up as any.

Belle12:40:50 AM Goodnight all, and Merry Christmas

Caroline12:40:58 AM Indeed. Merry Christmas, Doctor! Goodnight stream!

thenightetc12:41:03 AM And to all a good night!

Knock Out12:41:18 AM Goodnight, everyone! Have the merriest of Christmases!

thenightetc12:41:22 AM You, too!

Mimic12:41:33 AM merry christmas!

thenightetc12:41:53 AM Enjoy your awful, I mean thoughtful, gift. (On Steam.)

Knock Out12:42:33 AM I can't wait!

thenightetc12:42:50 AM Goodnight!

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The Polar Express

thenightetc9:25:28 PM H...hello?

thenightetc9:25:46 PM Phew, looks like this one's working.

Knock Out9:26:33 PM There we are.

Belle9:26:37 PM Hi.

thenightetc9:27:10 PM Good. Hopefully.

Knock Out9:27:18 PM Watchparty, you just continue to find new ways to endear yourself to me, sarcasm.

thenightetc9:27:40 PM Every streaming site we find, quickly degrades in quality...

Knock Out9:27:52 PM Discord was mostly fine.

thenightetc9:28:04 PM Ehhhhhh.

Knock Out9:28:04 PM But anyhow, Bluey.

thenightetc9:28:23 PM I was having problems with Discord streaming since at *least* The Terror.

Knock Out9:28:50 PM We never did figure out why.

thenightetc9:28:57 PM Are you playing something? It still has the "You're not watching anything!" thing up

Belle9:29:13 PM Is it just the chat that is working here?, or should I be seeing video right now?

Knock Out9:29:22 PM Looking for the video.

Belle9:29:24 PM I have no technological awareness at all.

thenightetc9:29:26 PM Since not everyone was having the problems, I have to assume it was something to do with how the stream was being routed or something

Knock Out9:30:29 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc9:30:40 PM There we go! I'm seeing your screen.

thenightetc9:30:44 PM Audio's working too.

Knock Out9:31:07 PM Oh, thank the Allspark.

Jakson 9:31:23 PM I'm here!

Knock Out9:31:54 PM Hello there!

Jakson 9:32:26 PM what the heck is this?

thenightetc9:32:47 PM ....having a normal one!

thenightetc9:33:00 PM YEET

Belle9:33:43 PM I don't think this is very Australian, nobody has been killed by a spider yet.

Knock Out9:34:00 PM Or a jellyfish.

Jakson 9:34:08 PM ooh, can I make a Christmas request?

Knock Out9:34:16 PM Request away!

Jakson 9:34:32 PM the Polar express!

Knock Out9:35:34 PM Votes on Polar Express?

thenightetc9:35:43 PM Sure!

thenightetc9:35:53 PM Sounds fun, sounds... uncanny.

thenightetc9:36:19 PM omg

Jakson 9:36:28 PM please, the music at least is beautiful

thenightetc9:37:05 PM ...Well, that's not good

Jakson 9:37:39 PM what?

thenightetc9:37:47 PM The "don't tell your mum"

Jakson 9:38:01 PM hey what happened?

Knock Out9:38:19 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Belle9:38:50 PM That was interestinly quirky. It was no "The Family Ness", but still fun.

thenightetc9:39:09 PM Video and audio working!

thenightetc9:39:19 PM Perfectly.

thenightetc9:39:31 PM Yeah, it was cute :)

Jakson 9:39:35 PM oh, Knockout. You shouldn't have

Belle9:40:14 PM I remember seeing this in the cinema. It was sweet.

Knock Out9:40:33 PM Perfect! I despise this movie like poison but I've subjected you all to worse.

Jakson 9:40:51 PM you do?

Knock Out9:40:53 PM Yes.

thenightetc9:41:04 PM I've never seen it, just saw ads for it and went :| at the animation

Belle9:41:21 PM I meant to ask, but did you ever manage to get to watch Biggles: Adventures in Time?

Knock Out9:41:28 PM We didn't.

Jakson 9:41:34 PM then why didn't you say anything?

Knock Out9:41:44 PM Say anything when?

Jakson 9:42:34 PM about the movie. Oh, are you going soft?

thenightetc9:42:37 PM I mean, I'm sure they worked VERY hard on the animation

Knock Out9:43:13 PM I'm broken and defeated and hence, very suggestible on stream nights.

Belle9:44:17 PM It has been so long since I've caught one of these streams, I've missed this.

Jakson 9:44:51 PM yeah even I will admit the animation is a little, oh what's the word?

Knock Out9:44:56 PM And that's what keeps me doing them!

thenightetc9:45:03 PM Uncanny.

Belle9:45:24 PM I question this world's transport infrastructure system.

Jakson 9:45:40 PM yes thank you. Uncanny

thenightetc9:45:44 PM Look, trains can just go everywhere, alright? That's the defining thing about trains!

Belle9:46:08 PM Must be Doc Brown train company.

Knock Out9:47:03 PM Everything abut this movie is monstrously ugly.

Belle9:47:09 PM Magnetic or axial pole?

thenightetc9:48:00 PM And then he went back to bed and the movie ended.

Knock Out9:48:17 PM Unicron, if only.

Mimic9:48:44 PM Hello!

Knock Out9:48:47 PM Hello!

Belle9:48:49 PM Hi.

thenightetc9:48:57 PM Look what we're watching!

Jakson 9:48:59 PM alright. Place your bets, people. Who here thinks that Knockout will change his tune by the end of the night?

Knock Out9:49:07 PM I promise you I won't.

thenightetc9:49:15 PM How long have these kids been on this train? They've come up with a song!

Knock Out9:49:21 PM I *hate* this movie. This is agonizing for me.

Mimic9:49:27 PM uncanny valley at its finest

thenightetc9:49:29 PM her... what's wrong with her face

thenightetc9:49:49 PM It looks slightly too big for her head

Belle9:49:58 PM That kid with the glasses voice...

Jakson 9:50:05 PM ugh

thenightetc9:50:47 PM Why... is he asking for tickets?

Mimic9:50:49 PM JUMPED TO 0:02:32

Mimic9:50:50 PM JUMPED TO 0:02:12

Mimic9:50:50 PM JUMPED TO 0:02:13

Mimic9:50:51 PM JUMPED TO 0:02:13

Mimic9:51:01 PM I hear they reused this style of CGI for a christmas carol adaptation later on and it's considered legitimately terrifyingly uncanny valley

thenightetc9:51:16 PM Oh, we should watch that, too!

Jakson 9:51:21 PM no

thenightetc9:51:28 PM We should!

Jakson 9:51:28 PM please no

thenightetc9:52:03 PM I mean, on a normal train, or bus, or whathaveyou, the ticket is proof of payment

Jakson 9:52:12 PM I've seen that movie. Flee for your lives

Belle9:52:14 PM Oh yeah, I think this movie is sweet, but the Christmas Carol one is horrible. But then to me the only two CC adapts worth watching are The Alistair Sims one, and the Muppets one

thenightetc9:52:29 PM But... none of them had to pay anything, so why do they need tickets?

Knock Out9:52:38 PM Because this movie is stupid.

Jakson 9:52:42 PM don't ask me

Mimic9:53:02 PM I also enjoy the old Disney one with Mickey Mouse and Scrooge McDuck

Knock Out9:53:15 PM Muppets I like.

thenightetc9:53:21 PM That one was GREAT.

Knock Out9:53:25 PM There's a phrase I never dreamed I'd be saying under Megatron.

Belle9:53:31 PM Narc

Jakson 9:53:45 PM you really despise this one, don't you, Knocks?

thenightetc9:53:50 PM it's CHRISTMAS, time to yell at children!

Knock Out9:54:15 PM What a charming, gentle film!

thenightetc9:54:49 PM GAH

Jakson 9:55:12 PM oh please, the sarcasm is practically oozing from you

Belle9:55:14 PM Well that doesn't seem safe at all.

Knock Out9:55:34 PM "You're not allowed to let it cool and if you blow on it we'll hold your hand over the hot coals."

thenightetc9:55:49 PM Is... do they actually do that

Knock Out9:55:53 PM Probably.

thenightetc9:56:02 PM I mean, you have to let it cool a bit to be able to drink it

thenightetc9:56:14 PM why on earth do those waiters look like they're...

Knock Out9:56:15 PM NO. No cooling, says he.

Knock Out9:56:20 PM I want the disgusting child smacking his stupid awful lips to die under the train.

thenightetc9:56:38 PM I don't know, but they look like they're sort of... pasted on

thenightetc9:57:14 PM Is he about to throw here off the train or something

Knock Out9:57:28 PM Nothing about his behavior has suggested otherwise.

thenightetc9:58:02 PM Why not just bring the kid in back to the car with everyone else

thenightetc9:58:08 PM I mean... there's plenty of open seats

thenightetc9:58:22 PM Why exactly does he have to sit by himself

Knock Out9:58:24 PM He's dirty and poor and that doesn't fly on this train.

Jakson 9:58:43 PM oh be nice

Knock Out9:58:46 PM I will not.

thenightetc9:58:54 PM I mean, what else would it be

Belle9:58:56 PM And we transition to a Wolves of Willoughby Chase crossover, and they all got eaten.

thenightetc9:59:06 PM Pffff

Knock Out9:59:07 PM /Please./

thenightetc9:59:38 PM Right, why WOULDN'T an eagle mistake a bit of paper for food

Knock Out9:59:46 PM Correction, I liked that part of the film. It's the only scene that doesn't feel like being kicked in the optic.

Jakson 10:00:00 PM aah! People!

Belle10:00:47 PM Non Fungible Tickets...

thenightetc10:00:52 PM ......

thenightetc10:00:59 PM "you have to sit in the BACK with the POOR kid"

Knock Out10:01:22 PM "He smells like unwashed hair and sour milk! That will show you!"

thenightetc10:02:14 PM So he hasn't learned his lesson about hanging onto the ticket properly

Jakson 10:02:15 PM oh Knocks, I must ask. How is dear Starscream?

Knock Out10:02:35 PM This is a very sweet, gentle book, so naturally it deserved a movie about children fearing for their lives and being screamed at by the adults in charge of their care.

Knock Out10:02:48 PM I haven't seen Starscream in years.

Jakson 10:03:01 PM exile?

thenightetc10:03:11 PM "And when there was only one set of footprints... that was when I threw you off the train"

Knock Out10:03:17 PM PLEASE.

Jakson 10:03:28 PM who are you?

Belle10:03:29 PM 'Scream is still out happily conquering the universe. That is what I choose to believe.

Knock Out10:04:00 PM Likewise.

Belle10:04:01 PM Okay, in this movie with a magical train, and actual Santa clause, this scene is where I draw the line.

Belle10:04:21 PM There is no way that anyone is keeping a fire going on the roof of any train.

Jakson 10:04:29 PM really? This is where you draw the line?

thenightetc10:04:48 PM SO I'm not seeing any footprints in the snow anymore

Belle10:04:59 PM Yes. This is the bit where I am unable to willing suspend disbelief.

thenightetc10:05:00 PM is that moonshine

Jakson 10:05:01 PM budget

Jakson 10:05:16 PM shut up

Belle10:05:23 PM Magic trains and Santa can obey any rules, but I know how campfires work!

thenightetc10:05:35 PM That's fair.

Jakson 10:05:45 PM fair p

Mimic10:06:23 PM everyone comes off so sinister in this cgi style

Jakson 10:06:46 PM eh I can see it

Jakson 10:07:38 PM shouldn't he be dead by now?

Jakson 10:08:03 PM hyperthermia?

thenightetc10:08:55 PM None of this explains where on earth the conductor and that girl went

Knock Out10:08:58 PM If they'd just cut the scrap and made this a horror movie, it might have been less iredeemable.

Jakson 10:09:54 PM please. If you want horror, a Christmas Carol

thenightetc10:09:58 PM My god

thenightetc10:10:03 PM The evil face there

Knock Out10:10:53 PM "And that one's for burning child fingers."

Belle10:13:13 PM The train has a cattle catcher, they should be able to just plow straight through.

Knock Out10:13:35 PM But then we couldn't have all these delightful faces and loud, irritating noises.

Belle10:14:00 PM But they could have had those clone waiters bring freshly roasted venison though.

Knock Out10:14:16 PM And threaten the children if they let it cool.

thenightetc10:14:17 PM So is he going to give her that ticket there was so much trouble about

Jakson 10:14:45 PM are we doing a stream the week of Christmas?

Knock Out10:14:58 PM We always do one the night before Christmas eve.

Jakson 10:15:11 PM perfect

thenightetc10:15:25 PM They could... go inside?

Jakson 10:15:30 PM what movie?

Jakson 10:15:53 PM so dead

Knock Out10:16:07 PM Usually something from Rifftrax or MST3k.

Jakson 10:16:47 PM Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny

Knock Out10:17:32 PM We've done that one, so this year, I'm thinking their take on It's a Wonderful Life.

Jakson 10:17:57 PM where is that?

thenightetc10:18:00 PM That certainly is how ice works

Belle10:18:03 PM The Wolves of Willoughby Chase is always a fun Christmas movie. It has evil governesses, beaten orphans, and people savagely mauled to death by maneating wolves. It is for kids,.

Jakson 10:18:44 PM should I be concerned?

Belle10:18:50 PM Wait, is this movie a Snowpeircer prequel?

Jakson 10:19:13 PM oh that explains it!

thenightetc10:19:19 PM oh my god this again

Belle10:19:35 PM That is the third time he has lost that girl's ticket.

thenightetc10:19:53 PM Hope nobody had the window open!

Jakson 10:20:09 PM if they did, well

thenightetc10:21:16 PM "sure let's go with that"

Jakson 10:21:48 PM uh, what is this?

thenightetc10:22:30 PM "nible fingers" children????

Belle10:23:07 PM Still less freaky looking than the Scrooge from the Christmas Carol movie

Knock Out10:24:37 PM They emote like they smelled something awful.

Knock Out10:24:40 PM I think it's the film.

thenightetc10:24:58 PM ...I mean, he was just singing about how he doesn't get any presents or anything

thenightetc10:25:04 PM So this seems kinda.

thenightetc10:25:05 PM Mean

Knock Out10:25:21 PM I tell you, it's a mean, mean movie.

thenightetc10:25:32 PM Also

Knock Out10:25:34 PM Nothing about it is kind, even when it's trying.

thenightetc10:25:42 PM Why on earth does he look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle

Knock Out10:26:04 PM New name.

Knock Out10:26:18 PM "Get back inside or I'll break your legs!"

Belle10:26:25 PM I wish I could see the Northern Lights someday.

Knock Out10:27:16 PM "Louder, faster!"

thenightetc10:27:38 PM Yes, yes, we know, you care about your timetable and nothing else

thenightetc10:28:02 PM Sure. "Elves"

Knock Out10:28:13 PM The North Pole and its cold, German architecture.

Knock Out10:28:20 PM "EEEEEELVES."

thenightetc10:28:21 PM They're totally being shipped here to make toys.

thenightetc10:29:25 PM Oh my god.

Jakson 10:29:56 PM what?

thenightetc10:30:07 PM Again, this kid is left to sit by himself

thenightetc10:30:33 PM While everyone else does somthing fun

thenightetc10:30:41 PM Whoopsie!

Jakson 10:31:09 PM and fate said, " Nah!"

Jakson 10:32:03 PM you don't say?

thenightetc10:32:57 PM Seems safe!

Jakson 10:33:39 PM no, no. You do not go to the dark spooky tunnel. First rule of law

thenightetc10:35:03 PM OH. CREEPY

Belle10:35:14 PM Well that isn't Orwellian at all.

thenightetc10:36:05 PM lol why does he have a Napoleon hat

Mimic10:38:43 PM they are just ASKING for this to take a Willy Wonka turn

thenightetc10:38:52 PM They really are.

Belle10:39:04 PM Oh Wonka would have these kids done by now.

Jakson 10:39:49 PM *there's no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going *

thenightetc10:40:06 PM But surely it is christmas by now

thenightetc10:40:20 PM It was only a few minutes before when they were on the train

Belle10:41:33 PM This looks more like something The Joker would be using to poison Gotham with.

thenightetc10:41:48 PM Maybe.

thenightetc10:42:32 PM oh my god

Knock Out10:43:05 PM Have I mentioned I don't care for this movie?

Belle10:43:12 PM The elves are singing The Red Flag, the revolution has begun.

Knock Out10:43:32 PM The fat man's time is over.

Jakson 10:43:33 PM several times

thenightetc10:43:48 PM Shoving that kid out of the sack would the real christmas miracle

Jakson 10:44:01 PM viva la revolution

Knock Out10:44:05 PM The "Just for Knock Out" cut.

thenightetc10:44:15 PM uh oh!

Knock Out10:45:52 PM Achieving his deadline is the only thing in the disgusting universe he lives in that gets him off.

Jakson 10:45:58 PM can I make a YouTube request?

Knock Out10:46:05 PM What is it?

thenightetc10:46:25 PM He says in the least trustworthy way possible

Knock Out10:46:40 PM Why are all the elves repulsive little men?

Jakson 10:46:48 PM Nostalgia Critic's review of this

Knock Out10:46:50 PM Tell them I hate them.

thenightetc10:47:06 PM They know.

thenightetc10:47:12 PM They've been watching you.

Knock Out10:48:26 PM Absolutely nothing about this is charming.

Knock Out10:48:27 PM Nothing.

Belle10:48:39 PM Just apropos of nothing much, but there was once a Judge Dredd comic where Dredd shot Santa in the face.

Jakson 10:48:49 PM really?

Knock Out10:48:56 PM Come save us, Dredd. You're our only hope.

Belle10:49:00 PM Seriously.

Belle10:49:16 PM Failure to log a flight plan.

Knock Out10:50:09 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:50:38 PM hey, cool! a souvenir!

Jakson 10:51:49 PM I do believe in faires!

thenightetc10:51:55 PM Yes, make him explain in front of everyone!

Belle10:51:58 PM I do, I do.

Knock Out10:52:09 PM Stern, unimpressed Santa. Charming.

Knock Out10:52:40 PM "Santa hates a thing like that."

thenightetc10:52:53 PM "you're poor, so you get NOTHING"

thenightetc10:53:03 PM oh my god did he just

Jakson 10:53:11 PM yes

thenightetc10:53:12 PM I was going to joke about that but

Knock Out10:53:16 PM "Come back when trickle down starts working, you little welfare leech."

Jakson 10:54:09 PM world peace, money

thenightetc10:54:15 PM an x-box!

Belle10:54:39 PM I want my father back, you son of a b*tch.

thenightetc10:54:50 PM Ha!

Knock Out10:54:50 PM Every last one of these characters dead, glasses first.

Jakson 10:55:17 PM I want to live in a mansion

thenightetc10:56:05 PM So Santa uses a whip, huh.

Knock Out10:56:19 PM "It's rainbow and whimsical so that makes it okay."

Knock Out10:56:42 PM He has a less flashy one he uses on the elves.

Belle10:56:48 PM Jettison some weight or He'll never make it to Narnia

Jakson 10:57:11 PM show some emotion, dammit!

Mimic10:57:17 PM this movie is WILD to watch with ADHD--I zone in and out when a scene drags on for a bit, and it's always to some weird new nonsense

thenightetc10:57:44 PM Isn't it convenient that the kid he chose for the special extra First Gift just wanted a bell her found on the ground?

Jakson 10:57:49 PM and he died

Knock Out10:58:20 PM I've been wandering back and forth, only popping in to make sure it hasn't frozen up.

Jakson 10:58:23 PM ew

Knock Out10:59:15 PM "Haha, the awful little people got hurt."

Belle10:59:34 PM NEEEEEEEEEEEERD

Jakson 10:59:51 PM amen

thenightetc11:00:03 PM Why does he look like he's photoshopped in

Knock Out11:00:06 PM You've only nearly gotten him killed a few times.

Jakson 11:00:37 PM ten, to be precise

Mimic11:01:01 PM they had to fill this runtime with something. apparently that something is child endangerment

Knock Out11:01:07 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc11:01:09 PM Well, don't leave us hanging!

thenightetc11:01:14 PM Whatever does it say.

Knock Out11:01:57 PM It's only an hour and 40 minutes, clearly they needed more padding.

Belle11:02:00 PM Believe. It must mean he is going to be one of the Monkees.

Jakson 11:02:12 PM eh?

Knock Out11:02:21 PM People say he monkeys around.

Belle11:02:38 PM He's daydream believer.

thenightetc11:03:21 PM ??

thenightetc11:03:40 PM Whoopsie!

Knock Out11:03:45 PM Just casually finger it.

Belle11:03:59 PM Dude, again. Can this kid keep his hands on anything?

thenightetc11:04:14 PM Should have asked for an x-box.

Jakson 11:04:27 PM ooh, give them the bird. That would be funny

Knock Out11:05:16 PM Got to get the ugly children out of here before the elves begin their annual orgy.

Jakson 11:05:50 PM oh thank you so bloody much for that image

Knock Out11:06:10 PM "Enjoy your Christmas dinner of government cheese."

Jakson 11:07:06 PM I just realized something

thenightetc11:07:16 PM What's that?

Knock Out11:07:43 PM "I'm 38 years old."

Jakson 11:08:18 PM if there's no people in the shot, the animation is rather lovely

Knock Out11:08:22 PM Wink-wonk. ~Astrotrain.

thenightetc11:08:28 PM Ha!

thenightetc11:08:37 PM Yeah, the landscapes are pretty

Knock Out11:08:54 PM I'd watch a full short film of the ticket blowing around.

Jakson 11:09:14 PM same

Knock Out11:09:40 PM Wiggle them around some more, that'll change something.

Jakson 11:10:04 PM what?

Belle11:10:32 PM Seriously, this kid is a hazard to themselves.

thenightetc11:10:50 PM What could it possibly be.

Knock Out11:10:55 PM I wonder.

Jakson 11:11:02 PM coal

Knock Out11:11:04 PM Shock. Yay.

Knock Out11:11:40 PM Five minutes later it fell out of his idiot pocket again and went down the toilet, merry Christmas.

Knock Out11:12:03 PM "Sorry about your present we have no memory of giving you."

thenightetc11:12:07 PM Oh my god. How would his sister feel, knowing he got to go on this fabulous adventure and meet Santa Clause in person, and she didn't

Jakson 11:12:21 PM 😆😆

Knock Out11:12:34 PM Boo, hiss.

Knock Out11:12:47 PM Absolutely awful.

Jakson 11:12:50 PM yeah yeah. I know

Knock Out11:13:19 PM That's all I've got for you tonight, but thank you for the suggestion! Now we need never, ever watch this again.

thenightetc11:13:54 PM Maybe the real movie is the friends we watched it with.

Jakson 11:13:55 PM ooh, let's listen to this at least. Are you blaming me?

Belle11:13:56 PM We'll carry the memory forever

Mimic11:14:08 PM I mean, hey. at least it's not that Christmas Shoes movie

Jakson 11:14:20 PM never seen it

Knock Out11:14:26 PM Fair enough. We'll listen to this.

Knock Out11:14:42 PM It's a nice song that this movie in no way, shape, or form deserves.

thenightetc11:14:48 PM Christmas shoes movie?

Mimic11:14:52 PM there's a country song called The Christmas Shoes. it is aggressively awful. then someone made a hallmark channel movie out of it

Knock Out11:15:01 PM The fingers in the hole is the friends we made along the way.

Jakson 11:15:06 PM seriously?

thenightetc11:15:11 PM IfyouknowwhatImean.

Knock Out11:15:29 PM "LOUDER, FASTER, YOU LITTLE PIGS."

Mimic11:15:49 PM it's about a poor young boy who is buying a pair of shoes for his dying mother and has to ask for some spare change to be able to afford them for "when she meets jesus tonight", and the singer sings about how this moment reminded him of the true meaning of christmas

Mimic11:15:58 PM the song AND the movie is about this

Jakson 11:16:09 PM good lord

thenightetc11:16:09 PM oh yikes

Belle11:16:11 PM My god, that movie sounds awful.

Knock Out11:16:25 PM He's convinced his god arranged this solely to teach him the meaning of Christmas.

Mimic11:16:31 PM yes, pretty much

Jakson 11:16:39 PM I cringed just reading that

Mimic11:17:01 PM there's a patton oswalt bit about the song that someone animated and slapped on youtube back in the late 2000s

thenightetc11:17:04 PM Big yikes

Jakson 11:17:12 PM nope

Knock Out11:19:39 PM I've never seen this, this is glorious.

thenightetc11:21:14 PM Gotta make sure Jesus thinks she's hot!

Mimic11:21:18 PM YUUUP

Knock Out11:21:29 PM Jesus doesn't let in any 5s.

thenightetc11:21:34 PM dsa;flkdsjlf

Knock Out11:22:23 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc11:22:46 PM It's true, if you come up to the register with a sob story, they have to give you whatever free stuff or discount you ask for

thenightetc11:24:45 PM To scam you into buying shoes.

Knock Out11:25:42 PM Beautiful.

Knock Out11:25:52 PM *That's* the perfect note to end on.

Mimic11:26:14 PM SO YEAH. JUST TO REITERATE. THEY MADE A TERRIBLE HALLMARK CHANNEL MOVIE OUT OF THIS SONG

Knock Out11:26:18 PM They did!

Jakson 11:26:25 PM ugh

Belle11:26:36 PM Certainly checks out for Hallmark Channel.

thenightetc11:26:53 PM That... sure is something.

Mimic11:26:55 PM OH MY GOD THERE'S A TRAILER

thenightetc11:27:08 PM oh shit!

Jakson 11:27:17 PM no please don't!

Knock Out11:27:27 PM I've got to be off, but have a fabulous night, everyone!

Mimic11:27:32 PM you too!

Mimic11:27:36 PM thank you!

thenightetc11:27:36 PM You, too!

Belle11:27:37 PM Well, I suppose that is good night everyone. Or goodmorning, in my part of the world. Everyone have fun now, and thank you all.

thenightetc11:27:40 PM Thank you for hosting!

Jakson 11:27:45 PM good night!

Knock Out11:27:51 PM Thank you for coming! Good night!

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The Room

Tontontonberry9:30:51 PM thank u smokescreen

thenightetc9:30:51 PM I'm not getting sound either but I didn't want to say anything because by god...

Smokescreen9:31:15 PM anytime tonton!

Tontontonberry9:31:15 PM I can see, tho, and that's the most important part!

Smokescreen9:31:22 PM exacltly!

thenightetc9:31:27 PM Yeah that is WAY more important

Smokescreen9:31:40 PM I'm putting some background music on my end that im sure is just the music thats playing in the game

Knock Out9:32:01 PM Alright, I'm stuck.

Tontontonberry9:32:04 PM If I remember right, the music can start feeling a bit madness-inducing if puzzles keep you stumped for long enough

thenightetc9:32:21 PM Well, there has to be a screwdriver around somewhere, right?

Tontontonberry9:32:27 PM okay, you need a little wrench thingy, and it was, ahh...

Knock Out9:32:36 PM I'm already feeling half mad thanks to our usual technical difficulties, so we're off to a fabulous start.

Smokescreen9:32:41 PM Probably, right? Is only the stuff on the box interactable? Could there be something else?

Tontontonberry9:32:43 PM I think it was in one of the sides of the safe?

thenightetc9:32:50 PM *has not played this before*

thenightetc9:32:55 PM Did you check under everything?

Smokescreen9:32:56 PM like. could something in the background be clickable? I don't know this kinda game

Tontontonberry9:33:14 PM the background isn't clickable. but things on the same surface can be

thenightetc9:33:29 PM Oh, a hint! Alchemical symbols...

Smokescreen9:33:36 PM w. what kind of key is THAT

Tontontonberry9:33:48 PM ooooh, I just realized i can grab my second laptop and play along to give hints :D

thenightetc9:34:01 PM So each of the feet has a symbol on it, that's going to be important I'm sure

thenightetc9:34:22 PM Ooooo!

Tontontonberry9:34:22 PM that key will be used at least twice

Tontontonberry9:34:29 PM you can rotate the key to face you as well!

Tontontonberry9:34:35 PM it makes orienting it easier XD

thenightetc9:34:38 PM That's one heck of a keyway

Smokescreen9:34:49 PM sometimes holes are just like that!

Tontontonberry9:34:53 PM WREEEEEENCH

thenightetc9:35:07 PM Yes... YES.

Smokescreen9:35:11 PM WOOJIT YOURE DOING IT

thenightetc9:35:16 PM Woah, what

Knock Out9:35:18 PM Whoa.

Tontontonberry9:35:22 PM XD

Smokescreen9:35:23 PM woojit might be the smartest doctor I know

Tontontonberry9:35:44 PM smokescreen, you are a wholesome bean

thenightetc9:35:44 PM EXTREMELY smart, and also cool, and patient.

Smokescreen9:35:52 PM Am I a wholesome bean?

Tontontonberry9:35:54 PM a wholesome chaotic bean with Damn Fool Energy

Smokescreen9:36:00 PM hey

Tontontonberry9:36:03 PM <3

Smokescreen9:36:11 PM Name ONE foolish thing I've- actually, don't

Smokescreen9:36:30 PM but oooh. I want whatever this paint is

Tontontonberry9:36:30 PM ahahahaha

Smokescreen9:36:40 PM hole

Tontontonberry9:36:44 PM pffff

thenightetc9:36:48 PM Ooooooo

Smokescreen9:37:26 PM ... i put on hannah barbera sfx since that's like, my go to default music and it is NOT making it easy to think of puzzles

Tontontonberry9:37:49 PM XD who's hannah barbera?

Smokescreen9:38:00 PM Like, the animation studio, like scooby doo and stuff

thenightetc9:38:02 PM Are the opposing sides actually related?

Smokescreen9:38:23 PM maybe it just needs to be a whole image mmmmaybe?

thenightetc9:38:32 PM The spokes aren't oriented the same way, maybe this really is one where you just have to line them up

Smokescreen9:39:10 PM wOOJIT they were aligned before for a second

Smokescreen9:39:35 PM like. i think you need to turn that outer ring like, 90 degrees to the... left?\

thenightetc9:40:03 PM Yeah there we go

Tontontonberry9:40:04 PM I'd say line up with the part u can't move

Smokescreen9:40:07 PM WAIT THAT RINNG MOvES

Smokescreen9:40:31 PM I think the paint marks need to point downwards?

Smokescreen9:40:35 PM Because paint falls

thenightetc9:40:39 PM YEAH

thenightetc9:40:52 PM Of course it contains more locked things.

Smokescreen9:40:54 PM YOU DID IT WOOJIT

Tontontonberry9:41:05 PM matroyshka, babyyyyy

Smokescreen9:41:07 PM Is there any reason we can't break these things open?

Tontontonberry9:41:25 PM :p

Tontontonberry9:41:30 PM reasons

thenightetc9:41:35 PM Well smokescreen you see, you don't have a hammer and uh they're uh very strong so you can't just bash them on the floor

Tontontonberry9:41:49 PM you could damage the contents on accident

thenightetc9:42:16 PM Oooo there was a little symbol on the inside of the book hidy hole

Smokescreen9:42:20 PM But. but.

Smokescreen9:42:22 PM phase shiter

thenightetc9:42:29 PM Bet the middle one turns

Smokescreen9:42:38 PM I should personally be excused from puzzle nonsense

Tontontonberry9:42:49 PM you mustn't use the phase shifter as a crutch

Tontontonberry9:43:04 PM puzzle nonsense can be good for your mind!

Smokescreen9:43:05 PM I'm not! I'm using it to put my hand inside things!

Tontontonberry9:43:07 PM also fun

Smokescreen9:43:13 PM ......... I guess I could give it a try

Smokescreen9:43:26 PM it is fun watching woojit!

thenightetc9:43:34 PM OH

Smokescreen9:43:35 PM oOOOO

thenightetc9:43:37 PM Clever

thenightetc9:44:04 PM Earth, fire, water, air. I bet the order's going to be important

Smokescreen9:44:07 PM imagine if these games had a maximum number of times you could clik

Smokescreen9:44:09 PM click on things

Tontontonberry9:44:18 PM watching is also rewarding! my sister watches me play games :D

thenightetc9:44:25 PM smokescreen no

Tontontonberry9:44:41 PM oh god why would you say that

thenightetc9:45:20 PM I think that one with the four numbers is a good bet... it looks like you have to look at the cube with the numbers around it and tilt it around until the number bits are lined up to actually make numbers, or something

Tontontonberry9:45:38 PM make sure to investigate the feets and the top :)

Smokescreen9:45:40 PM Sometimes you just want cruel things!!

thenightetc9:45:41 PM And presumably that would match the combo where it's all around a square... :thinking:

Smokescreen9:45:56 PM wait are the feet different shapes

Tontontonberry9:46:12 PM sometimes, smokescreen, you need to use Self Control

thenightetc9:46:14 PM Oooooo that's similar to the one inside the book hole!

thenightetc9:46:37 PM Like, symbol, blank blank blank, and the book hole one was blank, symbol blank blank

thenightetc9:46:52 PM I bet there are two more and together they tell you that four square combo

thenightetc9:47:46 PM Uh oh

Tontontonberry9:47:50 PM :o

Knock Out9:48:22 PM I need you to tell me that this game saves your progress.

Tontontonberry9:48:38 PM I believe it does!

Tontontonberry9:48:53 PM I'm so sorrryyyyy

Knock Out9:49:13 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Tontontonberry9:50:13 PM feets

thenightetc9:50:17 PM Oooo, a third one!

thenightetc9:50:27 PM On the side of the leg, near the top

thenightetc9:50:30 PM Yeah there

Smokescreen9:50:55 PM what is this game actually?

Tontontonberry9:51:14 PM other than a spooky puzle game?

thenightetc9:51:18 PM Yessss

thenightetc9:51:31 PM :o

Smokescreen9:51:40 PM No I mean- what's the name?

thenightetc9:51:47 PM The Room, I think

Smokescreen9:51:55 PM oH

Smokescreen9:51:57 PM like... the movie?

Knock Out9:52:05 PM .......Am I supposed to unlock it or frag it?

Smokescreen9:52:05 PM This seems like a really weird game version

thenightetc9:52:06 PM Hopefully no relation to the movie

Smokescreen9:52:10 PM frag it I think

Tontontonberry9:52:10 PM XD

thenightetc9:52:11 PM Ha!

Knock Out9:52:35 PM You're tearing me apart, clockwork puzzle!

thenightetc9:52:40 PM Hahhaha

Tontontonberry9:52:40 PM XD

Smokescreen9:52:48 PM you're supposed to tear the cockwork puzzle apart!!

Smokescreen9:52:49 PM CLCOK

Smokescreen9:52:50 PM CLOCK

Tontontonberry9:52:59 PM look

Tontontonberry9:53:00 PM at

Tontontonberry9:53:01 PM the

Tontontonberry9:53:03 PM feeeeeeets

Smokescreen9:53:10 PM oooooo

Smokescreen9:53:26 PM imagine if someone left THIS in your inbox, woojit

thenightetc9:53:49 PM So you put something in there and it gets...charged or lit on fire or something

Tontontonberry9:54:27 PM I believe the rounded leg needs a top-to-bottom investigation

thenightetc9:54:59 PM it's Different and that's Sus

thenightetc9:55:09 PM good catch probably

Smokescreen9:55:34 PM oh

Smokescreen9:55:36 PM OHHH

Tontontonberry9:55:37 PM where on something you click can make a big difference

Smokescreen9:55:43 PM Tonton, you're clever!!

thenightetc9:55:47 PM Cotton! I bet you light that on fire

Knock Out9:55:49 PM Appreciated.

Smokescreen9:56:08 PM weird way to smoke but ok machine

Tontontonberry9:56:15 PM Awww, thank you! I've solved these before, though, so I have prior knowledge... ^^;

thenightetc9:56:32 PM SO now you need water, air, and earth, I guess?

Smokescreen9:56:39 PM long ago

Tontontonberry9:57:39 PM the circular leg has another secret higher up

thenightetc9:57:49 PM The letter said... "between earth and fire" so I guess you have to find a rock or something to.... put on one of the hooks?

thenightetc9:58:40 PM Ahaaaa

Tontontonberry9:58:51 PM there's something to fiddle with on the telescope :)

thenightetc9:59:54 PM Ooooo another spinny puzzle

thenightetc10:00:00 PM Well, that's not ominious!

thenightetc10:00:54 PM Well then!

thenightetc10:01:31 PM Maybe it's upside-down? Or maybe it's that outer ring that needs to be moves

thenightetc10:02:04 PM oh yeah! the outer ring is upside-down

thenightetc10:02:28 PM Ohohoho

thenightetc10:02:37 PM So it's a five letter workd instead

thenightetc10:02:54 PM ohhh

thenightetc10:04:59 PM I think you have enough to do that four symbols in a square puzzle, even if you'd have to brute force the third one

Tontontonberry10:05:14 PM the lid of the box that slid out can open

Knock Out10:06:18 PM I don't appreciate this game snipping at me.

Tontontonberry10:06:23 PM awww :c

Tontontonberry10:06:57 PM yaasssss

Tontontonberry10:07:03 PM it's wiggle time

thenightetc10:07:14 PM Oh there we go. So, upwithline, up, down, downwithline

thenightetc10:07:26 PM wut

Tontontonberry10:07:47 PM i confess to having no idea what the movement rules are, i just flail XD

thenightetc10:08:07 PM There we go, but wtf

Tontontonberry10:08:21 PM shimmer like that usually means "eyepiece time~"

Knock Out10:08:35 PM I wish Starscream were here. He could have advocated such novel solutions as hitting it and yelling at it.

Tontontonberry10:08:44 PM XD

thenightetc10:09:00 PM Someone should make this in real life and send it to LockpickingLawyer

Tontontonberry10:09:11 PM omg

Tontontonberry10:09:17 PM that would be wild

Tontontonberry10:09:57 PM the notes have a recurring symbol that tends to be what needs aligning

Tontontonberry10:10:00 PM for puzzles like this

Tontontonberry10:10:14 PM oh, right, it's on it ,too i forgot XD;

thenightetc10:11:01 PM No, you need a lower angle, the < bit is in the middle

thenightetc10:11:55 PM Yeah there we go

Tontontonberry10:12:16 PM hmmmmm, I'm remembering later steps, but not how to get to them...

thenightetc10:13:19 PM Oh!! Yeah, that thing, um, on the cube-shaped box you were at before

thenightetc10:13:34 PM One of the sides had a wheel with the spokes at the edges aligned like that

Knock Out10:13:58 PM Is there a way to turn off the "hints?" I'm getting a little sick of the condescension.

Tontontonberry10:14:08 PM I think so? let me see

Tontontonberry10:14:27 PM there's a "hints" setting...

thenightetc10:15:03 PM Esh, yeah, I hate it when you're just playing a game and it automatically does hints becuase it thinks you're taking too long

Tontontonberry10:15:19 PM you can turn the hints off, but only from the main menu

thenightetc10:15:19 PM One in the book hole

thenightetc10:15:38 PM And one on the leg just to the left of the combo itself up there

thenightetc10:16:09 PM Yeah! where was the book hole, though?

thenightetc10:16:24 PM Oh! There it was

thenightetc10:16:27 PM I think

Tontontonberry10:16:55 PM book hole is just to the left of the four symbol things

thenightetc10:17:14 PM :thinking:

thenightetc10:17:35 PM Oh yeah, there it is, you're right

thenightetc10:17:41 PM Yeah.

thenightetc10:18:41 PM Yeah, that looks right

thenightetc10:19:00 PM I assume the lower left is around here somewhere but you should be able to just turn it through all of them, too...

thenightetc10:19:12 PM Yessss

Tontontonberry10:19:14 PM WOOOOOO

thenightetc10:19:14 PM a KEY

thenightetc10:19:26 PM ANOTHER KEY

thenightetc10:20:02 PM A STAR

thenightetc10:20:11 PM We know where that goes!

thenightetc10:20:52 PM Hmmm hmm hmmm

thenightetc10:20:57 PM Do the little weapons move at all?

thenightetc10:21:59 PM Oh, clever

thenightetc10:23:09 PM "like this"

thenightetc10:24:53 PM Ooooo!

thenightetc10:25:42 PM Maybe he should have spent more time on science and less on puzzle bozes

Knock Out10:25:45 PM This box had better be filled with drugs and high grade beyond my wildest dreams.

Tontontonberry10:25:52 PM XD

Knock Out10:26:02 PM Or at the very least, an interesting plague.

Tontontonberry10:26:07 PM it's a trip, I can guarantee that much?

thenightetc10:27:07 PM Non est ad astra mollis e terris vi

thenightetc10:27:37 PM "It is not by force from the earth to the stars"? (google translate)

Tontontonberry10:27:39 PM omg XD

thenightetc10:27:44 PM Nooooo

Tontontonberry10:28:07 PM "There is no soft place to the stars from the earth" is what google gave me

thenightetc10:28:10 PM Is that a Puzzle Hint or is it Random Lore

Tontontonberry10:28:52 PM no idea

Tontontonberry10:28:57 PM why not both?

thenightetc10:28:58 PM ...Weird, "Latin - detected" is different from "Latin"

Tontontonberry10:29:08 PM ...weird

Knock Out10:31:54 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Tontontonberry10:32:04 PM welcome back!

thenightetc10:32:09 PM Welcome back!

Knock Out10:34:23 PM I'm hopelessly stuck.

thenightetc10:35:19 PM Hmmm... take a fresh look at anything and see what's around that can be interacted with that you haven't solved yet?

thenightetc10:35:30 PM Maybe look through the eyepiece at all the new stuff?

Tontontonberry10:37:35 PM We could switch gears and come back later? I've found that helps with puzzles, especially if the frustration starts outstripping the enjoyment.

thenightetc10:37:53 PM Valid.

Knock Out10:40:50 PM I've no objection to packing it in there if everyone else is done.

Tontontonberry10:41:11 PM I'm getting kinda sleepy, so I'm fine with it

thenightetc10:41:19 PM I'm *interested* in the game still, but not if you're not having fun with it.

Tontontonberry10:41:47 PM Thanks so much for trying the game out, Knockout! I hope it was at least a little fun for you! <3

Knock Out10:43:00 PM It was immensely fun for me!

Tontontonberry10:43:18 PM Yay! \(^o^)/

Knock Out10:44:47 PM We can pick it up again next time.

Tontontonberry10:44:52 PM *confetti*

thenightetc10:44:58 PM \o/

thenightetc10:45:36 PM Thank you for hosting, even through all the technical difficulties.

Tontontonberry10:45:48 PM Yes! Thank you soooo much!

Knock Out10:46:09 PM Thank you for putting up with them!

Knock Out10:46:15 PM And thank you again for the game!

Tontontonberry10:46:16 PM <3

Tontontonberry10:46:21 PM You're welcome!

Knock Out10:46:30 PM Good night, everyone!

Tontontonberry10:46:41 PM Good night!

thenightetc10:47:58 PM Good night!

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

Jakson 10:00:54 PM good evening!

Knock Out10:01:02 PM Good evening!

Jakson 10:02:00 PM I was worried I missed it!

Knock Out10:02:13 PM Oh no, we're just making a late start tonight.

Jakson 10:02:39 PM ah. Busy with something?

Knock Out10:03:18 PM It seems I always am these days.

Jakson 10:03:58 PM reconstruction. Right

Jakson 10:04:49 PM where's Smokescreen?

Knock Out10:05:19 PM It's Smokescreen, he could be anywhere.

Jakson 10:05:54 PM and how is dear Breakdown?

Knock Out10:06:37 PM Unchanged, and thank the Allspark for that.

thenightetc10:07:02 PM Ah, whoops! Forgot it wasn't via discord

Jakson 10:07:25 PM hello!

Knock Out10:08:01 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:08:07 PM I got too used to just *noting* the post and heading to the server, rather than actually clicking the link.

Knock Out10:08:37 PM It's an exhausting lack of consistency. Someday we'll find a permanent home for this.

thenightetc10:08:43 PM Someday!

thenightetc10:08:46 PM I hope.

Jakson 10:09:05 PM it's stuck

thenightetc10:09:08 PM You muted it?

Knock Out10:09:25 PM Better?

thenightetc10:09:31 PM Yes! Working fine.

Knock Out10:09:34 PM Excellent!

Jakson 10:10:00 PM no, it's still kinda glitchy

Jakson 10:10:19 PM maybe it's me

thenightetc10:10:42 PM Video and audio are both working fine for me, no skipping/freezing

thenightetc10:11:31 PM Okay, I want to know how he DID that.

Jakson 10:11:47 PM magic

Knock Out10:11:59 PM He's the best character and can do whatever he wants.

thenightetc10:12:36 PM ...Oogy?

Knock Out10:12:39 PM Yes.

thenightetc10:12:55 PM Well, he can certainly sing.

Knock Out10:12:55 PM I'm fond of Oogie.

Jakson 10:13:33 PM why does that not surprise me?

Knock Out10:14:25 PM Is that an annual Halloween ritual, they corner him and rip his clothes off as keepsakes?

Jakson 10:15:13 PM you think that's bad? You should see our news media

Jakson 10:16:48 PM if you see any singing, that's me

Jakson 10:17:58 PM so, Knockout, you dressing up?

Knock Out10:19:36 PM I hadn't planned on it.

Jakson 10:20:37 PM no he isn't

Knock Out10:21:11 PM Can't imagine why he feels caged and depressed.

thenightetc10:21:17 PM Right?

Jakson 10:22:15 PM well doing the same thing for millennium will do that to you

thenightetc10:22:30 PM Interesting implication, there.

thenightetc10:22:40 PM That christmastown somehow... wanted him to be there.

Knock Out10:23:07 PM Christmastown wanted him, nobody who lives there would agree.

Jakson 10:23:08 PM ooh that's pretty

thenightetc10:23:14 PM Ha!

thenightetc10:24:36 PM Jack please

Jakson 10:24:46 PM too much

thenightetc10:25:09 PM Something wrong?

Jakson 10:25:27 PM hey, what happened?

Knock Out10:25:37 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Knock Out10:25:54 PM That will probably happen again.

Jakson 10:26:06 PM alright

Knock Out10:27:33 PM I love how useless these creatures are.

Jakson 10:27:43 PM Smokescreen?

Jakson 10:28:18 PM eh, must be busy

Knock Out10:29:55 PM His little stolen cart.

thenightetc10:30:01 PM Let's all take a moment to imagine how Jack got that sleigh and its contents

Jakson 10:30:11 PM it's cute!

Knock Out10:30:13 PM It's a beautiful image.

thenightetc10:30:51 PM The grim reaper in the back there

Knock Out10:30:57 PM Just...there.

Jakson 10:31:07 PM and how we can take over it!

Knock Out10:31:37 PM "Everybody look at these things I stole!"

Mimic10:31:52 PM hello@

Mimic10:31:55 PM !

Knock Out10:31:56 PM Hello!

thenightetc10:32:01 PM Hi!

Jakson 10:32:07 PM aren't they beautiful?! Hi!

Mimic10:32:54 PM No one gets but I identify with every one of these weirdoes.

Mimic10:33:10 PM and the ways they don't get christmas

thenightetc10:34:23 PM I love the spiderweb

Jakson 10:34:49 PM uh, Science method?

thenightetc10:35:18 PM "The scientific method"

Jakson 10:35:57 PM dang

Knock Out10:36:22 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:36:51 PM I get the feeling he's not even sure what he's trying to find out, ehre.

Jakson 10:37:00 PM me either

Knock Out10:37:15 PM He's just making a mess and not recording any of it.

thenightetc10:37:36 PM His questions aren't clearly defined!

Jakson 10:37:49 PM I don't know. Thoughts, Knockout?

Knock Out10:38:19 PM My thoughts are he's breaking things and waiting for an epiphany to happen.

thenightetc10:38:27 PM Yeah.

Knock Out10:38:28 PM That's not the scientific method, that's the Breakdown method.

Mimic10:38:36 PM I mean. there've been worse methods of brainstorming

Jakson 10:38:51 PM I'm sorry that's funny!

Knock Out10:39:48 PM I've never been entirely clear on what she means to send him here. It doesn't look like food.

Jakson 10:40:13 PM love letter perhaps?

thenightetc10:40:16 PM Well. It's fishbones. And he's a skeleton. Maybe he does eat bones?

Knock Out10:40:16 PM It actually looks like multiple bottles of booze.

Mimic10:40:22 PM pretty sure it's some kind of fantasy absinthe

Jakson 10:40:37 PM uh?

Jakson 10:41:21 PM he's already dead

Knock Out10:41:32 PM Maybe she hoped he'd drink the fantasy absinthe and whatever else was in those other two bottles and fall asleep for a few weeks.

Jakson 10:42:01 PM I'm not gonna ask

Mimic10:42:14 PM or, give him a helpful hallucination to guide his musings. pretty sure she chugs the stuff herself

thenightetc10:42:54 PM Maybe the bottle isn't for drinking--could be that the little butterfly effect is the whole point

Knock Out10:43:21 PM I like how he just has that.

thenightetc10:43:25 PM Right?

Jakson 10:43:57 PM alright, let's just settle this. It's booze. Good?

Mimic10:44:44 PM one of many terrible ideas of Jack

Jakson 10:45:06 PM one of a thousand

thenightetc10:45:42 PM I love this song.

Mimic10:46:33 PM it's the gleeful nasty scheme song. that's a vibe

thenightetc10:46:58 PM And then when it comes down to it they just knock on his door and throw a sack over him.

Knock Out10:47:21 PM I still say it sounds like "and then Jack will be just black and green."

Knock Out10:47:26 PM And that it's funnier that way.

Mimic10:47:26 PM I mean why get overcomplicated

thenightetc10:47:36 PM It really does.

Jakson 10:47:37 PM I'm just waiting for HIS song

Mimic10:47:42 PM YES

Jakson 10:49:07 PM sounds lovely

thenightetc10:49:26 PM oh that absolutely IS your christmas, jack

Knock Out10:49:53 PM Jack's good ideas in this movie can be counted on one hand.

thenightetc10:50:08 PM They can be counted on the thumbs of one hand.

Knock Out10:50:16 PM True.

Jakson 10:50:20 PM uh, I got nothing

Mimic10:50:46 PM "Instructions unclear, kidnapped giant rabbit."

thenightetc10:50:46 PM Hehehheh.

Knock Out10:50:59 PM They just feed the rabbit to Oogie Boogie.

thenightetc10:51:11 PM ...They probably did.

Jakson 10:51:21 PM oh thank you for that image

Knock Out10:51:26 PM You're welcome.

Jakson 10:51:54 PM I like this song

thenightetc10:52:02 PM They sure will.

Knock Out10:52:09 PM I love the rats casually occupying the background.

Jakson 10:52:39 PM making Christmas!

Knock Out10:54:16 PM Just a human skull he had laying around.

thenightetc10:54:31 PM Hey, who doesn't have one of those lying around?

Knock Out10:54:35 PM Point.

Jakson 10:55:03 PM I do!

thenightetc10:55:33 PM So. Did the three kids just... wait a month to try again?

Jakson 10:55:43 PM I don't know

Knock Out10:55:53 PM They had to wait for Oogie to finish off all that rabbit meat.

thenightetc10:56:01 PM Ha!

Jakson 10:56:14 PM again, thank you for that

Knock Out10:57:10 PM You can honestly do better, Sally.

Jakson 10:57:33 PM try the vampires

Knock Out10:57:39 PM Or the werewolf.

Jakson 10:57:57 PM or the mayor.

thenightetc10:57:59 PM This is how he reproduces.

Jakson 10:58:05 PM ew

Knock Out10:58:24 PM Here we go!

Jakson 10:59:01 PM ah and here he is ladies and gentlemen!

Jakson 11:01:04 PM brava!

Knock Out11:01:10 PM I love that song so much.

thenightetc11:01:18 PM [This goes on for hours while Jack terrorizes Christmas town, gets blown up, and makes his way back]

Jakson 11:01:33 PM what does?

thenightetc11:01:47 PM You know. The song and dance number.

Jakson 11:01:52 PM ah

Knock Out11:02:28 PM He's making the most of this captive old man audience.

thenightetc11:02:41 PM He doesn't get too many visitors.

Jakson 11:03:13 PM he practices that song just in case

Knock Out11:03:24 PM "Goodbye my dearest Jack, who I love for some unfathomable reason."

Jakson 11:03:38 PM plot

Knock Out11:04:21 PM I've never envisioned their post-movie life together as a terribly happy one.

Jakson 11:04:43 PM I'm sorry to those who like this song, but get on with it

Jakson 11:05:15 PM thank you

Knock Out11:07:32 PM At least they were happy with their toys before that happened.

Mimic11:07:41 PM maybe their romance makes more sense if you drink the butterfly-booze

Knock Out11:08:10 PM Sally's going to go through a lot of butterfly-booze as she realizes he never remembers her birthday.

Jakson 11:08:12 PM here's something a little disturbing. On the soundtrack, there's a epilogue where apparently Jack and Sally did the dirty and have kids.

Mimic11:08:28 PM yup

Knock Out11:08:34 PM Well, no, the epilogue just mentioned skeleton children. It never said they were theirs.

Mimic11:08:35 PM Santa gets to meet them

Jakson 11:09:04 PM I thought it was their's

Knock Out11:09:23 PM People generally assume they were but they could have just been skeleton children who were there.

thenightetc11:09:35 PM Maybe the professor made them

Jakson 11:09:46 PM hubba hubba

Knock Out11:09:52 PM Exactly.

Jakson 11:11:16 PM really?

Knock Out11:11:18 PM You did no such thing.

Jakson 11:11:27 PM liar

thenightetc11:11:36 PM Hindsight!

Knock Out11:11:37 PM If I'm ever blown to smithereens, I want it announced exactly like this.

Jakson 11:11:49 PM me too

Jakson 11:12:22 PM everything

thenightetc11:13:14 PM He put up the plaque himself.

Knock Out11:13:16 PM Got to love how his contrition lasts about a minute and change.

Knock Out11:13:25 PM And then it becomes everyone else's fault.

Knock Out11:14:03 PM Well, as long as YOU had fun, Jack.

thenightetc11:14:08 PM oh yeah, they're going to be telling THOSE stories for a LONG time

Knock Out11:14:42 PM "I almost got an old man killed, probably got a giant rabbit killed, but at least I had a good time."

Knock Out11:15:26 PM "He almost certainly died screaming, everyone! Incomprehensible, unearthly agony! Terrible, terrible news!"

Jakson 11:15:38 PM you're not letting the rabbit joke go, are you?

Knock Out11:15:45 PM Never.

thenightetc11:15:56 PM Honestly, it's not like Jack checked up on that.

Knock Out11:16:08 PM It's a small miracle he's even checking up on this.

Jakson 11:16:37 PM what the?

Jakson 11:17:34 PM eugh

Knock Out11:17:41 PM Just sew him back together, he'll be fine.

Jakson 11:17:52 PM or not

thenightetc11:17:55 PM Hehehehehe

Knock Out11:18:05 PM Oh no, he'll be fine. He won't learn anything from the experience, but neither did Jack.

Jakson 11:18:25 PM meh, true

Knock Out11:18:38 PM I can.

Jakson 11:18:54 PM yay

Knock Out11:19:07 PM At least Jack gave her a non-gender conforming teddy bear.

Knock Out11:19:14 PM That tried to kill her, but still.

Jakson 11:19:34 PM teddy bear?

Knock Out11:20:27 PM The vampire bear.

Jakson 11:20:35 PM ah

Jakson 11:21:01 PM forever

Knock Out11:21:32 PM You're going to regret this one, Sally.

Knock Out11:21:43 PM You really do deserve better.

Jakson 11:21:45 PM not really, but you do you

Jakson 11:22:06 PM well! That was fun!

Mimic11:22:16 PM indeed!

thenightetc11:22:38 PM ???

Jakson 11:22:44 PM what is this?

Mimic11:22:54 PM Kingdom Hearts

thenightetc11:22:59 PM Ohhhh

Jakson 11:23:22 PM no no, the commentary

Knock Out11:23:40 PM OneyPlays.

Jakson 11:24:07 PM I see.

thenightetc11:24:17 PM Hm.

Jakson 11:24:21 PM alrighty. Anything else?

Knock Out11:24:27 PM I've got nothing.

Mimic11:24:31 PM I have a suggestion!

Knock Out11:24:34 PM Hm?

Mimic11:24:43 PM there's a Pitch Meeting video for Nightmare Before Christmas

Jakson 11:24:43 PM yes?

thenightetc11:24:51 PM Yessss.

Mimic11:25:02 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-h6O6zZt6OM

thenightetc11:25:51 PM To be fair, it seems like he works more than one day a year. Seems like the entire year is spent planning

Knock Out11:26:10 PM Alongside smothering, overpowering people.

Jakson 11:26:36 PM 😆

Knock Out11:29:32 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:04:24

Jakson 11:29:52 PM dying of laughter?

Knock Out11:30:04 PM These are always cute.

thenightetc11:30:09 PM They are!

Knock Out11:30:20 PM And that's an excellent note to end on, I think.

Jakson 11:30:23 PM yes!

thenightetc11:30:43 PM Thank you for hosting!

Jakson 11:30:47 PM alrighty, thanks for having me!

Knock Out11:30:49 PM Thank you for being here!

Mimic11:30:59 PM thanks for the stream night!

Knock Out11:32:27 PM Always a pleasure! Enter a message...

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Nightmare On Elm Street

Knock Out9:30:25 PM Hello there, whoever's lurking!

Smokescreen9:31:16 PM Woojit!!

Knock Out9:31:22 PM Smokescreen!

Smokescreen9:31:30 PM Woojit!!!

Smokescreen9:31:37 PM This is the movie with uhhh, nightmares, right?

Knock Out9:31:48 PM And the street, and the elms.

Smokescreen9:32:17 PM Whoa, I love streets! This is going to be awesome. Are there any neat cars?

Knock Out9:32:26 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWfQpnsK0I

Knock Out9:32:36 PM Hopefully!

Jakson 9:32:55 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:00

Jakson 9:33:00 PM STARTED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:00

Smokescreen9:33:03 PM Nice!

Smokescreen9:33:36 PM You know what I've realized? I've never seen a bot scan a monster truck alt mode.

Knock Out9:34:01 PM ...By the Core, you're right!

Knock Out9:34:20 PM Oh, that's the human that voices the Crypt Keeper.

Smokescreen9:34:38 PM Casper??

thenightetc9:34:39 PM God, I... actually remember this.

Smokescreen9:35:09 PM I'm not about to change that myself, but there's gotta be someone else who will- Oh I know this guy

Knock Out9:35:23 PM Someone will have the courage to be the first.

thenightetc9:35:51 PM I'm sticking around for the preshow, but I'm going to have to give the movie a miss

Knock Out9:36:13 PM That's fair!

Knock Out9:36:22 PM Does everyone else want to relocate to the server?

Knock Out9:36:34 PM Or stick around here?

Smokescreen9:36:41 PM Hmm, I'm cool with either way!

Jakson 9:36:46 PM hello! First time for me!

Knock Out9:36:53 PM Hello there! Welcome to this!

thenightetc9:37:14 PM It's a spooky mr potato head!

Jakson 9:37:24 PM hey Smokey!

Smokescreen9:37:43 PM Hey!

Jakson 9:38:12 PM so how does this work?

Knock Out9:38:31 PM I stream the movie and you watch it. That's about it!

thenightetc9:39:23 PM This is so weirdly nostalgic.

Jakson 9:39:28 PM and what movie are we doing tonight?

Smokescreen9:39:38 PM Aw, I'd befriend big friend

Smokescreen9:39:41 PM big frank

Smokescreen9:39:43 PM whatever

Knock Out9:40:17 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugqtC3OPVDY

Knock Out9:40:23 PM JUMPED TO 0:00:08

Knock Out9:40:24 PM JUMPED TO 0:00:11

Jakson 9:40:25 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:08

Knock Out9:40:26 PM JUMPED TO 0:00:24

Knock Out9:40:27 PM STARTED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:24

Knock Out9:40:32 PM JUMPED TO 0:00:18

Smokescreen9:40:38 PM why are there so many pumpkins

thenightetc9:40:50 PM Because it's, halloween related somehow

Smokescreen9:41:03 PM They're not even THAT scary!

thenightetc9:41:06 PM And something something smashing pumkins?

Jakson 9:41:28 PM all these old commercials. I'm old

Smokescreen9:41:53 PM oh, it's pepsi prime

Jakson 9:42:10 PM and so cheesy

thenightetc9:42:25 PM ...Okay, wow!

Knock Out9:42:41 PM Nacho and Dog have a relationship that's their own business.

Jakson 9:42:50 PM who are you?

thenightetc9:42:52 PM No, I was talking about the M&Ms... thing

Jakson 9:45:24 PM seen it!

thenightetc9:45:34 PM So, Knock Out, is this what being a doctor is like?

Knock Out9:45:42 PM Exactly like that.

thenightetc9:45:47 PM Thank god.

Jakson 9:45:58 PM yes, Knockout, is it?

Smokescreen9:46:16 PM Ooh, I should try the doctor thing sometime if it's like that

Knock Out9:46:25 PM If my patient doesn't yell the words "I'M ALIVE!", I'll assume they're not alive and that I've failed at my job.

Jakson 9:46:44 PM I'm alive!

Knock Out9:46:47 PM Hello again, Crypt Keeper human.

thenightetc9:46:54 PM And people really have a little crank inside them that you can turn to replace their broken organs with fixed ones, right?

Knock Out9:47:06 PM Exactly.

Jakson 9:47:08 PM I wish

Knock Out9:47:41 PM JUMPED TO 0:08:47

Smokescreen9:48:07 PM ghosts when they see me:

Knock Out9:48:33 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://ww5.0123movie.net/movie/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984-4722.html

Knock Out9:48:38 PM Alright on we go.

Jakson 9:48:52 PM wait a minute!

Smokescreen9:48:55 PM it isn't showing me anything, do I need to refresh

Jakson 9:49:11 PM me either

Knock Out9:49:41 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://ww5.0123movie.net/movie/a-nightmare-on-elm-street-1984-4722.html

Knock Out9:49:49 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Virtual Browser

thenightetc9:49:50 PM okay, ducking out for the next... hour and a half

Smokescreen9:49:54 PM It says- Oh!

Jakson 9:49:55 PM nope

Jakson 9:50:52 PM I can't get it

Knock Out9:51:09 PM We may need to take it to discord.

Smokescreen9:51:29 PM why must the internet be so rude :(

Knock Out9:51:31 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Virtual Browser

Smokescreen9:51:41 PM OH now I see!

Knock Out9:52:29 PM It's the only slasher classic we've never streamed and it's also the bloodiest, which is why I've held off on streaming it until now.

Smokescreen9:52:48 PM man that guy looks kinda like someone i've seen in a nightmare before

Jakson 9:52:58 PM wait. Nightmare on Elm Street? Oh heck no. I'm out

Knock Out9:53:28 PM Hmm...maybe we should opt for something tamer.

Smokescreen9:54:11 PM Hmm- I'm cool with either way-This kinda thing doesn't scare me. Much. As long as the lights are on.

Knock Out9:54:48 PM Likewise, but we've had two humans tap out.

Smokescreen9:54:54 PM Oh, true.

Smokescreen9:55:00 PM Humans scare pretty easily, huh?

Knock Out9:55:19 PM They really do. Then again, they're easier to puncture.

Smokescreen9:55:31 PM And puncturing usually is deadlier for them, too.

Knock Out9:55:34 PM I'd be more skittish around claw hands too.

Smokescreen9:55:43 PM I mean, how many times did Megatron get impromptu piercings?

Knock Out9:56:59 PM Hmm...may as well stream it. Someone else might join in.

Knock Out9:57:20 PM I'll pick something gentler next time around.

Smokescreen9:57:42 PM Fair! It's always hard to know what people are hungry for

Knock Out9:58:34 PM And where everyone's tolerance levels lie.

Smokescreen9:58:41 PM Man, dreams like this ARE rough though

Knock Out9:59:25 PM They nailed the "Chases you and pops out in front of you" aspect uncomfortably well.

Smokescreen9:59:57 PM They DID- also pffff.

Knock Out10:00:21 PM Anonymous human level of tactfulness.

Smokescreen10:01:17 PM Really? I think they were more tactful.

Smokescreen10:01:45 PM Oh- oh, that's not a bad idea.

Smokescreen10:03:38 PM Why would you open a door ever in these horror movie universes?

Knock Out10:03:59 PM Why would you ever go anywhere and do anything?

Smokescreen10:04:27 PM Once you figure out you're in the horror movie universe, do you want to go anywhere?

Knock Out10:04:51 PM I certainly wouldn't.

Knock Out10:06:06 PM What a charming group of friends.

Smokescreen10:06:18 PM what a great friendship group

Knock Out10:07:12 PM I mean, yes, our friend groups loudly frag in front of one another but we don't do it when we're consoling a friend.

Knock Out10:07:14 PM I don't think.

Smokescreen10:07:40 PM Not unless that's part of consoling the friend I guess? But then usually the friend's involved

Jakson 10:07:41 PM hi

Smokescreen10:07:46 PM Welcome back!

Knock Out10:07:47 PM Welcome back!

Jakson 10:08:16 PM I muted it

Knock Out10:08:16 PM Exactly! Invite her in to join you. Nothing cheers a friend up like group oral.

Knock Out10:09:07 PM And fair; the sound is the worst part.

Smokescreen10:09:14 PM Exactly! But I guess you don't usually survive in horror movies if you interface

Smokescreen10:09:36 PM ... Being in a horror movie really would suck.

Jakson 10:09:50 PM Knockout may I make a request?!

Knock Out10:10:12 PM Request away.

Jakson 10:10:29 PM nightmare before Christmas. It's a musical

Knock Out10:10:50 PM Ooh, I love that one! We'll do that one night movie night.

Knock Out10:11:36 PM *next movie night

Jakson 10:11:43 PM how about the Thursday before Halloween?

Knock Out10:11:54 PM Perfect!

Jakson 10:12:54 PM and now, if you don't mind, I'm leaving

Knock Out10:13:18 PM Understandable!

Jakson 10:14:03 PM I'll be back for nightmare before Christmas!

Smokescreen10:16:03 PM Man, who wants to go to school that badly?

Knock Out10:16:40 PM I know your friend died horribly, but a day off's a day off.

Smokescreen10:19:53 PM I know that was your friend, but if you see them in a bloody body bag standing in the hallway that seesms like... a bad idea to follow

Knock Out10:20:54 PM Maybe, possibly, a less than ideal idea.

Smokescreen10:21:51 PM That's.... some weird milk

Smokescreen10:27:21 PM warm milk?

Knock Out10:27:33 PM "Traumatized child, I feel the need to remind you that people die all the time for no reason."

Smokescreen10:33:29 PM Woojit, do you remember the dream guy from that other movie you did a while back? Do you think he and this guy are

Knock Out10:34:33 PM I'm not sure which one you mean, but yes, absolutely they are.

Smokescreen10:34:59 PM The creepy guy who gives everyone dreams

Knock Out10:35:17 PM OH! That one!

Knock Out10:35:26 PM Yes. Freddy bottoms.

Smokescreen10:36:36 PM You know? That makes sense!

Knock Out10:40:17 PM He's a geezer pleaser.

Knock Out10:41:08 PM "Even though I just judged this child openly during his own funeral."

Knock Out10:44:09 PM What are dreams? We just don't know.

Smokescreen10:45:04 PM What ARE dreams?

Smokescreen10:45:22 PM oh shoot her sleep numbers are off the charts, she's reached the secret boss of sleep

Smokescreen10:45:57 PM ... I wonder if I could do it

Smokescreen10:46:07 PM pull something out from my dream

Knock Out10:46:14 PM What do you normally dream about?

Smokescreen10:46:53 PM Well. It's kind of a mix but, usually, Optimus is disappointed in me and also dying, but sometimes I have more Spicy dreams.

Knock Out10:47:44 PM You should grab onto Optimus and pull him into the waking world. Problem solved.

Smokescreen10:47:52 PM ......

Smokescreen10:47:56 PM I'm gonna try it

Knock Out10:49:56 PM It's the multiverse. Anything can happen.

Smokescreen10:50:18 PM Weirder things have happened!

Knock Out10:53:20 PM Far weirder!

Smokescreen10:53:29 PM why would you keep those knives though

Knock Out10:53:46 PM Good question.

Smokescreen10:56:55 PM Honestly, at this point, her mom seems like a better option for helping take the guy out.

Smokescreen10:56:59 PM I mean, she's done it once.

Knock Out10:57:34 PM "The nightmare's over based on absolutely nothing."

Smokescreen10:58:14 PM how long has she had that coffee in that pot

Knock Out10:58:31 PM It's growing a skin.

Smokescreen10:58:43 PM the coffee.. is freddy

Knock Out10:58:46 PM And she really is, and she has. She knows his fears and what he smells like when he's on fire.

Knock Out10:58:48 PM Yes, yes it is.

Smokescreen10:59:36 PM "I don't want that kid hanging around our son anymore" be careful what you wish for, right?

Knock Out10:59:42 PM Hah!

Smokescreen11:02:03 PM this is what anons are like

Knock Out11:02:14 PM And everything they wish they could be.

Smokescreen11:02:19 PM Truly!

Knock Out11:08:12 PM You'd think she would see whether getting a hotel room somewhere other than Elm Street would work.

Smokescreen11:09:55 PM Honestly at this point, that seems like a better option.

Smokescreen11:10:05 PM Would be awful for the hotel staff if it didn't work though

Knock Out11:10:40 PM But at that point it becomes a them problem.

Knock Out11:18:34 PM I hope he kills her useless father.

Smokescreen11:18:54 PM I forgot she had a father for a second

Smokescreen11:20:12 PM The mother??? but

Smokescreen11:22:51 PM hmm

Smokescreen11:23:03 PM OH

Smokescreen11:23:07 PM Oh no

Smokescreen11:23:18 PM freddy car,,,

Knock Out11:23:26 PM Not a bad looking car.

Smokescreen11:23:42 PM True! Not bad at all.

Smokescreen11:23:54 PM I wonder if any bots have that alt mode scanned

Jakson 11:24:15 PM oh good. It's over

Knock Out11:24:17 PM Imagine Freddy as a Cybertronian.

Smokescreen11:24:36 PM Oh, Primus.

Smokescreen11:24:44 PM If he shows up in my dreams, as a Cybertronian, I am going to

Smokescreen11:24:57 PM I'm not sure what I'm going to do, but I'm blaming you

Knock Out11:25:03 PM That's fair enough.

Jakson 11:25:17 PM shoot something?

thenightetc11:25:33 PM You could just step on him.

Knock Out11:26:05 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbIL7kc3YUE

Jakson 11:26:11 PM can we watch something cute now?

Knock Out11:26:17 PM Of course.

Mimic11:26:23 PM hello!

Knock Out11:26:27 PM Hello there!

Knock Out11:26:40 PM We've decided we're watching Nightmare Before Christmas next stream night.

thenightetc11:26:50 PM Oh, nice!

Jakson 11:27:01 PM musical!

thenightetc11:27:03 PM That's always a treat. :)

Mimic11:27:11 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:02

Knock Out11:27:15 PM STARTED THE VIDEO AT 0:01:02

thenightetc11:28:20 PM HA

Jakson 11:28:44 PM run

thenightetc11:28:57 PM When did THAT happen

Mimic11:29:14 PM WELL

Mimic11:29:18 PM WELL!

Knock Out11:29:31 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT1FmeEbJgA

Mimic11:30:12 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:00

Mimic11:30:13 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:00

Knock Out11:30:15 PM STARTED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:39

thenightetc11:30:23 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:40

thenightetc11:30:24 PM STARTED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:41

Knock Out11:30:25 PM STARTED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:48

thenightetc11:30:29 PM The owl!

Knock Out11:30:34 PM Of course there's an owl.

Mimic11:30:36 PM ikr

Jakson 11:30:48 PM one more video idea for tonight. Thriller

Knock Out11:30:52 PM LOCKED THE ROOM

Smokescreen11:30:55 PM I feel like for you, Woojit, Freddy would show up as an Owl

Knock Out11:31:02 PM He probably would.

Smokescreen11:31:06 PM he gets his own fursona

thenightetc11:31:08 PM Sorry, the, uh. If focus is in the wrong place, the space bar pauses it.

thenightetc11:33:23 PM Yes we are!

Jakson 11:33:44 PM I don't understand

Smokescreen11:33:52 PM .... does this work

Knock Out11:34:00 PM I wonder.

Mimic11:34:05 PM usually with exactly this result, but yes

Smokescreen11:34:16 PM I'm built different it's fine

Mimic11:34:24 PM is it though???

Knock Out11:34:36 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS00xWnqwvI

thenightetc11:35:31 PM I AM looking forward to seeing what SNL comes up with this year

Knock Out11:35:38 PM Likewise.

Jakson 11:35:48 PM Knockout, do you like Halloween?

Knock Out11:36:30 PM I like it a lot more now that I know not to idle where children can throw eggs at me.

Smokescreen11:36:57 PM Wait, where do you idle?

thenightetc11:36:59 PM Is it, though.

Jakson 11:37:30 PM I'm so confused

Knock Out11:37:55 PM On the wrong street on the wrong night at the wrong time.

Jakson 11:38:24 PM ditto

Jakson 11:38:50 PM I like chatting with you guys!

Knock Out11:39:11 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA

Knock Out11:39:19 PM And after this we'll call it a night.

Smokescreen11:39:34 PM This was fun, Woojit, thanks for having us!

Jakson 11:39:39 PM oh thank you

Knock Out11:39:41 PM Of course!

thenightetc11:40:26 PM "I don't know, make a music video?"

Knock Out11:40:38 PM No you don't and we all know why.

Jakson 11:41:23 PM Knockout, what time is movie night usually?

Knock Out11:41:26 PM Yes, yes you are.

Knock Out11:41:29 PM 9:00, EST.

Jakson 11:41:42 PM perfect. Thanks

Knock Out11:41:44 PM We do it every other week.

thenightetc11:42:04 PM I feel like he didn't have to do this on a night of a full moon.

Jakson 11:42:05 PM fabulous

thenightetc11:42:20 PM Honestly, what was he going to do if the moon came out while he was driving?

Knock Out11:42:53 PM I feel like this was something to clear up by the third date.

Jakson 11:42:55 PM car crash?

Smokescreen11:43:09 PM It's amazing it never came up before

thenightetc11:43:11 PM ...the gif!

Jakson 11:43:43 PM sike!

thenightetc11:44:54 PM Okay, it's cute now.

Knock Out11:45:03 PM It is.

Jakson 11:47:04 PM remind you of anything, Knockout?

thenightetc11:47:18 PM Did that have the voiceover, though?

Knock Out11:47:22 PM I wish.

Smokescreen11:47:36 PM Wait, have you lived through this before, Woojit?

Knock Out11:47:52 PM It wasn't as catchy as this.

Knock Out11:48:13 PM Terrorcons are embarrassingly poor dancers.

Jakson 11:48:35 PM dark Energon

Knock Out11:51:17 PM How spooky!

thenightetc11:51:25 PM I'm spooked!

Knock Out11:52:13 PM Thank you all for carrying this spooky, spooky burden with me tonight!

thenightetc11:52:21 PM Thank you for hosting!

thenightetc11:52:36 PM This was fun; I'd never actually seen it before

Knock Out11:52:45 PM I tend to forget how fun it is.

Smokescreen11:53:22 PM It's a fun time!

Knock Out11:53:25 PM Have a lovely evening, everyone!

thenightetc11:53:30 PM You, too!

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Centuarworld: Part II

Zephra859:41:03 PM

I can guess why but come on, Blades, Zulius is clearly the best character

thenightetc9:41:08 PM

Wait, is this the right episode?

Knock Out9:41:09 PM

He is!

thenightetc9:41:33 PM

I think we may have skipped over the mole one.

Knock Out9:41:38 PM

Oh, true.

Zephra859:41:49 PM

oops lol

Knock Out9:42:01 PM

Unless anyone is in favor of skipping the mole one.

Zephra859:42:12 PM

I'm fine with it

Knock Out9:42:19 PM

It's not a favorite.

thenightetc9:42:26 PM

Alright.

Knock Out9:42:35 PM

Unless you like it, night human.

thenightetc9:42:49 PM

Ehhhhhh.

Smokescreen9:43:12 PM

owo whats this

thenightetc9:43:13 PM

It's somewhat plot-relevant, that's all. For anyone who hasn't already seen it.

Knock Out9:43:28 PM

"Something something her tail tells jokes now."

Smokescreen9:44:05 PM

Oh, rip

Zephra859:44:13 PM

Hi Smokescreen!

Smokescreen9:44:19 PM

Hi Zephra!!

Knock Out9:44:19 PM

Smokescreen!

Smokescreen9:44:23 PM

Woojit!!!

thenightetc9:45:36 PM

Their FACES.

Zephra859:45:44 PM

The best spell in the show

Knock Out9:45:57 PM

By far.

akabra9:46:51 PM

hiya

Zephra859:46:56 PM

Yoo

Knock Out9:47:07 PM

Hello!

akabra9:47:13 PM

it is ME, the dude from the server obsessed with ultrakill

Knock Out9:47:24 PM

Ched is the only character on this show I never learned to like.

akabra9:47:37 PM

I'm lagging ugh

Zephra859:47:50 PM

HERE WE GO

Zephra859:47:53 PM

FAVE SONG

Knock Out9:48:06 PM

Because we all have a Splendib.

akabra9:48:32 PM

also why do they need the sash

Zephra859:48:35 PM

I have an entire bar full of Splendib's and Zulius's

Knock Out9:48:42 PM

There's a piece of the key attached to it.

Zephra859:48:46 PM

I've seen this exact confrontation a dozen times

Knock Out9:48:47 PM

My kind of bar.

akabra9:49:15 PM

why can they not punch eachother over ot

Zephra859:50:54 PM

whole a$$ mood

thenightetc9:52:23 PM

Her face.

akabra9:52:59 PM

that guy did not in fact have a cheer

thenightetc9:54:42 PM

I do feel bad for her.

akabra9:54:52 PM

i frozw

Zephra859:54:54 PM

poor girl is SO not cut out for this

Knock Out9:55:45 PM

Someone help her.

Zephra859:55:54 PM

Zulius is trying, man

thenightetc9:55:56 PM

She's. Already walking on her tonails all the time.

Zephra859:57:26 PM

SO FAB

thenightetc9:57:34 PM

Zephra was that your mic

Zephra859:57:46 PM

Wait that's my mic that's on??

Zephra859:58:26 PM

Oh snap Y'ALL HEARD NOTHING

Knock Out9:58:42 PM

Not to worry. You have a nice laugh.

thenightetc9:58:55 PM

Annnnd THAT'S why I feel bad for her

akabra9:59:48 PM

it keeps freezing

Zephra859:59:54 PM

(buries hands in face) stooooop

Zephra8510:00:46 PM

SA;DLJFSDLK LOSING IT

Zephra8510:01:08 PM

beware the cute ones

Zephra8510:04:03 PM

the creature of this show actually uploaded one of these on her twitter

thenightetc10:04:33 PM

Wammawink why

Zephra8510:04:54 PM

Everybody's got a kink

thenightetc10:05:07 PM

No reason to drag Glendale into it though

Zephra8510:05:23 PM

true lol

thenightetc10:06:14 PM

Yes. Just one thing.

Knock Out10:07:06 PM

This one certainly is an...experience to rewatch.

thenightetc10:07:16 PM

It really is.

thenightetc10:07:28 PM

He tries.

Zephra8510:07:55 PM

with new context, yeah... he's really just trying to help people man

Zephra8510:10:02 PM

HER TEARS ARE RAINBOWS I CAN'T

thenightetc10:11:25 PM

"Let's move on!"

Zephra8510:11:32 PM

Not sus at all

Knock Out10:14:08 PM

If I transformed into something out of Tiny Bee's universe, I'd be tempted to take a dive into a whale's mouth too.

Zephra8510:14:22 PM

I'm sure you'd make it look great

Knock Out10:15:01 PM

I would, but thank you nonetheless.

Zephra8510:17:27 PM

Aww Sunfish

thenightetc10:17:31 PM

ikr

Zephra8510:23:37 PM

'That one's mine' kldjs;afkads wammawink

Zephra8510:23:57 PM

oof we've all been there

Knock Out10:24:02 PM

Oh yes.

thenightetc10:27:24 PM

awwww, she's tired

Zephra8510:27:55 PM

Glendale honey NO

Knock Out10:28:22 PM

I like how ever so slightly awful Glendale and Wammawink are to one another.

thenightetc10:28:35 PM

Oh god

Knock Out10:28:44 PM

Let him speak!

Zephra8510:29:42 PM

Creativity is being stifled for all

thenightetc10:30:49 PM

Why.

Zephra8510:31:11 PM

I hate how much I love Comfortable Doug

Knock Out10:31:58 PM

Life would be so much easier if you could hate him completely, and yet...

Zephra8510:32:24 PM

srsly

thenightetc10:34:03 PM

gaaaaah

thenightetc10:34:22 PM

WAMMAWINK?

Knock Out10:34:56 PM changed the video to Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:36:08 PM

Everything okay there?

Knock Out10:36:51 PM changed the video to https://www.netflix.com/watch/81134550?trackId=155573560

Knock Out10:37:07 PM changed the video to Knock Out's screen

Zephra8510:37:59 PM

It's not a real stream night unless things go horribly wrong and Knock Out is spending half the night frustratingly trying to fix it

thenightetc10:38:07 PM started the video at

thenightetc10:38:21 PM

There, there

thenightetc10:38:43 PM

Also ignore whatever that was.

Knock Out10:40:13 PM What *was* that?

thenightetc10:40:16 PM Oh, there we go!

Zephra8510:40:46 PM I wanna know more about Trevor

Knock Out10:41:10 PM Likewise.

Knock Out10:41:18 PM The clones never get old.

thenightetc10:41:21 PM It's working now and that's all that matters.

Zephra8510:41:28 PM they honestly disturb me

thenightetc10:43:47 PM aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Knock Out10:43:50 PM "Convince each one of what needs to be done." They stole two of them.

Zephra8510:43:54 PM Bye Lizard Person, we barely knew ye

Zephra8510:44:15 PM It got the job done lol

thenightetc10:44:42 PM oh dear

Knock Out10:45:00 PM PIT.

thenightetc10:45:31 PM Try vbrowser instead of screenshare

Knock Out10:46:10 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Knock Out10:46:53 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Knock Out10:47:54 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Knock Out10:49:21 PM It won't unless I subscribe.

Zephra8510:49:33 PM uuugghh

thenightetc10:49:40 PM Here, let me do it

thenightetc10:49:45 PM It'll just take a minute

Knock Out10:49:49 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

Zephra8510:50:01 PM YAAAY

thenightetc10:50:03 PM Oh, nevermind

Zephra8510:50:49 PM Rider really took the whole 'my horse can talk and is a weird cartoon now' in stride didn't she

thenightetc10:50:58 PM She really did.

Knock Out10:51:01 PM I mean, she did come close to stabbing her.

Zephra8510:51:04 PM that's kinda something I would imagine takes more than a second of adjustment

Zephra8510:51:35 PM fair, but it's still pretty fast

thenightetc10:52:23 PM Centaur statues.

Zephra8510:52:41 PM the Centaurworld one had human statues

Zephra8510:54:08 PM THE BUMMER DIMENSION

thenightetc10:54:41 PM Pfffff

thenightetc10:55:10 PM I'm sure it's fine.

Knock Out10:55:15 PM It's probably fine.

Zephra8510:55:33 PM Nowhere King: (shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks)

Knock Out10:55:49 PM Hah!

thenightetc10:56:09 PM What the hell kind of starbucks do they have where YOU live

Zephra8510:56:11 PM god I love this guy's design all

Zephra8510:56:28 PM sooooo creepy and cool

Zephra8510:57:46 PM Oh my god THIS AGAIN

Knock Out10:57:51 PM I'm so tired.

Zephra8510:58:01 PM why do all your streaming services hate joy, Knock Out?

Knock Out10:58:02 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO Knock Out's screen

thenightetc10:58:33 PM Honestly, the vbrowser one works a lot better

thenightetc10:59:03 PM I'm sensing some backstory here.

Zephra8510:59:16 PM WHY DOES THAT MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD

Zephra8510:59:25 PM just 'no'

Zephra8510:59:27 PM sdkj;lfasd

Zephra8511:00:56 PM Zulius actually SAYING 'gasp' FFFFF

Zephra8511:04:09 PM GOD THIS FRIGGIN' SHOW

Zephra8511:04:57 PM Rider finally absorbing how weird this all is

thenightetc11:06:55 PM It kind of looks like part of him is already getting out

Zephra8511:07:17 PM OHH SNAP

Zephra8511:07:59 PM sorry gotta brb

Zephra8511:08:44 PM my grocery delivery is almost here, I'll have to go in a minute

Knock Out11:09:00 PM Glad you could make as much as you did!

thenightetc11:09:05 PM Backstoryyyyy

Zephra8511:09:15 PM Zulius is all of us lol

thenightetc11:09:20 PM he IS

Zephra8511:09:32 PM oh god this is intense man

thenightetc11:09:44 PM What did she DO

Zephra8511:10:10 PM Sadly g2g now

Zephra8511:10:20 PM Thanks for the stream, Knock Out! Say hi to the fam for me!

Zephra8511:10:24 PM Bye everybody!

Knock Out11:10:25 PM Always!

thenightetc11:10:33 PM Gnight!

Knock Out11:10:35 PM Good night!

thenightetc11:11:30 PM Sheeeeeeee... made it to centaurworld!

thenightetc11:12:37 PM HA

thenightetc11:13:42 PM NEITHER DID YOU

Knock Out11:14:24 PM All because he charmed you with some "I forgive you"s and "Let me lower my head so you can stab me in it"s.

Knock Out11:15:36 PM Wait, did she just say what I think she said?

thenightetc11:16:32 PM 😭😭😭😭

Knock Out11:19:32 PM And there we have it!

thenightetc11:19:35 PM Man, I can't wait for the second season of this.

Knock Out11:19:44 PM Agreed.

Knock Out11:19:54 PM Hopefully by then, we'll have a reliable streaming service.

thenightetc11:20:03 PM It's going to be amazing, I know it.

thenightetc11:24:14 PM Me, too!

thenightetc11:20:47 PM Honestly, I think it's just the screensharing thing.

Knock Out11:21:12 PM It's always *something.* That's the problem.

thenightetc11:21:29 PM Me and my friend use the vbrowser mode pretty frequently and that always works fine

thenightetc11:22:08 PM You do have to make an account for it, but there's not a ton of setup, just setting a password and email address iirc

Knock Out11:23:08 PM I'll keep looking into it.

thenightetc11:23:19 PM Not like that other one where you were supposed to download software and all that nonsense.

Knock Out11:23:50 PM I appreciate a lack of nonsense!

Mimic11:24:34 PM very desirable quality in a steaming service

Mimic11:24:38 PM *streaming

thenightetc11:26:51 PM Did we want to finish up with something else?

Mimic11:28:14 PM I do have a short youtube thing if we do

Mimic11:28:48 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmQE4qdb9fg

Mimic11:28:53 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:00:00

Knock Out11:29:49 PM CHANGED THE VIDEO TO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmQE4qdb9fg

thenightetc11:31:16 PM Heh.

Knock Out11:32:50 PM PAUSED THE VIDEO AT 0:02:58

Knock Out11:33:00 PM JUMPED TO 0:02:50

Knock Out11:33:00 PM JUMPED TO 0:02:53

Knock Out11:33:13 PM I think that's a decent note to end on.

Mimic11:33:16 PM yes

thenightetc11:33:22 PM Thank you for hosting!

Mimic11:33:28 PM thank you!

Knock Out11:33:36 PM Thank you for putting up with all the technical difficulties!

Knock Out11:33:39 PM Good night!

thenightetc11:33:39 PM It is nice to mostly be able to actually watch the stream. Enter a message...

thenightetc11:33:54 PM THESE technical difficulties are nothing compared to the usual ones with discord.

thenightetc11:35:15 PM Thanks for toughing it out anyway!

thenightetc11:37:03 PM And goodnight!

Knock Out11:37:19 PM Good night!

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Centaurworld: Part 1

thenightetc2 — Today at 8:51 PM Well, I'm ready! What are we watching? highglossfinish — Today at 8:51 PM Centaurworld! Soulsteel — Today at 8:51 PM :eyes: thenightetc2 — Today at 8:51 PM Oh! I love that show! Smokescreen — Today at 8:54 PM owo!! highglossfinish — Today at 8:54 PM Excellent! Smokescreen — Today at 8:54 PM I've been curious about that show! Oh, slag, I should probably grab something to eat first highglossfinish — Today at 8:54 PM Blades doesn't. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 8:54 PM HELLO highglossfinish — Today at 8:54 PM But he's not here, so his opinion is moot.

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 8:55 PM i missed the last stream for my phone is of the quality of whatever the worst visco you've ever tasted is, and didn't show the dang notification. highglossfinish — Today at 8:55 PM Give a ping when you're back! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 8:55 PM or i just didn't have my phone on at the time. either way, i blame it. highglossfinish — Today at 8:57 PM Oh! First of all, new Helluva Boss. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 8:57 PM Question for a thing I'm doing in a videogame: if you were to found your very own cannibal religion, what would you call it and what would its deities be? i need ideas. highglossfinish — Today at 8:58 PM New Spikelandia. thenightetc2 — Today at 8:59 PM The Vorewoms (deities don't get individual names) Soulsteel — Today at 8:59 PM Forbidden Snacc, Mother Flesh and Nana Bones. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:00 PM ok I'm going with new spikelandia Soulsteel — Today at 9:00 PM ...actually, those two names are pretty hardcore, I'd probably call it "The Church of the Eternal Transubstantiation" or something. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:00 PM their ritual room is the Spike Eating Chamber. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:01 PM Well, I'm completely lost now Due to discord's "issues" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:02 PM if it helps, I'm playing rimworld highglossfinish — Today at 9:02 PM Picture, sound, yes, good? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:03 PM sound yes, picture yes. Oh invader zim vooce voice it froze on this frame Smokescreen — Today at 9:06 PM I can't believe Zim went to... Where are these creatures? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:07 PM heya! The Human Governmdnt they are at The Human Government i think thenightetc2 — Today at 9:07 PM It "works" to the extent it usually does these days mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:08 PM Ekdjdhdjdhebsbshs thenightetc2 — Today at 9:09 PM man this has sure gone some places mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:09 PM it's LAGGON highglossfinish — Today at 9:11 PM Never. Trust. An owl.. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:12 PM Indeed. They even lie about their size. Smokescreen — Today at 9:12 PM ... Yeah, never trust an Owl! thenightetc2 — Today at 9:12 PM Pffff mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:14 PM Ok so just to confirm: Did those agent dudes get like a single fucking thing of value out of them? Soulsteel — Today at 9:14 PM Nah, they talked about "Corporate." This is private industry baby! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:14 PM well did those CORPERATE dudes get a Single Fucking Useful Thing out of them it's gonna be an owl thenightetc2 — Today at 9:18 PM omg mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:19 PM FUCKING CALLED IT. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:19 PM I'm really going to have to watch this later to catch all the stuff I'm missing from having to reload Smokescreen — Today at 9:19 PM is he going to ask for sits highglossfinish — Today at 9:20 PM Never give an owl a single sit. They'll demand a mile of them. Smokescreen — Today at 9:20 PM Speaking from experience, Woojit? ... You ARE nice to sit on. highglossfinish — Today at 9:21 PM Thank you. It's fine coming from you; you're not in a permanent state of owl. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:21 PM Have to specify "permanent" there. Smokescreen — Today at 9:23 PM That's fair! I'm VERY glad not to be stuck as an owl. Even if there were good parts to being an owl, terrorizing you was NOT one of them! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:24 PM Question: Who here has actually SEEN centaurworld? like, for purposes of talking about spoilers Smokescreen — Today at 9:25 PM I've seen nothing! highglossfinish — Today at 9:26 PM Now I'm morbidly curious to know what were the good parts. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:26 PM That's a hell of a thing to wake up to. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:27 PM okay is it frozen or paused thenightetc2 — Today at 9:27 PM Click "stop watching" and then click "watch stream" again. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:27 PM oigh thenightetc2 — Today at 9:28 PM Then do that again every minute or two, for the entire stream, and you'll know what I've been dealing with for months. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:29 PM metaphorical baby Smokescreen — Today at 9:29 PM Getting pets was nice! Also, being able to peck Anons was great. highglossfinish — Today at 9:29 PM I can see how that would be a plus. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:30 PM proper welcome. highglossfinish — Today at 9:30 PM We can try watchparty again if it's giving everyone trouble. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:30 PM Personal space! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:30 PM Cause We Have No Sense Of Boundaries~ thenightetc2 — Today at 9:30 PM Oh, I'm watching it in another window, on wcostream. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:31 PM I'M watching on my phone and typing on my computer thenightetc2 — Today at 9:31 PM "we agreed not to talk about that!" Nothing weird about that! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 9:32 PM PUNCH I'm gonna check out of the stream but i'll stay to chat thenightetc2 — Today at 9:39 PM Too much, Horse highglossfinish — Today at 9:40 PM Just a little. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:41 PM I don't like tha tmoon. highglossfinish — Today at 9:42 PM Agreed. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:43 PM I'm fairly certain the pink one made the dome in the first place. highglossfinish — Today at 9:44 PM For absolutely no reason, I'm sure! No reason at all! thenightetc2 — Today at 9:45 PM Just a feeling! Mimic — Today at 9:45 PM Hello! thenightetc2 — Today at 9:45 PM Hello! highglossfinish — Today at 9:45 PM Hello there! thenightetc2 — Today at 9:45 PM We're just starting the second episode. Mimic — Today at 9:46 PM Man this is eighties as all hell thenightetc2 — Today at 9:47 PM Horse what was that FACE "HAHA no reason!" Mimic — Today at 9:50 PM These faces make me think no one is having a good time here thenightetc2 — Today at 9:52 PM Heheheh. Smokescreen — Today at 9:52 PM ... I was thinking "Tarnado" for a klik thenightetc2 — Today at 9:53 PM I love this song. highglossfinish — Today at 9:54 PM Likewise. highglossfinish — Today at 9:54 PM The singing's very on brand. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:56 PM She does have a point. I mean, they could have sheltered somewhere until it was gone. highglossfinish — Today at 9:57 PM Which it was, very quickly. thenightetc2 — Today at 9:57 PM Yes. ;_; :open_mouth: Whaaaaat highglossfinish — Today at 10:07 PM This show would be fun on Steam. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:07 PM Horse was the only one who DIDN'T slam into it like a meteor from above highglossfinish — Today at 10:07 PM It's the only thing she hasn't done wrong. Smokescreen — Today at 10:08 PM Steam would be nice! thenightetc2 — Today at 10:09 PM SUCH a great job. highglossfinish — Today at 10:09 PM An attempt was made. highglossfinish — Today at 10:11 PM I'll have to ask Wheeljack what crystals would pair well. (Or you can. He clearly likes you.) Smokescreen — Today at 10:11 PM Oooh, yeah! ... Watching this with Wheeljack would be nice! thenightetc2 — Today at 10:12 PM Annnnnd there's the attempt Smokescreen — Today at 10:12 PM ... Wait, you really think so, Woojit? highglossfinish — Today at 10:12 PM Oh yes. He's transparent that way. Mimic — Today at 10:12 PM It is weird watching him use a paper bag Like my head has trouble processing the how thenightetc2 — Today at 10:14 PM AAAAAAAA highglossfinish — Today at 10:14 PM What it's like to join the multiverse in a nutshell. That's it, that's the show. Smokescreen — Today at 10:14 PM Pffff- it really does get the feeling JUST right ... wait, isn't glue made from thenightetc2 — Today at 10:16 PM hahahaha I think the done was just a scaled-up version of the bubble. highglossfinish — Today at 10:19 PM That does make sense! thenightetc2 — Today at 10:21 PM hohohoho highglossfinish — Today at 10:22 PM No one in this world knows what personal space is. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:22 PM They do not. Smokescreen — Today at 10:22 PM What IS personal space highglossfinish — Today at 10:23 PM We just don't know. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:25 PM So it WAS just to keep them busy, right highglossfinish — Today at 10:26 PM Like giving a bunch of newbuilds a box to play with. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:26 PM Exactly. They have a wakeup song. highglossfinish — Today at 10:30 PM Of course they do. Mimic — Today at 10:30 PM It’s like this world is what was offscreen in whatever surreal hellscape teletubbies happens in thenightetc2 — Today at 10:33 PM Yeeeeee highglossfinish — Today at 10:33 PM I like this song. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:33 PM Me too. Hehehehe That sure was an expression on the tree. highglossfinish — Today at 10:38 PM Wasn't it just? thenightetc2 — Today at 10:42 PM :< highglossfinish — Today at 10:42 PM Like bolts it isn't! Direct action. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:45 PM Yesss. Soulsteel — Today at 10:49 PM Well that got dark. highglossfinish — Today at 10:49 PM Wrap it up there or one more to take us to the halfway mark? thenightetc2 — Today at 10:49 PM Ominious! I'm good with one more! Dear god oh my GOD horse highglossfinish — Today at 10:53 PM They're all so impressively useless. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:53 PM I know, right I mean, Horse kind of has an excuse Mimic — Today at 10:55 PM this is gonna end with all of them eating the beartaur isn't it thenightetc2 — Today at 10:55 PM No comment. highglossfinish — Today at 10:56 PM That is, indeed, a plausible outcome given everything else these characters have ever said or done. thenightetc2 — Today at 10:58 PM Why is he huge, though Looooore. highglossfinish — Today at 11:00 PM Here comes lore! Smokescreen — Today at 11:00 PM ooooo lore thenightetc2 — Today at 11:01 PM See, I didn't even realize at first that they were fighting minotaurs. I thought they were just... humans in armor Turn taken. Wazkalia — Today at 11:06 PM WHAT IN REZZAN'S NAME IS THAT GIANT THING? Is that a Bear???? Human??? thenightetc2 — Today at 11:06 PM A beartaur! Wazkalia — Today at 11:06 PM I hate it! thenightetc2 — Today at 11:06 PM It's CENTAURWORLD Wazkalia — Today at 11:07 PM :O thenightetc2 — Today at 11:08 PM Heheheheheh. highglossfinish — Today at 11:09 PM Farewell, carrot man. thenightetc2 — Today at 11:09 PM I'd feel sorry for him, but, you know. Varnish. Wazkalia — Today at 11:09 PM I am actually gonna pop back out before my homework deadline! Though now I have something to BINGE thenightetc2 — Today at 11:09 PM Honestly, poor Horse. Wazkalia — Today at 11:10 PM Night y'all! May you all be blessed by massive owl demons :3 Smokescreen — Today at 11:10 PM But that's a curse!! Wazkalia — Today at 11:10 PM For you, maybe! I want owl army Mimic — Today at 11:10 PM really just a lateral move where I live. we already get the owl demons. they'd just be bigger. Smokescreen — Today at 11:10 PM Owl army..... Wazkalia — Today at 11:11 PM 10,000 hoots of doom Smokescreen — Today at 11:11 PM Thank you for having us, Woojit!! highglossfinish — Today at 11:11 PM Thank you for letting me have you! Wazkalia — Today at 11:11 PM I'll keep em away from Knockout tho Mimic — Today at 11:11 PM you know barn owls are the reason we have the idea of aliens being big headed, big eyed freaks that get to places they shouldn't be able to stand drugs and owls = the grays, apparently Wazkalia — Today at 11:12 PM Hmm...maybe I should switch to bats... thenightetc2 — Today at 11:14 PM "someone's" gotta go extinct Wazkalia — Today at 11:15 PM h thenightetc2 — Today at 11:16 PM :thinking: tiny deer... Mimic — Today at 11:20 PM you don't say! thenightetc2 — Today at 11:20 PM Perfectly named! highglossfinish — Today at 11:21 PM If this "pepper video with praise for the sponsor" nonsense is going to be a recurring thing, we're finding something else to close out stream nights. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:22 PM question: what is being watched thenightetc2 — Today at 11:22 PM Their settlements all....... "intertwined" Mimic — Today at 11:22 PM we're watching a man of questionable morals play a game about human history mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:23 PM lets game it out? Mimic — Today at 11:23 PM yup mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:23 PM to quote knockout: Can't stand that particular human. highglossfinish — Today at 11:23 PM I know you can't. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:24 PM ... Okay is this just a joke or has the topic come up before? highglossfinish — Today at 11:24 PM It's come up before. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:24 PM Ah, apologies if i'm being repetitive then. highglossfinish — Today at 11:25 PM No worries. If he keeps his up, it will be a non-issue because we're never watching him again. thenightetc2 — Today at 11:26 PM Are you talking about the "combine up to sixty cultures!" thing? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:26 PM do i even wanna click join stream just to see how bad it is? Mimic — Today at 11:27 PM if you're taking suggestions, this happened to be uploaded in the past week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjhcetxfOKo YouTube Screen Rant Transformers: Dark of the Moon Pitch Meeting

highglossfinish — Today at 11:27 PM That and the four other times he said something to that effect. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:27 PM i can look up cool youtube videos highglossfinish — Today at 11:28 PM We'll pack it up after this one. thenightetc2 — Today at 11:28 PM "But no, everybody seems to have forgotten that!" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:29 PM okay but just for future reference this is a playlist of absolute utter madness. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy--PyMHQQ9mHaUMO8ZgWM8ISO7OcX-sU YouTube Theorizer: Dreamworks Mort Theory This is one of my rare "special series" playlists, made for a specific subset of videos. This one is for my Dreamworks Mort Mega-Theory. This is for easy vie...

highglossfinish — Today at 11:30 PM "Unclear!" "Huh!" thenightetc2 — Today at 11:30 PM Why wouldn't they! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:31 PM the dude is actively working on over 2000 diagrams to explain how you can condense the 'entire pixar infinite mobius strip' down to just five universes i can barely follow what the hell he's going on about at this point but i can only believe that he's not kidding and is fully serious. i am now listening and that sounds exactly like what autobots would do. thenightetc2 — Today at 11:33 PM "Oh, my god" Mimic — Today at 11:34 PM not an untrue word out of hteir mouths highglossfinish — Today at 11:34 PM And that would be that! thenightetc2 — Today at 11:34 PM And what a that it was! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 11:34 PM okay! highglossfinish — Today at 11:34 PM Such a that if there ever was! thenightetc2 — Today at 11:35 PM Thanks for bringing in Centaurworld! I am jazzed to watch the rest of this next time. highglossfinish — Today at 11:36 PM You and I both! Mimic — Today at 11:36 PM that show is wild highglossfinish — Today at 11:37 PM It's so many things. thenightetc2 — Today at 11:37 PM It IS.

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Vivo

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Hello! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Hello there! How's life? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Well, I can't complain How are things with you? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:02 PM Hectic. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM nodnods highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:02 PM But I can't complain. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Shall we use watchparty again, or should I fire up the discord app and hope? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM No harm in hoping. If not, watchparty exists. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Honestly, these problems have been going on since at least The Terror; they'd just gotten worse recently. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM That's...bizarre. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:08 PM I assume it's some update/updates, or something to do with it being routed through different servers, or something Mimic — Yesterday at 10:09 PM Hello! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:09 PM Hello! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:09 PM Once, trying to play Jackbox, it was so bad that it would literally never load the host's screen, just stay stuck on the loading thing. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Also sometimes a security update just breaks shit and they have to fix it, slowing the whole thing down to uselessness. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Here, uh... it sort of works, in that I only have to click "stop watching" and then click the stream again when it freezes... every minute or two. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Hello! I'd join, but uhhh...I got hard mode college work to finish up tonight. Enjoy your movie night!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Oooooo, this looks cool highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:15 PM Breakdown got very emotional over this.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:16 PM It's extremely good highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:18 PM This is going to be one of those "I have absolutely zero knowledge of whether this is good" nights. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Those can be fun! We'll just have to see. :slight_smile: First question: can the humans understand the monkey highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM This would be beyond intolerable if it were anyone else voicing the kinkajou. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Yeah he has mild boss baby vibes Mimic — Yesterday at 10:23 PM This feels like a Madagascar spinoff that couldn’t get the rights to the name through legal nonsense thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM ...Maybe. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:27 PM The monkey has a foul little personality and I don't like it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM I'm a little weirded out by the jealousy vibe highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM "We fell in love due to our shared trait of having tiny, tiny faces." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:28 PM I wasn't going to say anything But yes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM "Marta can't compare to what my monkey hands can do!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM nooooooooo Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Why have you said this thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM I still can't tell if he can understand the monkey. Like, that could have been a conversation, or the guy could have been doing the "talking to a pet" thing. It's bugging me highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM It did say earlier that their only shared language is music. Possibly a little bestiality. Mostly music. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM You stop that. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Ech Music is very good highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:31 PM I've said my piece. Now we can all spend the rest of the movie thinking about it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Or we could spend the rest of the movie NOT thinking about it And now it has him making little monkey noises. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Why is the monkey like this highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:32 PM "No, I take an uncomfortable amount of issue with this!" Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Monkey...... How much have I missed? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Hi, Smokescreen! This dude is going to travel to see an old musical partner and sing with her, and his pet trained monkey partner is very against it For uh reasons ...Oh no. Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:35 PM OH Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:35 PM I didn't know humans could train monkeys yet! Mimic — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Long standing practice. Normally can’t make them sing tho thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM The monkey is a funny talking animal but the human characters don't seem to understand him. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM

Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:37 PM wheeze Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:37 PM That That's the most positive way I've EVER heard someone talk about Florida I think! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM :frowning: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM He gets to Florida and immediately regrets it. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM He goes to Florida, sings a musical number, and immediately leaves Mimic — Yesterday at 10:44 PM when anyone gets to florida, they either regret it, or become floridian. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:45 PM "let" her have the hairstyle she wants on her own head, how "generous" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:46 PM The monkey's had no shots but it's Florida so it's fine. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM ...wow Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Petting zoo............................................ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM I really dislike that mom The kid is kind of annoying but she's also like 10 Hopolites — Yesterday at 10:49 PM I think the monkey lives between dimensions and thats why he reacts to all the songs like theyre really happening Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Wait, she's even younger than Raf? She really is a newspark!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:51 PM Rude. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:52 PM also this is florida. how is a well-behaved monkey the weirdest thing tehy've seen on a bus thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM ewwwwwww Pfff highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM All of these characters are unpleasant. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Gee, I wonder why she doesn't want to be in their troop Personal space! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Again. Florida. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM "Oh yeah I'm on the way to the vet right now" that's all you have to say ...they don't even know where he was going well. I mean, it wasn't the weight, there was just something sharp that punctured the lifeboat :wave: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM At least when she gets hopelessly lost in the middle of the Everglades she'll have plenty of monkey to eat. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:03 PM What if the monkey eats first Mimic — Yesterday at 11:03 PM and so will the alligators thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM This is why you lock your computer when you leave .... highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:05 PM "My dad used to say that immediately before he was eaten by alligators." You hated her four minutes ago. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:06 PM musical numbers fix everything thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:06 PM They're bonding over this very dangerous situation! pffffffff Lady it's a bus, it's gonna stop sometime highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Unless the monkey interfaces with the bird I fail to see how this character is needed. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:11 PM so this is what's happening now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:11 PM wow Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM was that a fuckin' pun highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:13 PM Well, that was pointless! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:13 PM Hey, I'm sure they'll be back sometime Feels a little weird that she set this up and advertised it on the assumption he'd come highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM It would be hilarious if they didn't. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Okay how the fuck did they find her in the middle of the everglades How did they get that >how big is the everglades 7,800 mi² Do any snakes anywhere have teeth like that Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Hey, I'm afraid I can't drop in tonight (or maybe any night from now on... got a new job), but what's the movie? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Vivo, on Netflix Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:18 PM And why is Lin-Manuel Miranda a kinkajou WHY IS A KINKAJOU IN FLORIDA Mimic — Yesterday at 11:18 PM because for some reason he took the contract with netflix Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Fair. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:18 PM and that's the plot of the movie! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Oh, ok! Fish out of water thing. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM His singing voice is the only good thing about the movie. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:22 PM "they're weak to that type!" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:22 PM I'll have to take a look at The Disaster later XD Mimic — Yesterday at 11:23 PM and there's some Lin Manuel Miranda flow. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Hehehehehe yesss. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:23 PM ONLY THE BEST LESSONS IN THIS MOVIE thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM aw nooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM None of this would have happened if you hadn't gone through the Everglades. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM very true. They could have caught a later bus. Missed the show, maybe, but they could have found her after Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Whoa, that goose looks weird thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Prediction: Gabby remembers the lyrics, at least Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM it's a spoonbill. basically, it's a flamingo-goose hybrid that is designed to look a lot stupider. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:27 PM Ohhhh. How big ARE they? Like. They look like they could gnaw on my whole head. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM awww ...they had NO plan just slip it under the door highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM All of this could have been prevented by showing her mother the paper with the song her dead uncle wrote for this specific person. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM To be fair her mom hasn't exactly been a "listener" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Not to her daughter. To an old dead man, maybe. "We could have spent our entire lives together...oh well!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:37 PM ...she asked YOU to take her highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Who needs tickets? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM I'm SURE there were some seats left in this farewell concert for a very famous and popular singer! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM And no one guarding the doors! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:39 PM The true fantasy is getting everyone to learn the song in like, an hour highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:39 PM Was there any reason why he couldn't have just...gone with her? And is that the name of the venue they're plugging into this very poignant song? Oh no you don't! Well! That was stupid. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:44 PM extremely so thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Good songs. Dubious everything else. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:45 PM this video is basically my thoughts on that movie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeSBvMdJF6U YouTube Fargield Monkey kung fu panda

Mimic — Yesterday at 11:45 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5kUWn3HqXw also I've been holding onto this. YouTube Screen Rant Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Pitch Meeting

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:46 PM Glorious. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:46 PM Woojit, you have shown me monkey highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:47 PM I do like how they're charming in real life, but no, disgusting little monkey.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM Nice. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Aw, they are cute! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Well then. And this doesn't cause... problems. Well! :smile: Amazing. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM I love the logic here. Oh my god highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM Dear Unicron. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM There's no way for me to check that! Mimic — Today at 12:07 AM it's just not possible thenightetc2 — Today at 12:08 AM What is it with Decepticons and trying to harvest the sun. highglossfinish — Today at 12:09 AM It's not even a good sun. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM There are lots of suns! Galaxy's full of 'em! Just take one nobody's living near. Memorable's one word for it! Mimic — Today at 12:11 AM right??? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:12 AM ..."Venom pitch meeting" highglossfinish — Today at 12:12 AM There are some words for it and that sure is one of them. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:12 AM I mean, it is certainly a thing that people remember. highglossfinish — Today at 12:13 AM Rom-com. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:13 AM And other times a romance! One of the best rom-coms I've ever seen! He's Elon Musk; THAT'S his deal. Excellent. highglossfinish — Today at 12:17 AM Well, that was more fun than Vivo! Mimic — Today at 12:18 AM to be fair, it's a little easy to clear that bar thenightetc2 — Today at 12:18 AM Fewer musical numbers, and yet Well. That was fun! Thank you for the stream. highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM Thank you for being here! Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM thanks again! highglossfinish — Today at 12:20 AM Of course! Good night! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:20 AM Goodnight! Mimic — Today at 12:20 AM good night! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:24 AM Vivo like, "You know what's stupid and annoying? When people care about the environment and think you shouldn't import exotic animals and set them loose in sensitive ecosystems! And you know what's the WORST? When people like peace and quiet! They probably want to murder you" Hopolites — Today at 12:25 AM Florida's ecosystem is already fucked, it doesnt need a monkey Mimic — Today at 12:26 AM Agreed. but clearly, we're sympathizing too hard with the... weak excuses for antagonists thenightetc2 — Today at 12:32 AM But I have to admit I'm genuinely glad that apparently her mom let her quit the troop. highglossfinish — Today at 12:45 AM "You know what's especially fun? Not paying for tickets to things." thenightetc2 — Today at 12:53 AM And really, why should you.

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Ready whenever you are, everyone! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:39 PM I'm here! Is this the Disney version, or a different one? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM The Disney one! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Hello! Are we still going with discord's built-in streaming? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM We are. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:40 PM liKE FIRE, HELLFIRE That'll be in my head for a while highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:41 PM Obtained through only the most legal, Autobot-approved methods, naturally. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Ah, the un-fun methods thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Naturally. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Wink.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Wink. https://twitter.com/SydSteyerhart/status/1402695659254259713 Syd Steyerhart (@SydSteyerhart) https://t.co/RrUUxJW2ev Retweets 18233 Likes 184927 Twitter•06/09/2021 Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:43 PM :wink: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Well, time to see if discord feels like working for me today. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:45 PM ...Dang it. Apparently I won't be here for a little while. Sorry about that, I'll be back! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:46 PM It looks okay for now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Sound, picture, yes, good? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Yeah. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:47 PM I can see the singing horse, yes thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:47 PM I just binged this entire show the other day--it is great. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:47 PM I enjoy the fact that one of those abominations sounds exactly like Blades. He doesn't want to talk about it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Annnnnd the picture is frozen now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Is it frozen for everyone? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM No. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Still moving for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Clicking "stop watching" and then clicking on it again usually fixes it... for a little while. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:48 PM o highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:50 PM I blame the singing horse. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:50 PM It wasn't the horse...it was the other creatures thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:50 PM I usually end up having to do that dozens of times per stream. I just don't bother mentioning it every time because there doesn't seem to be anything you can do to fix it. That was #4 just now, btw. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:51 PM :[ highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Ugh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Yeah :/ Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Do you have anything else running on your end, like youtube or some game? That's normally what takes me out when I try to stream/watch a stream on discord or internet provider being not good too thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM It is discord. The problem is discord. I can stream other things just fine. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:53 PM dang thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Even rebooting and only having the minimum running doesn't help. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Oof. Idk how to fix the discord. I had someone else fix mine via a whole computer upgrade highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Does anyone want to try watchparty? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I'd love to do so Wazkalia — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I'm down thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I can just arrange my windows and have discord visible at the same time for chatting highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM I can see it, but I think it's muted Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:02 PM ok so i wasn't losing it... This is frollo's fault thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:03 PM Absolutely. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:05 PM gettin some grape juice, I'll be back highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM I don't know how to fix the sound issue. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:06 PM heck this is disney's fault thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:07 PM I believe you can share directly from a link instead of your screen Right, it's the virtual browser option I hear it now! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:08 PM i hear! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:12 PM man, this part gives me chills Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:12 PM Honestly! I makes me think that's what all those statues were for. Mess up in front of the church? THE CHURCH SAW YOU thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:13 PM But, y'know, I think the archdeacon was thinking too much about punishing Frollo and too little about whether he's actually fit to be a "parent" Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Oh he was. I wouldn't trust Frollo to take care of a moss ball thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM I wouldn't trust him with a pet rock. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:14 PM He'd somehow give the rock anxiety and depression thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM ...Okay that gargoyle's voice is SO familiar. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Which one? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:16 PM That one, with the long, narrow horns The joker. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Jason Alexander! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Oh! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Ye! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Ohhhhh, George from Seinfeld, of course Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:18 PM the man mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:18 PM HOW MUCH DID I MISS?!?! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Hello, whoever just jumped on. We're here. https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

Not much. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM About eleven minutes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Frollo gets a proper seat and a proper plate and cup because of course he does. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Naturally. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Did it cut out? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Wow, that sure is a version of events It's still going Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:21 PM I still see and hear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Excellent. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM It's been working just fine! I'd say at least 90% of the people in the city would have made better guardians than this guy. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:23 PM The rats would have been better thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM And that's including small children. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:23 PM A ROCK! You'd think someone would hear him with them pipes and holler at him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Right? Or see him Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:26 PM They can't see the man who clearly made parkour highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:26 PM This movie really doesn't have a single bad song in it. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:26 PM It doesn't! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:26 PM Every last one is fantastic! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Ohohohoho Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:27 PM :3 Flex thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Nice disguise Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Nice pun Achilles heel thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Yes, we know you're a murderer Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Absolutely vile mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Why is my phone giving me phonecall audio quality here? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM So... did he know those ants were there ahead of time? Did he leave them so he could have his little drama? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:31 PM The best boi! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM I mean, why else would the stone be loose like that Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Cause he's a vile judge who apparently hates nature Goat pls thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM She's so good Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Imma pop out real quick. This part makes me sad thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM ...Ah, right. wince Wait, wait, that guy recognized him? That raises some questions. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:34 PM My heart hurts at this highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:34 PM What's their objection? He looks like a pug. You all like those, don't you? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Well pugs back then looked normal and could breath highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:35 PM It's a lovely movie if you end it there. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Oh this is is where my childhood hate of law enforcement came from IT WAS THIS PART Ninja! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:38 PM I RETURN Have I missed the Hellfire song or not Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Nope! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Not at all Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Nice Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Oh I love that bit thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM oof Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:40 PM >:[ If them guards ain't start tossing produce Waste of food highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Is it out of sync for anyone else? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Hmmmm, seems okay to me. NOPE Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Nasty man NASTY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM n o p e Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Stab Him Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Turn the goat on him Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Nahh. Not sharp enough. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:47 PM This song chills me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM they DO recognize him Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:48 PM SO THEY WERE EVIL ON PURPOSE Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:50 PM SPIT THAT OUT Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:50 PM She's hungry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:51 PM oof Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:51 PM :oof: Hardcore parkour thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM ikr oh so it's a map highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM You know, they say she never had any interest in him, but I wonder. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Why would she not just say "it's a map" Oh, it is out of sync now, oops Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Quasi stronk Man is in full armor, lifted him Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM OH The middle gargoyle reminds me of Pumbaa! I could never put my finger on it before now! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 10:58 PM ITS TIME Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:58 PM It's tiiiiiime >:3 thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM I'm sure she knows no such thing. Vile man Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:59 PM Yes, but catchy song Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:00 PM EVIL MAN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM "get out, I was busy singing about my boner" Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:00 PM Sgdfs Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Who plays this guy? And has he released any music tracks of his own Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Google time! One sec Tony jay! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Thanks! I'll look him up on Spotify sometime Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Phoebus is a real hero thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM ikr Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:04 PM HE'S IN PLATE HANG ON You ever use your burning city to cook? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM Well, I suppose their only jobs are being stone and being irreverent. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:07 PM They could have told this story without the gargoyles. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Could a just kept the girl. She at least on her own is a reason voice Also give them leg Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM True... but I feel like they're useful for comedic relief in theory. They're just... obnoxious. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Yyyyeah Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Awww- did I miss the movie? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Hi smoky!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM About 2/3 of it Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:09 PM I wouldn't mind if he had gargoyle imaginary friends, they're just... irritating Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Hey!! ... Wait, where IS the movie Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Yeah most of it highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM I like that they make absolutely no secret of the fact that the fat one wants to insert his entire hoof into the goat. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM That would be Not Here highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM CURSED, KO highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Here it is. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM CURSED. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:10 PM HELP highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM It's true and we all have to live with knowing it. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:10 PM You didn't have to remind me! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Thank you, Woojit! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:10 PM That made me choke on my DRINK Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:10 PM ... Also, sorry about, uh, the other day. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:11 PM I'd rather you than the owl beast. You're slightly too late for Hellfire, but just in time to watch his heart rip in half. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:11 PM I'm sorry your face is comfy to sit on!! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Wh Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Smokescreen was an owl for a little while. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM HOW WHY Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Magic! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Hoo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM He also enjoys making statements with Implications. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Anon magic most fowl. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Hoot hoot highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Horrible, horrible magic. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Wait...how big of an owl? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Pretty big! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Cause uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh, that's fine then As long as he wasn't the size of a Honda highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Also, is the room loading for you, Smokescreen? It's a stopgap measure because discord is acting up. No. About owl-sized. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Good, good. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:15 PM It's loaded, but paused for me? OH THERE IT GOES highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:15 PM There we go. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:15 PM i had to sync Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Discord has been kinda wack in general lately, it was refusing to give me and my friends notifications for a while. I assume the recent updates messed with some things. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Heartbreak Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:15 PM But! By the way, Woojit, I might have a good surprise for you to make up for using you like a chair. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:15 PM THE PAIN Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Does that ever happen to you guys? You update something and then something (not so) unrelated goes wrong? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Yeah, Windows in general Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM I meant Transformers, but that too. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Ooh! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:16 PM O Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Oh, yeah! I'll update my datapad and it will just take FOREVER to boot up, and I end up with like, weird messages about having viruses? But like, I can close those, so it's fine. But yes!! Woojit, I'll come by with the surprise later. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Admittedly, that's what I'd do too, for lack of knowing what else to do about it. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:18 PM EVIL MAN Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Yyyyyup thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Surprised he didn't want to keep the figurine Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:19 PM He did burn her scarf, to be fair Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:20 PM JUST GO SAVE THE TOWN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Yeah but you don't want to know what he did with it first Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:20 PM EW Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:21 PM thanks for that fricking mental image. Ew. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:22 PM Close the door behind you! Guys the DOOR Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:22 PM This is why you close doors!! Or graves SPOOP SPOOP Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:23 PM hehe thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM ohoho Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I found Tony Jay's discography! ...It's not what I expected.

Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:24 PM BUSSIN Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:24 PM trust that bitch!! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:25 PM EVIL MAN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM ...this is why we close doors Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Close doors!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Bussin' Moves with Frollo. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I haven't listened to them yet, I wonder if maybe Spotify got the people mixed up...? But maybe not... Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I hope not!! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:27 PM Same tbh, though admittedly I was hoping for a best-case scenario of "he did a cover of Fly Me To The Moon". Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:27 PM This is historically accurate! Men who didn't get the girl the wanted yelled witchcraft!! How come them bigger gargoyles don't come to life? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Good point... Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Could a used the bigger flying ones But we get sick Tarzan moves tho The favored French pastime: CIVIL UNREST Gungoyle Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM fjdhgsdfgsdf thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM That man would be dead. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Ye Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Killed a man via horse butt. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:32 PM FROLLO WOULD HAVE BURNT Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM (Almost sent that message to the wrong chat, btw!) :) Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Shsgs She's resting thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Resting from smoke inhalation :frowning: Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:33 PM She needs some milk meme to hide the pain QUASI NO Frollo lookin like a sith lord Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM He had a whole musical number about his dark urges, and you're surprised? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Nah, I just noticed it with the sword DIVINE INTERVENTION thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM HA Nice timing Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM They do come alive! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Just for poetic reasons tho For the drama mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:37 PM is the movie over Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Nearly mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:37 PM i had to peace out Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:37 PM Pretty much, sorry highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:37 PM This could be resolved with a threesome. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:38 PM KNOCKOUT mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:38 PM not because of the movie but because of Video Games Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Accurate, and far less cursed than any of your other takes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Well, it could! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:38 PM this is about as true as the fact that humans need more ways to explode Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Aren't you the one who said they did mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:38 PM is drinking energon a way for humans to explode Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM DON'T. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:39 PM yes, both are very true. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:39 PM True, but your timing keeps making me choke on my drink!! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:39 PM it could be solved by a threesome and humans do need more explosion methods Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:39 PM Ouch. HEY DO NOT *they Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:39 PM Shsfshd mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:39 PM like having a friend chug energon like gatorade and then shooting them in the gut so you both explode Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:39 PM OH Woojit!! Have you seen the sequels for this? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:40 PM WE CAN SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:40 PM They're pretty bad, aren't they? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:40 PM SEQUELS??? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:40 PM that's two ways to explode right there: Drinking energon before being shot in the gut, and also shooting someone in the gut right after they drink energon Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:40 PM Plural?????? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:40 PM I thought there was only one sequel mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:40 PM everything Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:40 PM SAME highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:40 PM Oh, we absolutely have to watch all the unforgivable Disney sequels. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:41 PM Oh dear lord help us Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM "SPONTANEOUS" IS EVERYTHING, ITS LITERALLY NO REASON AND ANY REASON Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:41 PM GOOD mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:41 PM IS IT 'DRINKING ENERGON AND EXPLODING'?!?!? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:41 PM ..............Fair............ mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:42 PM when i die fill my corpse with energon so that i may be used as a cybertronian hand grenade, preferably by knockout Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Is this human Soundwave? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Me? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:43 PM LMAO mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:43 PM (other ways for humans to explode that we have been ROBBED of: Being used as a cybertronian energon hand grenade, and being caught in the blast radius of a cybertronian hand grenade. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:43 PM Yes. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:44 PM guess I'll practice this emoticon then. }[} Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:44 PM What is this and why have I never seen it?! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:44 PM or |[} okay wait is this being streamed to discord am i missing a thing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:44 PM https://www.watchparty.me/#nosy-game-agree WatchParty Watch videos together with friends. Chat and react in real time to a synchronized stream, with multiple ways of watching video, including screenshare, VM, and YouTube.

Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:46 PM VR chat is a CURSED land Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:49 PM CARS. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:50 PM IM SCARRED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Well. Wow. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:52 PM He found out his discord love him I...did o have a stroke? That was beautiful highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Any other suggestions to close us out? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Not from me. Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Not off the top of my head, nah highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:56 PM In that case, thank you all for coming! I've been excited to stream this one. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:56 PM I might have one! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Not excited enough to stream it in a timely fashion, but still. Oh? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM And thank you for hosting! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Markiplier plays people playground thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Oh? Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Thanks for streamin!!! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Thanks for having us, Woojit! Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Chaos man highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Can't stand that particular human! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM oh apologies highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM But thank you for throwing it out there nonetheless! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Dumb idea for a FUTURE stream: Uhhhhhhh lemme get back to you on that Wazkalia — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Night all!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Good night! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Goodnight! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Goodnight! Thank you!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM And thank you for being willing to try out the new site! I'm sure it won't last but it worked SO much better highglossfinish — Today at 12:00 AM Glad to hear it!

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The BFG

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Hello! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Is There A High Thursday Picture Show Gloss? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Hello, and there is! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:43 PM

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Hiya!! What's the movie? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:44 PM and or possibly game highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:45 PM The BFG. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:45 PM OOO Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:45 PM Ohhh!! I love that one!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Oh! That's a fun one mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:46 PM never even heard of it but i want GIVE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Then you're in for a ride. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:46 PM i wish i had nitro

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:47 PM hullo concept: gloss that gets you high Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:49 PM I think that's just certain types of varnish. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:49 PM Oh it has the reduced quality warning already, a good sign mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:49 PM ugh my wifi is bad rn highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Picture, sound, yes, no? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:52 PM dsfngsdjfgnsdf it tells me you're not even sharing your screen Aha! PICTURE And sound!! YESSSSS highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Glorious! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Working alright! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:54 PM so what IS this Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Wait.... this isn't the movie I know at all! There's another one? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Oh yes! You thought this was the coherent one? Not a chance. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Oho! So it's not the recent one? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:54 PM It's based off a book by the guy who wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory The new one is COHERENT? THEN WHAT IS THIS GONNA BE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Well, I for one am very excited about this.

Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:55 PM same, tbh (For you, this must be a horror movie opening... because Owl) highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Off to a horrific start. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Is the owl going to take someone on a MAGICAL ADVENTURE? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Okay is it just QUIET or am i not hearing it at all thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:56 PM and/or steal their sibling? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:56 PM There's soft music mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:56 PM I'm having to turn my volume up a bit much to properly hear like, even the dialog Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:56 PM ....I can't understand a word they're saying, but there is in fact sound, for me highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Better? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Ohhhh this is on youtube? Could I have the link? The actual stream's kinda... jerky for me. Keep having to stop watching and then watch again highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ86qPEsmK8&ab_channel=SimpsonsClips24 YouTube SimpsonsClips24 Roald Dahl's The BFG (1989) - Full Movie (FULLY RESTORED)

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:58 PM My own wifi is causing issues but i would think so thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Thank you! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:58 PM i hope highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM 5:07. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:59 PM Got it! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM Wonderful! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:00 PM i think it's better, ill let you know if it's still an issue when things are like, actively going on Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:00 PM snatch thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Oh no! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:02 PM That kid surely has whiplash by now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM Right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:02 PM OH SURE. OF COURSE THE OTHER GUYS DON'T WEAR PANTS. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:04 PM I'm at my max volume and im still having trouble hearing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Oh, good! Accents! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM "OI VOTED TWICE FOR LEAVE, OI DIDS!" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Oh no. P u n s. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM how COULD she think otherwise! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:06 PM It's a mystery! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:07 PM I'm just vibing and listening to this in the background I think either my headphones are bunk or my ears are thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Sorry if you've already checked, but are they plugged in all the way mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:10 PM They're bluetooth But I'm at max volume and can still barely make it out Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Oh wait! Discord has its own volume slider, have you checked that yet? Like, in your own call mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:11 PM I'm on mobile That's also at max Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Awww :/ thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:12 PM "well, since I'm trapped here forever, I guess I CAN keep a secret" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Oop that's way better thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM good job! That water looks... unwholesome ...is it booze Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:20 PM No... it's Fart Soda. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:20 PM ............................................ Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:20 PM WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S A SONG ABOUT IT?? ......Okay, okay, that's probably more true to the book.... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM oh my god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:21 PM I KNOW. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM "No!" It would have been less uncomfortable if he'd just loaded her up with liquor. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM :point_up_2: mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:22 PM as someone who's listening and not watching: What's a whizzpop fizzbang thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM It's a fart that makes you fly up in the air somehow. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Someone else explain this so I don't have to. Thank you. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM I swear I'm not making this up. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Also your species is disgusting. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:24 PM agreed thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM This is NOT representative. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Listen, you're not wrong, but we don't do that-- thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM it is 100% fake highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Too late. These things can't be unknown. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:24 PM admittedly while our modes of failure are more numerous, yours are more explosive. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Oh slag, what did I miss? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM There was a song about farts. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Time to rewind it so Smokescreen can be subjected to it. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Farts... NO mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:25 PM for instance: Humans when they get shot in the heart just die quietly, meanwhile you guys explode Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM I'M GOOD thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Yes, let's! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM You don't die when you get shot!! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:26 PM we can pull a joint and collapse, you can pull a T-cog and turn into a metal ball instead of a car Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:26 PM ......I'm not listening to this again. No. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:26 PM What would happen if you stood on your head after eating a whizzpop fizzbang Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:27 PM That drink looks delicious am I going to regret saying that Oh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Yes. Oh. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:28 PM I can only assume you'd be flattened by g-forces, if you stood on your head. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM failing that the bubbles get confused, and you explode hilariously. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM No, no, it's the gas that goes down. So you'd just burp. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM no you'd explode Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:29 PM So what happens if you chug the whole thing mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM humans need more ways to explode, cybertronians get all the fun. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:29 PM ....oh right, you do have a point NOT THE EXPLODING THING MY MESSAGE SENT AT A BAD TIME mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM YES the exploding thing Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:30 PM NO!! WE CAN EXPLODE IN SO MANY WAYS, WE DON'T NEED MORE mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM THE GIANT ROBOTS HAVE MORE WAY TO EXPLODE THAN WE DO. THEY ARE WINNING. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:30 PM ... Wait, so this is the BFG, right? I can't believe they made a story called the Big Fucking Gun mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM yeah that's what they're on a quest to get the small child needs the Big Fucking Gun to murder the giant with to take its powers and become giant themself Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:32 PM I have to say, I very much admire the people that painted the backgrounds thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Definitely Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:35 PM What decade is this from again? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM 1980s. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Ooooooooo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:37 PM I thought I recognized those synth noises. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:38 PM has someone exploded yet Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Not yet. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:39 PM boooo Mimic — Yesterday at 10:39 PM hello! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Hello! You missed an entire musical number about... farts. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:40 PM I... wish that was not something that has occurred more than once in my life highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM "I gets a tingly feeling when I peeks into the bedroom window." Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Oh. Oh no highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Aaand then this happens. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I kind of wonder if he's supposed to be doing this mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:41 PM whaaaaats happenin Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Oh, this feels like my nightmares, synth and everything Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM the shit animated movies used to get away with Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Less Optimus though highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Mine could do with a little less synth and a little more Optimus. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM :smirk: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Well, in fairness, that is the most accurate animated version of a dream I've ever seen. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Are you SURE you want Optimus to stare at you in utter disappointment, Woojit? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Wait, you guys both dream about synth noises? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Don't all dreams contain an aggressive synth soundtrack? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:43 PM mine do occasionally get aggressively vaporwave... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Sure, hold her up so she can see someone get murdered Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:44 PM The moral of this story is don't sleep with your windows open. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:44 PM That sounds like the opposite of a problem. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Woojit, I would love to swap dreams with you if I could. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Honestly, I hardly ever remember my dreams' sounds. Once, a sound around me worked into a dream... so I know it must happen, but. I can't remember synth soundtracks. .......They could be there. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:45 PM PPHPHFFFF- The queen? You sure? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:46 PM I can and will. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Pffffff So is it like, his job, supernaturally, to give people dreams? Or is it more of a hobby Is he the sandman highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:47 PM A very questionable hobby. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:47 PM ... Is he responsible for ALL dreams? Like. All dreams? Even the questionable ones? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM He did sort of imply, when they were in dream country, that they can go to people on their own. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:47 PM definitely a hobby. he greatly enjoys sneaking good dreams into the ears of sleeping children. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM His whole bit about catching the bad dreams so nobody will have them Just seems... weird and intrusive mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:48 PM brb I've gotta do a Thing that the stream audio will distract me from Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:48 PM But like.... What about the dreams that are... you know. Funner. I don't think I want HIM to make those dreams for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Like I said! Weird and intrusive. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Oh he makes those dreams for you just for you Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Noooooo mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:50 PM we all get them from our brains but you get BFG made ones as a treat Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:50 PM That explains a lot mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:50 PM from the big fucking gun Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:50 PM He can keep those dreams highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:51 PM The BFG enjoys the noises you make when you sleep. You specifically. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:52 PM You know? I think I can go a few nights without sleeping! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM Shhhhh your brain makes your dreams, too. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM This maid is having a very weird day. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM and you're sure he won't be waiting? just... waiting for you, specifically, to sleep? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM "Come speak to me from the only angle they felt the need to draw me at." Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:53 PM .... Hey, Woojit, how long can a bot go without sleeping? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Why are the maid's eyes all blue like that? Has she been at the spice? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM She's wracked by lead poisoning. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:54 PM "It stands for big fucking gun!" And then he leads an assassination attempt thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Ha! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:55 PM "WhoOAAh." Mimic — Yesterday at 10:55 PM "OKAY, THIS MIGHT AS WELL BE HAPPENING" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:55 PM You'll pass out, but not before hallucinating the BFG. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:56 PM :trauma: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM "Oh dear, she's frightfully dead." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Oh god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Well, this scene is oddly exact to the newer one. Framing and all. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Where is Parliament in all of this? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Also, is the queen sedated?! she is taking all this way too calmly thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM She's super high Mimic — Yesterday at 10:58 PM yeah, that tracks Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:59 PM I wish I could be that high! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:59 PM "anymore" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:00 PM okay, high on what, because unless she produces thc in her bloodstream we are rapidly outpacing "high on weed" and approaching "high on multiple types of opiate" Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:01 PM These all sound like viable Decepticon names. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM The queen can't feel her feet. She doesn't even care that a giant just soiled himself in front of her breakfast table. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:01 PM MORE DAKA Mimic — Yesterday at 11:02 PM MORE DAKKA thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM More dakka! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Ah yes... the cheerful music over the imposing brigade of helicopters I feel like the tone is... off thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Flying into the Eye of Sauron Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:05 PM I feel like this violates a lot of laws of both worlds. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:05 PM ARE THOSE DINOSAURS thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM At this point, why not! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM How are they not waking up. Never mind..... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Gosh, I think I saw a porno like this once Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:08 PM you what? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Nothing Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:08 PM ... Where Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:08 PM I was about to say, I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Whoops! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Be aware of your surroundings! Zombieland rules, dammit! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Wait... they call him the BFG?? But they're so much bigger than him?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Maybe they don't know what it stands for? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:11 PM might be sarcasm. "Oh, look at you being big enough to be friendly instead of murderous like us" Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Instead of freeing his compatriots or neutralizing the humans, he stomps off to fight alone. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Well, they don't seem very bright Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM ... wait, did the BFG inspire the house elves in Harry Potter. 'cause looking at him getting shaken around reminds me a loooot of Dobby Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM He doesn't seem to be the sharpest when it comes to strategy. ...Or teeth, for that matter. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM OH god, you're right Dobby is not eating humans! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Other giants is bad, evil giants! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:15 PM "Oi is not a traitor because..........." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Why did the giant have an ass like that. They did not have to do that. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:16 PM There were a lot of things in this movie they didn't have to do Mimic — Yesterday at 11:16 PM no they did not, but like the sculptors of the Mothman statue, they cared highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Plot twist, the BFG was a remorseless child eater and he just eliminated the competition. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM The dreams are so they don't struggle. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:19 PM "None of yis are safe!" Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:19 PM PFFFFF- Can you imagine? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Shhh, no tears, only dreams. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:20 PM oh. he's making blowing dreams ... That explains a lot thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM oh. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Oh, so he's the one responsible for those? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:20 PM That explains some of the weird Shockwave dreams. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM I"m sure everyone has weird Shockwave dreams. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Are you even a Cybertronian if you don't have a weird dream about Shockwave at least once? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Absolutely not. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:21 PM ... What are your Shockwave dreams/nightmares like, Woojit? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:22 PM They usually involve him doing sordid things to me and taking down the numbers. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:22 PM Yeah, that sounds about right. Does his eye turn into a horrifying, yet alluring mouth in your dreams, too? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:22 PM He doesn't even have a house. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM He doesn't even have food for her. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Not yet, but they just might start now. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:23 PM You're welcome, Woojit! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM THE SONG IS BACK. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM :frowning: Mimic — Yesterday at 11:23 PM was it important enough to warrant being hte credits song highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM l dream of Soundwave's eye mouth while this song plays. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:24 PM He can do some impressive things with it!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I'm sure he can! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:24 PM He can eat an entire energon cube, cube and all! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM this is an endorsement? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:24 PM .....Is this a bad time to mention I have a small figure of Shockwave, and I put a googly eye where his eye is? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM that makes you an artist Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I am! I painted the figure too, I painted most ones I have thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM This is the perfect time to mention that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM I wouldn't even have thought to mention it, except I laughed really hard at it while sleep-deprived last night lmao Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM what I'm saying specifically is that act awes me with your creative direction Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:26 PM Oh boy!! I wanna play Raid Shadow Legends now! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM ndksfjgnsdklfjg I think I saw someone else do it first tbh I forget where or who though Mimic — Yesterday at 11:27 PM if you don't remember where you got it but still acted on it and enjoyed the result, I can still appreciate you chose to do that Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Thank you, he looks ridiculous Mimic — Yesterday at 11:28 PM good thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I love it ...this is like dwarf fortress except your guys don't trigger the traps highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Oh no. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM :person_facepalming: Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:34 PM I hear human flesh and I. I need to head back home and grab dinner! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Smokescreen????? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:34 PM I forgot to grab a snack before I got here! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM What exactly are you having for dinner :angry: Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:34 PM NOT HUMAN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM We just watched a WHOLE MOVIE about how that's bad! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:35 PM ... sus Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:35 PM It's Energon! Made into noodles and stuff! Nothing like humans, I think thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM okay good Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:35 PM What kinda bot do you think I am?? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:36 PM I am now wondering what the equivalent of cheap ramen is for you thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM One who hears about eating human flesh and thinks of dinner, apparently! ...So, farting is a theme for this stream, huh. "Let's go straight to hell!" Oh my god He's sleeping. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:43 PM Suggestions to end the night on, anyone? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh! I have one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNAu72v2Yc YouTube Screen Rant CATS Pitch Meeting

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:45 PM Like a second big thing or just random videos thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM "and the prize is... death!" "oh, my god" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:47 PM i have a thing lemme get a link https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU YouTube Alex Bale SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

I'm entirely serious highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:47 PM "Because." Mimic — Yesterday at 11:48 PM "Now you're getting it!" "No, I'm not, no." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM "barely an inconvenience!" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:48 PM btw, there's one of these for the Bayformers movie too. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM "oh right, oh my god" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:50 PM i still offer the Spunch Bop theory Mimic — Yesterday at 11:50 PM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKCZttlAj1E and I offer this YouTube Screen Rant Transformers Pitch Meeting

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:51 PM dear god his optics Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM :eye: :eye: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM accurate Mimic — Yesterday at 11:52 PM hah! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM very efficient! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:54 PM "Kind of." mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:54 PM Is that something the allspark can do at all like just point it at a car and suddenly it's a car Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM Is someone's mic on? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:54 PM or did they just bullshit that IT WAS MINE OH NO Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:55 PM I just heard a very tiny laugh, it's fine thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Gosh I wonder why Megatron would be mad at this point :thinking: Barely an inconvenience! "what" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM i once again offer: https://youtu.be/okFP92BfkUU YouTube Alex Bale SPONGEBOB CONSPIRACY #4: The Evolution Theory

this nonsense highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM I'm afraid that's where we need to pack it in. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:57 PM well, thank you for the stream! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Aw Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Thanks!! It was........ well it was fun at least highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM It was...something! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM It Was A Thing! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Thank you for hosting! :smile: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Good night everyone, and as always, thank you for coming! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:58 PM good night, and thank you! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Gnight!<3 Thank you for hosting! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM Despite making us listen to the fart song three times. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM THERE WAS THAT, YES. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:58 PM night! thanke! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Goodnight!

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thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:35 PM Hello! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:36 PM Hello! And how dare you? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:36 PM wait is there a stream this thursday highgloss? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:36 PM There is. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:36 PM Heh. I'd say I'm sorry, but I'm really not. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:36 PM I wouldn't be either if I were you. But still! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Advantage to discord: i just get notifications whenever Mr Giant Car Robot Man decides to turn on the picture box. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Everyone does love a good moving picture. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Oh, definitely.

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:37 PM everybody knows that the only moving pictures in existence are the ones provided here on thursdays. you can't even take a picture and move it to the fridge on any other day we have to ask you it's a very long line indeed highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Expressly forbidden. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Physically impossible. conceptually inconceivable. Popatos just landed. — Yesterday at 9:38 PM thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Blasphemous. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Face car? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:38 PM Face car. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:39 PM Speaking of blasphemy! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:39 PM Face car! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:39 PM Face car!! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:39 PM let it only gently chew our faces off. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Now that Smokescreen and his cursed flesh pit are here, it's a proper party. Maybe it and Face car will cancel one another out. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:40 PM ah yes the mystery flesh pit national park Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Face car is not welcome in the mystery flesh pit mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:40 PM jshdhdjshdb thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:41 PM :frowning: mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:41 PM also hi are you also a second giant robot Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:41 PM I am! You're a tiny human, right? Also, Woojit, how much would it cost to get a mod so someone's alt mode looks like facecar? I have a prank idea mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:41 PM you make beep boop noises i make splortch squelch noises. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM The financial cost? Considerable. The moral cost? Through the roof. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:42 PM I've never beeped or booped in my life! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:42 PM doesn't like, rudimentary cybertronian/whatever language is spoken DIRECTLY out of the well sound like that? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Smokescreen. Why. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Lies. We have your baby holos. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Sometimes, you want to get revenge on someone! Wait how'd you get those Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:43 PM I know a guy. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:43 PM it's just playing putt putt noises as the computer screen does not show the facecar Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:44 PM puttputt explodes in the fireworks factory Everyone welcome thegreatmachine17 ! — Yesterday at 9:56 PM mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:56 PM what form of machine are you also welcome, if anyone invites you to mystery flesh pit national park then say no Scalpel — Yesterday at 11:48 PM can we suggest emojis here mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:48 PM i hope so highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM Of course! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 12:04 AM we need one of your face obvious ly Scalpel — Today at 12:19 AM i submit this as tribute . owolord Attachment file type: unknown owolord 217.28 KB highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM How's the picture? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:43 PM I don't see the game, I just see steam, but it looks good! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:44 PM no game just the noises thank whatever the humans use as the allspark. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Oh, that won't do. Everyone needs to see this. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Unicron's mystery flesh pit? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:44 PM yes that It ate like a hundred people in some timeline or another that was cray cray Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:45 PM You know? I'm glad the Uni in my universe can't do that! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:45 PM also I'm laughing because i may or may not have been the one to send the mystery flesh pit ask to knockout. i am curious on how good an idea it is to claim responsibility for my crimes however Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:46 PM You inspired me!! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:46 PM yes! let the mystery flesh pit have whatever objects within that are desired. also the stream is Freaking Dead highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Yes, I'm trying to get it to show a picture. Scalpel — Yesterday at 9:47 PM CURSED YOU AND YOUR CURSED VALVE NAME C U R S E D mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:47 PM i inspired the flesh pit valve am i cursed too Scalpel — Yesterday at 9:47 PM YES Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:47 PM Infinitely. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:47 PM Extremely cursed. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:48 PM anyone wanna know about one of the indigenous lifeforms of The Pit, the Amorphous Shame? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:48 PM ...I'm listening. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Discord is rejecting this with everything it's got. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:48 PM Ooh, what's that? Discord is trying to protect us mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:48 PM should i send a (spoilered) picture? if not: Its a giant sack of meat and organs that lives within the crevices of the Mystery Flesh Pit, shlurping up amino acids and nutrience. discord come the fuck on we're all adults here we're only extremely afraid of facecar Scalpel — Yesterday at 9:50 PM knock out is technically a facecar Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:50 PM Maybe Discord also fears facecar? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:50 PM waht Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:50 PM Ouch ... If Woojit's a facecar, am I a facecar, too? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:51 PM that's a worse insult than "The allspark must've been glitching out to make you" Scalpel — Yesterday at 9:51 PM gender: facecar mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:51 PM implying someone is a facecar Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Perhaps in the Sgadowrun sense of "face." *Shadowrun mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Sgadowrun Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:51 PM Shattered glass adowrun Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:52 PM PRIMUS NO mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:52 PM i prefer cyberpunk well i actually prefer mekton Scalpel — Yesterday at 9:52 PM i find this extremely amusing bc ive been binging the shadowrun games lately mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:52 PM but that's a different genre anyways I'm booting up space engineers Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Preferring Cyberpunk is entirely valid. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Mekton actually was made by the same dude Mike pondsmith rocks highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Can anyone see it now? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Newp mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:53 PM plus also in mekton one could theoretically play as knockout Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:53 PM I don't see anything, Woojit thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:53 PM Er, I don't even see that you have a stream on mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:53 PM the screen share isn't even on Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:53 PM It's not even saying you're streaming. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM I'm so tired. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Woojit, do you need a servo? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:54 PM hey knockout and or smokescreen can i make stats of you guys in mekton highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Please. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Let's see- is it a full-screen game? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:55 PM It is. It's not showing up on the list of applications to stream. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 9:55 PM can't you just do screen share? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:55 PM Hmm, I've seen that before. With it open, can you try hitting alt + enter, and if that doesn't work, F11? that sometimes toggles the window to windowed mode if you can get it to windowed mode, it SHOULD work fullscreen and discord are just weird as slag thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Theoretically you can change a game's Steam settings to make it start in windowed mode. In practice I've had mixed luck with that highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Isn't there a code I can enter to force it to? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:57 PM I think there IS? Its something like -w or something but I've never had luck with that thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Here we go https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=1040-JWMT-2947 Setting Game Launch Options - Steam Support Article "Setting Game Launch Options" and it's -windowed apparently Smokescreen — Yesterday at 9:58 PM you can also apparently hit F5 to open the menu- OH I swear I know how to use a computer thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Or -sw mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:00 PM is there a way to tell discord to just show everything your screen shows highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:03 PM Alright, let's try this. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:03 PM it says you minimized the application but- I SEE NOW or i see your vm mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:03 PM THE STREM IS PAUSEDEDED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:04 PM It's showing a "Scumm VM" thing mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:05 PM what's scumm vm thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM And the "paused" message keeps going on and off mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:05 PM sounds scummmy highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Very scummy. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:05 PM man discord is just screaming and flailing highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Isn't there an option to call up the discord chat while I'm in full screen? I stumbled onto it a few minutes ago. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:05 PM we're torturing it with putt putt torturing it Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:06 PM OH for scummvm it's apparently maybe -F mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:06 PM is just clicking on putt putt not an option Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:06 PM No, it disappears if woojit isn't actively in it highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:07 PM How about now? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:07 PM still in scummvm well it's asking if you want Fullscreen or not thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Showing summvm, showing the mouse moving around Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:07 PM OH I SEE thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:07 PM There we go! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:07 PM WOOJIT YOU DID IT mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:07 PM so i say to scream and beg and plead for windowed WAIT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Working just fine! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Working mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:07 PM YOU DID IT Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:08 PM How does it feel to be the most powerful bot, Woojit? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM I am the destroyer of worlds and the enabler of Face-car. Who's already got the shakes. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:09 PM I've got the shakes already, putt putt looks like they're on... something. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:09 PM Putt-putt Does Sexual Favors for the Pit Bosses. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:09 PM uh oh woojit, looks like you've got a dog inside you w. which pit boss would even Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:09 PM This should earn "at least he has a dog like TC" points, but they're dropping away into the yawning mystery flesh pit of my horror. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:09 PM Putt-putt starts a revolution with Megatron mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Putt-putt attempts to consume megatrons spark Putt-putt hides from soundwave Scalpel — Yesterday at 10:10 PM soundwave adopts the putt-putt :P mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Putt-putt eats shockwaves face Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Trick scenario, he doesn't have one. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Putt-putt eats dark energon mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:10 PM THERE'S MORE MORE FAC ECARS thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Touch the lever! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:11 PM WE'RE DOOMED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM His back is turned, touch it! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Facecar Hot Rod? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Putt-Putt's gaping sphincter. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:11 PM oooh you can squirt some gurt up there it looks like! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:11 PM the other facecar looks equally high on Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:11 PM ....tentacle? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM it's the antenna mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:11 PM i think it's regolith that makes you explode if someone so much as looks at you funny Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:12 PM Putt-putt goes thermonuclear thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:12 PM Of course... they are indoors, and can't actually see the fireworks going off. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Maybe they'll explode the fireworks indoors! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Mechamphetamines have to be involved here. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:13 PM And also it's daytime. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Jusjusjusjusjusjus thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:13 PM snorts Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Are we sure they're fireworks? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:13 PM mechamphetamenes plus crack mechocaine. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Like, maybe they're making Decepticon weapons? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:14 PM discord is resisting thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Facecar is a weenie. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:14 PM motivate it with a controlled shock Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:14 PM rest in piece, Putt-putt mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:14 PM i can't see thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM And that's the end of the game! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:15 PM I can see- it might be on your end mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:15 PM wait it's back Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:15 PM Last time this happened, the shockwave leveled a small town. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM Try clicking the "stop watching" button and then immediately clicking watch stream again That often helps Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Hehehehe. Uranus mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:16 PM the what? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Ditto if the video part pauses mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:16 PM oh stop watching not stopwatch Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:16 PM This drippy alien needs a tryptophobia warning. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Hey, Woojit, go over uranus a few times! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:16 PM Uranus sure is far away! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:16 PM yep Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:16 PM uranus is that way! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:17 PM I wonder which way uranus is. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:17 PM That's a long way to go for a booty call. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Urfleshpit is THIS way Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:17 PM That way, Woojit! Hey, that's what space bridges were made for, right? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:17 PM For travelling to uranus. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:17 PM ...was that an anal probe? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:17 PM Yes. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:17 PM indeed thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Well then Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:18 PM I love the person slamming the keyboard mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:18 PM why's it so much louder now Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:19 PM THE MOON IS VOLCANICALLY INERT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM How indeed. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Are you sure about that, Soul? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM GAH Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Very. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:19 PM oh hey look unicron Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Maybe Puttputt's fireworks messed up the moon highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:19 PM A friendly tentacle! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Tentacles, huh. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Is. Why is there a tentacle. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:19 PM unicron is playing peekaboo with us highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:19 PM It knew I was coming. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:19 PM I've seen enough hentai to know where this going. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:19 PM No pun intended. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:20 PM You know tentacles really well, huh? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:20 PM Moon's hentai. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:20 PM is there a way to view the stream and also chat here at the same time or do i need to flit back and forth Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:20 PM You can pop out the stream. Into its own window. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:20 PM I'm on mobile Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:20 PM Man, I love recognizing the hanna barbera sound effects thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:20 PM And click the pin if it doesn't stay on top--oh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM "Local ugly child dead!" Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:21 PM MORE tentacles Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Maybe puttputt is beautiful for a facecar? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:21 PM I think I like the moon. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM It sure has a lot of interesting locals! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:22 PM so i got out of my VERY cozy bed, walked an enormous 2 feet to my computer, and just sat down the stream is on my phone and im typing on the computer Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Soundwave? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:22 PM SOUNDWAVE RUM RUN Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Honestly? Seems better than some of my Cybertron's moons at this point mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:22 PM RUN YOU FOOL highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Disenfranchised minicons? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:22 PM THE CORPSES OF THEM PERHAPS. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:23 PM why are there so many tentacles thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Maybe he should just hang out in the acid pit! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Alas, he has fallen into acid. Oh no! Anyway. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:23 PM yeah just vibe in there hey who wants to see a thing i made in minecraft thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Wait, so the answer was to just... wait for a minute? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:25 PM discord is attempting to quarantine me from facecar is that a facerover thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:25 PM yes Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM This... This gives me an idea mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:25 PM oh no Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM :) mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:25 PM can i please replace this idea with my automated sweet roll factory highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM "It is a space rocket, stupid!" Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:25 PM I need to draw a nice little thing for woojit mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:25 PM i have screenshots highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Oh no. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Why does the moon have capitalism? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:26 PM the stream keeps crunging up for me Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:26 PM Hey, does anyone have a good picture of Woojit's alt mode? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:26 PM oh no thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:26 PM I'm amazed at how willing they are to sell their shop mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:27 PM NO FACECAR ART JUST SWEETROLLS

Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Give me a sex to consult the Book of Armaments. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:27 PM a sex hhehehhehehehehehe thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Would it even function as a rocket now? I mean they built in a window highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:27 PM They burn up immediately. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:28 PM finally facecar is slain thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM And it's free! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Just help yourself to the untended blue pills. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:29 PM see if the different colors do anything they're mixed nuts and bolts (taken from the disgruntled minicons from earlier.) thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Oh! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM im laggin aagain noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM What on earth is in that "soda" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:30 PM okay so you get to be blue for like a second highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:31 PM No! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:31 PM also i think you mean what off earth Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:31 PM https://soulsteel.tumblr.com/post/618713427894059008/so-i-read-somewhere-that-knockouts-vehicle-mode Tumblr Moves Like Ratchet Moves Like Ratchet So I read somewhere that Knockout’s vehicle mode was based off the Aston Martin One-77, and honestly I can’t blame him for fussing about his finish so much. The Aston Martin One-77 gets the 77 in it’s...

Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Ooooh, thank you, Soul!! :) mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:31 PM :( Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:32 PM No prob, sorry it took a minute - my Knock Out tag has a ton of stuff in. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:32 PM that plane is powered by dead balloon souls Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Oh, yeah, I get that! Knock Out is pretty photogenic. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:33 PM hey do planes with rotors and such have to deal with said rotors getting messed up Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Hi guys! Not sure I can join in this time, but I wanted to drop in and ask how it's going! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:33 PM pretty good Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Cool!:blush: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM So does running into the animals raise or lower your score? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:33 PM there were initial massive technical issues and now im having technical issues independant of knockout. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:34 PM A fun question, as in WWI planes shooting their own propellers off was an issue! They invested the timing belt that let pilots fire between the rotors eventually. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Oh nooooo, those are the worst :( --they WHAT. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:34 PM *invented! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:34 PM that sounds so painful Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Snfjjsnfnjsf I just can't believe that happened in the first place Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Sorry, having a silent migraine. No pain, but I'm word salading like crazy tonight. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:35 PM I thought they were going to say "Putt-Putt may not be alive." Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:35 PM I thought he was going to say "Nasa officials say: Putt-putt may not be-" YUEAH mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:36 PM a shame they did not although if they believed facecar dead only for it to return......................... Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:36 PM ...is that a wacky waving inflatable tube man on the moon? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:36 PM (Hey Smokescreen, I've been wondering-- why do you call him Woojit?) thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM You're trying to make him land in the acid pit again, aren't you. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:37 PM It's because I had a pet in neopets named theowlbeast who had a petpet named Knock Out, and one day, his name ended up changing to Woojit! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:37 PM w h a t the hell's a petpet Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Awwww! That's so cute! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:37 PM A pet for your pet! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:37 PM aw thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM "good deeds" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:38 PM im not at liability to talk about my pets rn sadly but happy that you have a neopet and a neoneopet thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Staring fixedly at his crotch highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:38 PM While trembling. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM And wiggling his eyebrows mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:39 PM putt putt always trembles It's an attempt to keep the dark energies within contained thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:39 PM "Oh I love doing good deeds" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:39 PM If they were to be released the whole universe would perish highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:39 PM [SCENE MISSING] mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:39 PM you'd think preventing this sounds un-facecarly but if the universe is dead facecar has no more victims thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Ha! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:39 PM so it simply prolongs our torment thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Ice cold. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Just gonna let that guy die. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:40 PM ye gads, putt putt front on looks terrifying thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM He'll be fine. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:40 PM just go bottom path ye thatawaysish Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I live in fear of the day I wake up and hear Puttputt hovering over me, saying "I found you!" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:41 PM as do i trivia fact highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:41 PM And then he puts his antennae in your mouth. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:41 PM NO Not the worst thing I've ever had in my mouth mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:42 PM putt putts spedometer only goes up to 50 because it doesn't want you to know how fast it can truly go makes it easier to chase you, you see, thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM You're going to let that guy sit in there as long as you can, huh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Indeed I am. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Not that I'm complaining. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Speaking of pets, my tripod cat, Solus Prime, says hi. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:42 PM aw, the rock didn't hit putt putt Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Launch him into orbit, let him slowly starve in a LaGrange point. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:43 PM hey check the radio, see if it's changed. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 10:44 PM officials believe putt-putt may be dead thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Hey, I bet there's some amusing entity in every single one of those apartments! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:44 PM SPACE MIMES mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:45 PM "Officials believe putt-putt may be trying to return home. The nuclear deterrent will hopefully either ward him off or grant us a swift death. Let us pray putt putt cannot simply grasp our sparks to vore them and keep them in eternal torture" wow 5 reacts im a good horror writer but still as we all know puttputt has a glust for souls and or sparks, so ending your life to escape it only furthers your suffering. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Why does this guy have his bathtub right in front of his front door highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:47 PM "Don't stop scrubbing now, I'm almost there!" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:48 PM that poor robot highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Horrible squatting. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:48 PM feet glued to the floor, facing facecar of all things desperately flailing to escape Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:48 PM I don't think I want to know what's on the stream, do I. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM It's "Putt-Putt goes to the moon" mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:49 PM it involved putt putt, souls, and glust. oh and the moon somewhere Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:49 PM I see. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:49 PM believe that if you wish. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Robbie Radar's domestic life partner. Or indentured servant. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:50 PM personal slave thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:50 PM ...Is it going to make you go through all of them again highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Now that we've knocked on the door of all his sexual contacts. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM He sure is fast. Facetree So can... can you just play again and get all ten? So moon crystals have very little value, is what I'm seeing here mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:55 PM yep highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:57 PM "I've wanted a picture--"

OH NO. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:57 PM OH YOU HAVE THAT ACTUALLY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Uh mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:57 PM a picture of the moon grant it to the moonman and free his soul aw it didn't squash facecar like a bu thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM Wow, you sure shoved that entire nosecone in there! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 10:58 PM g thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM Base first, even! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:00 PM THE DOG IS FREE RUN RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM someone who hasn't played this game, what's going on in this picture

mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:00 PM facecar has obtained flight and you are doomed highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Face-car is impaled and displayed as a warning to others. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:01 PM you specifically, smokescreen you are the one that is doomed via flying facecar Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Woojit, it's not much, but it's a gift

wait why am i doomed mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:01 PM because your creation has seen you thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Dear lord. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM The superior Face-car. Thank you for this small silver lining. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:02 PM and it wants your mystery flesh pit Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Are you sure about this woojit thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Now ask about Uranus! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:02 PM the more you play puttputt the more you become this highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Don't let Impact know what's become of me. Make something up. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:03 PM I'll tell Impact you are defeating Facecar. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:03 PM what if impact gets the facecar game highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Thank you. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM No! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:03 PM zsdshfvhhjashkjdfhashdchanfrwyxwrff Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Is that the one game Impact is banned from playing? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Uranus has fifteen moons. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:05 PM I'll protect her from it as long as I can. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Wow! I want 15 moons thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM But where would you put them? :slight_smile: Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Maybe in Uranus? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Maybe in Uranus! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:06 PM what about the mystery flesh pit Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Hm.... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM So what IS the mystery, anyway. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Oh, you know! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:08 PM how many moons will fit in there dih duh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Surely that depends on how big the moons are highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:09 PM So we're all seeing the suggestively shaped crevice, right? It's not just me? Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:09 PM That's the mystery flesh pit! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:09 PM .... which crevice? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Found it! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:09 PM Can you go in the hole? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM That facecar is staring at? I am NOW highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM There's multiple mystery flesh pits! Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:10 PM And they're all incredible! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:11 PM This economy is nuts. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Well, we're going to be here a while. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM So THIS is why all the moon-people look like different species Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:17 PM I walked off after being traumatized by space mimes. Tell me I missed nothing. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Putt-putt's gonna point to my Mystery Flesh Pit and be like "That's where the key goes!" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Dear Unicron. Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:19 PM He'd have it in common with Aloha Trion. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM F Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:19 PM WHY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM Oh, the key starts the rocketship, huh I will do a good deed, eventually, after every other option has been exhausted. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM I wish we'd have had more excuses to drive by that spot and not help him. "I saved an alien from the moon goo eventually!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:22 PM So... if it turns out to be the wrong key... Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:22 PM I was sure he's just abandon Rover. *he'd thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM So did I miss something, or is there any indication of which key is the right one? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I haven't seen one. Oh, wait. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Purble key superior. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Ohhhh. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:25 PM Apparently I'm less observant than a human baby. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM So... the mayor just took your word for it that you did a good deed. He didn't actually CHECK. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:27 PM "Rover didn't make it though." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM "I saved someone from the moon acid pit!" flashback to driving by while that guy yells for help "Wow, good job!" Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:28 PM sobs thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Ohhhh boy Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:29 PM 1312. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:29 PM are we just watching youtube now can i suggest a spooky option Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:29 PM 1312 mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:29 PM whats 1312 Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:30 PM all cops are bastards! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:30 PM 1312131213121312 thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM It's playing it, but it has the "stream paused" thing over it mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:30 PM 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 1312 Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I didn't go through the trouble of getting a MS in Forensic Science not to hate cops. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:31 PM By all means! mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:31 PM uhhhhhhhhhh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Better? mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:31 PM night minds video on catastrophe crow Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:31 PM The Park might be fun. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:31 PM actually just the catastrophe crow video t r u s t m e look up catastrophe crow or anything besides lets game it out because this guy is unironically really grating to me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Yes, better! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:33 PM Linked. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM ...Well then. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:34 PM i am entirely serious with the crow 64 suggestion thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Oh wow highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM We'll watch it after this. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:36 PM @ me once this video is over because i cannot stand this YouTuber thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Clipped righ thtrough that pedestrian! W...what mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:41 PM what happened highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM "Wanted on suspicion of who cares." mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:45 PM it might've been better to watch the night mind video on it actually but who cares thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM @mysteryfleshpitnationalpark we're watching the crow 64 one now mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:48 PM uay thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM Not ominous at all. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:50 PM could you turn the volume up slightly i can't quite hear Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Is it gonna be a rick roll mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:50 PM no it's far worse Smokescreen — Yesterday at 11:51 PM Hm. I think they did the n64 logo wrong thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:51 PM Flappy bird clone. ...Was there this big roof area from the outside? Well! ...oh dear mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Your Thoughts? Smokescreen — Today at 12:00 AM t the what thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM Oh god oh my god NOOO Okay I wasn't expecting that ending ...doggos! Smokescreen — Today at 12:08 AM ... Hey, Woojit thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM "Sure" highglossfinish — Today at 12:10 AM Hmm? Smokescreen — Today at 12:11 AM Would you write a prescription for Rectix? highglossfinish — Today at 12:11 AM In a sparkbeat. Smokescreen — Today at 12:11 AM Dare you to offer one to Ultra Magnus. mysteryfleshpitnationalpark — Today at 12:12 AM the sigh he would give would level all of cybertron and probably earth too and some alternate cybertrons and earths as well highglossfinish — Today at 12:12 AM Only if I can also prescribe it to myself. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:12 AM Surely that's one of the perks of being a doctor. Smokescreen — Today at 12:12 AM Of course you can! highglossfinish — Today at 12:12 AM The main perk! I find all the best cures for things vibrate. Unless anyone else has any suggestions to close us out, that's all I've got for you. Smokescreen — Today at 12:15 AM That's fair, Woojit! I need to do some stuff on my Cybertron and also maybe sleep, but this was a lot of fun! highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM It was! Thank you for coming, and thank you, night human, for enabling this horrible thing to slip back into all our lives! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:15 AM Well...... https://budacub.tumblr.com/post/177420688562/how-many-of-you-have-had-the-holy-ghost-cum-in Tumblr Mister Jiggles Blender Mister Jiggles Blender Apologies in advance. highglossfinish — Today at 12:18 AM Sound advice! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:18 AM And that's all I've got. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:18 AM Thank YOU for playing it! Always a good time. :smile: highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM In spite of it all, yes, it always is! Good night until next time, everyone! Soulsteel — Today at 12:19 AM Thanks, Knocks! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM Goodnight to you, too!

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highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Hello there! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Oh! I honestly thought this was next week. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:05 PM I saw the invite i guess! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Last week of pride month, last opportunity before pride is forbidden once again. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:05 PM Good point! Let's have a gay old time.

costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:06 PM this is my SECOND ever time being on a stream and probably gonna be the first where i can hear anything Mimic — Yesterday at 10:08 PM may our technical difficulties be non existent this night~ highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Fingers firmly crossed. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:08 PM Alright, off we go! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:10 PM just to confirm: there is no audio yet highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:11 PM How about now? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Seems to be working alright, audio's fine Mimic — Yesterday at 10:11 PM I hear it~ costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:11 PM uhhhhhh whelp guess i'm doomed Mimic — Yesterday at 10:11 PM do you have discord muted? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM Well, damn. Maybe you could open it in your own browser and watch alongside? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:12 PM okay now it's a bit loud what i am hearing: Whateverthatsingingwas- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Better? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:13 PM now it is for now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM ohoho costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:14 PM wait no it was better for a second back to the sound of a million insecticon wings singing into my ear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Is anyone else having trouble? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM It sounds fine to me Mimic — Yesterday at 10:14 PM same costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:15 PM okay i gave in and plugged my headphones directly in no lazily leaning back, feet on my desk for this stream yeah it works perfectly now thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM I'm surprised it's functioning underwater! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:17 PM i mean it is mechanical also is the blue fish oh okay there's plot now so are the smaller fish like their aquatic version of sheep TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Ayup costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:19 PM also they will be here to do murders thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM not to nitpick but how does she know what sweat is TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:19 PM OH SHIT I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOVIE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:19 PM well you could taste the salt smaller issue: the audio and video are desynched for me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:20 PM Just by a half sec costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:20 PM wait it fixed itself knockout like the nanosecond before you refreshed it fixed itself for me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:21 PM F costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:21 PM WHY DID I SAY ANYTHING TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:21 PM big oof costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:21 PM i am so sorry thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM Discord is just like that. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:23 PM Wish I wasnt nervous to talk bc I bet if I popped in I'd scare em costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:23 PM the blue fish beings? wait idea erase like the file name and stuff and go to just streamzz the basic website and see if that has a search function whelp the tech issues are real am i allowed to change my nickname to something shorter on this server TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:26 PM I love how in one server we gonna watch Luca and in another server we're talking about how N@zis influenced modern capitalism duality of man costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:27 PM ...??? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:27 PM no rule about NOT changing your nickname! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:27 PM hey my true form achieved i am now costco TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:28 PM yes highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Streams were everywhere a week ago. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:29 PM Damn you Disney costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:29 PM i guess disney has a sleeper agent and had them sniff out the precise day of the thurday high gloss picture show to specifically remove the streams today only TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Disney is pretty evil costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:30 PM oh yeah they very much fucked up american popular culture for about, 50 years, give or take. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Wait, did the source seriously just become unavailable just now? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Oof costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:30 PM OH YEAH IT DID. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Oh my god highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Because I refreshed it. TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:30 PM BRUH highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM In an attempt to fix it. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:31 PM and it made it infinitely worse thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Well, I'm sure if you hadn't refreshed it, it would have... suddenly stopped as soon as it got to whatever point it had buffered to. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:31 PM probably TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Have a pic of my kitten and dog snugglin to cheer y'all up

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Probably in the middle of some really intense and emotional scene costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:32 PM awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kitten and also dog TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Kitten is named Loki Doggo is Midnight Mimic — Yesterday at 10:32 PM awwww I have two doggos myself costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:32 PM take these three kittens as well

TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:32 PM I have two doggos too!! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Is everyone seeing it now? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Oh! You found it? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:33 PM YEAH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:33 PM I see it TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:33 PM And it's synced well nevermind Mimic — Yesterday at 10:33 PM I see it! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:33 PM IT IS PERFECT it must be perfect there are no dogs in the dog park the discord stream is perfect there are no dogs in the dog park thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Oh, that'll make him stop being curious! TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Btw here's my other dog chillin with Loki

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM awwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:34 PM AWWWWWWWWWWW TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:34 PM He's partly hairless looks like a rat my special boy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM aaaaaaaaaa costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM Trivia Fact: My parents tried to take the kittens to a shelter (which, while sad, was probably the best option seeing as how with us the best option is being outdoor cats) and well thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM "that's mine! I found it lying on the ground!" costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM the kittens won thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:35 PM OH MAN costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:35 PM sfdjigsfgfhshd highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:36 PM I'm sure none of this is allegorical for anything. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Oh wow TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Same with my dad we found em without a mom behind his car shop and the kittens pawed at his face Mimic — Yesterday at 10:36 PM my doggos TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:36 PM Also good dogs costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:37 PM okay that got me the fish baaing also got me TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:37 PM MUTE THYSELF NEW PERSON Tis law costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:37 PM YES Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Whoops! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:37 PM It's really not, just what we all generally do. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:38 PM "THIS REPLICA IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE REAL THING" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM man, the land is so beautifully rendered costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:38 PM well yes but that MAKES it the law TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Lmao costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:39 PM "walking is like swimming except it isn't anything like swimming, so it's just like swimming." Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Common law, maybe, but you'd have to test it in courts first. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:39 PM who would be my fellow prosecutor TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Am swallowing down cheese sticks thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Oh my god kid, how are you not dead costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:40 PM swallowing these cheese sticks like luca swallowed that bug TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM Lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:40 PM man i love cheese sticks TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:40 PM So good costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM wait like the individually wrapped ones that you eat cold or the ones with breading that you deep fry TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Cold costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM yknow to be fair both are amazing Mimic — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I thought those were called cheese strings TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM N-No costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:41 PM string cheese TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:41 PM I also love fried yuca costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM One Hour Later thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM ikr costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Forty Five Minutes Later However Long LAter Mimic — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh, right, can you tell I haven't set foot in a convenience store since the health advisories started thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM he's going to be in so much trouble TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:42 PM cute ngl costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM AHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM sdlakfjlsdf costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM "Somewhere" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM thanks granny costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh sea cucumbers thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM She Knows TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Grandma og costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:43 PM good save granny TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Bless Abuela costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:43 PM they're going to crash onto rocks and promptly cease to exist thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM askdflaks TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:43 PM lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:44 PM this music reminds me of spongebob ukelele music TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uh oh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uh ohhhhh costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:45 PM uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:45 PM CUTE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:45 PM the dual pompadours ah so they're luca and alberto thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM is that his dad's name costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:46 PM probably and off to space they go aw nevermind thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:47 PM pfffffff and so much more made up, too TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Oh lol he saw it in a pond costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM if hearing your dad tell you about something makes you an expert what does that make the dad TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 10:48 PM OH THIS IS CUTE costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM NYOOOOOOOOOOOM thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:48 PM SO cute costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:48 PM ah look arcees smaller cousins frolicking in the light hey has the mitchells vs the machines been streamed before highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Not yet. I missed Arcee's smaller cousins. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:49 PM aw highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM There they were! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:49 PM yes you deserve to see them thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:52 PM OR he could run away to the surface with his new friend, forever, because you decided to do this costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:52 PM yes exactly like thats always problem number 1 with plan that: the kid could just run away FOREVER now like he already thinks he's safe up there okay so is it only the wet bits that are fishy? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Correct. costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:54 PM seems fishy to me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Where did he even "learn" that bit ...So are they like. Vegetarians? What are they keeping the sheepfish for? costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:57 PM fish wool thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM oh they are STEALING that vespa costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:57 PM that guy is so chief bad guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM Gotta make us happy about his vespa getting stolen! costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:58 PM also is it just me or does he sound vaguely french thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM OH NO costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:58 PM RUH ROH SAVED thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:59 PM "with the rest of the fish" costcobabble — Yesterday at 10:59 PM yep chief bad guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM "so what is... commerce" Well, they can swim, for sure! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:01 PM did she STOP sounding italian or did she never sound italian? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM She only speaks Italian or with an accent when it's marketable. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:03 PM ah yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM oh yeah, definitely, great life So is she gonna be pissed when she finds out that the kids avoiding swimming are fishpeople costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:04 PM ADFSDFFAHSGSDFGSDG definitely TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Lmao costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:05 PM also wow that guy is big TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:05 PM Best size of guy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM just go for it costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:05 PM they're both just feral entirely feral TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Currently browsing furniture in another tab lol costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:06 PM yknow that's what ive never gotten like why do fishpeople hate humans for fishing fish eat eachother all the time thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM yeah costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:07 PM sharks day job is murder why do they freak about fishing? TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:07 PM maybe the humans encroached on their land and started mass fishing, depleting the fish ppl's resources costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:08 PM okay yeah but they're freaked out by even regular fishing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM They leap right to "they'll kill and eat US" TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:08 PM prob just paranoid costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:09 PM poinr thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM "WE'RE REGULAR HUMANS JUST LIKE YOU WE'RE NOT FISHPEOPLE" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:10 PM other thought: there is exactly no scenario in which killing one of the sea monsters goes well for anyone thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Man the parents just went RIGHT to the human city If the kids had stayed in the tower they wouldn't've been found costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:12 PM i audibly said 'oh no'. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM yuuuup costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:12 PM other issue: sea people can't recognize eachother in human form thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:12 PM ikr costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:13 PM if they allow that nerd to use his vespa in the race i riot thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:13 PM That is one old sixteen-year-old kick his ass! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:14 PM KICK HIS AFT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Hey kids, guess what's right at punching height for you costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:14 PM hey fish lore claps highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Hah! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Just saying. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:16 PM SMACK HIM WITH AN OAR thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Wait so their cunning plan to find their kid is to expose him as a fishperson in front of a bunch of humans? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:19 PM apparently?! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM I think they didn't think that through costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:19 PM A foolproof plan, with no flaws except those few glaringly obvious ones. ignore those, it works for us thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:20 PM awwww "so... where are you from really? awwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:22 PM v cute when are things going to spiral downhill? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Very soon, I'm thinking What's his beef with their new friend :frowning: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Isn't it obvious? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:24 PM jeeeeeerk thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM Probably on my end, then costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:28 PM if disney steals our movie i riot i mean yes its also like that for me thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Uh oh. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:29 PM i'M GONNA RIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM f in chat highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Sigh. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM If worst comes to worst, we can finish it another day highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Pit to that, I refuse to let them win. Maybe that's why it was stuttering. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM Yeah. :S Do you have something that lets you save/download these? Might work better to do that, then play it in another player instead of in browser ...I mean, once you find another one TheAlienTazer — Yesterday at 11:32 PM I'm passing out ya'll Imma sleep thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Goodnight! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:32 PM i refuse to let it win also thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM There we go! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:33 PM there we go! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:33 PM AW I'M GETTING A DRINK thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM awwww man "hypothetically" OH BOY OH SHIT costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:35 PM OH NOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS okay good they have the aim of stormtroopers highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:36 PM You never forget your first devastating, dramatic newbuild love entanglement. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM "he left forever, for no reason" "you are literally my only friends, but you will die here" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:37 PM how the heck do they dry so fast thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM gotta be part of the magic costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:38 PM they're like sponges shlurp highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM The same magic that puts together a tasteful wardrobe. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:39 PM oof But... why did this require splitting up costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:42 PM i 'unno thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh my god he's just RUNNING along the bottom but how can they confirm that he took the route he was supposed to I mean, they're supposed to go all the way to the anchor thing and nobody saw him do that costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:44 PM UH OH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM UH OH costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:45 PM rAIN THAT IS WHY I SAID UH OH thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:45 PM OH MAN OH MAN NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO WIN while he's fucking around costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:46 PM YEAS WIN BOY thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM HA !!! WOO "oh they're just some kids" costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:49 PM i wonder who bruno actually is thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:49 PM Now steal his vespa. costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:50 PM OH RIGHT STEAL THE VESPA STEAL THE VESPA CRIME TIME!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM !! d'awwwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:51 PM wait why aren't they becoming human DRY you fools thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM I think it's.... still raining a bit? awwwwwwwwwwwww costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:54 PM ah yes he needs you highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:54 PM "It's fine that you don't know how to read." Mimic — Yesterday at 11:54 PM friiiiiiends thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:54 PM awwwwwww at least he's not going to be alone costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:55 PM aggresively awwws thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:56 PM That was incredibly sweet, despite the mouse's best efforts. Thank you! costcobabble — Yesterday at 11:57 PM if you ever decide to step on more organics i think you know which would be preferred. anyways yeah this was very nice, i need to show up for more of these! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM congrats to Alberto for new, caring dad costcobabble — Today at 12:04 AM dshgsdsg thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM who will feed him pasta and not abandon him highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM Good for him! costcobabble — Today at 12:04 AM Mhm! highglossfinish — Today at 12:06 AM That's all I've got for you tonight, but thank you for coming! And soldiering through the technical difficulties. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM thank YOU for hosting! That really was marvelous. costcobabble — Today at 12:06 AM sorry for my big mouth making you refresh the page Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM dang i didnt know you had another stream today costcobabble — Today at 12:06 AM oh hi Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM mind doing discord tags for next time? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM thank you, that was sweet~ costcobabble — Today at 12:07 AM oh yeah like, a ping role or something would be sweet highglossfinish — Today at 12:07 AM October and June are the months when we do more frequent streams. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM You could just do @ everyone costcobabble — Today at 12:07 AM are streams like requested? highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM Yes, but no one likes @ everyone. I'll come up with some sort of ping role. costcobabble — Today at 12:08 AM as in do we ask for what to stream or do you just pick whatever suits you fancy highglossfinish — Today at 12:09 AM There we are. I can't promise I'll stream every suggestion, but there's a new channel for it now. Starscream — Today at 12:09 AM thanks for having a future ping role! Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM Hi and goodnight! I couldn't join tonight, but I wanted to say hello anyway :relaxed: highglossfinish — Today at 12:12 AM Hello there! Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM Hi! Any plans for next time, or is that undecided as of yet? highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Possibly Mitchells vs. the Machines. costcobabble — Today at 12:16 AM i would buy a manufacturing facility and have it solely make your favorite polishing products and gloss if you played that I'm unsure Precisely what you need to keep yourself so shiny but whatever it is I'll work on it thenightetc2 — Today at 12:17 AM Carnauba wax? Sharpwing — Today at 12:17 AM Oooh, I've been planning to watch that! I'll do my best to drop in exactly on time (I probably can't, but I'm gonna try.) Thank you! costcobabble — Today at 12:19 AM yes sure that highglossfinish — Today at 12:19 AM It's the best one can hope to find these days.

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Starscream — Yesterday at 9:53 PM is there a stream tonight? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:53 PM There is. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Hello! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM Hello! Starscream — Yesterday at 9:54 PM hewwo Welcome, Isabelline . We hope you brought pizza. — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Mimic — Yesterday at 9:57 PM hello! Do not know if I will be able to participate too much, as there was a temperature high today and my computer may shut down at any given moment! (I'm. sure it's fine.) highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Fingers crossed it doesn't. Sound, picture, yes, good? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM All good! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Excellent! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:58 PM coming in clear! Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Hey, long-time fan, first-time caller. Yes, audio good.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:58 PM Actually, the picture has frozen now Mimic — Yesterday at 9:58 PM find for me fine for me Soulsteel — Yesterday at 9:59 PM Good for me. "Some like it Thot." highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:59 PM "Some Prefer a Temperature." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:59 PM I'll try restarting discord There we go! What'd I miss? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Absolutely nothing! Starscream — Yesterday at 10:01 PM KO, would you ever have those old timey cars as an alt mode lmao thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Good, good Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:01 PM 1312 highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:01 PM If I'd wandered onto your planet circa 1929, yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM And it's stuck again. Sound is fine, but the picture's gone Starscream — Yesterday at 10:02 PM dashing can we have subtitles? Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:03 PM Fine for me. Also, a 1929 Rolls Royce Phantom? https://www.supercars.net/blog/1929-rolls-royce-phantom-ii/ Supercars.net Nick D 1929 Rolls-Royce Phantom II | Rolls-Royce | SuperCars.net 1929 Rolls-Royce Phantom II Produced from 1929 to 1935, the Phantom II was a large improvement over the previous Phantom I. Both cars shared much the same chassis design with the Phantom II having a lower ride height and improved semi-elliptic springs. The large Inline-6 powerplant featured an aluminum head and a twin ignition system which was a...

Starscream — Yesterday at 10:04 PM that is a very pretty car and thanks ! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:04 PM I think the problem is my internet. :S It says it's fine, but I think it's lying. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:05 PM annnnnd need to disconnect because my comp temperatures are climbing to 200 fahrenfeit holy shit Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:05 PM It's Fine British Engineering, much like an Aston Martin One-77. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:05 PM thanks, KO! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Wait, there it goes This may (just barely) work Mimic — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Okay, reconnected on phone thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:07 PM Ha! Starscream — Yesterday at 10:07 PM lol "coffee" sjflkfjslfjdflsd Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:08 PM :eyes: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:09 PM They're not good subtitles, but they're subtitles. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:09 PM What good financial planning! Heh. Well, well. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:11 PM lol all those people begging for "coffee" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:12 PM So much for that job lasting a while, huh ...if it's 10 to 1 in favor, they wouldn't get that much by betting on him. If it's 10 to 1 against, they probably wouldn't win :person_facepalming: God Starscream — Yesterday at 10:17 PM :man_facepalming: Starscream — Yesterday at 10:13 PM that man has a problem Mimic — Yesterday at 10:13 PM You narrowed it down to just one? Starscream — Yesterday at 10:14 PM they are so gay Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:14 PM Also, taking a bass into sub-freezing temps is brave. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM That's... wow Starscream — Yesterday at 10:20 PM :man_facepalming: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM ohhhhh dear highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM What a hilarious start we're off to! Mimic — Yesterday at 10:22 PM grim thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:22 PM guys shut up Starscream — Yesterday at 10:23 PM wish there were new reprints of those cars lmao thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Oh damn--what happened? It froze again and I missed it Starscream — Yesterday at 10:25 PM amazing they make for some p cute girls Mimic — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Florida men flee state of Florida by disguising as Florida women highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM Can't go wrong with a ruff of something. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:26 PM kjlkfjsdlfjdflkf thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:26 PM Pffff "Please don't check our references!" Starscream — Yesterday at 10:29 PM :man_facepalming: :man_facepalming: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:30 PM :person_facepalming: :person_facepalming: Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Gay: increases thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:32 PM damn, do you WANT to get caught Miss Assumed Name Mice with guns. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:33 PM Very aggressive, the mouse-fia thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Ha! omg Starscream — Yesterday at 10:35 PM lolololol admit to being lesbians Mimic — Yesterday at 10:36 PM It’s an all woman band. It has to be assumed for at least some of them. Hence, no follow up questions Starscream — Yesterday at 10:37 PM sklfjdsflflsdf thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:37 PM Yeah, I don't think they really went to a conservatory :thinking: Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Ooooo, they are in lesbians, despite being cis (enormous question mark?) dudes? Starscream — Yesterday at 10:38 PM daphne sure enjoys being a woman thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Gal pals! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:39 PM I suspect Daphne would enjoy being anything that meant being let loose in a bakery. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:39 PM mega lesbians Mimic — Yesterday at 10:40 PM I know if I were gonna be taken out by a hitman for being my assigned sex I’d embrace living as a different gender with gusto Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:40 PM [GAY INCREASES] Starscream — Yesterday at 10:40 PM KFJSDLFDFJL thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM asdlkfj;lasdjfas Starscream — Yesterday at 10:41 PM :man_facepalming: DONT ENCOURAGE HER LOL some great legs there thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM No surprise :neutral_face: Starscream — Yesterday at 10:42 PM clambaaaake highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM The surprise is something in Daphne's lap that mysteriously pokes her. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Clambake: rare female equivalent to the sausage fest. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:43 PM :heart: [GAY SUPER INCREASES] Starscream — Yesterday at 10:43 PM pile of ladies jldkjfdlda thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Daphne brought that on herself. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:44 PM joesphinei love how the bosses dont notice thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM I'm sure if Sweet Sue comes by, she won't notice a thing Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Out, you useless lesbians! Starscream — Yesterday at 10:45 PM that is a massive ice cube highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:45 PM Shoo, lesbians, shoo! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:45 PM ohhhh boy Starscream — Yesterday at 10:46 PM for an old movie, this is super gaaaaaaaay Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Queer as hell thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Or dogs. Now I feel bad for her Mimic — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Same Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Hewwo UwU Mimic — Yesterday at 10:47 PM Hello! Welcome to old timey gay Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Just out of curiosity, what was the movie you wanted to watch originally? jdnfaidf thank you highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:48 PM Luca. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:49 PM what happened to luca thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM wince Starscream — Yesterday at 10:49 PM you der p Soulsteel — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Oh nooooo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Ahhh. Maybe it'll be available later? I'm sure that one's pretty heavily guarded by The Mouse And Company for a while. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM quick, back to bed! they'll never suspect a thing Starscream — Yesterday at 10:49 PM NOW SHE NOTICES??? whats luca about thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:49 PM I think she must have been in another car highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Nothing, but it isn't out yet and the Autobots' little prison wardens won't let me acquire it anyway. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:50 PM Awwww. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:50 PM awwwwww i thought you werent in prison? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:50 PM It isn't out yet? Funny, I thought I got a notification about it yesterday. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:51 PM Me too! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:51 PM me too, bye-bye highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM I'm not, but they keep their wet little eyes on us, forbidding us from doing harmless things like stealing movies or dumping refuse into the ocean. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:53 PM littering isnt harmless :frowning: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM You naughty boy, trying to steal movies. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:54 PM very naughty thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Hoo boy. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:55 PM he's like a chichiahaha thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:55 PM Kid, that's not the enticement you think it is. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:56 PM he's just jealous thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM So jealous Starscream — Yesterday at 10:57 PM jklfdsjfsfjlf useless lesbian thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:57 PM please. what are you doing. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:58 PM "Daphne" is living his best life and won't be stopped by petty logistics. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:58 PM And it seems Josephine is thinking of living a double life highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:59 PM Layer on more lies, everyone loves that. Starscream — Yesterday at 10:59 PM sugar is even more gaaaaaaaay thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:00 PM Oh for god's sake Starscream — Yesterday at 11:00 PM noooo dont steal sugar thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:01 PM :person_facepalming: :person_facepalming: :person_facepalming: :person_facepalming: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM This won't backfire at all. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:02 PM noooooo a love triangle thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM What an ass. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Assssssss highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Why does he think this will impress her? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:02 PM kljlfjdfldjflkfjld i want to punt him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Apparently it is, but he's still an ass. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM And of course he namedropped the movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM "playing in the same band you're in" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM "I like men who are gentle and helpless."

"Abrasive and cruel it is." Starscream — Yesterday at 11:03 PM oh my gd Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Shell Oil. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:03 PM :man_facepalming: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Was........was this paid advertisement?? Like putting a Coca-Cola billboard in the background of a scene? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:04 PM daphne's pissed thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:05 PM "and I am!" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:05 PM “Please, associate our company with pretentious money hungry assholes!” thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:06 PM A bubble bath... I bet he's dressed under there highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:06 PM "He treated me like hot wet excrement!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:07 PM Called it Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:07 PM HE IS DRESSED UNDER THERE Starscream — Yesterday at 11:08 PM i do not like joe Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM same thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:08 PM Not anymore, nope Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM oh no. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:09 PM im goingto murder joe thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:09 PM For god's sake. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:09 PM this is going to crash and burn so bad Starscream — Yesterday at 11:10 PM WHAT thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM What a great friend, right. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Shenanigans incoming I’ll admit. I love this song. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Same Starscream — Yesterday at 11:11 PM EWWWWW Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM why is he going along with this Starscream — Yesterday at 11:12 PM oh my gd Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM c r e e p y highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:13 PM He's awfully small and has a high pitched voice. Plot twist, he's hiding something too. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:13 PM plot twist he's trans lol he forgot something Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Plot twist, he's enby. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:15 PM plot twist he's a pretender thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM Ohh, that must be how he got in without them seeing him Why IS he going along with this highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM I was about to ask the same thing! Starscream — Yesterday at 11:16 PM he's prolly afraid of joe Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:17 PM a) because he's ride-or-die or b) because he doesn't wanna cockblock. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:17 PM what a dick, seducing sugar Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Or because Joe almost knocked his head off earlier and he's scared to say no now maybe Starscream — Yesterday at 11:18 PM yup Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Possibly. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Like. What is his plan for this. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:18 PM prolly just doing this to fuck w daphne thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:19 PM ...I don't think that's... correct about the port and starboard Starscream — Yesterday at 11:19 PM do you even have the keys broski omfg :man_facepalming: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Just making stuff up with abandon Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:21 PM sweats nervously highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM What in the world is he angling at? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:21 PM ew heterosexuality Mimic — Yesterday at 11:21 PM GAAAAAY Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:21 PM Confessing you're ace, but now. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:21 PM "See! I don't have a boner at all" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM is this all improv?? it feels like it thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:23 PM gotta be Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:23 PM --not literally, just, like, in the movie. Soulsteel — Yesterday at 11:24 PM Oh honey. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM What element of this is supposed to be charming? Starscream — Yesterday at 11:24 PM ew more heterosexuality thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM I wanna smack him. "oh I have no idea where the light switches are" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:25 PM I'm choosing to trust you very hard about the ending, okay highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:25 PM All I can say is it's quotable. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:26 PM how long is this movie highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:26 PM "This situation does nothing for me unless you scrape for my affections like a dog." Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM These scene transitions-- they're swinging the camera between two different sets in the same room, aren't they? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM ...Okay, now I can't unsee it. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:29 PM mood Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:30 PM Oops! Sorry, didn't think it would make it weird. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:30 PM No, it's fine, it's just funny Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I was really interested in film production at one point-- it was a long time ago, but some of it stuck with me. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:31 PM it is funny i want to punt joe into the ocean Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM (Unfortunately, so will these scenes.) thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM I feel bad for her Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:31 PM M O O D Starscream — Yesterday at 11:31 PM i hope she doesnt end up pregaganant thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:31 PM This can't be going anywhere good highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:31 PM At this point, they're the more charming couple of the two. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Ha! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM why indeed eyebrows oh THAT kind of discussing ...aww. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:43 PM im gonna punt him thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:43 PM oh god Starscream — Yesterday at 11:43 PM noooo dont steal the bracelet highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM I hate Joe. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:44 PM what an ass thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:44 PM right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:45 PM --no.... wait no, that's not how diamonds and gold shake out weight-wise Starscream — Yesterday at 11:45 PM daphne's trapped in an abusive relationship with joe highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:46 PM Get out of there, Jerry. You deserve better. See, Jerry knows. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:46 PM leave daphne!! i hope that happy endings coming up gaaaaaay Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:48 PM I had a different tab open for a second-- who said something about a minute ago that sounded like "Your ass claim?" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM facepalm Starscream — Yesterday at 11:48 PM run bitches ruuuuun thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM OH NO highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:48 PM Jerry can have a happy ending, Joe can die against a wall. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:48 PM So much for their clever exit Starscream — Yesterday at 11:50 PM did it freeze ? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM Ho ho ho Ohhhh boy PFFF Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:54 PM Trojan horse cake? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM damn Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:55 PM This person is Very Animated. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:55 PM ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Mimic — Yesterday at 11:56 PM who could have seen that coming Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Well that just happened. Starscream — Yesterday at 11:56 PM haha nice thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM hehehehe highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:57 PM OH, FOR PIT'S SAKE. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:57 PM maybe they shouldn't have done that?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM just maybe! Starscream — Yesterday at 11:57 PM did the cops show up? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Quick change! Starscream — Yesterday at 11:58 PM the elevator man saw highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM I hope you're happy, now she's got baggage. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:59 PM right? Starscream — Today at 12:00 AM LESBIANS but wrong girl Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM That's questionable on practical and personal levels thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM good job! Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM Why does he suddenly care?? Starscream — Today at 12:00 AM ugh so the man gets three girls! noooo dont out them! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM "and I'm on the run from the mob, who is about 2 minutes behind me" Starscream — Today at 12:02 AM what an idiot thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM Pffff Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM this man looks like a muppet Starscream — Today at 12:03 AM HE DOES HDHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHA thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM Cute! Sharpwing — Today at 12:03 AM I SEE YOUR POINT Starscream — Today at 12:04 AM whelp daphne you got a husband now omfg what a great ending highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM And so does Osgood. Sharpwing — Today at 12:04 AM I suppose that is quotable sdijdkfjsgsdf highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM Joe can still die horribly. Starscream — Today at 12:04 AM osgood's rich enough, he can bribe the marriage courts Sharpwing — Today at 12:04 AM Free Sugar, please Starscream — Today at 12:04 AM osgood/daphne/sugar ot3 thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM Joe falls off the boat and drowns. highglossfinish — Today at 12:05 AM I was just about to say! Starscream — Today at 12:05 AM that look on daphne's face when she realizes shes married jdlfjdlfkjflksf highglossfinish — Today at 12:05 AM Well, he's not yet, but he will be. Their wedding will probably be fun. Starscream — Today at 12:05 AM still gotta evade the mob lol thenightetc2 — Today at 12:05 AM Doubtless! highglossfinish — Today at 12:05 AM While Joe bobs lifelessly in the Gulf. Starscream — Today at 12:06 AM i love how the ladder of weirdness went up and it ended with IM A MAN and osgood's like "no one's perfect" with a dumb dopey smile on his face Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM May I suggest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzJuZgvuvyg YouTube Imbrandonfarris GOOGLE TRANSLATE MAKES BANANA BREAD!

>:D Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM Pfffff Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM Quite honestly there are funnier ones of his, I wish I had chosen more carefully thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM pfff :frowning: Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM good shot yes, banana bread does go in that, and i never realized that until now thenightetc2 — Today at 12:13 AM I've got one! https://www.tiktok.com/@bdylanhollis/video/6949315220976176389?is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1 Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM THE RECIPE GUY thenightetc2 — Today at 12:13 AM THE RECIPE GUY Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM this is the best one ok highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Amazing note to end on! Starscream — Today at 12:15 AM thanks for the stream! say hi to breakdown for us! Sharpwing — Today at 12:15 AM Thank you!! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:15 AM That was great. Thank you! Mimic — Today at 12:15 AM Thank you, good night! highglossfinish — Today at 12:15 AM Thank you! Sharpwing — Today at 12:16 AM :blush: <3 Starscream — Today at 12:18 AM according to tvtropes before the movie censors got in the way osgood's final line was supposed to be "i know" when daphne reveals he's a dude Mimic — Today at 12:18 AM Goddamn Hayes code thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM Awwww. Osgood, bi icon. Starscream — Today at 12:20 AM we stan one muppet billionaire highglossfinish — Today at 12:24 AMAnd the love of his life.

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I Love You Phillip Morris

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM I've always found sanding very satisfying, as well. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:15 PM I do wonder how he decided how to make the support platform. I mean, weight is going to play a part there, obviously! And it seems to have come without one highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:17 PM That was charming! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:17 PM :smile: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:17 PM I'm glad that human will never suffer unweighed eggs again. "Unless parades are cancelled where you live, in which case we're going to rub that fact in your face." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:19 PM Heh. This is cute. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:20 PM There are a lot of animals with missing limbs in this parade. They're the survivors from last year's crash.

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:21 PM Shhhh. ...Wait, what crash? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM The 50 float pileup that decimated the Saccharine Cartoon Animal Community. Carnage and cute little pride flags everywhere. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:24 PM on the plus side, they seem to have joined the rest of the world in ceasing to give fucks thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:24 PM Well, I think you're just making that up. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:24 PM I would never kid about something as serious as cartoon animals getting crushed under rainbow floats. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:27 PM I'm sorry, do I hear theremin in these opening credits highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM Well, this ought to be fun. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:28 PM W...what Mimic — Yesterday at 10:30 PM looks up movie based on... a real life person... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:31 PM And who is super impatient waiting for this prayer to end Is he... uh....... I mean, right now? :neutral_face: "maybe" Oh god he's even in uniform To do this Mimic — Yesterday at 10:33 PM ohhh no thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:34 PM She kind of looks too old to be his mother if she was "young" at the time THAT'S THE QUESTION So is that the neighbor, or some other guy highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:38 PM I'm liking this human more and more by the minute. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Better than when he was a cop, anyway! Mimic — Yesterday at 10:39 PM GRACEFUL DIVE thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:40 PM F Did it just pause? Well, that movie was a lot shorter than I expected! You skipped a bit! It broke right after "why do you--yeah, there Hooo boy highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:44 PM "And then he carried on with this lifestyle indefinitely, the end." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM Nicely inconspicuous! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Yes. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:46 PM Wow Be gay, do crime The fucking... dive pose... Oh dear I'm sensing a pattern highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:49 PM Seems like a fun place. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:50 PM oh yeah. laugh a minute. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:53 PM ...oof .....oof. !! Awww! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:00 PM Awww indeed! Dance with him, it's an adorable song. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Well. :frowning: :sob: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Beautiful. Now don't frag it up. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM Nice!!! I'm a little concerned wondering if he's actually licensed to practice law Mimic — Yesterday at 11:12 PM apparently this is based on real life, and he was really good at saying and doing shit that no one immediately questioned thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:13 PM Did he not prepare for this at all? Did he? Did he, though? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM No more than he's prepared for anything else in his life. Ever. At all. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Pro tip: you are not invincible highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM You are going to end up back in prison and sacrifice your charming little life with your adorable little mate. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:17 PM facepalm Ohgod highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Oh no. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM I mean. This is presumably a high-paying job already. He wouldn't need to use it to steal. But he won't be able to resist. "Now, I may not be a big city lawyer, but" awwww :frowning: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:23 PM Well, that was adorable while it lasted. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM ......... highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:24 PM You show off your adorable, blue eyed, candy-wrapper-hoarding partner immediately. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:25 PM You got a golf club. You can just, y'know. mimes swinging Mimic — Yesterday at 11:25 PM no one has to know. even if you have a witness, you don't need to reload a golf club thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:26 PM He just can't resist, can he. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:27 PM I suspect he physically can't. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM "Well, I know who's been reading this" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:28 PM HINT HINT. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM Oof. Guy's got a good eye. "Dear god, please let me get away with this financial crime, amen" Yeah, quitting like that isn't suspicious at ALL "somewhere without extradition" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:32 PM Hah! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:33 PM It's hard to look guiltier than this! :frowning: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Did this actually happen? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Uh oh. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM looks like. I'm sure someone has an accurate blow by blow of what did and didn't happen highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Oh, apparently it did. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:37 PM I guess they learned. Oh my god. ... They didn't, uh, notice that nobody dressed like that had come in? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:42 PM apparently not apparently a lot of the people who encountered this man did not bother to verify his claims before taking him at his word. after, sure, that's how he got sentenced. but not before. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:44 PM facepalm Oh noooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Ouch. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:47 PM Oh, man. Imagine how that conversation would go. "no, really, I'm really dying this time" Mimic — Yesterday at 11:50 PM you know when he said he had aids, apparently it would have fallen apart if anyone had checked to see if he actually had it thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Wait, so the bit with the doctor didnt' happen? Mimic — Yesterday at 11:52 PM apparently he managed to convince them without any tests to confirm the actual presence of aids. In real life. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:52 PM For god's sake Mimic — Yesterday at 11:53 PM also, every escape method he used in this movie actually happened, and they even cut a few equally audacious ones out thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM "should I be happy that he faked it, or extremely pissed" That was... fast?? Wasn't he just walking by in the hall a few minutes ago? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:56 PM Dear sweet Unicron. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Wait, but didn't he say before that he never saw him again? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM He also said he had AIDS. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:58 PM "You are pretending to be a lawyer RIGHT NOW" "And you're going to have to use a fake identity to avoid going back to prison" highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM "Can you at least con me out of prison since you're the reason I'm back in here in the first place?" thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM facepalm highglossfinish — Today at 12:00 AM Oh, well, so much for that. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:01 AM Well, that's a downer ending. I mean, you kind of can guess ahead of time, since they made a movie about it Mimic — Today at 12:02 AM hey, so, fun fact, according to wikipedia, he got caught because a former colleague of his was attending jury duty on Phillip's case and instantly recognized him highglossfinish — Today at 12:02 AM You can't make this up. Mimic — Today at 12:03 AM I assume they had to cut that because it was already ridiculously coincidental that the prosecutor on his case was the sister in law of his former boss highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM I think they left it in. I thought that was the point of them staring intensely at each other. Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM ah, that makes sense. ... still pretty ridiculous thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM Yeah. highglossfinish — Today at 12:07 AM Any suggestions to close on? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM Hmmm, let me see Mimic — Today at 12:08 AM did we ever watch What's That Name 2 with Norman the Doorman (snl sketch) Sharpwing — Today at 12:08 AM Literally slept through the movie akdjjajfjsd but https://youtu.be/v2hjeC_PoYw YouTube The Slow Mo Guys 1000 Paint-Covered Mousetraps in 4K Slow Motion - The Slow Mo Guys

Mimic — Today at 12:09 AM oh nice! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:09 AM Hooooo boy. hooooooooo boy. Mimic — Today at 12:11 AM John Mulaney wrote this thing. I thnik he was trying to find catharsis from something thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM Eeyore. Pffff Do not. Oh god. OH GOD I've got one! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-l66CwV4bU YouTube Saturday Night Live The Hunch Bunch - SNL

Oooo. :eyes: "castles are full of these, shut up" highglossfinish — Today at 12:18 AM Amazing. That seems like a fitting place to wrap it up for tonight. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM That really was a good movie. Thank you for sharing it with us! Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM See you guys next week, then! :blush::two_hearts: Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM yes! and Ihave a new con man to read up on. good night! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:20 AM Goodnight!

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Alien

highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:43 PM Well, how is everyone else's evening treating them so far? Also, how is the picture, the audio? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:44 PM Not too horribly. Audio is good, picture seems fairly good. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:44 PM That's something. There we go. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:46 PM Perfect. I think a little horror is a good compliment to today. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:47 PM Agreed. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:47 PM You yourself are doing well? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:47 PM Never peachier. You? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:48 PM As well as can be expected. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:48 PM I think we're all in the same boat. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:48 PM So it seems.

How fortunate that we can traverse space without the horrible space garments. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:51 PM In the comfort of knowing organic parasites want nothing to do with us. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Though it might be interesting to encounter one, one day. Just to see how they react to a species they cannot eat nor inhabit. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:54 PM You just know there's someone out there who'd leap at the chance to keep a few as pets. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:55 PM I feel as though I know several Soundwaves who would deeply enjoy keeping them. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:56 PM Soundwaves are to xenomorphs as variants of me are to automobiles. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:57 PM There are worse things to enjoy, I suppose. They take up less room than Shockwave's drillers. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Better personalities, too. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:57 PM Indeed... highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:58 PM I always forget how slowly this movie begins. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 9:59 PM Yes, quite a bit more scene setting than the subsequent ones. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Yes, we certainly are in space. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:01 PM Their drop ship is pretty delicate if they cannot land in a wind without getting a hull breech. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:02 PM Isn't it though? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:04 PM Ah yes, their very futuristic readouts that make absolutely no sense at all. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM I love human notions of how space works. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:08 PM It's remarkably silly. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:09 PM "Let's walk heedlessly onto it." Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:09 PM Even without knowing that the ship is full of parasites, they should probably know better than to go in there. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Always better to err on the side of caution and avoid ships surrounded by dramatic music and ominous mist. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:11 PM 'I don't know what it is, let's all crawl right in'. If they could have, the humans would have crawled right into the wreck of the Nemesis, I wager. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:12 PM And stood around gaping, slack-jawed. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:13 PM Poking at the dead. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM "Mangled corpses, warning signals? Let's not leave!" Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:15 PM No, they surely must investigate further! Curiousity never comes back to bite humans. Oh yes. Touch it. No one could have seen that coming. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:18 PM Shock. Shock. Aghast. There's no better time to take risks and indulge curiosities than the nakedness of space, with a damaged ship. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:19 PM The only one with sense. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:20 PM "We could all die." "That probably won't happen." Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:21 PM They are not even trying to prevent catching every weird alien disease there might be. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:22 PM They're doing everything shy of licking it. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:23 PM If only this could have been prevented. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:25 PM If only, if only. If only there were some interval where someone might have made a different choice. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:27 PM Alas, there was nothing else that could have been done. They had to crawl into the derelict ship, and play with the room full of obviously dangerous eggs, and then break quarantine procedure. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:28 PM "Oh well, too late to pop him out the airlock now." "Also too late to freeze him. Quarantine him. Really, anything that might contain whatever's coming next." Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:29 PM No no, they have to leave him out. Unattended. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:30 PM Unrestrained, obviously incubating something. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Leave the door open while you look, that's always good form. No chance a creature could escape further into the ship. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:31 PM Might want to take all your guns and weapons and throw them into the waste disposal units, just for good measure. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:32 PM Because he knows so much about it, to know it's dead now. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:33 PM "Let's hover with our faces directly over it." Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:34 PM I would be entirely unsurprised if they decided to lick it. For 'science'. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:34 PM Concurred. A very sensible suggestion, better to ignore it for the second time. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:37 PM If they don't ignore it, then more bad things cannot happen. And who wants that? Sure, let him cough on you. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:38 PM Cough on you, breathe on you, share food with you. Why not let him spit in your mouths just to see what will happen? Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:39 PM And why not freeze him? From the perspective of the company who wants the xenomorph, it would be much neater if they froze him with the embryo, rather than lose the whole ship and payload, and still fail to get their prize. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:39 PM Listen I'm not subjecting myself to what would surely give me nightmares, but I need y'all to know that from where I sit it looks like you're discussing last year. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:40 PM We very well could be. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:40 PM ....or. at least. Where I am. I certainly hope you're not bothered with similar problems wherever you are. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:41 PM Of all the issues I am plagued with, fortunately respiratory viruses are not one of them. Or hostile aliens, as the case may be. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM None of the problems that plague organic chests. From viruses to this. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Should we question why they have a cattle prod aboard their mining hauler? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:50 PM ...Huh. I wonder if they're endangered. They certainly seem good at endangering jsjgjjsf Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:51 PM There was still a whole host of eggs back on the original ship. So, likely not endangered at this point. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Oh! There are eggs that don't need a host? Ohhhhhh wait Are the hosts like Incubators basically highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Exactly. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Yes, precisely. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:52 PM Makes sense ....oh ew, now I'm thinking of that very specific wasp I had managed to block from my memory. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:53 PM Egg hatches facehugger that impregnates host that incubates tiny alien. That bursts out of chest. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:54 PM If I recall correctly, the shape of the host does influence the shape of the final creature. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:54 PM Okay, so is the facehugger, like, a separate living organism? Something in the egg that has only the purpose to leap, lay eggs, and die? Is that the baby parasite's true mother? It can't be, it was inside an egg with the baby... remind me not to become a xenobiologist, my head would explode. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:55 PM In a philosophical sense, maybe, but for all practical purposes the true mother is the creature that laid the eggs. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:56 PM I am still extremely baffled by the existence of this terrible turducken of eat-your-insides. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:56 PM Organic biology is messy like that. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:56 PM They can tell the difference between a host that's resisting and one that isn't. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Wh-- how do you resist THAT?? Do you mean the facehugger part, or the growing baby highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Facehugger. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:57 PM Oh well yeah you can resist that Do they leave if you try to pull it off? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:57 PM You can certainly try. No, they tighten their tails around the host's neck and if you try to cut them, they spray acidic blood every which way. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:58 PM They do not abandon an attempt at a host unless slain. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:58 PM And they're very strong. And fast. And if you manage to take out one, there's usually an entire room full of backup eggs. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:59 PM Well That's Gross. What does it matter if they can tell the difference between a resistant host and a (placid? dead?) one? Only that they won't spray things or tighten, or does it effect how they reproduce? ...I can see why most of them died tbh. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 10:59 PM They need the host alive. Otherwise it makes a poor incubator. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:00 PM So it's definitely a warmth thing then? Why exactly could they not just find somewhere warm that ISN'T a person Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:00 PM They do seem to have a preference for mammals as hosts... But the embryo is taking nutrients from the host body, as well as heat. A warm, moist room would not suffice. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:01 PM Ohhh... like... like an egg sac highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:01 PM The egg sac in this case is a live organic. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:02 PM As a live organic, I feel the only appropriate response to that is :( Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:02 PM Such is the nature of parasites. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Fair Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:03 PM And you are unlikely to encounter this variety. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Now I just need to avoid every variety in my vicinity, thank you very much highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:03 PM You don't have to worry about scraplets. It all balances out in the end. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:04 PM Ok GOOD POINT I can't imagine if termites liked to eat people. uggghh Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:04 PM In the interest of not traumatizing you, I will not elaborate on the many common parasitic species humans do encounter. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:05 PM We're all made of something someone eats. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:05 PM I'm aware of several and have had nightmares about nonexistent ones. That's mostly why I'm not actually watching this movie. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:05 PM And in the end, Unicron may get us all, metal or meat. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:06 PM Time to hang that on a wall at the newbuild complex. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:06 PM That's true... it's just that I might prefer to be eaten from the outside than the inside, if I had to choose... maybe. Which would be quicker? Do i really want to know? I'm sure there are ghost stories scarier than the passage of time and encroaching entropy. Maybe. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:08 PM It is usually the size of who is doing the eating that determines quickness, rather than the direction they eat you from. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:08 PM If I could get philosophical, most stories about immediate personal danger are more frightening to me, because then there's still things left to do, y'know? I'm leaving things behind if I go! If we're all going via Unicron, at least I know I made it as far as I could. Ahh, good point, good point. Though numbers do come into account. I've heard things about ants. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:10 PM ... Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:11 PM Waste of fuel and oxygen they cannot afford to spare. As for ants, much like scraplets, they are too small to efficiently eat you. Which is why it is unpleasant. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM It's the venom, too... highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:12 PM At least scraplets in large numbers do the job quickly. No more than a few blindingly excruciating seconds. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:12 PM Ants would not. Thankfully they don't take on humans much. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:14 PM What little I have seen of scraplets, they did not do a quick enough job on a decently armored mech. If given the choice, I would prefer something quicker. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Understandable Hey how bad are the humans onscreen screwing up? Or are they mostly dead by now Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:15 PM There are only three left, one is looking for a cat, and the other two are making enough racket to attract any predator on the ship. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:16 PM Oh, I've heard about the cat! Glad it didn't get facehugged highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:16 PM It's the survivors of scraplet attacks that keep me up at night. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:17 PM ... Yes, just stand there while it menaces you. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:17 PM Lot of standing still and letting things happen in this movie. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:17 PM .....I get the feeling they're, ah. Not all there. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Well, now they are there... and there, and over there... highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Hah! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:18 PM I want to laugh but I feel like that would be mean of me:laughing: Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:18 PM Ah, but it is fun to be mean. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:19 PM Well, whatever floats your goat *boat Please don't float any goats Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:20 PM I will not make a habit of it. And of course the cat is unafraid of it. Their ship is just the worst. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:23 PM If the creature didn't get it, something else would have. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:26 PM One minute for pre-flight systems checks... That would be pushing it. If only their space ships did not include so much tubing, the creatures would not be able to so easily hide. Pity she would immediately be suspected of murdering everyone on board, and blowing the main ship to cover her actions. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:38 PM And the company would be only too eager to push this narrative. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:38 PM Of course! Now then, what horror of gaming do you have in mind? How every automobile drive goes. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:44 PM Every automobile drive worth having. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:47 PM Glorious. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM I tried joining-- is the sound skippy/staticky to you, or is that on my end? I believe Discord calls on my phone have given me trouble before, so I have a hunch it's on my end. Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:52 PM The sound is fine for me. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM ...and now I have almost no sound at all oh no:joy: Ah, well. I tried. It was fun to be here in text form, anyway :blush: Starscreamapillar — Yesterday at 11:55 PM Mammal liquid... Jazz blend... Oh dear. I cannot have a stroke.. but I feel like these commercials are what having a stroke is like. highglossfinish — Today at 12:00 AM It certainly is a feeling. Of some description. And that's all I've got for tonight. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:01 AM Thank you for the high quality entertainment Knock Out. I always enjoy the nonsense and Bad Decisions you choose to stream. highglossfinish — Today at 12:01 AM And you always make them enjoyable/bearable! Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:02 AM Until next time, farewell! highglossfinish — Today at 12:02 AM Farewell and good night! Sharpwing — Today at 12:04 AM Goodnight! I hope the future treats you both gently♡ highglossfinish — Today at 12:04 AM Here's to that.

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