*sits up out of bed at 1am* hey is gordon freeman exactly 6ft tall? is there a prop in half life alyx thats an object with a standardized scale but unimportant enough that they wouldn’t have had to futz with the scale for gameplay reasons?
theres that model of a vhs tape… that’d be a funny post to make, “hey guys, there is no such thing as half life canon but gordon freeman in his hev suit is 9.6 VHS tapes tall* and weighs 7 cinderblocks**”
* this is 6ft in vhs tapes
** the amount of cinderblocks needed for the seesaw physics puzzle in the beginning of half-life 2
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I love barmey because he sucks. so bad
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benrey barmey beauty barney
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during the uprising in city 17, he was probably a busy guy
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Gordon freeman more like gordon bitchman ahaha am I right or am I right??
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au where everyone lives peacefully in white forest and has a great(?) time
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What're everyone's favourite animals?
the other gordons enjoy a good dog
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I’m sorry I’m only putting bad shit into the hl tag on ao3 I swear I have reasonable ideas 😭😭😭😭
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i just wanted to apologize
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