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one time my friend and i came up with a basic “language” called wheat vegetable root. wheat represented every noun. vegetable represented every verb. root represented every adjective. it was very body language based. if my friend beckoned and said “vegetable”, i understood that my friend was telling me to walk with them. if my friend pointed to something and said “wheat”, i understood that they were showing me something. if they said “root wheat” and smiled, they’re saying this thing is good. if they say “root wheat” and frown, they’re saying this thing is bad. we spent a whole day talking like this and drove the rest of our friends insane.
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beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever
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had a dream biden lost re-election, disappeared from politics, and then gave a critically panned performance as the bishop in a touring production of les mis
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Alright was no one going to tell me that in the middle of the Nevada desert is an old cemetery that contains the bodies of a bunch of miners who died in a fire and next door is a haunted clown motel
Why are we still setting horror movies in generic Victorian houses in the woods when this is a real place in the world
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. wild boar.
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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...
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Universities love to make their websites completely unusable and impossible to find things on it's their favourite activity
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"you can't reclaim the f slur" well YOU'LL never reclaim the ACCURSED SCEPTER! NYEAH HEH HEH HEARGH *vaporizes you with the accursed scepter*
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