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Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse (2018)

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The 18 Absolute Dumbest Things Anti-Vaxxers Actually Said In 2018

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Chris Evans behind the scene of Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer 2005

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Bb MCU Loki: *scrapes knee* mom why is my blood blue

Frigga, super Done and staying out of it: ask your father

Loki: dad, why do I have blue blood?

Odin, sweating: because you’re royalty, of course

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If Glee was still airing they would’ve done an episode where Kurt becomes a Drag Queen but gets rejected from RuPaul’s Drag Race so they cheer him up by doing a mash-up of Purse First and Thank U, Next

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Miles Morales is coming in to swipe that Oscar from Disney he rightfully deserves.

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it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness

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Fantastic Beasts: How This Other Scene Should Have Gone

Nagini: (looking around at the rally) We shouldn’t have come. I knew it. We shouldn’t have come.

Credence: We had to. Besides, there’s safety in numbers.

Nagini: Well, there’s also death in numbers, Credence. It’s called a massacre.

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pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

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Things that AVPM/S/SY did right :

DRACO (Lauren I’ll love you forever)

Ron and Harry’s friendship

McGonagall

“BITCH I AIN’T CHO CHANG”

openly gay Dumbledore

Albus’s middle name being Scarfy instead of Snivellus

Draco admitting to wanting to be friends with Harry

them actually becoming friends in the end

Lucius Malfoy

what am I even listing things for, everything was pure fucking genius

Things that Cursed Child did right :

the Malfoys

that’s it

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MARK JSKSKSKSKSKJSKSL

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I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele

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people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

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meirl

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