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hoffthechain · 22 days
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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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hoffthechain · 2 months
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hoffthechain · 3 months
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hoffthechain · 3 months
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hoffthechain · 4 months
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this amulet isnt cursed im just small and shitty
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hoffthechain · 5 months
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ny tiktok feed is currently just these kinds of videos with like 1k likes or less
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hoffthechain · 8 months
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"everybody experiences that" says mother who has the same symptom of the same mental illness
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hoffthechain · 10 months
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They got virgin pride flag enabled on here now
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hoffthechain · 10 months
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Like who is ezri??? And why am I logged into his blog
the best part of tumblr is coming back to a blog after a couple of years and the name, gender identity, pronouns and age in your bio are all wildly inaccurate
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hoffthechain · 10 months
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the best part of tumblr is coming back to a blog after a couple of years and the name, gender identity, pronouns and age in your bio are all wildly inaccurate
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hoffthechain · 10 months
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got a pussy like an ashtray
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hoffthechain · 10 months
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David Szymanski is like the funniest game developer I have seen I swear
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hoffthechain · 11 months
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[Gollum voice] they hates our pussy they hates it!!!!!!!
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hoffthechain · 11 months
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PECORINO. ROMANO.
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hoffthechain · 11 months
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hoffthechain · 11 months
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"Poisonous relationships can alter our perception. You can spend many years thinking you’re worthless … But you’re NOT worthless. You’re unappreciated." - Steve Maraboli
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hoffthechain · 1 year
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Maybe we can look at the political apathy of americas working class and the emboldened neo-nazis as symptoms of the same problem, rather than a strictly cause-and-effect situation. Do we really think Trump would’ve happened without 8 years of Obama? Do we really think four years of Biden is going to change things for the better? Or do we think our death march towards fascism is going to continue? I’m not saying don’t vote— quite the contrary. I’m saying that the lesser of two evils isn’t particularly motivating when we can all see where this shit is gonna go. And blaming grocery store cashiers for not feeling motivated enough to vote is placing your frustration on the wrong peeps 😬
Forever thinking about how, on election day in 2016, I wore a shirt with an American flag on it because it was what was clean. And the 20-ish year old bagging my groceries made a snide remark about it, followed by 'I didn't vote, they're all the same anyways.' And a fellow grocery worker chimed in agreement that he wasn't voting for the same reason.
And now I can't go to a local drag event without having to walk through a gauntlet of nazis.
I realize that the election is a year and a half away, but please don't fall for the 'they're the same' rhetoric this time around. Both candidates will suck, but they'll suck in different ways and one of them wants my community dead.
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