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i am not a “””simp””” that man is my wife

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

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the mighty gar...

(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)

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House: spongebob turn around. ah. i noticed you wincing. now hold your breath. Ok *turns away to leave*. spongebob:didya figure it out doc? Whats wrong?. jouse: What's wrong? Well lets see here. You swell up when you hold your breath, pink bubbles coming out of your pores. Indicative of the most deadly infection under the sea. Urchinitis. You'd be dead within 2 weeks. Just kidding. You have the suds. Spongebob: phew house: id be careful if i were you. you say you work a 9-5 flipping burgers? Wouldnt wanna get your customers infected. ive got enough on my plate already Spongebob: hopefully theres room for one krabby patty in there! Hourse: *Smirk *

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

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do you think people in the pokémon universe are pissed that rotom is no longer a legendary like people are pissed that pluto is no longer a planet and get into discourse about it

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Ringside

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Found this guy while kayaking

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i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

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my pet mold spore

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this feels like such a genuine. what are you doing .

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I made a song last night for the Deaf Music Challenge, and its a nightmare, you should listen to it (click for YT version which you should also check out)