Sentence Meme: 97 Phoebe Halliwell Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (violence/supernatural references)!!
Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.
❛ Can you do anything about this thunder? ‘Cause it’s making me nuts. ❜
❛ Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty ❜
❛ Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather. ❜
❛ I curse you, you curse me, let’s get together and do a little cursing. ❜
❛ If you put your head in that coffee cup anymore your gonna need a snorkel. ❜
❛ Aww.. poor little evil creatures. ❜
❛ I think i did something really bad. ❜
❛ I need your help. ❜
❛ Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better. ❜
❛ I’ll do what I should’ve done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass. ❜
❛ I’m pregnant. ❜
❛ Um, you know what? We’re not really sure, so why don’t you just come back later, okay? ❜
❛ Oh, I’m making soup for [name], he’ll eat it in a bowl, I guess that’s my new role, making soup for [name]. ❜
❛ Hovering? Well that must be the infamous pillow smothering demon. ❜
❛ Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. ❜
❛ We could sure use some cosmic help right about now. ❜
❛ If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I’d be rich. ❜
❛ Ask and you shall receive. ❜
❛ Well, I did consider.. scratching.. him..? ❜
❛ Flying is awesome, its the landing that’s a bitch. ❜
❛ Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them! ❜
❛ I’m trying to get a premonition. ❜
❛ Wanna take a Wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle? ❜
❛ Ready to kick some ass… sis? ❜
❛ These boots may be made for walkin’, but they’re never walkin’ back to you buddy. ❜
❛ [name], what you do in your spare time——. ❜
❛ I don’t know what happened. One second I was talking to [name] and the next I was attacking him. ❜
❛ Earthquakes give me the jeebies. ❜
❛ If we can’t protect her from geese, how will we protect her from demons? ❜
❛ Please! You’ve got to help me! Down in the basement! ❜
❛ Sorry, had to grab my broom. ❜
❛ Well, at least our lives won’t be boring. ❜
❛ Don’t worry. We had safe sex. A lot of safe sex. ❜
❛ Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, fifteen seconds. ❜
❛ My, Santa, how you’ve changed. ❜
❛ I am trapped in pantaloons right now. Where is the mirror? ❜
❛ Great. Generation 666. ❜
❛ Does this look like something a depressed woman would wear? ❜
❛ Well, don’t look at me I’ve been shot. ❜
❛ Better not. I don’t think Advil’s been invented yet. ❜
❛ The only broom I’ve ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop. ❜
❛ I’m not afraid of our powers. I mean, everyone inherits something from their family, right? ❜
❛ Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were here to win me back. ❜
❛ [name] don’t! You think I abandoned you. You think it’s my fault that [name] died. You blame me, you should just admit it. ❜
❛ I could understand running if he didn’t love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It’s the nature of the beast. ❜
❛ We hearken ye? What? Are we summoning a leprechaun here? ❜
❛ Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers! ❜
❛ No, actually, some guy that I met at the gas station.. yes, of course [name]! ❜
❛ I slept with my boss. ❜
❛ Why? Why can’t you stay here and have the life that you should have had? ❜
❛ That’s it. The wedding is off! Tell everyone to get outta here. Go-go-go-go! ❜
❛ I think that I deserve to know. ❜
❛ He’s just trying to reconnect with you, you know that, right? ❜
❛ There’s a reason my résumé is only three sentences long. ❜
❛ No, but that’s not possible. Is that possible? ❜
❛ Oh, you guys didn’t have to get out of bed for little old me. ❜
❛ I’ve been calling for you all week. Didn’t you hear me? ❜
❛ Now would that be the pillow smothering demon or the lock picking demon? ❜
❛ I mean, surely you’re skipping some rungs on the ladder here. ❜
❛ Yeah, I didn’t hear what you just said, but if you’re wondering who’s behind this, I was about to look in the book. ❜
❛ This costume happens to be a protest statement. ❜
❛ Of course. What would you expect from Maid Marian? ❜
❛ 4, 16, 19, 30, 32 and 40. Those are the winning numbers. ❜
❛ What did I do? Premonition him to death? ❜
❛ Where’s Buffy when you need her? ❜
❛ What’s the matter, [name]? Jealous? All work and no play making you even more boring? ❜
❛ He’s a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu. ❜
❛ You know, silver things that go jingle jingle? ❜
❛ What about what I’ve given up, [name]? I’ve given up my family, my heritage, my life! ❜
❛ You are the most sweetest, most caring person I’ve ever met. No, I mean that, you are. You’re always there to help anybody, even strangers. You’ve been doing it your whole life. ❜
❛ Why don’t you just marry [name]? ❜
❛ Hey [name], I’m just letting you know I might have to leave the country for a while—— but don’t worry, I will call you. ❜
❛ Because this isn’t just about me. Look, I don’t wanna die, but I’m not gonna sit around and wait for an innocent to die either. ❜
❛ Did anyone ever think that maybe he’s a warlock? ❜
❛ You’re not kidding. ❜
❛ You usually do something very final if you catch my drift. ❜
❛ Once you break the small rules, it’s just a matter of time before the big ones are next. ❜
❛ There is a demon on the loose. ❜
❛ Okay, just don’t go taking any vows while I’m gone, all right? ❜
❛ No. I’m the Amazing [name]. ❜
❛ [name], I’m not nuts. Okay maybe a little, but that’s irrelevant here. ❜
❛ We call the spirits to help undo and send him off to… Timbuktu? Whoa. It worked. ❜
❛ Well, it was the only thing I could think of that rhymes with “undo”. ❜
❛ Okay, just listen to me for one second. All we have to do is find a way. ❜
❛ What? Oh, no. Any more good news? ❜
❛ Okay. I don’t know how that information helps us right now.. ❜
❛ And then [name] crashed through the front door on a Harley. ❜
❛ What, did a spell backfire? ❜
❛ Oh, worshipping me, adoring me, exalting my name. There is so much love in this room I can barely stand it. ❜
❛ Okay, you knew I didn’t love all those guys, right? ❜
❛ Why not? She blows you up all the time. ❜
❛ I just never thought of myself as the marrying type. It’s not something I fantasized about. Ever. ❜
❛ Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah. ❜
❛ You know, you keep throwing this 'we’ word around and I don’t see you doing anything. ❜
❛ Good people do not turn other people into water coolers! ❜
❛ I would stay out of my bedroom if I were you. Unless you want to get slapped again. ❜
❛ The safest place [name] knows is with me. He said so. ❜
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