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TG: rose come quick TG: you gotta see this TG: i just got this sweet and completely legitimate offer TG: of a free sport media player TG: i dont believe i can watch every sports live TT: *Every* sports? TT: Even Eastern European women’s 500m freestyle parkour? TG: yeah i guess TG: i mean it says so right here TT: Oh, thank God. TT: Graceful urban dryads bounding carefree across a bleak post-Soviet wasteland are my only anodyne against late capitalist malaise and the death of hope. TT: Particularly those thigh socks they wear. TG: ok shut up about that TG: you can watch suicide girls doing backflips in chernobyl any time you like TT: Pronking in Pripyat? TG: the point is TG: i have like TG: just a fuckin bonanza of available sports TG: sports kind of rolling here and there along the carpet like i knocked over a big bowl of apples and the apples are sports TG: i dont have to miss a second of the big plays TG: horse golf TG: grab grab yelling man TG: flappy bird TG: ball touch TT: Dave, I won’t have you smearing that noble pastime with your puerile innuendos. TT: The name of the sport is touchball and you damn well know it.

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@thesufjanstevensmodel420

The Amethyst Quartz Show

Amethyst starts an unhinged public-access late-night talk show with Garnet as her unfazed sidekick. After a season of constant set destructions, confused interviews with Beach City residents and street pranks that result in several restraining orders, the show is canceled and replaced with the equally-unsuccessful Gem Up! hosted by Peridot.

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Humanstuck doodles (the second comic is about karkat sucking at Leage of Legends and Sollux not)

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Fact of the day: Aradia has only once ever cursed in the entirety of Homestuck and it’s not even one of those really bad words. [Source]

#What a gentile child

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heres a transparent sollux celebrating human gay pride

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SON

It’s been five years since…

Sollux’s introduction [6/22/10]

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three moms and a idiot- the standard family unit

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It’s been five years since…

[S] John: Reunite with your loving wife and daughter. [05/26/10]

#MOMENTS

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bus stop

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i got sad thinking abt how dave and terezi never got closure so i made a photoset of all the photos theyve sent each other in chronological order

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i have nothing to caption this with except that i dont understand on what level of irony my sense of humor operates any more

#davekat youtube poop

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"Bro would never abuse Dave" you and I read the same comic?

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Dave holding up a painting of Jade & telling karkat "I don't like this painting, it's smug aura mocks me"

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It’s been six years since…

John opened Dave’s present [05/08/09]