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who taught his great depression ass this slang 😭😭😭

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Playful ice puppies

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Happy holidays, everyone!

This will be my final post for this year, and I'll be taking a brief break from social media to recharge my energy.

I'll see you soon in the next year!

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They needed to know!

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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?

Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.

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pov you adopted a kid but you forgot hes not usamerican

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🎄✨ Merry Christmas!! ✨🎄

Did my favorite DC characters make themselves into gingerbread? Or has some bad guy made this their festive fate? You decide!

(Drawn for me by izzwizzz over on Flight Rising!)

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hypocrite count: 3

sleep count: 0

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What if boys were adopted since baby

except Damian.

(edit)

+ Cass and Duke are HERE

+ The third panel is Dick! It can be confused bt he's not Bruce! Is the oldest!

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actually you have a mama's boy and then you have whatever the hell percy jackson is because that kid PRAYED to his MOM instead of his father who's an actual god .

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Bruce: Would you like something to drink? We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper—

Clark: Spiders?

Bruce: Spiders it is, then.

Clark: No, that wasn't—

Bruce: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

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“average demigod cusses out the gods 3 times a year” is actually just a statistical error. Percy Jackson, who personally tells the Olympians to go fuck themselves over 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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percy: you don’t like any one of us except for nico!

dionysus: that’s not true! i love nico and non-nico’s equally!

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SIR THIS IS A MIDDLE GRADE BOOK