hood-raht
asinorum
5 feet of bad decisions, shitty assumptions, terrible puns and mediocre selfies.
42038 posts
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Last Seen Blogs
upsteadedits
upstead edits
holy-dich
Rêver du paradis
neyapmakistediginibilmeyen-6
purplesky
bringomaniac
pika
Text
literally no better feeling than blurting out some loud dumbass joke with your buddies and hearing a total stranger ugly-snort-laugh as they walk past bc their own laughter caught them by surprise. find joy and connection in the spontaneity of strangers you son of a bitch. i fucking got your ass
77K notes
·
View notes
Text
can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light
93K notes
·
View notes
Text
i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.
89K notes
·
View notes
Text
double checking the pdf im about to send to make sure the invoice i just scanned didn't magically turn into a full frontal nude image
39K notes
·
View notes
Text
the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long
71K notes
·
View notes
Text
I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.
178K notes
·
View notes