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❛ he’s got a heart so PURE, i bet he has flowers growing between his ribs, and LIQUID GOLD running through his veins.

#comes in here 20 years laterso rry for not being on but hey follow this neat new blog fo mine #i have no chill i made this last night not even 24 hours after the news was out #✧ &&. ▫ self promo.

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✧ &&. ▫ PLAYER: UNKNOWN.:

‘ are ya’ gonna stand there with a stupid look on your face or do you actually have somethin’ to ask me? ’ pleasantries aren’t exactly his forte.

“gosh, i hadn’t even realized i was gawking. apologies, old chap.” he wasn’t very happy hearing the stupid part, but he chose to ignore it. “anyhoo, you seem like a rather smart lad. could you tell me where i am? because i haven’t the slightest clue.”

#its ok jake is just like ??? in general #jake voice where the fuck who the fuck #brxtalis

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SENTENCE MEMES FROM POPULAR TUMBLR TEXT POSTS :

this post was used for reference.

❛  but officer, they were fucking with my clique.  ❜ ❛  if you lose yourself, i will find you.  ❜ ❛  true friends don’t judge each other. they judge other people. together.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re my friend? name three of my albums.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry, but you must be at least a level four friend to unlock my tragic backstory.  ❜ ❛  fuck you but fuck me first.  ❜ ❛  you’re cute, what is your face html?  ❜ ❛  my life is one big ‘ wow, ok. ’  ❜ ❛  my life is just poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background.  ❜ ❛  i accidentally messed up my life, how do i start a new account?  ❜ ❛  my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore.  ❜ ❛  at myself, what the fuck are you doing.  ❜ ❛  if yahoo answers can’t solve your problem, then you’re in too deep.  ❜ ❛  this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid.  ❜ ❛  how do you get a nice body without moving.  ❜ ❛  it’s so hard when you’re in a cuddly mood and don’t have anyone to cuddle with!! this is an outrage!!  ❜ ❛  ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened?  ❜ ❛  you ever just ugh really hard?  ❜ ❛  i’m a really affectionate person one you get past my five layers of shyness, awkwardness, fear, vague dislike and loneliness.  ❜ ❛  i was confident for like two minutes one time.  ❜ ❛  all i think about is sex and what i’m going to eat next.  ❜ ❛  i have my pencils and my tears ready.  ❜ ❛  i’m that kinda person who, between two choices, will always pick the wrong one.  ❜ ❛  i avoid everyone, including the people i like.  ❜ ❛  i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember that i don’t even like me.  ❜ ❛  gosh golly! this beat is … whoo! this beat is … DANDY!  ❜ ❛  it’s hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you.  ❜ ❛  thinking about space fucks me up.  ❜ ❛  my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could illegally download clothes.  ❜ ❛  heelys don’t have brakes because my swag don’t stop.  ❜ ❛  i know i make lots of jokes but i promise you, i’m a really sad person.  ❜ ❛  at least i can admit that i’m a piece of shit.  ❜ ❛  ‘ i’m not bitter ’ i say bitterly, with a bitter expression.  ❜ ❛  i’m fluent in talking shit.  ❜ ❛  it’s crazy how there are seven billion people on the planet and all of them are in love with me.  ❜ ❛  why am i better than everyone?  ❜ ❛  sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments.  ❜ ❛  I SWEAR, I AM NOT CUTE OR SWEET. DON’T CALL ME THAT. I AM EVIL. I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT. FEAR ME.  ❜ ❛  i don’t ‘ dress to impress. ’ i dress to depress. i wanna look so good that people hate themselves.  ❜ ❛  i love learning bad things about people i don’t like.  ❜ ❛  i bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.  ❜ ❛  i’m just an asshole with feelings.  ❜ ❛  there’s a special place in hell reserved for me. it’s called the throne.  ❜ ❛  damn boy, are you the terms and conditions? because i don’t give a fuck about what you have to say.  ❜ ❛  damn gurl, you flappy bird? because no one likes you.  ❜ ❛  your tattoo says ‘ only god can judge me, ’ yet here i am.  ❜ ❛  i’m not even sassy, i’m just an asshole.  ❜ ❛  i’m not a bitch, i am the bitch.  ❜ ❛  i like being obsessed with things so that i am distracted from how much i hate myself.  ❜ ❛  tips on talking to me when i’m pissed off: don’t.  ❜ ❛  my fashion sense is called ‘ i am cold and pissed off. ’  ❜ ❛  maybe ‘ fuck you ’ will be our always.  ❜ ❛  i believe in hate at first sight.  ❜ ❛  you hate me? wow, so much in common already.  ❜ ❛  i’m filled with hate and useless facts.  ❜ ❛  do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you?  ❜ ❛  i’d be such a good girlfriend, you’re all missing out.  ❜ ❛  getting into a relationship may seem tempting but so was getting on the titanic ship and look what happened there.  ❜ ❛  there’s always gonna be that one person who you can’t get out of your mind, no matter how hard you try.  ❜ ❛  i ship me and money.  ❜ ❛  have you ever met someone who’s smile looks like it could make flowers grow?  ❜ ❛  how do i get over someone i never dated?  ❜ ❛  i have a very big crush on you but sadly i am only a little bug and you are a garden.  ❜ ❛  if you grab my face right before you kiss me, i’ll definitely fall in love with you.  ❜ ❛  i don’t like your clothes, take them off.  ❜ ❛  put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up.  ❜ ❛  dying is taking too long.  ❜ ❛  being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body.  ❜ ❛  don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.  ❜ ❛  you can’t spell school without ‘ i want to stab myself. ’  ❜ ❛  good news, everyone: dogs.  ❜ ❛  if you think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal, then you’re completely wrong.  ❜

#✧ &&. ▫ ask memes.

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    we’re here again!! ic bgo game!! 

- mutuals only please!! - join with your url as it makes everyone’s life easier!!

#come join us!! #✧ &&. ▫ kenni speaks.

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it’s high time that i do this–like for a starter!

#im gonna make these in a bit but!! #in case anyone else wants one

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                                     where making this happen

#A Great Dave (tm) #✧ &&. ▫ promos.

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jade is much too good at bgo

#she even killed john and i at one point! #though i suppose i cannot hold it against her #i did shoot her at one point after all #that was quite an entertaining game however #i would be delighted if we played it again #ic tag pending.

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     here is the ic bgo game!!

- mutuals only!! - please put your url for your name

#join us!! #✧ &&. ▫ kenni speaks.

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stress out? no. stress in. internalize that shit and tell no one.

#✧ &&. ▫ boy howdy! (about jake.)

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it’s high time that i do this--like for a starter!

#ive been scared of doing a starter call cuz m nervous abt not rping jake right but i #i want more threads so i gotta do this #✧ &&. ▫ kenni speaks.

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tfw u may have just eaten a cinnamon roll with weed in it

#a girl offered me one?? and im like hell yeah free food #then one of my friends was like what if it had weed in it #i already ate it #its gone #its 4/20 and i didnt even realize it #this is how i accidentally get high #✧ &&. ▫ kenni speaks.

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ATTENTION ALL HOMESTUCK ROLEPLAY BLOGS

We are starting to update these lists again! 

You know the drill: Reblog this if you roleplay a Homestuck HUMAN !

If you roleplay a Troll click here!! 

#✧ &&. ▫ kenni speaks.

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lizardman!!

#ic tag.

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RP starters: Touhou DDC

“Huh? You don’t have a weapon…”

“You’re underestimating me!”

“This must be a full-blown incident…”

“You showed up quick!”

“Hey, thanks for coming right to me and saving me the trouble.”

“I’ll clean this up quickly!”

“…It’s true, then.”

“Every human out there fears me.”

“W-what the heck?”

“Is that how you see it?”

“Hey, it’s not like I have nothing better to do.”

“I would prefer it if you didn’t cause trouble just to get some attention.”

“Yes, getting cocky will mean a world of pain for me, won’t it?”

“Maybe it’s just a coincidence?”

“At least, I’m acting only out of my own will… Probably.”

“Weren’t you all joyful just until a while ago?”

“By all means, I’ll take you on!”

“Hey, now, they are mine!”

“Can we just get started?”

“Oh, fine. I’ll find someone else to fight.”

“What, you really expect me to leave?”

“Another side-effect, I guess.”

“Was it too soon?”

“Looks like dawn has broken.”

“Oh yes, you should panic.”

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❝ That’s the beauty of a secret, you know you’re supposed to keep it. ❞

» halsey lyrics meme / accepting.

“it is quite nice, isn’t it? and it is equally so knowing that someone feels they can confide in you with their secrets.”

#karkxt #✧ &&. ▫ answered.

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❝ They can break our hearts, they won’t take our souls. ❞

» halsey lyrics meme / accepting.

“we’ve been in far worse situations than this. these scoundrels have another thing coming if they think they can take us down.”

#what is this abt?? who knows #galaxytied #✧ &&. ▫ answered.

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❝ I find myself alone when each day is through. ❞

» halsey lyrics meme / accepting.

“you’re not alone, jade. you won’t be alone. we’re all here for you.”

#galaxytied #✧ &&. ▫ answered.