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my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

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clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

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theyre talking about us again

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the sigh of relief i let out after clicking on the last block of spoiler text

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Actually the portrait of Charles is red to represent enthusiasm, energy, determination, passion, strength, leadership, and love. It doesn't matter that it looks like he's walking through fountains of blood spilled by the British empire! Some of you people need to learn color theory

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You kind of remind me of my Father (Derogatory)

Well you remind me of my slacker-ass son (SUPER derogatory) get a JOB

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fixed it

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a watched pot never boils so i'm just alternating between looking at and away from this pot so i can edge it

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sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

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this was a hit tweet on bird app so might as well post it here too

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth

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liveblogging the process of not having gay sex

#reblogging from work #awful

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