hopelesshawks

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you and your fave are on a dating game show. this is the very first time you've met but they think you're the most attractive person in the room naturally (this is immutable fact). there are at least 9 other contestants in the room and your fave is asked by the game show host to say who they think the most attractive person in the room is.

#hawks is laughing and saying it’s himself before winking #but inside he’s freaking out a lil bit

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Some disses are made for clout, or industry drama, or to further a career, build a rep, or promote an upcoming project. Others are made because you deadass fucking HATE a man. Drake is turning to the crowd for approval after every bar, Kendrick is holding direct eye contact and not blinking.

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kendrick isn't even giving genius contributors time to use spellcheck i'm reading this brutality in olde english

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CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino

You don't know what tennis is. What is it?

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everyone please read this and share if you can.

Brazil is going through one of the worst climatic crisis ever seen.

i live in the southernmost state, Rio Grande do Sul. we have been suffering from extreme, nonstop rainstorms for a week now. the rivers are flooding, reaching 4-6 meters above their natural level. people are being rescued by helicopters, neighborhoods are being evacuated. entire cities are slowly but surely becoming submerged in water. 60 people missing and counting. 32 deaths and counting.

and this is not new. last november also had a flood like this one. 50 dead, many material losses. it happened again this january, with thousands being left without power or water for days.

three catastrophical disasters within less than a year. three disasters only a few months apart.

this is not natural.

unsustainable agricultural practices and politics led to this. a complete disregard for nature led to this. greed led to this. always greed.

when it comes to the climate crisis, i cannot stress this enough: we need to act now if we still want to live. disasters like this are going to happen more often and they're going to be much, much worse. this flood is being considered the worst climatic catastrophe in the history of my state. i don't know how long it will take for another bigger one to happen and take its place. i just know it will be sooner than it should.

links to donate (if you can't donate, sharing already helps a lot):

link for non-brazilians (paybox)

link for brazilians

pix assufrgs

will update more links later. in the meantime, pray for us.

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

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HELP LMAOOOOOO

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New chapter of Again Like Before just dropped 🫡

#she’s short but covered everything I want her to so I decided to go ahead and post it #hopefully y’all aren’t too disappointed by that #but Jesus this chapter has been months in the making so it does feel good to finally post it #hopelessalb

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Vampire whimpering and moaning while he drinks your blood and he gets all breathless as he tells you how good you taste and also he’s jacking off the whole time. Think about it.

#hopeless.thirst

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He didn’t mean to. Oh fuck he didn’t mean to. Bakugou could already feel a headache from the impending lecture his PR agent would give him in the morning – if she hadn’t already seen it. 

This is why he didn’t want a stupid social media presence to begin with, but companies willing to work with him dried up when they heard he didn’t have any accounts for them to exploit. So he did it.

Really, this was Kirishima’s fault. If Bakugou had his way, he would’ve been at home watching his favorite documentary to celebrate his 32nd birthday, but instead he was at a bar getting drunk off his ass. With how much Kirishima loaded into him, someone would’ve thought they were celebrating a 21st birthday. Fucker hadn’t even made sure he got inside his apartment okay after dropping him off. Asshole.

And now he has over a thousand messages, not to mention however many people shared it. He’d hear about this in the morning. 

He aimlessly scrolls through them, mostly from people begging for a chance to be on their knees in front of him. The initial thrill of people describing how they could make him feel good wore off quickly, and he was left with an empty nothingness inside him. These people didn’t know him – not really. They just wanted bragging rights. Guess who sucked a Top 5 hero’s dick? Yeah. Great. 

One message stops him though. A simple hit me up from one dynamight_lover69 no less. He smirks at the name. But it’s not the message that stops him, it’s the video they sent next. A banana on a table. 

Bakugou hesitates, but curiosity gets the better of him and he pushes play. He’s met with an airy chuckle.

“Happy birthday, Dynamight.” Your voice enthralls him. “Let me know if you’re… interested.” The camera shifts and he focuses on your soft lips, a hint of a smirk lifting the corner of your mouth. There’s nothing else he can make out about your face.

You hold up the banana and start to peel it – how can you make peeling a banana look so fucking sexy?

It’s what you do next that has his cock standing at attention. The way your lips part and your tongue comes out. He so badly wants to be the banana you’re teasing. Your moans fill his bedroom as you wrap your mouth around the fruit and start moving it in and out. The thought of you doing that to him nearly makes him burst.

Bakugou has to pause the video to collect himself. Maybe he could jack off to it, imagine your mouth around him. He wraps his hand around his cock and knows that no matter what he conjures in his mine, it’s not going to be as good as the real thing.

Fuck it. You only turn 32 once.

OFFICIALDYNAMIGHT: do you live up to your username?

dynamight_lover69: of course

OFFICIALDYNAMIGHT: send me your address

OFFICIALDYNAMIGHT: i’ll be there in ten

Check out the other replies here

#hopeless.reccs #hopeless.thirst

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21 April 2024

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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

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living things are meant to see the sun and when they can’t for an extended period of time they get a bit deranged. That’s why vampires are like that.

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{\__/} ( • . •) / >♥️ I give this to everyone that is feeling bad right now. it’ll be ok.

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(inspired by this one for the sake of full transparency)

#fridge/pantry one 😭 #the amount of food I’d be able to avoid wasting #also never having to be sad bc energy to cook didn’t correlate with ingredients to cook

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ive gotten so much mileage out of this tweet. every time i see something on the internet that makes me mad i just think to myself "people in real life: hey man how's it going" and i keep it pushing

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Listen by now I know better than to make false promises BUT I have a random day off next week that means it’s sort of not really a 4 day weekend where most of my friends will be traveling and I will not bc I have a class I can’t skip so I’m gonna try to use that time to work on Again Like Before and hopefully get the chapter done

#I’ve like added bits and pieces to it hear and there when I’ve had time #but I’ve been abnormally social since starting my new program 💀 #which is good but also bad for my writing lmao