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New Allison Luhrs Magic Story let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#ral zerek

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Nashi, the multiverse's first filmmaker

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:3

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Now that Ral has appeared in Bloomburrow, is Ral a planeswalker who hasn't lost Spark?

He’s still a planeswalker.

#I think this was said during the MKM story as well

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"ral's an otter on bloomburrow!" ral's an otter on ravnica as well, bloomburrow aint special

#good joke ral is absolutely an otter #I for one am glad to see Ral finally on a plane other than Ravnica. The man is a fucking planeswalker #let him planeswalk!!!

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#critrole

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watching the cockiest player at the table punt

#adam savidan my beloved

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my new favorite Bad MTG Translation is now a tie between:

1. the French version of Descend Upon the Sinful being mistranslated as Descend Upon the Fisherman due to an incorrect accent mark (pécheurs vs pêcheurs)

2. Portuguese Stoic Rebuttal, which quite literally does nothing (but costs {1} less to cast with metalcraft)

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i wish sarkhan vol a slutty, slutty year of the dragon

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#yeah I'm promoting my podcast over here

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“dnd exp leveling is dumb,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"they’re right," it says. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the second row stands: brennan lee mulligan.

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Activate your abilities

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I hope Seanan McGuire writes more magic stories because I want to see how many character's fetishes she can establish as canon before WOTC asks her to stop

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#the birth of DJ TurnLRR