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hornylizard · 5 years
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hornylizard · 5 years
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hornylizard · 5 years
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You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?
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hornylizard · 6 years
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When you’re that person do do do for other people but when you need help no one can ever do do do for you.
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hornylizard · 6 years
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The difference between a vacation and a non vacation the first you ask yourself in the morning. “What can I go do” vs. “What do I have to go do.”
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hornylizard · 6 years
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When people make choices that fuck things up beyond belief they then give you a pseudo choice as to whether or not you help with the fucked up situation. What irks me is when you looked or acts pissed because you having to deal with a situation you had no part in creating they act offended and pissed off.
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hornylizard · 6 years
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When you can’t post on Facebook because everyone is all happy posting Merry Christmas and you’re just sitting in a little hole of tiredness, sadness, and depression.... Merry Christmas
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hornylizard · 6 years
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He ran up on his ex and her new bf and got dropped.
Tragic.
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hornylizard · 6 years
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My Winter Break, cause this damn sure isn’t any form of a Christmas Break, has been horrible. Hospital everyday, spent the night twice, and at no point have I relaxed from my first stressful semester of law school.
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hornylizard · 6 years
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Every year I get excited for the holidays
And every year I remember why I hate them
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hornylizard · 6 years
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Seeing your parent laying in a hospital bed not able to take care of themselves and having to ask for help and looking damn near helpless is one of the hardest things in the world....
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hornylizard · 6 years
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Seeing your parent laying in a hospital bed not able to take care of themselves and having to ask for help and looking damn near helpless is one of the hardest things in the world....
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hornylizard · 7 years
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I’ve finally came to the conclusion that I’m just miserable and I have no one.....
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hornylizard · 7 years
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Misery
I’ve finally came to the conclusion that I’m just miserable and I have no one.....
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hornylizard · 7 years
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That feeling when you realize your person doesn't want to be your person no more....
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hornylizard · 7 years
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Today I legit realized I don’t matter in the life of my significant other....
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hornylizard · 7 years
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Janky Electricity, No Internet, No Cable my new normal
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